>>690160429 Eternal anglo shall forever be an etenal cuck.

>86F
>Horrible Disfiguring Sunburns
Well shit, bring these kids down to Texas and let's watch 'em melt on the sidewalk.

Anyone who is white and lives lives at the north of the world has this problem

>>690160644
>60644 ▶
>Anyone who is white and lives lives at this problem
Say that to the people who colonized the americas then.

it's fucking over 110F in texas, I find this hilarious

>>690160429
Look how fat that kid is.

>>690160429
It was hotter than that today in Ohio and I cycled 35 miles. I would have cycled if it was 100F.

>>690160802
More fat = more surface area this means we can get more baked fat per person

>>690160429
I was in the UK, it was 76F (I did the conversion), everyone was complaining about the "heat wave". True story. Wtf man...

>>690160429

>86 degrees

In SoCal we call that Autumn.

>>690160993
Its literally like that or more on a daily basis anywhere in the US thats not the northeast or northwest

>>690160993
>76F is a heat wave
Going to the UK right the fuck now.

He's got impressive moobs

Mustard Gas eh

>quoting temperatures when discussing sunburns

Literally retarded

>>690160644
Here in Canada, in the summer goes up to +30°C , and in the winter to -30°C. We all still live just fine here.

>>690161094
Are you talking about people complaining about the heat? Yea, I suppose that is true. But this shit was on the news, the "heat wave". It was hilarious.

>>690161168
W-what would you say his cup size is anon

Texan here, wtf is wrong with Brits

>>690160429
It was 117° F last week in Phoenix. 87 sounds great.

why do pommy primoministers always talk like fucking tossers

>>690161230
Well, to be fair.
I am very dark skinned when I tan, I tan extremely easily, and for some reason the only time I burn seems to be on very hot days. So there does seem to be a correlation, we all know the actual temperature is not causing the burns.

>>690161467
Because.

>>690161561
No shit, melanin increases resistance to UV radiation, this is grade school level science.

>>690161381
We have a civilisation and don't fuck our sisters

The British have done nothing significant for humanity, except build about three monuments and have a ridiculously ugly ruling class

>>690161652
That's absolutely fucking beautiful.

>>690161717
Ban assault sticks!

>>690161660
It would take several generations of inbreeding ot reach the levels of cuckoldery that you brits are at. It's funny you say that.

>>690161656
Dude, the heat itself does not cause the burns, THIS is grade school level science.

>>690160429
>8 fucking 6

Take them to Texas or Arizona and watch the fuckers turn to ghouls

>>690161844
There's a correlation between sun exposure and temperature too, you fucking retard.

>>690160644
It was 106 in Portland during may.

>>690161825
Their royal family is notoriously inbred (TBF most royal families are), and I recall reading somewhere that they're one of the most inbred nations in Europe. Don't quote me on that though

>>690160429
Motherfuck it was 93 F here today. Goddamn pasty brits and their faggot asses.

>>690161923
>that small table knife

>>690161561

You're likely outside more on hot, clear days.

It's actually easier to get sunburned in the winter if you spend enough time outside. It just won't cover as much of you unless you're out in shorts and a tank

>>690161952
Texasfag here, went to arizona ( Vegas, specifically ) and they were handing out water bottles on the streets because of the heat.
I was wearing a jacket at the time and was perfectly fine.
Dry heat is for little bitches.

>>690161960
Just trace back the god damn discussion autistic boy, I was responding to someone who was bitching about us making that correlation. AUTISTIC BOYYYHE

>>690161923
Is that a assault bike wheel I've been wanting one

>>690162205
Both states are ovens, makes me wonder why they think 86 is hot

>>690160429
go live with the eskimos and when you will cry how cold it is, they will laugh at your.
you can't compare that shit.
also you must calculate the water in air, when i was abroad, 40C was ok for me at the sea, but at home when it was 30, damn it was hard to breath

yep, am english, fuck the sun

even the uk summer is too fucking hot, i puked from heat exhaustion a week ago. it was fucking 26c

fuck this place im moving to norway

>>690162544

So, in the UK, bongcops can waltz around and steal basically anything from your yard? Seems legit.

>>690162544
Even their cops look ultra downy

South carolina fag here, was playing ball a few days ago outside and it reached 103 i think. I know that's still bitchmode for a lot of you, but 86? Fucking pussies

>>690161652
Just imagine; if someone used that on you, and it broke the skin surface, possibly causing a tetanus infection...
Brutal.

>>690161825
Texas is genuinely the laughing stock of the world. Literally no matter how bad your country is, at least it aint Texas

>>690160782
why?

I've lived in Texas. The first 19 days the temp was over 40C.
But on the other hand, Texans wouldn't last 10 minutes in the Canadian winter.

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>>690160811
Ohio bro here.

You cycled 35 miles in that? absolute madman

>>690163159
I'm a fucking beast aren't I? I got home and fucked my GF too.

>>690161652
>>690161717

Today, in our weapons sweep, we found a butterknife and a very pointy stick.

>>690161923
Wasn't there one of these that included a spoon or fork or something.
Obviously I'm waiting for the day they feature a plastic spoon.

>>690162948
Dallas Ft Worth has incredible museums -- Paris-NYC tier, Dallas Symphony Orchestra, Rothko Chapel, that Phillip Johnson chapel in Dallas -- There's a lot of great shit in Texas, don;t let the lazy media make your mind up for you.

>>690163157
wtf how else would you carve a pumpkin?

So you're basically all boasting for having turned into Africans. Your mothers must be so proud.

>>690160631
Hell yeah in Texas during the summer it's gets to about 100°F.
Get this pussy shit out of here.

>>690163683
No we're boasting because our countries have balls

>>690160811
Ohio is known for fat people
Highly doubt you cycled anywhere

>>690163683

Considering the global average temperature is only about 15C less than that, it's safe to say that you cucks are incapable of going outside.
That isn't healthy.

>>690163641
>Try me
>Pull trigger

Good idea.

My people may get shot at by crazy terrorists but at least my cops and fellow folks aren't afraid of:
>>690161717
fucking montey python jokes, a fucking pointed stick? Damn, this is why euros shit post so hard?

>>690163641
can't buy a squirt gun AND they beg you to not be offended

these people used to rule 4/5th's of the planet.

>>690162950
Of course I don't think anyone can survive a Canadian winter.

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>>690162776
lel gets up to 40c here
>worked outside all summer as a kid

>>690163883
It's true, but I did the cycling.
I made a game, and it's amazing to open your eyes and just pay attention out in the world to just how many people here are fat, at any given location there is always a good chance that 50% of the surrounding people are obese.
Supermarkets sound like construction yards with all the scooters going into reverse too.

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>>690160811
bro im in the 216 and i was down in heights playing basketball all day long, it was like at least 90 for most of the day

>>690163614
A plastic spoon I guess

>>690164474
That's some real 1984 shit.

>>690163865
>Ices
Sounds like Isis... My goodness fellas.

>>690160763
try again newfreind

>>690164490
740 here.
Yea, 90 sounds about right. I could be remembering the temperature from too early.

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>>690160429

lolwut. My AC is set to 28C (83F) and I'm comfy af.

Must be the britbong limited gene pool.

>>690164602
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>>690161671
dat bait though

It's hotter than that right now where I live in Canada. Just put the goddamn sunscreen on and stop being a baby.

First off, what the fuck does temperature have to do with sunburn?

Second, WHAT THE FUCK?

Chicago/Coordinates
Image result for chicago latitude
41.8781° N, 87.6298° W

Barcelona/Coordinates
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41.3851° N, 2.1734° E

I'm pasty as fuck, with mostly britski ancestry.

I'm out in the sun ALL DAY, and I just get red. Barcelona doesn't even get that much more UV

This kid has a disorder.

>>690162692
>eskimos
you mean Inuit?

no one has called them eskimos for 60-70 years, m8.

>>690160429
It's an easy mistake to make because you don't realize you're burning when in water

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>Ameriniggers who have been cucked by desert niggers for generations brag about their resistance to the sun

>>690160429
what are those blisters in the OP picture, my dads gf had something like that but she didn't go to the doctor so i never found out what it was

>>690160644
It was in the 80s here in Minnesota today. It's hilarious watching the south deal with a foot of snow tho

>>690161923
wtf why do they put this on twitter?

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>UK
>thinking they're all one
Fucking spastic.

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>>690164938

Big Brother Is Watching You.

>>690160429
>Lets laugh at americans and their great ignorance
UK is a rainy country, its cold and rainy there all the time. 86F is the highest it gets, on super hot days.

If you grab a redneck and a british person and put them through the russian winter, the british will survive the longest because he's more used to cold than the pussy ass redneck americans

>>690165110
When I was driving through Georgia they got a small layer of slushy snow on the road, and there were cars off the road every couple hundred yards, I guess I am just use to it but how can they be that bad in the snow? It's like they didn't even understand that you need to slow down or something.

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>>690160429
>People can't bear the heat in 86F weather.
>That's called early spring here in the south east US.

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>>690162420
i don't

but

>>690165238
god you're stupid

>>690160429
You really don't know what cuckoldry is, do you? Because it's not "being unused to bright sunshine".

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>>690162924
>martial arts sword

>>690160429
Bong here. On the few days a year it's not raining I never step out the house without a sensible hat and sun cream on.

>>690165357
that's winter here in Australia

>>690165276
>Lets laugh at americans and their great ignorance
>great ignorance
>pussy ass redneck americans

Europoors and their degeneracy.

>>690164832
>>690164876
>>690164938
>>690165051
is this just britains pay tv? do you need a licence if you only use your TV for movies/console games or free tv?

>>690164627
my thoughts exactly. damn the UK is fucked

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>>690161671
>UK thread
>British

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>>690163095
>get a life, bin that knife

>>690165110

central Florida (gainesville) here, and I've NEVER seen snow in person.

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>>690161423
This.

>>690160631
nigger it was 112 today

>>690161072
SoCal fag here. Can confirm this is true

>>690165554
>>690165554

no ones talking to you Australia, go back to your killer platypuses or something.

Dutchfag here. Whenever I go to Spain, I see drunk red Englishmen. They're like crabs.

>>690160429
LOOK AT THOSE TITS! AND BRITBONGS THINK THEY'RE FIT WITH ALL THEIR TEA, CROOKED TEETH, CRUMPETS AND FEAR OF THE SUN!

>>690165554
Do you guys even have a winter?

Lmao, only 86F? That's just a warm day in Southern California not that hot m8.

>>690161304
Two things bongs love.
1) moaning
2) talking about weather

Combined, they implode the bongiverse and nothing else is on the old tele box.

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>>690165441
for pointing out anon is a spastic for not knowing what the 'UK' is?
suuuuuuuure anon.

>>690160429

>Believing anything in the Daily Mail
> UK's Fox network

>>690165797
it snows in some places here (im not the man you were speaking with)

>>690160429
>120 in phoenix on sunday
>regularly 105 during summer

Fucking euros man.

>>690165317
I almost feel like they do it on purpose.

>>690160429
It's really just because they don't have AC. They're too fucking stupid to drop ~150usd in their british stone(i kid) on an AC because "it's so nice most of the time"

>>690164474
holy shit who thought this one up
jesus

>>690165666
yes great satan.

>>690165666
Those 666 trips though

>>690165532
skin cancer mmmmmmm

>>690161261
>>690160644

Same here in Sweden as in Canada. And we're all just fine.

>>690165702

how can this be real... next they'll say "don't install sprinklers since there's a chance people may slip on the puddles of water left behind."

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>>690160631
They'd also die In Arizona

>>690165873
Daily Mail is biased, but it's not a tabloid that makes up shit about aliens and shit. The stuff they report really did happen, and if you think it was skewed to fir their narrative then you can research it.

I'm from Barcelona, lived all my life here, never once have I gotten burnt from the Sun. And before you start, I'm whiter than Vanilla Ice's cum.

>>690165565
nice answer bro

it just shows how stupid you are
if you had any brains you'd try to prove my point wrong

faggot

>>690164832
>>690164876
Explain please.

You fucking fat American turds.

Do they not teach history in your shitty education system?

Your ancestors were puritans who were on basic terms bitches who wanted to run away from England because they were being persecuted as they didn't want to stay in a country which had a king who had more Catholic tendencies.

Maybe that's why your retards need so much fucking guns to keep you safe cos your have the genes of cowards and are scared like little bitches all the time. Fucking inbred cunts.

>>690165024

>be me
>pale
>Amerilard
>Scotch, Welsh, English blood, whitest person in 5 mile radius 99.9% of the time
>Live in an area with a way higher UV index than Barca
>Still never had this problem

Clearly, my genes have been forged in the Iron fucking crucible that is North America.

Enjoy your defective genes, britbongs.

>>690160631
fucking

florida you filthy assholes

>>690165983
George Orwell, I'm sure his name was. Some famous writer or someone.

>>690166115
the small amount of light leaking through the cracks in your basement door is not the fucking sun

>>690166094
no its not anon. The UK and Britain are not the same thing.
retard.

>>690165573
Wikipedia is a thing you can look this shit up. But the britbongs have to pay if they own any broadcast device. Even a computer.

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>>690162544
i think these guys would lose their minds in an american home. before the guns even. is this satire?

bring em to summer of '13 in good old southern California. felt like Texas for about 8 months

>>690166029
I shall never feel the deadly kiss of Lady melanoma sir. My skin is unmolested and has a creamy pinkish tint like a babies posterior.

>>690164474

>for additional details, call..

Who the fuck would call that number?

>>690164686

A+ Reply

Good move sir

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>>690166352

Bitch, it was 92F today in SoCal and I was still wearing a black sweater.

>>690164760
> The British are cucks for letting in immigrants

>The British are cucks for having a limited gene pool

Make up your mind about what the British stereotype is faggot

>>690161230
>>leaving out heatstroke
>>literally half of the entire point

You're the fucking retard

>>690166392
all the countries are becoming really bad sometimes i just want to go on a rampage

>>690166392
It's only if you own a TV that receives broadcasting signals, and does not apply to computers. The TV liscence fee is fucked up, but before that we had to pay a radio liscence fee, which was more fucked up. Fuck my country, but at least we didn't have a mud slime sand nigger shoot up our LGBT clubs

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>>690166352
The United Kingdom is a country that includes England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland. Its official name is “United Kingdom of Great Britain..."

sit down peasant

>>690166447

WHAT THE FUCK

>>690166697

soon

>>690160631

I'm in Texas, just went for a 20 mile bike ride in 100º weather wearing jeans.

These people would explode.

>>690166722
Britain is just the short way of addressing all of the United Kingdom, and Northern Ireland

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Well, think I'm out of stuff people.

>>690165666

i'm in houston, i don't even bother looking at the weather or temperature. i ride my bike 10 miles everyday in this shit (spf 50) how can someone get this burnt?

>>690165689

>SoCal
>SoCal
>SoCal

No need to call yourself a fag, we already knew.

>>690165573
The TV license is for anyone who watches live television. It doesn't cost much and means we have a few channels that don't even show adverts.

>>690166809
I hope so, then my trap self would finally find the peace in death it never had in life

>>690166671
Don't blame the rest for their idiotic tv rules.

>>690160644
Norwegian here, and i dont get huge blobs when im suburned. The heat do zap all my energy though

>86F

That's damn near perfect temperature for a great day down in Houston. Wtf is this shit?

>>690163857
Try Louisiana where it can get over 100 and it's humid af

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>>690166881

>>690166863
Right...

That was literally my point.

Thanks mr helper

>>690165785

Not entirely accurate. It's the sun which fears them.

>>690166722
I mean by definition, UK and Britain are different, only very slightly though.

>>690166941
it's not just that, i don't even use tv

WOW, I never post on /b/ but really.
I used to respect the UK, but if this is for real... then I am saddened. What the hell happened? And it better not happen here...

>>690166986
i was born in baton rouge, and moved to houston about 10 years ago. baton rouge is slightly worse because it is so fucking humid.

>>690166881
britbongs evolving sjw bs to the next level

>>690162050

lel @ rubber mallet

>hurr durr gonna close some paint cans

>>690167124
As someone from the UK, yeah it's pretty much like this, fucking retarded tbh

>>690166821

God damn dude, that chafing must have been a bitch.

>>690166986
It's like this in Houston. I totally feel you dude humidity is no fucking joke

>>690167072
Ms helper to you /b/ro, but i'd like to see a sand nigger kill more than one person in my country before getting glassed, this ain't the republic of ireland

>>690167188
fake and...


GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

>>690160429
i burn really easily too but I just wear long sleeves

>>690166232
lol mad bucktooth britbong detected

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>>690162776
You know we have sun almost all summer? Even at the night

Ukfag here.

Can confirm 1984. Nobody seems to notice.
Full police state. They just started demanding licenses for air rifles.

It's fucking ridiculous.

>>690167323
tits or gtfo

>>690166697
Yes it does apply to computers who are connected to the internet. So, what's your address?

>>690163857
It gets that hot in parts of Canada in the summer.

>>690165110
>>690165317
stupid fucking northerners. If its cold enough to snow in the south that shit usually melts during the day and refreezes at night fucking up the roads bad

>>690160429
This is bullshit they don't keep people in hospital for 6 weeks because of a sunburn, they don't even let you stay if you're half dead most of the time

>>690167470
Almost got me there, i've dealt with your kind mr council man

>>690167457
Naah mate, that's £20, gotta pay me tv license fee somehow

try going out in the sun with pale white skin. you will burn you fuking turd.

>>690167532

Is this fucking real?

Britbongs.

Dude.

Britbongs.

Tell me you wouldn't put up with this shit.

>>690166345
Cute, but we have no basements in cities. We live in flats in buildings, you stupid hillbilly country side redneck.

>>690167577
I understand, but this was after 15 minutes.

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This is forecast for me this next week. Bring some weak Euro bitches here

>>690167772

95% of us are drooling over the TV set watching bullshit 8 hours a day.

We've gone full idiocracy.

>>690160429
that's just a vitamin D bubble, the more you get the more nutrition you have

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q8CK45jODg

>>690167772
its real, we are a paper work nation the HMRC are hardcore but its good because atleast things are regulated

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>>690167776

>mfw when I've carried a knife err day since 7 years old 'till now
>mfw I have a loaded rooty tooty point 'n' shooty in the desk drawer right now
>mfw when perfectly legal

>>690166099
Bong that has actually been to Arizona here.

Your heat is dry. It's really not even remotely bad. Our 20-30c (and yes we get that shit here) is a lot worse because it's humid and you just get drenched with sweat.

>>690168143

>he loves big brother

>>690165627
Georgia (Nahunta) here, neither have i anon

>>690168144
We can have knives, they just have to fold (not lock) and the blade can't be more than 3 inches.

Though it is bullshit that we have such restrictions.

>temperature causes sunburns
Guys, come on. You're better than this.

>>690168448
You can still shank a nigger with 3 inches and send them to the cotton field in the sky though anon

>>690168181

Nebraska reporting in. We regularly get 100 degree (F) days with 50-90% humidity. You are pussies.

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>>690168144
>mfw i can feel safe without a loaded gun next to me
>mfw i dont have to worry about being a victim of a mass shooting
>mfw the police wont shoot me for pointing my fingers

>>690168673
Please watch out for alligators anon.

>>690166697
No, you just had a couple Somalians behead one of your "highly trained" soldiers, in broad daylight, in the middle of the road, using kitchen knives.

So yea, I know us Americans must have it so bad.

>>690161660
>We have a civilisation and don't fuck our sisters
Says the guy from the country where everyone fucks goats.

>tfw yankees cant even handle the cold in the south because of the humidity, much less the heat when it reaches 100+

I love louisiana except for the niggers and white trash