Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
Kurapika claim :0
>>690141077
Shoo~
>>690140723
What's the current price on those?
>>690141048
>>690141204
This is lewd.
I'm tired as fuck laying down on the bed no pics nerds
>Konata
>>690141643
you're in for a surprise
>>690141696
kek
>>690141722
Alright then
>>690141511
kagami claimed!!!
>>690141643
heeeyy!!! how's it goin??
>>690141708
anarchy!!!
Miho claimed
>>690141355
Moo
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>>690141370
Someone else made that i never asked to have it made.
One im posting now i had made the other day.
>>690140018
Come on buddy, we all had our fair share of bad apples, I had to go through like 10 before meeting my current.
>>690140792
Nah, A sandnigger and a white dude. Funny thing is I know em, most people in my circle want them beat the fuck up because they're fucking disgusting. They even rolled some 12 year old at carnival ålborg.
they stomped my leg while I was down
>>690141511
Mumei claim
Tohsaka claimed
>>690141643
Give them eyes to me
Claiming the biggest whore
>>690141703
Yes, more of these pics.
>>690141681
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gG-U6sD1-w
>>690141881
Fuck u ruined gorillaz
>>690142060
When do you want to get married?
>konata
>>690142055
Dubs confirm
>>690141703
On what?
>>690141964
Trips and you must post tiddies.
Rory-sama claimed
>>690142055
>>690142288
Dub dubs don't lie
>>690141681
moo
>>690142028
Glad thats out of the way
>>690142222
Quads double confirm
>>690142288
>>690141658
no u
>rolling for everyone to stop rolling and me to get 89 cent megumeme
>tfw there's a ton of Kancolle pictures on kym
>>690142055
dis gusting
>>690142235
Don't make this awkward.
>>690141209
>navel through her clothes
You're teasing me way too hard and I have limits, will I get it today or not?
>Akizuki taking creepshots again
That's because she has good taste.
>>690141925
fuck you
>>690141370
Exactly. I prefer the current one anyway ::^)
>Best idol claimed
>>690142435
Yeah well played [spoiler]still doesn't change how I feel[/spoiler]
>>690142222
Quads reconfirm.
>>690142222
>Nice Quads
You want this butt right ?
>>690141887
Moo moo.
>>690142388
Moooo.
>>690142057
Some asshole already took Tomoko
>>690142452
Don't be nervous or shy. I'm sure you're waifu has beautiful tiddies.
>>690142603
>Forgot pic
>>690142703
>>690142705
I know that
>>690142491
Shhooo~
>>690142499
Go ahead and tell me then
>>690142703
>picking the more Tomoko Tomoko.
Well. To be fair Komiyama has her cute moments, but no tiddies.
>>690142222
Quads confirm those dubs
>>690142288
Tomoko doesn't have tiddies
>>690142435
Notice me senpai
Akiko claimed
>>690141925
Assuming you don't want police involved, got any idea for revenge?
>They even rolled some 12 year old at carnival ålborg
That's fucking weak
>stomped my leg while I was down
That's extremely fucking weak
>>690141881
Good and you? Whats your favorite Gorillaz album??
>>690142052
No im the last to have scarlet eyes
>>690141881
I guess it's because life is hard and everyone is stressed there. It's pretty counter productive since being healthy is pretty important for military.
>>690142815
Well don't feel obligates unless trips.
Double dubs is nothing to be impressed with. Or you could post waifu tiddies regardless.
>>690142914
>Tomoko doesn't have tiddies
As far as I know neither does you're waifu. Tiddieless wonder.
>>690143073
a quick google search can get you anything you want
>>690143147
>>690143203
STOP RIGHT THERE HEATHEN
>>690142503
>will I get it today or not?
Why do you ask me? It certainly doesn't look like it.
Maybe you should stop treating it like some kind of public service, baka.
>>690142841
Still at 89 cent? I don't keep track of your rates.
>>690143036
I have a real hard time rating their albums, PB, DD and Gorillaz are all top tier and deserve to be ranked as number one. So my rankings are volatile and might change from one day to another. Currently I would rate it as:
Gorillaz > Demon Days > Plastic Beach > The Fall
>>690143276
Too easy. I want to have you waifuists exhibit you're waifu's tiddies for me.
I know you guys have the best images. Waifuists take their image quality pretty serious. Doubt I'll see all that deviant art bullshit google comes up with.
Post tiddies.
>>690143065
yeah....that's why i haven't started, and my parents were huge smokers, so they turned me off to it lol
>>690143036
hmmmmm that's hard!!!, plastic beach i would say, but they have so many good ones!!
>>690143415
Apparently so, Sacchi tried to get me for so long that I'm surely valued way more tho
:^)
>>690143632
Ahaha holy shit man are you still here
You are on persistent anon
>>690143632
you could at least try
who is you're waifu?
>>690141887
Oh that's really good. Got her to hold the bottle looking natrual if that makes sense
>>690142599
The more the merrier is a well known saying ',:^)
>>690142703
What's wrong with sharing?
>>690143181
>no tiddies
U wot m8
>>690143415
Fine, I don't need it for now. But I will have you know that just like the green-yellow-red 10-20-30 minutes thing there is also a system for these. You're currently on the yellow zone, expect mood swings that you won't like.
>>690142933
>got any idea for revenge?
A dude knowing half the city wants him dead is good at hiding.
Worst thing is I gotta get some new stuff now. And Roskilde is coming up which is like, huuge here. I'm gonna get broke. FUCK.
Here for a few minutes.
>>690144044
I see you italy
>>690143696
All their albums are good. I can't wait for the new one being released this year!
>>690143607
Nice my list is exactly like yours
C L A I M E D
L
A
I
M
E
D
THAT'S NOT A PANCAKE YOU FUCKING RETARD.
>>690144115
Nice tiddies.
>>690143923
I did try. Mostly deviant art shit with a few translated doujin. And i won't tell you, you must guess.
>>690143893
Of course. Trips and post tiddies. Do you even know what I have started?
>>690143696
It's a terrible habit and tobacco is simply pointless. Interesting how that's what turned you off from it, some persons got attracted to it because their parents smoke.
Claimed.
>>690144130
>>690142933
>>690141925
Sandniggers are the fucking worst yo
>>690144186
Hey Yuuki, how's it going?
>>690144345
Nah dude I went to sleep after the roll shitshow today
>>690144044
How do you feel about the History channel glorifying the barbarians that destroyed Rome?
>>690144288
i agree...i heard something about david bowie being a collaboration on the new album!!! i seriously hope he is...
>>690144345
someone lewd I'd say
>>690143867
no your still worth 89 cents
>rolling for everyone to stop rolling and me to get 89 cent megumeme
>>690144426
Pretty good, going to go eat dinner with the family in a bit then relax at my brothers place. You?
>>690144426
>Sandniggers are the fucking worst yo
Agreed :^)
How are you, friend?
>>690144466
She wishes. Not tiddies, not bad tho.
>>690143867
Can I try your chocolate before buying?
>>690144118
I had to look up a translation for this idiom...
You are barking up the wrong tree.
For someone dwelling on the past so much you sure pay attention to it very little when it matters.
>>690144676
well that is cheating anon
you'll make you're waifu sad
>>690144640
doing pretty good fellow shipgirl
eating some potatoes to keep stomach under control
I'm better now so I have to go back to fasting. Need to stop eating in half an hour.
You?
>>690144420
I always wanted to smoke because it looked cool and relaxing
now I eat lollipops
Is weed less harmful than cigarettes, homu?
>>690144424
Nemu better yo
>>690144602
Sounds comfy man, where are you going to eat?
>>690144797
Feets?
>>690144571
I'm worth more than that. almost 1 full day of trying to get me and still no success :^)
>>690144797
You don't get to buy me boi
>>690144454
F
>>690144449
FeelsBadMan to be honest.
Roman Empire will never ever be matched, it was glorious.
Why did it have to end like that?
I guess all good things must come to an end after all, sadly.
>>690144266
Hey its you again
>>690144318
Hm?
>>690144859
Adorable
>>690144044
>>690144186
Yuukii!
Augh. Fuck moving today.
>>690144955
>not praising the glorious ottoman empire
Knew you were a pleb italy
>Tristana claim and main
>>690144901
>tfw no more davide buoy....
Loli Hentai claim
>>690144025
That may be true, but in this case you need an M at the beginning of your name to get in. ;^)
>>690144266
>>690144874
>fellow shipgirl
Forgot you were a transport ship now
That sounds pretty nice, I'm just chilling. Once I get some food in me I'll go back to playing OW and drinking like a sailor
>>690144955
>Why did it have to end like that?
Because Jews.
>>690145110
>ottoman
>glorious
My sides man, that's a great joke.
>>690144859
Surprisingly you are the only one to actually say that. Everyone else just wanted a higher roll.
But everyone has a price. Huh?
Glad Ruri only showed up to leave to be honest. I wouldn't want her to be apart of this whorefest.
>>690145110
>Ottoman
Go back to Asia you kebab.
>>690145277
>>690144874
Local bar and grill called Beef O' Bradys. I love going there; they have like 20 TVs on the walls showing a bunch of different sports. Always a fun time.
>>690145080
Yuno! I watched that last episode by the way. It really did wrap everything up. I'm gonna have to rewatch the whole series again soon.
>>690144874
Hey Karen. Yes, it's me.
But I'm about to go to bed; it's been a long day.
I think I'll have more time tomorrow.
Probably don't have to plan for a certain someone...
>>690144900
Neither do I have to.
3 threads in a row where no one has noticed me :(
>>690145010
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>>690144454
I heard Death Grips, Kanye West, and The Beatie Boys are the hip-hop guests
>>690145181
:(
QOTT: whats the most retarded shit you've done or said as a kid?
In kindergarten, i pinched my knuckles wrinks thinking it was cool and told her what I did. She asked how'd I do it and I said plainly said shit. Don't remember what happened after that
>>690145424
67th rewatch soon!
Big order is done
>>690145277
I don't get what you say at all
I'm just gonna nod
>>690145511
Get my cousin's attention and open my mouth to move my lower jaw left to right rapidlym he would do the same
Well, i think its time to off myself now.
Goodnight faggots.
Go die in a hole
>>690144797
My idioms should be perfectly clear for you, yet you're always so slow about them. I wonder where did you look for the translation though.
I've warned you that you're hopping in a dangerous field, good luck playing the idiot act when I get mad.
So what about the past matters here?
>>690144874
I might be your worse influence here because I am very positive about weed. It's still harmful to you, smoking anything is bad for your lungs, but weed helps with blood circulation problems and gives you a good time, unlike tobacco which is pointless other than alleviating stress a little.
You can also get creative ideas from it and it's amazing to boost your appreciation for music or whatever you're doing.
Obviously you shouldn't just smoke it everywhere you go.
>>690145467
>same spot Hitler got hit in WW1
>>690145407
Got to admit, I had fun today.
>>690145467
(You) I don't know who (You) are but have a (You)
>>690145718
Goodnight Syndra, sleep well.
>>690145467
Smooth operator
>>690145255
>M'smugger
';:^)
>
>>690145467
It's okay operator anon :( I noticed you
>>690145478
WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?
>>690145511
I think it was either me or my brother that once pissed on the carpet and tried to convince my parents it was to put out a fire.
>>690145511
I dressed up in panties while everyone was asleep because I wanted to know what it was like to be a girl.
I got caught eventually.
And damn that was a long 5 hours.
>I GOT THE DRANK THOUGH!
>>690145489
the beastie boys???
im gonna need to buy this album right when it comes out lol, it's gonna be great!!
>>690145466
So it is settled then
Pleasures making business with ya
>>690145467
>noticed
>>690145511
>I talked to people
I ate sand because I was a retard
>>690145489
The Beastie Boys are dead
>konata
>>690145277
It is one isn't it?
>>690145928
pls....no....
>>690145652
Just know you're waifu is an 11/10, and you are a pretty cool guy in my book.
>>690145511
My brother and friends would use a bow and arrow to fire the arrows into the air and try to catch them. We would also get going really fast on a bicycle and throw stuff at the spokes of the wheels.
>>690145518
67TH??? Good lord man!
>>690145805
'Tis tradition now!
>I'll try not to spam it every chance I get.
>>690145987
MCA is ;-;
>konata
>>690145265
Kongou is best battleship
Yeah maybe I'll join you since I just woke up, what're you getting?
>>690145276
>>690145398
actually have no idea what I'm talking about
just trying to rile people up
didn't work, rip
>>690145424
>Beef
it's a good bar
I hear sports bars is a big thing in america. What do you watch?
>>690145467
That's cause I wasn't here at all yo
How's it hangin
>>690145718
Sleep forever and well
>>690145772
The way you spoke was actually so familiar, I wasn't able to place it though lol
I should have noticed when you said "you're waifu"
>>690145732
smoke weed good
got it
I feel like cigs really earn the name cancer stick though
>>690145466
Okidokes feet, nice to see you.
Sleep well.
>>690145718
G'night senpai
>>690145772
Fucking ananas.
>>690145466
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>>690145181
Bow Bow is kill.
May take some serious balls. But....Esdeath. Hopefully I could control her.
>>690145511
staying at friend's home
let a tractor tire down a road
hit a car , they found us and make my friend's mom pay for damages
bro and friend crying like bitches , I join to get hug from his sisters boobs
>>690146072
ok
>>690146076
I wasn't joking when I said future diary is my favorite anime lel
>>690146092
he died so young :(
>kagami
>>690145739
he got shot in the femoral artery in ww1 and survived? that doesn't sound correct.
>>690145772
thanks bb
>>690145793
the smoothest. who is blue girl
>>690145805
thanks
>>690145891
lewd
>>690145916
more
>>690146146
whats up karen, i've been dealing with ebay orders being the wrong size and trying to rest after a long work week. I got a big trip next weekend i need to start getting shit together for.
you?
>>690145987
>>690146298
I wouldn't say it was my favorite but it was good. My current favorite is Kara no kyoukai
>>690145916
Guess I'll have to look for some art tomorrow...
but I'm off for today.
>>690145732
Good night.
>>690146146
They do, they are cancer for you and they are the cancer of modern society. We also call it 'nails to the coffin' here.
>>690146490
>Getting caught didn't stop me, as is evident by certain pictures
>>690146190
I hope you know that I will post Tomoko regardless of other Tomoko posters. She is still my waifu, even if you "claim" her before me.
And to the Komiyama claimer, grow a pair! If you love someone you should fight for them! Are you a man? Or not?
>>690146528
Haven't seen that one yet
>>690146507
but you already gave me one today!!! i don't have room in my fridge!!!!
>>690145511
Was heading towards another state with friends family and mine. Once we arrived after 8hr trip, I shouted "This is better than sex"
>>690145718
Don't wake up
>>690146490
Tristana from League of Legends
>>690146146
Little bit of everything. My favorite sports are soccer and baseball. I haven't followed baseball much this year because my favorite team sucks so much this year. USA is doing well in Copa America though, they're in the semifinals now.
>>690146298
Apparently not! I don't have a favorite anime, I just have favorite anime of specific genres: Toradora for SoL/romance, Death Note for mystery/thriller, and Fate/Zero for action.
Anyway, I'm heading out to dinner. Have a good night everyone!
>>690145891
Ayyyeeee! Traffic that bad?
>>690146076
Feels everytime ;_; anyways how are ya?
>>690146146
Kongou is a bigger sloot than I, read her lines :^)
Alright, I'll tell you on Discord when I'll be playing then, still waiting for food. I'm getting some scotch at 46%
>>690146490
Hello friend, everything going nice for you?
>>690146545
Oh-uh
See ya later friend
>>690146545
It's too soon. You expect me to tell you good night when you do this to me?
>>690146738
Have fun!
>>690146178
>>690146558
Sounds appropriate
Do you have shrine maiden cosplay, homu?
>pic
I really like them
>>690146490
For fucks sake, ebay giving you problems again?
Seems like a lot of people are having long weeks. Not a good week.
Where you going on the trip?
I fought with my dad, got really sick but now I'm better. Going to get some documents fixed at the bank tomorrow, just regular life stuff.
>>690145805
Fuck, there were no rules against nicknames. Cheeky m8, cheeky. We'll discuss the specifics when I return.
>>690146672
I don't really mind or even care
>>690145511
Eat sand
>>690146738
They did very good compared to last performances. You watching the game?
>>690146673
May be hard to find as it's 7 movies. But definitely check it out. Take place in the same universe as the fate series, only it's much darker themed.
>>690146814
Just chibis.
>>690146770
Hello shiro
>>690146887
Hah! The serpent strikes yet again! Alright tsunato. Have fun
>>690146766
Gives you some time to read the history, I suppose.
>>690146814
but kagami IS a shrinemaiden ;^)
>>690146969
A boo
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>>690145937
Heh.
I honestly wonder how many people figured it out.
>>690146981
Jesus christ seven movies? Never seen fate series either
>>690145511
Eat my mums makeup thinking it was frosting
>>690146613
you just gotta put your butt in their face and they will be fine with it.
>>690146735
ah i see. i am not a league kinda guy. I played a bit of smite.
>>690146750
yeah it's pretty ok. who is your waifu explain it to me.
>>690146814
yeah the sent me the wrong size parka. i got it sorted tho. he sent the right size and i payed to keep the small one and im gonna give it to my girlfriend.
i'm going to a /k/ meet up in norcal.
don't fight your dad if it makes you sick.
>>690147077
Did I miss something that bad from it? Good night and I hope you choke on something while playing with her and come out alive from it.
>>690147144
>>690146924
Glad to hear.
>>690147232
Yeah 5 are only an hour. #5 & #7 are a bit longer.