Just had a cup of Kraken rum. Not sure why everyone's crazy about it, maybe I hate rum. Blech

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>>690165152
bump w/o glasses

>>690165356
everyone is crazy about it because it get you drunk
the horrible taste results in a dull sort of fun

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>>690165152
Cheers faggot

>>690165784
taaka is better for chuggin
smirnoff is alright tho

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I've been drinking a lot of pic related. Not that much alcohol but its still a good one.

>>690165951
Hell yeah /b/ro.

>>690165152
wasting and wasted....i love the feel of being drunk. very enpowering

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doin work

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>>690166608
>>690166617

Not op but drink up /b/ros. Drink up.

>>690166617
I dont usually ever compliment other guys, but those glasses suit you pretty well. Rock on bro

>>690166763
dude i don't want to. had a hang over yesterday and i know if i start again ill get back in that shithole

>>690166617
Hey man, love the glasses.

>no bullshit.

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8oz OJ
2 shots Razz
1 1/2 shot Teq
Hearthstone

>>690167065
Thata fine anon. I'll drink for both of us.

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>>690166949
johnnie walker makes everything look better...

>>690166763
>Wedding band

No wonder you drink, I'll drink to that

>>690167238
thats the biggest blackest hearthstone I've ever seen

>>690167286
what are you drinking
I like black and red myself

>>690167238
Like Tequila? Try graprefruit juice, tequila, tonic water. Drinking it now

>>690167238
Why is it the shape of penis?

>>690167286
OP is cute af.

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Gonna drink this dick

>>690167409
not a fan of grapefruit tbh
too acidic for my liking
but i will keep that in mind, thanks anon

>>690165356
oh kraken rum i had that the last time i got together with my best mates not bad rum not bad at all not sure if i drank it or if it drank me by the end though

>>690167389
red lablel blended scotch/whiskey you know it son

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>>690167306
Maximum keks.

Honestlynmy wife (8 years) isnt as bad as some women. I drink because of the job. Pic related

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This weird coffee vodka drink. It's харашо

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>>690167557
post some pussy w/ bhole

>>690167720
How's the sex after that long.

>>690167814

>It's харашо

In english please?

>>690167720
Ah, trucker eh? why not try something else?

I did that for a year, didn't like driving nights. Cheers m8.

>>690167882
kill yourself sam

>>690167943
Abput the same. Only difference is ahe got her tubes tied so no more pulling out.

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>>690167882

sure thing, here's an asshole who's a pussy

>>690168042
name is not sam, but kinda close

>>690167981
My bad layer. Means It's ok. Good but not great

>>690167814
That sounds good, is it thick like Kahlua?

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this.

>>690168009
Im looking. I dont have much exp in other things (repo/tow... Thats about it)

>>690168123
too good/spot on

>>690168213
Not at all. Smooth and choclatey from coffee. Complex and curious.

>>690168211
Ah. Ok.

>>690168115
How about when the kid came. Was she always too tired etc.

>>690168272
I see, why not get some training or go back to school? You only get one life man, take some chances.

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Every day for years.

>>690168492
>when the kid came
3

Nah. Shes still down. When the last one showed up (18 months ago) i hlgave her a few months to recuperate. (C-section) but its business as usual.

18 year old m8 here. If I keep drinking at this age will I be an alcoholic by the time I'm 20 or should I take a break until I'm at the legal age? Heard drinking at my age can fuck me up developmentally or something. Started drinking regularly about a year ago

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>>690168550
why don't ya'll stop arguing like little girls and drink?
drinking thread... onto knob creek

>>690168550
I dud take a chance. Let me tell tou a stoey.

>be me 12 years ago livibg at moms house.
>no job no transportation no future.
>get into argument with mom/ex stepdad one nifht
>get kicked out
>walk to neqrest town 45 minute wqlk one way
>cops come
>take me to hotel
>spend 6 months in homeless shelter
>state of mixhigan agrees to pay for schoolinf and give cash for spending money
>get cdl
>hit the road
>be me 12 yeara later
Hate job hate being gone from wife/kids
>still need money
>no choice.

>>690169342
dont use alcohol, use nicotine, caffeine, or other "concentration" drugs, aderall, ritalin, etc. listen to you're teachers and youll do fine...

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>>690167238
cheers.

>>690169865
if you're going to school ofcourse

>>690169865
Underage detected.

>>690168748
Delicious stuff, kudos. Use it for my martinis

>>690170229
nope 20 yrs. old fggt

>>690169865
I'm 18 and i already graduated from high school nigga. trying to get me banned?

>>690170276
hell yeah. I'm addicted :D

>>690170374
>20 yrs. old fggt

Kek still a youngster.
>32 here

>>690169955
dub dubs check'd
that's a tall glass you've got there.

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>>690169955
go play chess instead of heathstone, much better game
chess.com

>>690170518
Like, i wish I could afford bombay sapphire but yeahh

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Wino reporting for duty

>>690170520
i am a youngster, but not underage

>>690170782
Fair enough. I hearby retract my previous statement.

>>690170675
not a fan of that fancy shit. New Amsterdam is good for me.

Nobody else getting shitfaced on wine? Cheap reds are the shit

>>690171137
But fuck man, those floral botanicals get me. For a dirty martini, I need that nice herbaceous flavor to shine through the brine

>>690171164
red wine gives the worse hangovers


but maybe youre a masochist and love that stuff

>>690171164
Sorry anon. Screwdrivers here.

>>690171311
It's all citrusy goodnss

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>>690170583
>struggling to get past rank 14 Hearthstone
Chess intimidates the fuck out of me.

>>690171483
Just match with some water and you're clear, fam

>>690171553
Good-ass drink. But if you're into citrusy fix yourself some gin and tonics. Excellent drink

>>690171589
Yeah, I'll concede to that

>>690171749
Didn't want gin tonight. That shit makes me shit.

>>690171624
Dang, might be outta place here but you're adorable

>>690171918
Aw fuck, that's no fun

yo, drinking cachaça. Cause its cheap and gets you drunk.

>>690171860
Sounds like a nice night, man. Specs?

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>>690171624
first off don't be intimidated, its a fucking game
second off read the rules
third off play the god damn game until you're comfortable

>>690171860
ok pic if you could not go sideways next time, that would be great.

>>690171805
You look faggy

>>690171989
Kek

Right. That's why vodka.

>>690171805
Got some Gin and raspberry iced tea. Had some gatorade earlier.

>>690172107
I won't object, I'm definitely slightly faggy

>>690172152
Aw hell, that sounds fantastic

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just here to throw some vibes. ur ffagits . but have a good evening

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>>690172235
Just having one or two gay encounters doesn't make you a fag. Trust me I have had hundreds.

>>690172291
My thumb has been broke for 3 weeks so it's all I've had my nigga

>>690172375
Dude, I haven't had any gay encounters, I'm just calling myself straight until proven otherwise. My fagginess comes from the fact that I dress nice and take care of eyebrows. Bitches love that shit

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like a real god damn American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zg21Rkew874

>>/f/ is the most underrated board.

I would make sweet musical rhythmic love to SE Cupp on CNN

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>>690172302
Good evening to you, famuel

>>690165152
I´m goin to for some beer to share

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>>690171946
thanks for the advise op.
i will do my best
10/10 op, would op again

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>>690172644
/f/ is alright sometimes, if it's not all still images and music
welcome /b/ro, i like what you're drinking

What are you all listening to? I've got this on:
https://jazzspastiks.bandcamp.com/album/mode-7

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>>690173029
the comment you just replied to is not op, i can verfy, i am op

>>690167286
your face is stupid

>>690173029
Can confirm, I am not OP but think u is a cute

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>>690173029
>>690173329
reply'd to the wrong comment.
my bad.

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>>690172552
Not the anon you replied to but I also got some metro tendencies and agree (most) chicks got mad respect. Try to hit the spa for a pedicure, facial, eyebrow waxing, and salt scrub every few months.

Often I bring one of my chick friends and about half the time I end up fucking them after. Once I even fucked her at the spa.

Girls get all horny at the spa.

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>>690173342
i bet ur face is stupid too fckin cock munch

thread's kill. just the same 3 fags replying to each other

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>>690165152

french reporting in
too lazy to take an actual picture

>>690173597
Spa shit is expensive man, I'd rather deal with rubbing a chick's feet for sum puddy. I'm amazing at massages too

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>>690173524
ah shieet, rune scimmy?
add me, butt g0blin

>>690173689
Wrong faggot.

>>690173524
not u

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>>690173689

>>690173689
29 posters, gtfo or create ur own thread /b/ro

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>>690173919
Totally agree with spa being expensive but it is how I reward myself. Usually about $200 for the whole treatment. More if I go for the heat wrap which are the fucking bomb ass.

It is just money. What better way to spend it than on your body.

>>690173524
Any chance you can show your tits? I am about to jack off and go to bed. Thanks

>>690174447
Man, I just buy sugar scrub at Target and exfoliate with an almond face wash. Trim nails and keep shaved. Then I get to spend my money on good food and women

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>>690174679
i spend my money on drugs and rent

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>>690174679
Listen do yourself a favor. Just once drop a few hundred on a wrap, then massage with a salt scrub. You can't do it the same as they do at the spa. They hit your back with that salt scrub and the next time your girl is digging her nails into your spine while you rail her she will notice how smooth your skin is I promise.

>>690175106
These are wise purchases too anon, but sometimes it is better to fly a kite instead of popping a pill. Life is about variety.

>>690175421
Sounds sick, will consider

Nah, but real talk for some reason girls love good brows. Buy a tweezer guys

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>>690176177
dubs dont lie
but ops brows are 10/10

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>>690176177
Nah...

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>>690175562
If it helps you decide I recommend a couples package if you got a woman (or a chick you want to TURN into your girl). Usually they just do the stuff in the same room which seems boring, but it is good for bonding and also they always (without making it obvious) have a time/place for you two to fuck. Often it is after the massage but before facial or pedicure stuff. Look for a time when they have you shower and mention how they won't come back in until 'you two are done'.

The second the spa worker shuts that door you grab your girl and bend her over. She will fucking never forget it.

>>690176455
Dude, girls don't wanna have to stare down a caterpillar during a kiss, truss me

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>>690176813
That's not an issue

>>690176967
Aww, my bad <3

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>>690176813
nono TRUSS me they do

>>690177153
There's a distinction between large brows and a single brow, fasho

>>690176967
fatass detected

Plus what happens when you realize one pussy for life just doesn't cut it? Gotta keep your game on point 24/7/365 nigga in case your lady die/leaves your fat ass.

>>690177098
No worries. You couldn't know The wife complains About it too. I shave and it grows back. >>690177153

>>690177471
If you're interested in removing it permanently, waxing strips or tweezing is your best bet because it removes the root as well.

>>690177310
Fat yes. The rest don't care.

>>690177649
Fuck the haters, you've got greatness I'm sure

>>690177638
I'll Keep that in mind. Thanks.

>>690177749
Fat, bad attitude, borderline alcoholic

Provider, bills paid, alcoholism is in check

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OP only replies w/ pictures

Going to sleep. Goodnight, wonderful drunkards

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>>690177638
>permanently
Not really permanently but it will take longer to reappear.

Never never do anyting permanent with your hair. I am sure other guys here can attest one of the worst looks a chick can have is those ugly as fuck permanent makeup eyebrows. Flattened fucking caterpillars.
>>690177649
there is a 58% chance you will someday.

>>690178072
good. op is a babe.

>>690178150
Nah. If she leaves or worse ive still got my hand.

>>690175106
what drugs

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>>690165152
not drinking tonight, cool glasses though

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>>690165152
>literally OPs first time getting drunk.
>wants to like Scotch so bad to be le gentleman
>can't handle it, throws up
>says it's from drinking too much, but don't worry, poured some more
>wears round sunglasses in the dark, drinks from a rocks glass by himself in the living room
>posts pics of it online so everyone sees him drinking scotch

You're on your way, OP!

Oh. And I'm about to have my "cope with life" 2 shots of literally ANY vodka, then I'll drink this chaucers mead stuff that is really just honey wine but mead sounds less faggoty

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>>690178337
Until the diabetes takes that too anon.

>>690178454
hnnng you're a qtie