>>690160077

I don't wash my hair every time I shower.. but shhh, don't tell anyone.

I love being fucked by men in the ass, and I am afraid to tell my fiancee.

>>690160077
when i was 16 i had sex with my 22 year old sister after she got dumped and mixed pills with alcohol resulting in a ruffie affect

>>690160466
faggot

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>>690160077
I ended up in a Mental Institute for a month after attempting suicide for the 5th time

>>690160077
I care what other people think about me.

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>>690160077
Mara doesn't know my secrets.
Mara can't know my secrets.

Stop. This is a NSA trick, they will know everything about you.

>>690160568
yes but my dubs make it fine.

>>690160077
I pee in the sink. Almost exclusively.

I like the cold porcelain on my balls.

>>690160581
How the fuck do you fail five times?

My wife of 10 years has been fucking higher ups in her company to gain promotions

This is probably not uncommon, but I've secretly always wanted to be a girl, like a cute one, but also like super strong or fast like a super hero. Im not into that faggot trap shit, its stuff like waking up one day to find im in another body. I always daydream about being my favorite female protagonists like Samus or Mercy and D.Va as well as beautiful goddesses like Athena or Skadi. I have this copied and post this in all secret threads incase someone actually has an answer for me.

>>690160077
I have a small dick and I lack confidence because of this. I basically act whenever I have sex, so I won't look too pathetic.

>>690160077
i love making girls shit for me

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>>690160738
You'd be surprised by my appearent tolerance to bleach and chemicals

>>690160938
>I basically act whenever I have sex, so I won't look too pathetic.
act like what , you have a big cock ? I dont get it

>>690161055
>All these fives.
May as well join the circus then.

>>690160916
I think it's pretty common to wanna be a different gender for a day, or we're fags.

>>690161055
Either God is protecting you from yourself, or you're just doing it wrong.

I've raped two women and I'm waiting for a third.

>>690160077
sauce?

>>690160916
You'll always be a girl to me, bb. :)

>>690161373
Confident. Like "hell yeah I know what I'm doing and I know I'm fucking good at it and you love my dick" but my mind is like "oh, god, what if she doesn't like it?", you know?

>>690161949
Look up Mara Green. Also Maja Greunzeug if you want her animated lolicious counterpart

>>690160916
i have the answer.. it wont happen, because thats impossible in this existence. kill yourself and hope it happens next time.

>>690162097
dude.. get over it. at least you can get laid.

I'm a psychopath, we aren't all serial killers and people don't seem to get that.

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I jerk exclusively to gay scat porn

I want my boyfriend to call me his stupid kike and/or nigger slut while he plays the role of a big tough cholo raping me

I don't hate niggers

>>690160077
I once didn't put away the dishes

>>690162481
#scatboi.com

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>>690162481
What a nigger faggot

i mentally abuse girls with boyfriends by telling that i love them and making them fuck me but never letting them break up with their boyfriends. they never find out ofc

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>>690162588
2016.. Not hating niggers..pleb

I self harm daily and fap twice a guy. I got molested by family when I was younger. I have attachment issues and fuck up with everything. I also have a crush on the girl who just dated my bestfriend.

>>690162826
Nigger why do you think you're keeping them from breaking up with their boyfriends

I'm trying to get with a girl, but one of my friends likes her alot (shes out of his league and she doesnt like him)
She likes me as well
I havnt told him and dont plan on doing so

I am obsessed with incestous hentai please kill me

>>690163007
It's all about hating Muslims now

>>690161853
I'll be your third

>>690160077
I've been posting on /b/.

A guy co-worker and I started being friends with benefits. We see each other at least 3 times a week. Nobody at the office knows we're dating. I even got asked out by a different guy recently.

>>690162449
Oh look, another faggot self diagnosing themselves.

>>690163832
From my research its not even a real diagnosis anymore, it just falls under anti social personality disorder

>>690163556
Tru fam...tru

>>690162170
In time he'll become a chum like the rest of us.

>>690161853

green text?

>>690160077
Just like you op, i'm a faggot.

>>690161055
Had a friend in high school fail 3 times drinking bleach and 1 time drinking draino.

3 years after graduation, he had a great job, just bought a new house, got drunk, fought with his ex on the phone, found out his little bro had fucked her and hung himself.

I secretly believe i might be sociopathic, the only way i understand social situations is by recognizing patterns. Like people will say "why do you sound so angry/happy/sad/condescending/etc?" and ill have no idea what they mean so ill adjust the way i talk and act randomly until they stop. A lot of people say im a great speaker and im so funny and whatever but the truth is i have no idea what im doing, just continuing patterns ive seen work

>>690160077
I find life unbearably disappointing

>>690160077
I'm a straight man, have only ever been with women, yet I jerk off to the thought of sucking dick. I know i'm NOT gay because men do nothing for me, but I get off on the thought of sucking dick.

>>690164494
Same

>>690164494
Same

>>690164545
Samefag. But you need to realize thats gay bro kek

>>690164387
Same here, its pretty helpful when it comes to "making friends". Do you also (almost)never feel anxious, and can you not relate to other people?

>>690160077
I shower like twice a week unless it seems necessary to such as after working out or if I've had a super active day.

>>690164396
This right here.

Is there really anything to look forward to anymore?

>>690164387
That's called autism.

>>690160581
wow you suck at life and death

my girlfriend has a sister.
Her sister gives incredible blow jobs and enjoys golden showers.

>>690164777
Check 'em

>>690160077
I fucked two guys gfs and it haunts me to this day. Now that I'm older I feel nothing but regret about it and have a feeling karma will come my way one day.

>>690164662
Yeah, and i never get reactions from things like other people do. Like the orlando shooting everyone was like "I'm so shocked!" And i couldnt see how since they didnt know the victims, "feel good" stories just seem empty, scary movies do nothing for me. I find ways to play it off but it always seems weird to me and it makes me feel like a freak that i just dont see things the way normal people do

I realize that sounds edgelord supreme but i honestly fucking hate it

>>690164682
Sames bro. Lol

>>690164746
I was diagnosed with aspergers when i was really little, but im pretty sure thats not even a thing anymore so i dont know

>>690161853
Story on both!

>>690161853
This
>>690164252

I'll green text this I guess.
> date girl for 6 year
> love her but she's a shitty person
> cheats on me but imedently breaks it off with him
> I find out, read the text
> know it's over but still angry
> Go on Facebook find who he is
> went through her gps figure out where he live
> he works with her so I know the schedule
> did all this in ten minutes not to much forethought
> wait in the wood outside until he gets home
> dressed in all black with a mask
> run behind clock him in the back of the head
> beat the shit out of him with a breaker bar
> like really just destroyed him
> Go home act natural, she knows somethings up, doesn't know what
> don't sleep, just wait for the police
> go to work wait for police
> start to think he's dead and no one's found him yet
> fight urge to go back to scene of crime
> confront my girlfriend about the affair
> play it cool, just the right amount of mad, just the right amount of not crazy
> and the emmy gos to
> she doesn't suspect a thing
> he doesn't come back to work for three monthes
> apparently he never said anything to My girlfriend after that
> face so fucked up it will never be the same

I don't know why but I never got arrested. I don't know if he never figured it out, or was afraid to do something about it. But it's been three years. I regret it everyday, I am married to that girl, we live in the opposite side of the counrty now, and life's actually pretty good. But I've never done anything to wrong any body before that. And never after that.

>>690165220
It IS a thing, and you described it pretty well.

>>690164752
kek

>>690165064
Its nice to meet someone like me, difference is, I like it a lot. Some more questions, Is it really difficult to disgust you? And i've heard there's a stereotype that psychopaths have a terrible sense of smell, that's definitely true for me, what about you?

>>690160889
As long as she's getting more money for a quick fuck who cares

>>690165718
Yeah, especially with the smell thing i basically cant smell anything except for super strong chemicals. Never heard that before, so thats kinda spooky. If you have any more questions ask away this is interesting

>>690160077
My dad's ex wife sucked my dick when I was 14, shit was cash

I feel extremely attracted to girls that have been sexually abused

>>690165618
Youre probably right, im probably just trying to avoid my potato fate

Firefox is my favorite browser don't tell /g/

>>690166106
Same

>>690160263
Me, too
Always wash my hair seperatly. Just hate washing them under the shower, don't know why

>>690165523

If you hid the bar, got rid of the clothing, and maybe took his wallet to make it seem like theft, you probably could have killed him and gotten away with it.

i am a closet pedophile. No one in this world knows it yet and forever wont.

>>690160077
I go on 4chan.

When I shit in public restrooms I wrap my penis in toilet paper because I'm afraid it might touch the rim of the bowl or the seat.

I also shit standing up when I shower and smash it down the drain with my toes.

>>690160077
Im 12 and what is this site?

>>690164743
Yeah there is. Just try to make money and have sex with as many women as you can. Money will help with that.

I know it's materialistic but if for nothing else, you might as well enjoy yourself

>>690164610
They were all posted in under a minute, you fucking retard.

>>690164743
The sweet release of death.

>>690166372
Do you think you will ever act on it anon or do you have it under control? Have you ever?

Inb4 "hello FBI hurr durr"
I'm just curious.

i posted her pictures here and helped dox her.

I get hard when i think about all the neckbeards fapping to the tasty little body that used to be mine. Want to be a whore? Now you are the world's whore. Happy anniversary, Bitch.

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>>690160077
It was all a hoax, I'm still alive. April fools

>>690166713
Post 'em

>>690166560
That seems like 2 completely different outlooks on germs and life.

>>690165064
different anon here, I honestly think you also have some sort of atypical autism. I've been formally diagnosed first with aspergers then with atypical autism

i came on my belly, just for the lulz

>>690165523
Absolutely fucking based man. Good for you

>>690166994
I looked it up and that sounds pretty accurate, got any tips or tricks as one more experienced?

>>690163499
initials of girl and friend?

>>690160077
In middle school, there was this thick chick I liked but it turned out she was in special classes.

I hate retards aspies and tourrettes guys
They should be sterilized if not euthanized

Im engaged in a deadlocked battle with people immensely more wealthy and powerful than I with no real allies save for one who is completely oblivious to the matter. I am only sustained via resources that my enemies handed me themselves severely underesting my mettle. I have gotten the attention of even congressmen. Im essentially marked for death and will most likely be blacklisted for the entirety of my life. My family has disowned me on both sides save for my father who is clueless to the entire situation. I may or may not have a child, I don't even know. I don't have a death wish, but I wouldn't mind it if I died. Maybe that means I do have one, but I am in no means suicidal.

Im playing chess with the elite of American society with two pieces left, a rook and a king. The other player has an entire chessboard at their disposal.

Despite this, I wish to live. I am humbling the greatest of all powers, they chafe under their own vile corruption. I may soon be a martyr.

I have a stranger life than any who post here.

>>690160077

I'm really into eproctophilia.

>>690166700
Since you have dubs I will answer this honestly.
So, the answer is both yes, and no. When I was 23 a 14/15 year old girl was all over my, she sucked me off and we were about to go further into it but I was the one that "pussied" out and never did anything else with her again. (Also eyes were slowly but surely gazing toward me, so I stayed off the red line) and the 2nd was actually a 12 year old. Again, she came onto me, we made out, i fondled her, oversized tits for a 12 year old [no joke] and nothing more ever came from that. but that was when I was 23 years old. I'm 26 now. Before any of that [Limewire days and the time when I used to be a hardcore nerd on the internet with Tor] i used to do all the bad. Downloaded CP. Saved pictures I mean, the deep end and all I ever did was masturbate. <<That was my control, masturbating. But most times it was definitely hard since I also had wondering eyes. Especially this little gitl I remember a few years back. She was 9 and my god that girl knew exactly what she was flaunting. Always walked in underwear, swimsuit or wearing a "hard candy" sweatshirt. Yes, I fantasized about it. But nothing ever happened. It is a very tough thing to control but I have tamed myself over the years over and over again. Yes, I do like Loli as well. But please, don't mix the two. I do watch porn occasionally I'm a titty guy. So, honestly? Do I ever think I will possibly act on it? I'm really saying 60/40. 60 no, 40 yes. But, I really don't want to give in. I will seriously cut my own dick off at the fact I've reached a level lower than what humanity is already at. I wish I knew why I was so attracted to younglings but, I don't know.... I've answered your question. You may judge me as you will.

I support Donald Trump. His racism will clean up America

I was fucking a girl in the ass and my dick started feeling super slippery and saw I had a thin coating of shit on my dick and it just turned me on even more. Maybe the hardest I've ever cum

I am married but have two secret families.

I get off to stealing from women. The more valuable the item the better. I have a need to deprive them of things they love and value. I want to ruin their day and make them as angry and upset as possible. I've been stealing since I was 6. Always from women, never men or stores. I've broken into houses, cars, and appartments, I've pickpocketed from backpacks and purses. I mostly steal purses, wallets, phones, and jewelry. I jerk off and cum on on the stuff I steal while I fantasize about the girl crying over losing it. Sometimes I'll wait years and message then from a fake profile telling them it was me and why I did it. Then I get horny all over again as they react with anger and disgust.

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>>690167677

I like shemales very much that I don't find vaginas attractive anymore

>>690168235

I expected a response like that. But it's actually absolutely true.

>>690165523
>taking it out on the guy
I'll never understand this.

>>690167377
I don't really have any that you arent already abiding by honestly. I personally think that in cases like this where is not super severe, the autism diagnosis is more or less just a listing of traits from the DSM-V

>>690167677
oh hai Donald trump

I had sex with my cousin a few times.

>>690168661
Would you wife her?

>>690162562
but he's a big SJW, right?

I have thought about fucking myself in the ass with a pickle

>>690162449
I'm a psychopath as well, but I don't tell anyone because they assume I'm a murderer

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I like s/fur porn

>>690168953
YEA that's me but mods deleted my post

>>690168803
Naw, especially not now. She got into pills.

>>690160077
>Let it out guys , its safe here

Thanks anon. I've got a lot to get off my chest.

1. For years I've fapped so hard, so fast, so focused on the sweetspot, edged so many times, all while looking at unrealistically beautiful pornstarlets in pro lighting & makeup . . . . that when I get real pussy it feels like trying to fuck a bucket of warm water.

2. I stalked the shit out of a hot teacher.

3. When a Sr., I beat up a freshman and probably gave him PTSD over some really minor shit.

4. I'd hate-fuck my mom. Not wincest roleplay, I mean come in the hole I came out of just to show the bitch who's boss.

5. I look down on soldiers

6. I had to resort to Pick up artist shit to learn how to interact with women.

7. I think less of Charlie Sheen for shagging trannies -- WTF was the faggot thinking -- than for his debauchery, wife beating, drug use, and public meltdown.

8 I think Caitlyn Jenner is a man -- and if I said as much at work then my career would be in jeopardy.

9. I really lke it when pornstars get AIDS. I'm really hoping Mika Tan & Samantha 38G get it from getting reamed out by niggers.

>>690168544

I didn't expect to be taken seriously, the most ironic thing is that it's entirely true.

Trust me, I wish it wasn't. I wish I never was born to the family I was, and I wish I never mingled with the elite.

When I was younger I was foolish and squandered all the opportunity afforded to me. Now I'm only reaping that consequence.

Don't fuck with the aristocracy, and for fucks sake, if its the one thing you ever do in your life, never trespass on a private beach.

>>690160077
i fap to my own oc
also i'm mexican. by blood

>>690167891
Hey I'm the one who asked. Thanks for being honest. This may not mean much coming from some fag on 4chan but I strongly recommend going to a professional councilor anon. I have in the past for my urges. Urges that similarly would hurt others and land me in jail... just like yours would. I know it feels impossible to control at times... and honestly it is if you try to do it yourself. You most likely will give in if you don't get help. And also, you may feel like the porn and masturbation are helping as they give you a release, but they aren't. They're having the opposite effect. Please don't let yourself ruin the life of a child or end up in prison rotting away. Please don't.

>>690169017
id like to be friends with you, you seem interesting

>>690169303
too bad, it was getting interesting. i hope you get a chance to live out those fantasies of yours someday.

>>690160263
You aren't suppose to it dries out your hair. Don't be a dumb faggot.

My roommate works late nights and his gf and I fuck the entire time. She falls asleep and then I continue to pleasure myself with her body.

I'm in a relationship of two years. All two of these years feel wasted but the girl says that I'm the only thing that makes her happy so I stay. I'm not happy at all

i grow all my fingernails really long except for my nails on my right hand and my pinky on my left
right hand because i play the bass
pinky because i finger my asshole in the shower

>>690169862
people like you scare me
tell her the truth
dont be a pussy faggot

>>690169017
>>690162449

To have a personality disorder, you need to have a pervasive pattern of thinking/acting that interferes with your lives.

Does your lack of empathy meet that criterion or are you happy with your state?

I like to anally stimulate my prostate
>feels good man

>>690169388
Give more detail? Names, situations?

>>690170035
me and you are the same anon

>>690169583
You know nothing about me, and I don't want any friends

>>690170198
get out you edgelord faggot

>>690170198
tell me about urself then. idc if you dont want friends. shit happens

>>690166560
Waffle-stomping, nice.

>>690170005
Due to other personality disorders with which I've been diagnosed, my life is less enjoyable. I only have psychopathic tendencies, so I have to deal with also having distorted, yet unfortunately real, emotions. I still feel a longing to feel actual happiness and love, I just don't exactly feel it the same way you people do.

>>690167891
>I wish I knew why I was so attracted to younglings
It's often, because something happened in the own childhood, that caused the mind to kind of "get stuck" in this age.
So as your body ages, your mind (+ sexual preference) stays more or less the same.
Can't describe it better atm, too tired. Hope I make some sense

This at least is what I read from another anon, who said he got professional help because of his pedophilia. Maybe helps you a bit with this question.

>>690170333
I don't think you get it. Unless you can give me something, I'm not interested in friendship

>>690169464
Well, this is interesting. I'm chatting to a serious anon. Well, for years I've probably been needing help since I was....well....i think 12.. [that's another story....another secret that lead to my future, by which I mean, the Present.] But, I feel like if I were to get such help, I will still be judged and be looked down upon. I understand confidentiality but seriously who really keeps secrets? Job... or not. Do you have nay idea how hard it is knowing that im caged monster inside and just talking to a random stranger is suppose to help me? I cant even tell my most trusted best-friend that i would give a kidney to. I only have so much. If I lose it, I may just perish. Not to sound all depressing or anything but it's true on my end. I have no family, no girlfriend or wife or kids. I'm a lone person. Everyone I know will never have me near them or or there kids again. I'm a real nice guy, not just babbling either. Everyone has their issues. I cannot just flat out tell a psycho-therapist or something. I have to really know you.... like.... really, know you..... you'd pretty much would have to litterally have the same perspective as I do in order for something as impossible for that to happen. I'd rather put myself in massive debt, go to Japan, enjoy the food and manga, and kill myself happily.

>>690169862
Damn, anon. Same here.

>>690170762
i said get out you autistic nigger

>>690169381
you fucked your mom ?
Details ?

Any chance i get i find ways to have my gf's little sister sit on my lap. Grind away. Feels amazing.

>>690169388

I can't. My phone is compromised.Every text, every call, and every post is intercepted and used against me. My human rights are being violated on a daily basis, I have no privacy, and if I were to flap my gums about names now I would certainly be worse of then even now. But I can give hints.

Anthem. Filibuster. Real Estate. Congressmen. Elite. Millions of dollars, none of them mine. Indiana.

See if you can decipher it. Giving out concrete information like names would be true suicide. But what Ive provided should be enough for you to get the gist of what I speak of. Names, however, would lead the trail right back to me, which I do not need in addition to the trials I already face.

>>690170695
That's interesting :-\ ...honestly.

>>690170996
pics

>>690165220
how do you get the burgers off your ass? i dont get it. is this some weird fetish shit?

>>690161055
idk why people think drinking bleach will do anything other than make them vomit.

>>690164252
>>690165226
Not green texting that shit but the last time I raped a co worker at her second job. I was driving home to my wife and I saw her emptying the trash into the bins off to the side at the gym she worked at. I parked on the street after I saw her go in and waited. She came out with two more bags and that's when it was show time. It was late and the street lights aren't working so walking up on her was easy. After she tossed the bags into the giant waste bin, can't remember the word for them, I grabbed her by the hair and slammed her cheek into the bin. She went kinda limp but I held her there so she couldn't get a look at me. She has a great ass, been working at this gym for a long time, could tell she can do some squats. I yanked down her leggings around her knees and pulled her ass out, I didn't have a condom so I wasn't going to creampie her. I hotdogged her until I got hard and dipped my head into her cunt, got it a bit more wet than I was expecting. She wasn't making a sound this whole time until I spread her cheek and pushed my knob against it. She didn't say anything, more like a whimper. I thrusted forward as hard as possible but I missed my mark and bent the fuck out of my dick. Pissed off now I eased into her butt before I started fucking her. Shit was raw, a bit uncomfortable but fuck it. After a while I came in her, when I pulled out I let go of her hair but before she could look I grabbed her by the waist and flipped her into the trash bin and locked it.

Went home, took a shower, played some vidyahs with the wife. She didn't show up to work for a week saying she was sick. When she did come back her cheek was still bruised and she had mace on her key chain.

A few days after that we were practicing macing people on some cans out back.

I'd give it a 7/10

really want to fuck my sister. not really a secret considering she knows and told everyone. oh well, still want to fuck her

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>>690160077
Well my new gf likes to go out to girls night. Iv only just started dating her but have bad feelings as to where this shits gonna end up.

Simply gonna fuck her brains out until she fucks up and then ditch the hoe.

No attachments this time. fuck all you stupid sluts. Its like women are fucking retarded.

"Im gonna go out in a skimpy tank top and a skirt with my friend to get smashed. I totally am not putting myself out there to be hit on and picked up"

>>wel...what is it that you would like me to give you?

>>690164494
Same, but a bit more bicurious.

>>690160916
why aren't you trying to be a trap? or at least a sissy? you could get the girl experience, night by night...

>>690163632
Takes the fun out of it.