is this really what americans eat?
Sounds boring. Just a shitload of meat, why would you eat that?
Yes. We eat that three times a day.
>>690152586
>buy double cheeseburger with 7 extra patties
>get charged $20 for the 7 patties
>each patty is $3
are people really this fucking stupid?
Yeah. Everyone eats everything that's advertised here.
>>690152586
Yes, that is called "Medium".
Yeah, but I've only had 2 of my required 3 today so I'm hiding from the burger police.
no.. because that is not allowed in america..
but cheese and frickin rice..
where is that?
>>690152586
Yeah i would eat that everyday, delicious.
"yeah and I'll take a diet coke"
>>690152793
It's for Americans on a diet.
Diet food always charges a premium.
>>690152586
Yessssssssssssss I'll take 2 please!
>>690152726
>mfw there must be someone in America who actually does that
>>690152586
No,What the fuck is that?
>>690152586
a lot of us eat really shitty so this is possible
>>690152586
Never seen such a thing but I'd eat it.
The t-rex promotion was started in a Canadian Wendy's.. not American but still delicious.
>>690153414
>mfw there must be someone in Britain that brushes their teeth with cake frosting
>mfw there must be someone in France that uses sour milk for deodorant
If i don't really feel like eating a lot I'll go to Crisco's and order one of these with a 2 lb. Fry bucket and a bottle of Crisco's Bbq sauce with a 44 oz. diet Coke.
>>690153731
>The t-rex promotion was started in a Canadian Wendy's.. not American but still delicious.
I knew I remembered this. It's not even a thing here.
Nobody would eat this unless it was a contest.
>>690152586
I use to eat an entire large pizza for dinner. Now I only eat a medium.
>>690153731
Oh Canada!!
>>690153203
Ya beat me to it.
>>690154081
That's fucking disgusting. You were about 300 lbs, right?
Yea why the fuck would you not eat that shit?
>>690153414
lets look at this site.. a chub thread? a fat thread?
Yep, Americans will eat that and then complain about their genetics.
>>690154254
Maybe because you dont want to look like a fucking human meatball?
>>690152586
That was started in Canada idiot
>>690154167
Yes sir, still am. But I've cut out all refined sugar. After I'm totally off the suger, I'll go off the fat.
I hate being fat, but You can't lose it instant especially when you're disabled (like myself)
>>690152586
>>690152586
this is normal. every restaurant has it. most people live of these things here because at other restaurants its normally a pretty good deal
>>690153414
New fag detected
>>690152586
That's a "lite" menu item here
>>690154754
Ahhh. The sugar will kill you so good move. Best of luck on the rest but it will come down to diet.
>>690153414
so.. what exactly does your face look like?
only idiots "mfw" and dont show a face.
>>690152586
I dont understand how you even eat burgers that big, with a fork and knife?
>>690155522
Yes it will and thanks anon.
>>690155936
No prob. GL
If you really think anyone in their right mind would eat something so dumb, for so much damn money, then you are a dumbass
>>690155916
We Americans have evolved to be able to disconnect our jaws, and the jaw stays loosely attached with our fatty quad chip. We then consume it with our gaping faces.
>>690153335
Wtf is a butterfat shake?
>>690156852
if you have to ask
your blood pressure cant afford it
>>690152721
America!! That's fuckin' why!
>>690152586
no. i have two of these health shakes every day
>>690153836
>triggered amerifat detected
kek
>american food
>american women
>>690152586
no. you're retarded.
>>690152586
is this really how stupid non-americans are?
be honest. you'd try it
>>690157706
>heath shake
>health
>>690157706
>health shakes
Kek
>>690158946
>>690159095
>>690152586
is this really what europeans eat?
>>690152586
i am american and i wouldn't eat that.
i fucking hate it when people make tall sandwiches that you can't even fit into your mouth.
you'd have to eat that burger with a fork and it's probably like 1500 calories by itself. you'd feel gross afterward.
but yeah...i really could go for a burger and some cold coke right now.
french fries are horse shit.
>>690159304
key im not all about america. fuck america. i just don't like idiots.
>>690158822
if it's a cheaper cut of beef, and you cook it yourself, there's no shame in ketchup.
but if you're at a restaurant, you'd be a fucking idiot to do that. it's like talking loudly and at length about splitting the check.
>>690159436
>saving this to his computer
>faggot detected
>>690159450
>i am american
stopped reading right there kys faggot
>>690152586
i object to it not having enough bacon
>>690159511
kek
>>690153203
there's nothing wrong with getting a fatty burger with a diet coke. cut calories where you need to cut them.
just as long as you're keeping track of how many calories you eat.
>>690153335
i've been there. the food is gross, and theme restaurants are obnoxious.
>>690152586
american burgerlover here
i prefer thin patties, no cheese and lots of veg. its a very elegant food delivery system if you don't go overboard
euros getting mad theyre being dp'd by mudslimes and niggers so they have to hate on the only good country left
>>690156852
Basically a milkshake, but with lard instead of milk. Shit's designed to give you a heart attack, hence the name of the place.
>>690160041
yeah they love shooting up your local hangouts...
>>690154754
>After I'm totally off the suger, I'll go off the fat.
don't do that.
kill the sugar, and then just make sure your daily calories are under control.
you need fat to be healthy and fat also helps you feel full and satisfied longer.
>>690152586
Reported for illegal content.
Enjoy prison you stupid nigger.
>>690160120
>>690160229
>being this mad because muslims shot up his local gay bar
kek
Ameritard here
I have never seen that on any menu, nor do I know what fast food place that is. Judging on the shape of the patty it must be wendys.
>>690152586
As a skinny britbong with Arrhythmia, merely looking at this picture nearly kills me. Like holy fuck man, I know not all Americans are the stereotype of being fat, but the fact that this even exists is absurd.
>>690152793
Just buy 5 1$ doubles and combine them scumbag. You even get an extra patty.
Holy shit I'm hungry. I seriously want eat that entire burger.
I'm American btw :^)
>>690159796
you didn't stop reading there. you read the whole post, quit lyin.
>>690160259
Nice job banning knives you fucking faggots
>>690160555
chekd
>>690160670
i actually didn't...
>>690160112
> thin patties
> no cheese
> lots of veg
come the fuck on with that bull mess. i like lettuce onion tomatoes and pickles too...but you might as well put salad between two buns with that shit.
>>690152586
my dinner
>>690160545
>>690160555
>>690160601
>>690160688
Just reported all of you for illegal content.
Thanks for being dumb enough to get reported.
Enjoy federal prison you retarded niggers.
>>690160479
What happened to have fun in the pokey faggot? I saw it for a week or two then it was gone.
>>690160891
Shh, he's not really an American.
>>690160906
>Nuggets
Might as well just kill yourself now.
>>690160933
New meme?
>>690160771
idiots. how are you going to stop knives?
>>690160976
That shit is cancerous.
>>690160688
>>690160771
>thinking it is ok to carry around a lethal weapon
well that's typical ameritard logic and the reason why there are so much gun crime and murders in ameritardland
fucking moron
>>690152586
every damn day, and thats just breakfast. just you wait til lunchtime. you think this muscle just feeds itself???
>>690160933
I physically cannot wait for it. I crave getting my boi pussy pounded
>>690160906
i like mcdonalds and eat there from time to time but that food looks seriously unappetizing.
>>690161088
Reported.
Enjoy the pokey you tedious bumblefuck.
>>690161302
>muscle
>45% bf
kys amerifatass
>>690153335
"a monument to all our sins"
>>690157706
KEK! My ribs hurt right now, but thank you for that.
>>690161299
Such lethal weapons
>>690161368
Quarter pounders are the shit. Especially the deluxe ones.
>>690153335
>>690153335
http://www.usatoday.com/story/dispatches/2013/02/12/las-vegas-heart-attack-grill-death/1912493/
>Customer dies of heart attack at the Heart Attack Grill in Vegas
>>690159191
The joke went over your head didn't it?
>>690155285
What does that have to do with being a newfag you damn retard
>>690160362
I know, I meant limit the fat.
>>690152829
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>>690161551
Three did in total, I believe, one of which being the spokesperson.
The place is run by a fitness nut who is intentionally trying to kill people with food. He used to be a physician or some shit. This is the place where if you weigh 350+ pounds, you eat for free, and if you don't finish your meal, you get spanked by a sexy nurse on a platform.
>>690154167
>implying weighing 300lbs means you're obese
I'm 6'2" and 330. I'm barely chubby
>>690154754
Good luck anon
>>690161421
looks like someone's a bit worried i'm going to fuck his girl. post your body and let's see how built you are
>>690152586
I'm an americlap and this made my mouth water. If I know where to get one I give it a go.
>>690161299
the difference is that a knife has utility besides being a lethal weapon.
i have used a knife many times in my life, never killed anyone.
you can practice with it a shooting range for funsies, but a gun has no practical utility besides killing things.
>>690161551
>daily customer
Well, it's not like they didn't warn him.
>>690152721
3x the recommended preoteins
>>690152586
This is what a typical american capitalist has
>>690161813
>if you don't finish your meal, you get spanked by a sexy nurse
please tell me this is real
>>690161492
knives and forks are bad tho...look at what they do to americans....(pic related)
>>690158912
stay away from meee-heeee
>be me
>eat whatever the fuck I want
>don't expertise
>never get fat
>mfw
We just eat that when we don't have time to sit down and eat it's fast food when we can sit down and eat we eat 3 of those
>>690152586
>only sold in Brandon, Manitoba, Canada
USA
>>690161843
> 330
> i'm barely chubby
you're not barely anything. you're fat. and delusional too, it sounds like.
>>690161969
is the gay buttsex allowed just implied? no need for a sign showing a thumbs up next to a dick going in a goat butt?
>>690158822
Fuck that in the worst way.
>>690162011
if only we had some common sense fork and spoon laws, i cant believe we allow high capacity spoons to be sold in our stores without a background check
>>690159511
i want to punch her
Fuck no im american and i can even say that shit looks dangerous to consume
Are the Redcoats upset their spilled their tea and blamed it on The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave?
>>690162004
Check one of the many documentaries on YouTube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auKy1mc3xyg
They also have midget nurses riding around in little ambulances. The place is a true representation of America.
>>690152586
Yeah you see in the first world we can afford and have the resources to eat like that. I know it must make you jealous but you really should be glad we have no interest in whatever third world shithole you live in or we'd come over there and "liberate" you.
>>690162262
they should just weigh you fucks thats more suitable way to determine weather you are responsible to buy them
>>690159511
wow that's actually sad
>>690162126
andre the giant was 520 pounds and he wanst fat
shaq weighed 350 pounds throughout most of his career and wasnt fat
these threads are pointless there's fat people in every country.
>>690162126
>what's a muscle
>how do lift
Some of actually do manual labor for a living
>>690161654
No, but it wasn't funny imo.
Okay, okay, I get it the company is called heath and that almost spells health and that's it.
>>690160906
>chicken sandwich
>chicken nugger
>hi-c
>>690152586
We are a prosperous nation. Sorry you live in some shithole and are jealous.
>>690162283
The fuck am I looking at?
>>690162283
the feast of the gods
>Americans ranting about muslims
>Europeans ranting about fatness
It's always the same shit it's not even funny anymore
>>690160925
Haha. Hahaaahhaaaaaa. Thank you. I'll take America's fatness, niggers, and gun violence over this cuck shit anyday. Lol gotta be 18 to buy a plastic knife hahaha ha holy shit yes
>>690162137
''I dreamed a dream in time gone by!!''
>>690162082
>expertise
>no face when
>>690162376
hahahahaah i am going there for sure next time i go to vegas
>>690162632
>Comparing yourself to Shaq and Andre the Giant. Two top-tier athletes.
>At 6'2''.
>>690162976
>Autocorrect
>>690159511
Can this technology be applied to cankles?
>>690163123
>NO
>FACE
>WHEN
.
CUNT!!
>>690153203
I do this, but I just started getting water now. Might as well, diet coke taste of fuck all. Full sugar drinks are disgusting, they're like syrup.
>>690160933
Reported for illegal content. Hope you enjoy getting your sweet ass pummeled.
If you go to A&W just ask for a grandpa burger and add extra patties they do it for about 1.30 a Patty here in Canada and they'll do up to 8
>>690161969
what the fuck are they going to do if you do all those things and tell them to fuck off.
>>690162677
i lift and i set up and tear down PA's for a living.
if you're 6'2" and 330lbs, the only way you're not fat is if you're roided to the gills and a bodybuilder. the numbers don't add up.
>>690162632
see picture. homie gotta big ol belly.
>>690163389
>thinking aspartame does anything other than make you fat
>not knowing what aspartame is
>dum yank
>happy cancer :)
>>690152586
no, we eat this
>>690162632
>andre the giant was 520 pounds and he wanst fat
shaq is 7'1" so thats a bmi of over 31 so clinically obese
>>690163483
Shout discrimination, call the bobbies, and you'll go to jail or get fined for racism/bigotry.
But that won't happen because you're going to tolerate the shit out of muds, unless you want to become the public enemy.
>>690159103
You can't eat the corn husk, but yeah, I would.
>>690161970
don't forget to eat your activated almonds!
>>690162744
are you retarded?
>>690162744
yo when you're hung over that bigass hi c is a lifesaver.
>implying that's enough meat for a meal
You ain't eating good till it hurts to poop.
>>690162954
>over this cuck shit
lol
>>690160652
i've done this and it was delicious
>>690152586
No dumbass it was a novelty and it was actually banned for being too fatass even for murica so ya
>>690163720
shut up you illusion spreading spastic english cunt.
if you dont like it, how about fucking off back to wherever it is they speak the pillow tongued palsy faced 'english' you speak, cos it aint from these isles m8.
Filth
>>690154428
America Junior so fuck off.
>>690162632
shaq is over 7 feet tall, and was a professional athlete, retard.
>>690155702
This is him
>>690152586
Lol I don't eat off the Kiddie Menu
Yes, that is all we eat. It is best that you do not come to our country with you bias and intolerable food opinions. Stay where you are and criticize us from a distance. Please stay where the fuck you are.
>>690163637
I'm Scottish, and I watched a documentary on aspartame actually. It doesn't make you fat, it makes you eat more because it makes you feel hungry. And even then that's not the aspartame, it's your body expecting sugar etc which it doesn't receive.
Tldr, kys
>>690163637
do they not have aspartame where you come from?
>>690164068
Heh. Make me, kid.
>>690156760
underrated post
of course it is.
they use 3 buns for a bigmac, but they only use 2 and enough topping for 1 burger with 10 patties.
yeah that makes sense.
>>690152586
do you not?
well you are doing it wrong,
>>690160652
>>690152793
> mfw when american calculate burgers
How do you go about shitposting about other countries when youre literally getting flooded and replaced by goatrapers
Fucking hell, why on earth would I care about other people being fat and gross, go fix your own problem before you're deported from your own country by your Muslim government in 20 years
>>690164388
clearly
>>690159304
This pic is so wrong. That American person is waaayyyy too skinny. They need to be at least 10 times as big and remember we Americans are so fat our legs break when we stand so get a electronic wheelchair for it
>>690164482
>Mfw when
>my face when when
>tfw yuropoors try to fit in on the Internet but can't even get the shortcuts right
>>690164303
check oot csi monsanto here
GIVES YOU CANCER YOU SWEATY SOCK CUNT!!!!
>>690152586
You will notice that most people who criticize America on here do not say where they come from.
Because ALL COUNTRIES got some bullshit goin on that deserves to be ridiculed.
Meanwhile in europoorland
*eats xl family size pizza with diet coke*
>>690164681
>>690164994
Huh, I posted a picture of Muslims
Is this some new filter ?
>>690165048
Atleast you cropped away the 9gag watermark
>>690161843
Depends how much muscle people have, a guy can be 180 pounds and look pregnant cause under the fat there is 0 muscle
>>690163123
autocorrect is supposed to correct your grammar, not make you sound more like a retard
>>690161421
Oh fuck you, mate. You wish you could be that buff.
>>690152586
Remove the bun, tomato, and onion and I would eat it.
It would be my only meal for the day, and I'd have to split it up, but I would definitely eat it.
I eat a lot of fat, just not carbs. Keeps me at a healthy weight.
>>690165411
Ayy.
>>690165208
>all captioned images originate from 9fag
sure
>>690164721
It also does do that either, but I smoke, drink and etsy redmeat, so imaginary carcinogens are the least of my worries. Are you English? God I hate the English so fucking much. Except Newcastle and Liverpool, they're OK.
>>690162954
>>690159203
Tfw you're in the uscg and you don't get any of that sweet dod money and you're stuck getting vital benefits cut and you're trying to keep 50 year old cutters afloat using duct tape and rags.
I did the math once, the hours I work vs what I get paid is sad, this is what I get for fucking up in high school 10 years ago
>>690152721
>he doesnt want BIG, MEATY, CLAWS
Homo pls go
>>690166004
I joined the merchant navy after, megabucks
>>690166326
How much gayer did you get?
get some
>>690166509
want some
>>690166509
j00cy.
>>690162285
Waste of energy.
It's better just to dangle a Hostess Cupcake on a fishing line over her head and wait for her to have a coronary trying to raise her hands over her head.
>>690162283
u must be pregnant
>>690166433
Very, my mum was so disappointed. I can picture her now dabbing the tears from her eyes, while driving down the road in the wheels i bought her.
Inb4 it's a rascal.
>>690167009
...Rascals can't hold that much weight, faggot.
>>690158822
I hate you so much for that image
>>690152586
Ironically that was a Canadian exclusive that barely lasted a week.
>>690167149
Shhh.
Aside from the fact that one of the hidden things about Canada is they eat more fucking grease than anyone else is that their Canadian din-dins usually consist of heavy fat deep-fried in pork drippings.
>>690166509
>tfw whataburger is only a couple blocks from my house
>>690167082
Is that why your mum has to use them like skates?
>>690152586
No.
/thread
>>690162126
Nigga the mountain weighs like 430 pounds and his not fat
>>690152829
Seems like it you fat fucks
>>690152586
>>690168617
jelly?
>>690167632
>doesnt understand how /thread works
>>690168064
He weighs just under 400, and he's got roughly 16% body fat. Which is above average but absolutely necessary for his frame.
>>690162126
>6
Shaq is a foot taller than you and 20 lbs heavier. Put that into perspective lard ass. You should be no more than 210.
>>690163706
BMI doesn't take into account muscle mass.
>>690168617
Why am I so fat? Every time I fuck your mom she makes me a sandwich.
>>690163833
>Alkalised water
Dude drinks fucking distilled water, don't drink distilled water, it's horrible for you
>>690169589
Exactly correct. Every single contestant on stage at the Mr. Olympia contest is considered morbidly obese by the BMI standard. The majority of them are under 6 feet tall, and well over 250 pounds during competition.
>>690170421
no alkalized is ph level retard
>>690152586
all day erry day
>>690170523
Distilled water is pH neutral water
>>690170673
and alkalized means higher ph level. care to further embarrass yourself
>>690170935
Drinking water is pH 3~ distilled water is pH 7. My uncle sells "water alkanisers" they make it pH neutral.
>>690152586
>mfw Americans refer to hamburgers as "sandwiches"
>>690171289
listen u little shit distilled water isnt the same as alkaline water. look it up
>>690171573
Is alkaline water just adding baking soda? I honestly do not understand.
>>690171790
no, it's water that has a higher ph level. usually ionized