>>690132330
ITT: things that never happened

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>>690132330

RIP in peperoni little prince

sauce of comic?

>>690132330
do you got more of this comic?

most fucked up thing: blew daddys dog up with a illegal firework by accident

i sucked my friends dick in front of a nother dude the dude told others no one rememberd ,belived but i still almost killed him

took a random young cat that was in grandmas neighbourhood and locked him into a tool box for a bit. then proceeded to take him and throw him into the ditch, go pick him up and do it again...

>>690132330
Idc about the thread I wanna see the rest of this comic

>>690133259
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>>690133259

Throwing slips full of shit by the window

>>690132330
Never told anyone this, but I had some water balloons and was fucking about w them, lobbed one over a stream in a town I lived in and hit this elderly woman soaking her in -10 Celsius, felt so shit

>>690132330
threatend a kid in my neighborhood with a knife , i pushed my blade against hes throat for no reason what so ever. he got scared and i told him if he tells anyone i'd cut him

>>690133648

how is life as a psycho going so far?

>>690133648

Ill bet money you arent white, despite how you may respond

>>690133336
Nice quads

>>690134135

thanks

>>690133648
haha i did the same shit to some little russian kid his eyes i still remember so funny

>>690133914
Girlfriend broke up with me recently and her dad wants to report me tot he police for being a "danger to the community"

>>690133929
Hate to ruin your party but i am white

>>690134315
Dude i loved it , when you can see how scared someone is by looking into their eyes. Fucking gold

I had a crush on this girl in kindergarten, so i poured a carton of chocolate milk on her head. She later left the school because i was creepy to her. To this day i have no idea why i did that.

I've raped two women

>>690133515
Haha, she probably got pneumonia and died

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>>690134314
Nice Pi.

>>690132330

>help a friend smash up a car
>feels bad man
>leave, pretty sure neighbors saw it
>next day see guy walk to it look utterly distraught.
>slowly slip away.
>no longer friends
>still feel bad about it.

Made some whiny emo cunt in fifth grade kill herself. Her best friend died in a car accident over spring break so she comes back constantly crying, and I thought to myself, "why she's usually quite the bitch. What an opportunity"
So I just would pretend to drive everywhere. And hit everything I could. And pretend to die in horrible ways. And ask her the model of the car, shit like that. Asked her if she thought her friend went to hell or heaven, and when she said heaven I carefully explained exactly why rude annoying cunts don't go to heaven. She stopped coming in after that day, found out a week later she killed herself. No regrets.

>>690134509
On a scale of 1 to diamonds, how erect were you?

>>690134715
>It was actually grade 12

I paid my girlfriend's 13 year old cousin to give me a massage(the kind like at a spa or parlor)
as she was massaging my legs i didnt try to hide my boner
she was scared at first but i told her that if she massaged it i would paid her a little more and it would make me feel really good.
she agreed to it
i showed her how to do it and let her take over
best massage/handjob ever

>>690134732
So edgy.

>>690132330
I french kissed my aunt while she was on the phone and she couldn't stop me because she was still on the phone. I think I was 7.

>>690132330
Well, when I was five I had a crush on the girl down my street, and when we were out playing one day I came up with a long-winded reason for her to sit on my face. She thought it was weird - apparently I was sexualised, and she wasn't.

Kind of odd thinking about it, but whatever.

>>690135043
LOL, and you think this won't come back to haunt you some day?

>>690135315
I was actually just trying to be a dick and make him feel bad again, but ok

>>690134135
This has to be bait.

>>690134918
pretty fucking diamonds

>>690135413
hahahahahaha

that's awesome.

I used to have my arm behind my back then pull my penis back making it look like i had a front butt.
I would always do this at family parties.

>A mentally disabled kid got into a pop up tent and I sat on top of the exit, trapping him in which gave him a panic attack.

>>690134730
No you didn't.

>>690132330
Kek why did you do this?

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>>690132330
I whipped myself with a belt, and was not in a pleasurable way

>>690135455
nope

>>690135753

Panic! at the tent

>>690132330
Mfw my sex life before 10 is better then now.
>Be 6
>Flashed dick in crush face
>she got angry and flashed her asshole and stretched it and then proceeded to walk away.
Mfw I fap over the prospect of her flashes by asshole now.

>>690136186
kek'd

sometimes pulld my twin sisters panties down and tried to tongue her

>>690132330
Set a crop field on fire.
don't ask.

>>690132330
I was suspended in elementary school for stabbing a niggers arm with a freshly sharpened pencil.

>>690136356
As someone who grew up in buttfuck nowhere, I don't see there being any question to ask.

>>690136017
One girl in my school's parking lot during a battle of the bands.

The other was a co worker at her second job.

>>690134839
You're missing one thing though. Her parents.

What if they were the nicest people?

>>690132735
http://www.comicsfromhell.org/gallery1/[Jimmy%20Cruz]%20-%20The%20First%20Time.html

For some reason I really liked throwing cats by its tail and bash them against walls and throw them around. I would go pet them after tho.
I once tried to drown a cat by hand and the cat really did some damage to me, wich is probably why I stopped playing with them.

>>690133259
just reverse search it
first thing that pops up

I had a pet frog and i thought it would be funny to sit on my bunk bed and lob it at the wall. It was but then it died and i felt bad

>>690132330
I was a gross kid.

> used to steam my sisters and mother pantes and wear them

> used to steam diapers from sister and use them

> stole my moms dildo, then they found it when we moved a few years later under my desk.

> Used to stick my moms tampons up my ass, wear her maxi pads in her panties

> jerked off using my sleeping cousins foot

> used cousins nightime pullups and hid them around the house so they would think she was having accidents and hiding it.

> shaved my legs with my moms razor

> had an older friend, I didn't know what a boner was (couldnt get one at the time) so he let me play with his.

> downloaded loli pics over bear share and printed them for some reason. Mom found them

> tricked my mom into thinking I started wetting the bed again so she would buy me goodnites like my cousin wore. Then would just wear them all the time while playing vidya games

> used to come up with excuses to have my sister dress me up like a girl in front of her friends.

>>690134135
Nice bait. Hope you catch a summerfag...

making a friend of mine jack me off on a playground

>>690133259
>>690133330
http://www.comicsfromhell.org/gallery1/[Jimmy%20Cruz]%20-%20The%20First%20Time.html

>>690135043
Explain the situation properly.

>>690134730
Before the age of 10?

>>690136126
It will you dumb piece of shit. It always does.

>>690137051
Shit, didn't see that

>>690136702
Op said 'before 10' bro

>>690136863
>yfw you reincarnate as one of those cats after you die

>>690133914
>>690134315
You both may be sociopaths.

>>690136916
*steal!

I was about 7. I was with my dad and his wife at their house during a christmas party of some sorts. It was late and i told my dad i wanted to go to bed but i was too scared to be alone so if he could go with me for a little bit. My stepmom offered to go with me. We went to the room and i laid down with my back against the wall and she put her back towards me and we laid there for a second. She then grabbed my hand and put it on her crotch. She lead it down her pants. Just made me rub. She then let go of my hand. I had a hard on at this point. I still remember. I put my hand down the back of her pants. And found her vagina and asshole. I rubbed again. This went on for about five minutes. I stopped because my hand got tired. She got up and left. There were other incidents that happened with her kind of like that. I dont think i was molested. I dont want to think like that. And i dont. Im fine. Im ok.

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>be me
>age 5
>father takes a bath with me
>i start playing with my penis and it gets hard
>my dad thinks its hilarious
>start playing with his
>he starts screaming at me and shit
>me freaking out not knowing what i did wrong
i was a small child so i didnt know
mfw i remember back to it

>>690133648
>>690133648
I bet your one of those edgy faggots who needs to be a tough guy even in situations that dont require it, i hope you slip up and fuck with the wrong person and they absolutely fucking destroy you, you piece of dogshit human being.
:)

>>690136916
What was said when the dildo and pics were found?

>>690137560
whoa

I wish my stepmom was like that. Was she hot?

>>690137198
You really did this?

>>690137560
>Im fine. Im ok.
Yeah, we don't really care.

>>690133648
Let me guess. You have chocolate skin?

>>690137562
top kek

>>690133648
Is that you, Ben Carson?

>>690133929
>Ill bet money you arent white
That sums up a /b/ racist mindstate

Obvious white guy, but reader assumes he is black
Bet you think those trap threads are loaded with non-white people too lol

>>690137969
I never said you did you autist.

>>690135753
It's spelled "retard", retard.

>>690137709
My mom was pretty understanding. But she was pretty embarrassed about the dildo, since it was my stepdad and grandfather who moved the desk and found it.

She had to put up with a lot of weird shit from me. Mostly having to do with crossdressing, diapers, and sex toys. I did all these things in her house till I went to college.

The pics I guess wernt that bad because the girls were around my age at the time. so it's not really the same as some old creepy dude with loli. I'm not a pedo for the record, I just wanted to see girls my age naked at the time

X https://youtu.be/Fvaz-RDRrAg

>>690137560
More

>>690134769
nice 69

>>690138166
>I-I was just making conversation
Bullshit - the end of that post was a total 'pls pay attention to me' pile of crap.

>>690138323
Her dildo being found is hilarious. Would have loved to see that on camera kek

Tried to light a cat on fire/

Fingered my baby sitter

>>690135753
awful

>>690138609
Your overreaching attempts to call him out are just as pathetic. Who cares what the fucking kid wrote. You're looking into it too hard. Go to bed junior.

>>690138609
Autist pls go

>>690138323
Yeah the pics would seem pretty odd until you realise they were girls your age.

The crossdressing thing strikes me as being more normal than you'd think - I did a certain amount of that back at that age.

>>690132330
why do you kick him? was his mom hot?? what she do?

>>690132587
faggot

>be me
>be how ever old you are in 3rd grade
>neighbor kid(~15 years) lures me inna woods behind our neighborhood promising me candy
>go inna woods with him
>gives me some candy
>tells me to take my pants off
>say no
>he said if I don't, he'll tell my mom I went inna woods with him
>mom said I'm not allowed to talk to him because he's a bad kid
>panick
>take off pants
>he takes his pants off and strokes himself a little
>tells me to lay on the ground
>he gets on top of me
>rubs our dicks together for about 5 minutes
>gets up, puts his pants back on
>says if I tell anyone what happened, I'll get in big trouble
>blackmails me to keep going inna woods with him
>goes on for a few months
>he ended up an heroing shortly after his dad does

>>690137560
stated a bunch about your own health like anyone on this board gives a fuck, just cause you were molested by some cunt you think we care about YOUR well being?

You're just a fucking story to us.

>>690136916
can you say more abot your sleeping cousing foot?? was smelly?

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>>690138918
>Getting this mad
You're either him, or you're emotionally overinvested in 4chan. :3

>>690138640
lol, my mother is a saint. She's probably found 50 sex toys around after that. Once I learned how to buy them online.

I used to go to stores and buy my own panties too. At first she would find them and throw them away. But eventually she just accepted it and would wash them and put them folded back in my drawer.

>>690137562
well imagine if someone walked in and saw that

>>690139161
Huh, I missed that. How do you even jerk off with someone's foot, never mind without waking them up?

Made out with my sister and ate her out.

>>690133515
>-10 Celsius
>water balloon
Am I missing something or did you throw a chunk of ice at an old bitch?

>>690136916
lmao you're fucked up dude

>>690132587
There's definitely some of this, but a lot of it seems real enough. Kids do some odd shit.

>>690139255
Haha you're crazy.

You should have took her panties though. Would be even better. And suck her dildo.

>Go to a kids club thing after school every couple days to wait for my mum to pick me up
>Must be 7/8
>This weird ass guy with 'special needs called James Pringle' says to me that he's hungry
>My young brain has the great idea to pick up some wheaty shit out of the ground and shove it in his mouth
>he freaks out and starts screaming
>dragged away
>mum phoned

I really dont know why i did that


I also went to school with a guy named Fingal that I thought was called Pringle for 5

>>690139161
hahahaha, no. I just wanted a woman to touch my dick.

Holy shit i forgot that I totally groped my other older cousin too while she was sleeping. She had huge tits and was a heavy sleeper. I even tried to put a finger in her ass. But I was over 10 at that point

I still think back on that and wonder if she was pretending to sleep. Feels bad.

>>690139255
Your mom sounds cool anon

>>690139435
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>>690132330
>broke in in multiple apartments and 1 house with only a coat hanger
>stole furnis and Habbo coins by pretending to be the hotel manager
I had a whole scheme to it

>>690137560
it's not your fault

I used to babysit my little cousin back in the day
I was like 14 and she was like 8 or something. I don't know
Anyway, she always loved to climb over me and all kinds of shit
Sometimes I'd get a boner
So when I did, I had her sit on my shoulders and walk her around the house until it died down, in fear that if she told her or my parents I had a boner while watching her, I'd be a dead man

>>690139662
I always took her's, and my sisters. She would just take them back.

I put her dido up my ass man. Think about that.

>>690132587
kek

>>690139151
Thats fine with me dude. I dont do this for anyone else but me.

>>690139387
like this i suppose
http://es.xhamster.com/movies/4288478/cum_on_feet_3.html

>>690140050
Hot!

Anymore stuff to share?

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>discover porn
>girls really like things in their butts
>guys must like it too
>type into internet explorer do guys like things in their butts
>see gay porn and guys riding dildos
>wow i wanna feel this too i must be missing out!
>go into kitchen and get banana
>go to bathroom and try to shove it in my 10yrold innocence
>it doesnt fit no matter how hard i push
>i remember girls sucking it before they put it in that must be the trick!
>wash it off and suck it for a minute
>try again and still no dice
>get mad and try to force it with all of my strength
>the tip goes in and i instantly start crying and screaming
>my dad rushes in and assesses the situation
>tells me to stop crying or hes gonna belt me
>tells me to throw the banana away and calm down it wont hurt forever
>muffled by tears i try to get out a "sorry"
>the next day i try it again but this time with lotion all over the banana
>same result
>dad has serious talk with my mom in the other room
>they start suddenly treating me nicer and telling me its ok to feel how i feel but to slow down
>i thought all this time they meant its ok to be interested in sex
>i just now realized they meant its ok if im gay

Visited 4chan for the first time.

>>690139748
for whole 5? my god, isn't that something

>>690132330
Voted for Trump.

>>690139799
I started fingering her ass by accident once. When I turned 16 she gave her virginity as a present. We still regularly fuck. Id green text but I suck at it.

>>690140185
Well, at least they were nice to their little gay son

>>690140460
you lying ass pizza shit

>>690139014
OP. because my mother was abusive to me and the mere sight of a caring mother image enraged me. I went to therapy to figure this out.

>>690140460
Sounds too perfect for /b/

I raped my best friends gf, wore all black and broke into her house through the doggy doors, she hasn't told him she got raped and doesn't know it was me (I assume at least since my ass ain't dead or in prison)
When we hang out I pretty much just constantly remember the way she felt around my cock

>>690139163
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>>690140185
so are you gay or not?

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>>690140460

Did that gay friend thing where two guys touch their penises together. Anyone do that?

>>690140460
You suck at everything.

You start off by saying you were fingering her. Like that paints any sort of background situation.

>>690140664
That's one way to be a rapist

When i was like 9 i was in school, pulled out a chair from behind my best friend while he was sitting down, he fell over scraped his back and banged his head, and before he even hit the ground i burst out crying realizing the mistake i had made. I got shouted at and i to this day do not know what force overtook my body to make me do such a thing.

When i was 3 days old

i staged a rebellion in the middle east

so many people died

>>690140839
No

Put my kitten in a large trash can and washed it with cold water while it panicked
I genuinely thought it needed to be washed this way

>>690132330
Okay Op
> Be me about 7 - 8
> Sitting on train with mom and dad
> Nigger sits on the opposite side
> I ask Nigger the following
> "Do you not have soap at home"?
> Parents freak out
> Nigger luckely was not Nigger just black
> Explains about skin colour
> And that is how I learned about skin colour...

>>690140839
some faggot said he did earlier. too lazy to tag

>>690140145
nah, that's about it.

When I got older I would dress and take pictures for guys I met on CL. No idea why since i wasn't even attracted to men. I just liked the thrill of having people see me as a girl.

Oh, and I met a 30 year old woman when I was 16 on craigslist. She was a dom who would dress me up and fuck me with a strapon. Make me eat her pussy and then fuck her raw. She took my virginity. She was fatish but she was wicked hot. She had her spare bedroom made into a dungeon of sorts. She would chain me up and stick stuff up my ass and edge me for hours. Then release me on her so I'd blow a huge load into her.

>>690133929
No niggers allowed sorry

>>690140580
I kinda wish I was.
>>690140657
If its any conciliation we got caught once when were 17 and disowned.
>>690140841
He said more. Never said how he wanted it tho.

Went in my friends closet and we sucked each other's dicks
He was soft but I got hard

>>690136988
>school trip everyones hanging on a big playground
>pretty bored
>me and my akward friend (i was wierd dude she was wierd girl so...)
>we seperate ourselves from the group out of boredom
>we go to isolated place because even at age 10 we were already edgy teenagers
>its this wierd age...
>i just randomly show her my dick
>shes kinda wierded out, but intrigued
>she asks if she can touch it
>i say yes
>she does and boner ensues
>she pulls back the foreskin
>"that feels good"
>she looks odd at me
>"do it again" and she does
>"dont stop"
>ok
you get the gist form here, after a while it just got too akward and we went back

Was the first in a series of wierd experiments (like butttouchings and discovering my butt fixation) that culminated in me getting assfucked at age 11 >(tho with a deifferent person obv.)

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>>690140633
>I went to therapy
Did it work?

not really fucked up but i attempted suicide by taking loads of random medicine like pain killers and shit

>>690141071
Lucky kid.

>>690139169
Coming from the kid who is obviously emotionally overinvested in some kids response. Seriously,junior, go to bed. This could be screen capped and put straight into a cringe thread.

>>690141197
Was it awesome?

>>690140664
I did something like this when i was 15 with my best friends gf. He passed out asleep on the couch and then his gf and i laid down on the floor and talked which eventually turned into cuddling then her grinding her ass on me then making out and dry humping while he was asleep 4 feet from us. We always had a sexual tension and we continued to after they broke up a couple months after that, but thats all that happened between us

>>690133929
No niggers allowed

>>690132330
Pissed in a diaper (not while wearing it) then tried to smother another kid with it. He was being a dick. Somehow I don't have any diaper fetish whatsoever though. Panties, on the other hand...

>>690132330
Broke my cousin's arm so he'd stop picking on me.

>>690140320
I didn't realise that the whole time it was a name people used to bully him..because it was similar to fingal

I didn't speak to him much, but i did one day and called him Pringle....soon after got 200 lines for bullying

>>690141324

no, nothing happened

>>690141197
fucking asshole.

>>690141461
Well that seems perfectly reasonable.

>>690141197
good

>>690140839
I saw two faggots do that shit under a table in kinder. Gayest shit I saw for a good while. Until /b/ that is.

>>690132330
Some kids (classmates) were running in circles around a table that I was sitting, stuck my foot out, kid tripped chipped his tooth.

>>690141035
>THIS

There are Niggers and there are Blacks in the world.

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me and my cousin would come up with sex games but eventually we figured out blowjobs/handjobs and just did that

this went from when we were like 7 to mid teens and he got a complex about totally not being gay despite being the instigator most times

>be me
>i think it was my 12th birthday party
>friend buys me a nerf football
>say in front of everyone i dont really like nerf
still cringe to this day at what a fucking faggot move that was
another one
>be early teens
>discover what masturbation is
>stat jerking it all the time
>once did it 11 times in a day
>try to jerk off in every room of the house (this was before i could cum
>jerking off in bathroom after watching totally spies
>mandy got me going
>achieve orgasm
>cum starts shooting out
>freaked the fuck out by it
>ruined the orgasm
>realized what it was
>felt dumb the whole day

>be 7-12
>me and friend same age play rock paper scissors
>when rock beat scissor we would play with the others dick
>scissor beat paper we would pretend to chop off the others dick
>paper beat rock we would suck eachother off
>we would never use scissor and just suck eachother over and over
>Played truth or dare with neighborhood kids
>always dared eachother to jack off, or girls would finger themselves
>sucked off my friend during sleepovers when they were "asleep"
>whenever family came over i would take my cousins and lick their pussies
>be me now and have no sex life
>jack off to memories
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

>>690141035
well thats nice

>>690141669
I didn't exactly plan it out like that.
I meant to hurt him so he'd leave me alone, but I didn't want it to go so far.

>>690141174
OP here.
If you're genuinely interested, I can tell you:
That's not how therapy works.

Before Freud and psychotherapy normal humans labeled weird and abnormal humans "crazy" and "insane" and called it a day. But then we realised that from their perspective, they aren't sick. Sure, when you do sick things, because sick things are sick, no matter what, you need help, but if you consider, neurosis and psychosis doesn't just fall out of the sky randomly.
If you look at serial killers and rapists childhoods, they are mostly so fucked up, they had no chance to live a normal life. It's just how the human psycé works.

Therapy doesn't "cure" you, because you're healthy to begin with, in a sense. It helps you process it. And yes, it truly does help, but not like how most people imagine.

>>690140633
thats sucks, i got a fethis of mother/son incest and i hate mothers that dont love his sons... can you explane the abuse?

>>690141883
What's wrong with the first thing?

>>690140839
me, my friend and his cousin slapped each other's dicks with our own...
im not a proud man
and we we're old enough to know it was probably gay.
the things men do when they're laughing

>>690132330
i zipped up my cat in a pink toy suitcase he barely fit in and left him overnight. i didnt wanna hurt him i just thought it was funny at the time

>got bullied by some dumb cunt
>lured his lil bro to the cemetary
>kicked him in the face and threw him in the river

>got bullied by some cunt
>got swiss army knife and held it to his face, told him i was going to kill him until he cried

>got bullied by some cunt
>strangled him until he passed out

>got bullied by some cunt
>chased him with a pickaxe i found in the shed

>got bullied by some cunt
>whipped him until he bled with a toy rubber snake

>got bullied by some cunt
>waited for his 16 year old pregnant sister to pass by some bushes and whacked her in the belly with a cricket bat

now that I think about it, people tried to bully me a lot

>>690142033
i think he was refering if terapy help you to not hate kids that have a better mom than you

>>690142123
Did your mother care for you and was she emotionally present and available when you needed her to be?

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>>690132330
Right you faggots you better be ready for some real shit.

> UK FAG
> Last year of Primary School, ( which is basically the first school you go to in the UK, age 4-10
> In year 6, last year must have been about 10,
>In lesson, decide i need a shit, get excused and go for my shit.
> Sit down pull my pants (meaning underwear) down and take my shit.
> Shit goes as normal, stand up to wipe all going good so far.
> Look down and realize that i didn't actually pull my pants down right, and id basically shit myself on the toilet.
> Panic, try and wipe up the shit using toilet paper.
> Its not really working, decide its best to do what i can and try and go the rest of the day with my pants a bit shitty ( i have no idea why i decided this was the best option)
> Wipe as best i can and go back to class, full on reeking of fresh human feces.
> I didn't mention earlier, but this took place at about 11am,
>Sat down next to this cute girl i used to kinda have a crush on, she visibly recoils.
>mfw i went the rest of the day smelling of shit, nobody ever said anything and nobody made a comment.
>Got home after school, mum threw away my clothes and i had a shower.
> None of my friends at school ever said anything.

Think i got away with it.

>>690142277
i think you may be the cunt.

>Be 5/6
>Playing Lego with my brother on a sheet of wood so we dont lose them in carpet
>Remember the "touch of death" Bart does in the Simpsons
>"Wanna see the touch of death?"
>"Okay!"
>Didn't remember what Bart did so I punched him in the face
>smacked his face oof the wood
>then kneed him in the balls and ran away crying because I had no idea why I did that and knew I'd fucked up

To this day i dunno why i did that
Just panicked and improvised

>>690141362
How are these things similar?

I think I killed a kid when I pushed him down a well when I was five.

>>690142191
i was unwrapping gifts in front of everyone including my friend
say that shit

>>690142033
I was just shitposting, but ok that's kind of interesting - ty

>>690132330
completely vandalized some dudes house with neon yellow paint

>>690132330
I fucked a female cat.

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When I was 5, I went to go use the bathroom. Before I started to pee, I got the idea to "set a trap" by peeing on the floor in front of the bathroom door so the next person that came in would slip. The person that fell for the trap was my grandma, felt really bad but no one knew it was me, they just assumed the dog did it.

I had this patio cover made of hardened wood and one day my friend, my brother, and I were up on it and jumping off into a pile of leaves
My friend was getting ready to jump off again, but got scared and didn't go
So I pushed him
And he fell halfway on the cement, arm extended out
I saw the bone come out of his skin and my dad later popped it back in place, then brought him to the hospital
To this day he thinks he jumped off and did it to himself because he also got a concussion

>>690141197
Did it work

>>690142277
ever thought maybe you were the bully?
effective but fucked

>>690132330
I hid a rock in a clump of dirt when I was 7 and threw it so hard at a kid his nose broke.

>>690142822

yes

he is dead now, i am speaking on behalf of his spirit

>>690132330
used to hang out behind a closed factory or whatever the fuck it was. Point is there was a bunch of junk around. One day was hanging with bro and a semi-retarded kid got pissed because we wouldn't let him play with our scrap. He threw a rock at us so I threw back the first thing I could grab, which was a rusty circular saw blade. Threw that fucker like a Frisbee and almost hit him in the head with it. He went home and gets his mom, so I get my mom. My mom gets pissed he threw a rock at us, this tards mom agreed and kicks his ass in front of everybody.

Around the age of 10-14, I stayed over my friend's (male) and he tried giving me a handjob when I slept. Fucking faggot sexually assaulted me

>>690136535
Animal abuse its considered bad so.

>>690132330
I once had sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of reproduction
>shit was so cash

>>690142863
>>690142536

they were all essentially council estate cunts who hated me because i could read and wanted to be a paleontologist

i did what i had to do to stop them fucking with me

i walked up to a female cousin at a family reunion when i was 7 and punched her as hard as i could in the nose, literally for no reason at all. she got a bloody nose and my dad took me home early. to this day i have no idea why i would've done that. i mean we weren't very close but i didn't dislike her at all

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I remember once when i was 5 or 6 me and my sister found my dads camera, stripped naked and took quite a few pics.

I only remember this because my parents told us a story from when my dad went to get his film developed.the the guy who worked there almost called the police when he had seen the photos.

lmao

>>690134509
>>690134315
Whoa, I could slice bread with that edge. Faggots.

>>690143235
before the age of 10? damn that's kind of impressive

>>690138987
first post in the thread but yea, some female family member of mine had big brown leather boots which when I was like 4 fit my entire leg. thought it was hilarious to walk around with these stiff legs. was I making fun of polio victims lmao

>>690141035

This happened to my sister her first year of school she had a teacher who was black and she thought something was wrong with her. The teacher was understanding and explained it keks where had all around

>>690142492
>be me
>high school (that's the last school you attend before you possibly go to college (that's university))
>first year
>probably 16
>take a shit
>around 9 am
>look over at toilet paper
>fucking janitor didn't put new paper in
>go to next stall
>still no toilet paper
>call my mom for some fucking reason
>find a foot of toilet paper on the floor
>desperatetimes.mkv
>wipe
>feel violated by floor paper
>luckily it was a on wiper
>wait till class is out
>go to other bathroom and wipe till i see red

>>690141035
>Nigger luckely was not Nigger
I bet you tell black people nothing is oppressing them

You talk hate bro..grow up

>>690142492
Nice.

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>>690143243
You're gay for dinosaurs mate.

>>690143308
They look at your developed pics?
Isn't that invasion of privacy or something?

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>I was 6 years old.
>Staying the night at my babysitter's house.
>My babysitter had a teenage daughter sleeping in her room.
>Everyone was sleeping except me.
>I got up and starting sneaking like a ninja.
>Slowly walking up to her room.
>I open her door slowly.
>Hear her snoring.
>Got up on her bed slowly.
>I lift up her shirt.
>She had no bra on.
>Which made it easier for me to start sucking on her tits.
>I would continue to suck on her tits, fondling her tits.
>Didn't stay for too long, out of fear of getting caught.
>Went back to the living room, to sleep.

Side note: Snorers are heavy sleepers. I could have done this for a few hours.

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I did nothing!

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>>690142574
>touch of death
>punch face
>knee balls
>was improvising

>>690143666
Are you fucking 10?
Do you know how you got photos back in the day?

Was 15 we Used to hang out in an abandoned car park. It had a generator at the roof in a cage which we broke into. During a petty "turf" war between another gang who hung out in a park nearby, we kidnapped one of them locked him in the cage. Used a padlock off a bike to keep him there. Then we took turns pissing and cumming on him for hours. Myself and two of the others never went back to that car park and I still get feelings of dread when I'm near it. Was just an awful thing to do.

This was not intentional, but i thought it was pretty funny.

Playing with my friend from across the street on a snow day from school. His annoying tag along little brother was following us around all day. We were in the front yard hitting golf balls. My turn comes, and i wind up, and i hear a crack that vibrates through the golf club. I turn around to see his brother, and blood just starts pouring outta his mouth almost on cue. I say I'm sorry and that he shouldn't of been standing so close. My friend blames me saying since because we were using a putter, i shouldnt have lifted the club that high to hit the ball. WTF? I never played fucking golf.

Never hung out with that asshole again. His brothers mouth was fucked up.

>>690143736
we joke about it now but god damn that was a nasty thing to do

I was about 8 years old in the middle of Arizona and I wandered away from the rental house and came to a cliff. There was a family at the bottom and I was way above them so I kicked a few pebbles at them. Then I found a good sized rock and chucked it over and hit the lady square in the head. She went down and her husband started yelling and i ran

>>690142536
accurate assessment

>>690143243
most of the people you hurt weren't even the bullies you fucking retard

>>690143666
How the fuck else are they supposed to do their job? How the fuck you expect them to know what they are doing or if they are doing it right? Fucking millennial.

>>690143666
im not completely sure, i probably wont ask my parents about this to avoid a awkward convo.

>>690136702

I know you are breaking OP's rules but I want to hear more details.

fucked my hot sister every day with huge titties when home alone, occasionally brothers joined in for big orgy, dad fucked her a few times and eventually got mom in on it

>be 10
>walk in to friends back garden looking for him
>not there but noises from the shed
>door is ajar, peek through gap
>friends little brother in there with neighbour girl
>they're both about 7
>pants down rubbing themselves against each other
>don't have a clue what they're doing
>swing the door open
>tell kid i'm gonna tell his dad
>he begs me not to, i tell him if he leaves then i won't
>leaves me alone with girl
>her pants are still down
>ask her what they were doing
>"practising"
>i tell her that i won't tell her parents if she "practises" with me too
>practise for hours
>make her do it day after day
>become really great at it
>win the namibian junior nude limbo championship 1989 on my first try

>>690132330
>9 y/o me
>bored on youtube
>watches Arthur YTP
>had "porn" in the title
>didn't know what it meant
>looked it up
>no regrets

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>Be six year old me
>Watch lots of TV because I have no friends
>Start watching pretty adult shows
>Begin to semi-understand sex as a result
>20 year old brother brings girlfriend back to house for first time
>Decently hot, bout a 7/10
>In living room with brother and gf watching friends
>Brother leaves
>Autism kicks in
>Must sustain some kind of conversation
>'wanna go upstairs and lick my dick?'
>She starts crying
>I gtfo and go to my room
>Get in bed
>Wait in dark for night of dick licking
>Mfw she breaks up with my brother

>>690144092
its ok go ahead

>>690136916

Either you were touched as a kid, or this is perfect evidence of nature over nurture and you were simply born a deviant pervert. Kek.

>>690143927

collateral damage

most of the people killed in hitlers wars weren't hitler

>>690143674
Would she moan?

Also snorers are not heavy sleepers, They have sleep apnea which means their bodies arent comptely into a state of rest.

They can sometimes wake up in their minds and feel paralyzed, those are severe cases.

>>690144148
Got any pictures of your sister and mother?

>>690144207
>win the namibian junior nude limbo championship 1989 on my first try

Namibia wasn't even a country in 1989

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>>690144248

>be me in gr 1 or 2
>go to pool for lessons
>have super hot older high school girl instructors
>ask for piggy back rides threw the water
>realize that if I slide down a little I get to hump their butt every time they step
>keep getting piggy back rides till I stop going to pool (probably because of piggy back rides)

>>690144207
well done x

>>690144207
/b/tards: forcing young girls into sexual activities, since 10 years old

>>690144334
I didn't hear her moan, otherwise I would have freaked out and got out of there sooner.

>>690133101
i hope you'll be murdered

>>690144248
should have asked your brother

>>690144544
and never looked back

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>>690144248
>mfw anon cucked his brother