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No but I wish I had a goat

>>690126073
Had degus but they ded :^(

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>>690126073
why the fuck would you keep that in your house?
>pic related

Learn to spell op

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>>690127360

>>690127470
no you're

>>690126264
They are so god damn annoying though unless you can handle very loud BLEEEEUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH sounds at 3 in the morning you don't want a goat

>>690126073
Is that a lobster? timestamp.

>>690127783
Not him but I kinda used to want a couple of goats and now I want them less. This from personal experience?

>>690127360
MOM!

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I am english and have russian cat, is exotic enough?

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>>690127836
kreb

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>>690126073
>Post you're pets
>You're
> You are

I am pets.

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>>690128576
snek is ok too

>>690128037
Yes my girlfrinds sister had a small farm and I had to take care of just two goats and it was enough for me to never want to be around them again. The males are mean and will headbutt the shit out of anything that it thinks might be moving and the females spend all day shrilly screeching. If you imagine what a loud retarded kid imitating a goat might sound like that's what actual goats sound like 80 percent of the time

>>690128520
What is it's name? Also what are the functions of kreb?

>>690128782
it is carl. its function is sit

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Missy Dubs

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>>690126073
clearly thats a fake crab... but I am assuming its just a pic you posted to start the thread to engage interest.

>>690127204
I had degus too. they were sweet. they ate the ends of each others tales. fuckers are vegetarians.... so wtf?

Also I want these


>pic related

>>690127360
sup

>>690128037
But they are kinda mute when they are younger. But most the time by time people area ready to sell the goats they have just about outgrown their cuteness factor. And don't have much agricultural use so *shrugs*

>>690128714
Kek damn, man.

>>690128913
Sit very useful. Carl huh? It suits her.

>>690126073
i think he is hollowed out OP, post webm of it moving

>>690129239
carl says thanks

>>690127783
My aunt had two goats when I was younger. They lived outside and I had no problem what so ever with them doing noises.
I guess some are worse than others.
Still want one tho

>>690126073
krebs have that colour when they are cooked OP

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Parrot master race

>>690128520
nigga that kreb is ded

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>>690129116
What is that?

>>690126073
post webm for proof with time stamp

>>690128520
explain why carl doesnt have eyes OP

>>690129116
these are wonderful. If you keep them in a small tank with minimal food they'll go full Dahmer until only the largest, fattest motherfucker is left

>>690130701
she's not much of a reader

>>690128520
Put sock on kreb

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dogger

I used to have a couple niggers around but i had them put down when they wouldn't stop placing their chicken-greased cock fingers on the tv remote and changing that shit to... fucking god knows what. Like some african gentleman dressed as a woman

>>690131424
Nice doritos.

>>690127360
fuck you I'm just trying to bust a nut and now I have to waste my time writing this post, I can already feel myself going soft

>>690131424
Fuck you.

>>690131777
nice trips

you can't really get doritos like in the story anymore

>>690129116
Shit what are they called? I had a few of those when I was a kid but they all died.

>>690128782
>functions of kreb

>>690131969
triops

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I have roaches

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>>690131073
kreb doesnt like sock. kreb likes aviators

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My pacman bros, hows that for exotic

>>690128037
i had a pet goat

the little fucker thought i was its mom and it followed me everywhere, to the point where it would jump its enclosure and break my glass door to get into the house where i was, so it can sleep and shit on the couch with me

However, i did milk feed him for too long and he had the best coat of fur ive ever seen on a goat

>>690132349
Thanks for the new profile picture.

>>690132566
freg

>>690132566
How often do you lick them?

>>690132566
http://handbeezy.com/510

>>690132179
Thanks anon

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Got a geck. Him name carlito :^)

>>690132349
nice one

>>690127360
Fuq

>>690127360
reply

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I want this. But I also don't want to be single forever.

>>690130167
triops. You keepem in a tank. SHit is awesome

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His name is Ronnie

>>690127360
k

>>690133873
it hurts to live.

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>>690126073
My new watchman goby.

>>690133333

>>690127360
wtf dude

>>690132335
why do you have roaches

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I think its a winged ant

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>>690131777

>>690127783
And they shit everywhere.

>>690127360
oh shit

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>>690132792
Why do you shit on your couch?

>>690127360
reply

>>690134267
winged ants are termites you have an infestation

>>690127360
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>>690134970

>>690134888
Checked

>>690128713
sauce

>>690127360
k

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My pet now is free

>>690126073
Did you never get taught to not play with your food?

>>690134210
The bastards are very stubborn i couldn't kill them all so i got used to them

>>690135361
carl is not eat, is pet

>>690127360
Fuck you

>>690133873
kek

>>690133777
>trips

>>690127360

sdasd

>>690135454
kek

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This is my dog

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Lil Keykey oooowaaaayooooohh

>>690132349
It kind of looks dead...

>>690131424
Rolling for triops

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>>690126073
My 15 yo havanese
>>690135804
Nice, I saw people eating those on fear factor once. So mean!!

>>690135089
Oh yeah man total.

Dumb fuck

>>690134227
Kek

>>690132349
Do you draw dicks on him ever?

>>690127360

here is your (You) you damn whore

>>690126073
>crab
>not eating it
Are you a faggot?

>>690136425
don't be mean to kreb

>>690136470
(You)

>>690129689
Does that mean that Carl can talk?

>>690136578
I'm not! I meant with a dry erase marker or some shit

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>>690128950
Nice nice I have a rabbit too

Do you guys have pets for entertainment or just to not be lonely ?

>>690136626
carl is fluent in kreb

>>690137071
all bout the sex tbh fam

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>>690126073
Panther chameleon, he's just a baby only make 5 inches (hell max out around 12). Also a leuc dart frog
I'll post more or take a more recent pictur of either if interest

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This is a stray dog I'm fostering.
I think his previous owners got rid of him because he has autism

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>>690137362

>>690137272
why is he upside down

>>690127360
pls no

>>690135893
Kool kat. Is he Australian?

>>690136163
Yeah that's why I got it, saw one on Harry Potter and got super paranoid about them. Really bad fear of them, not spider just whip scorpions. A couple of months ago I saw one at the tarantula expo in England, it was a baby and it looked pretty cute so I got it, it's grown 4 times it size and it's horrible, it attacks everything and at night it deliberately chews bark to intimate me. I can't open the cage more then a few inches before it runs up the tank and bites. I have 12 different arachnids and insects and it's the only one I regret getting :(

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>>690127360

A few cats and some chicken. I guess chickens are kind of exotic since hardly anyone seems to have them, can understand why though.
Those fuckers managed to completely destroy the 1 m² of grass they´re on while leaving the other 9m² completely untouched. And they try to use the same nest so they end up with 2 or 3 chickens on a single nest and the other 2 nests next to that are empty. Retarded things.

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>>690127360

>>690127360
k

>>690138150
do they really give you at least 1 egg per day per chicken? i'm thinking about getting some just for the free omelets. does it work out cheaper once food/whatever is factored in?

>>690127360
kys

>>690131293
what a nice doggo

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>>690126073
Realized he was upside down, fresh oc

>>690135893
cute cat

>>690127360
You're such a cunt in every thread

>>690126264
What are you? A muslim?

>>690138612
Depending on the chicken, we got them from one of those factories which meant that they were incredibly ugly but laying a lot of eggs, other kinds might be different.
You need to give them crushed egg shells or some other source of whatever that is called in english, i think chalk, or the eggshells will be too thin and they´ll break.
Cheaper, maybe. Depending on how easily available the land is I think, only in the countryside.

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>>690136163
I like how oddly proportioned your dog is

>>690136130
That crab is dead as fuck.

>>690132566

ALL HAIL HYPNOTOAD!!

>>690126073
>Exotic pets
Has a fucking crab

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>>690126073
I don't think rats count as exotic, but I do love my little guys

>>690140237
A dead fucking crab.
that's a rare pet.

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>>690126073
I wanna get two of these but I don't think I have a good way to take care of them sadly they require a lot work to setup a house for them with me wanting to use my bedroom air conditioning it wouldn't work I don't think I have two leperd geckos

>>690140237
>Has a fucking crab
Having a crab as a pet IS exotic bro

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Do ferrets count?

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I know what you faggots are going to say..
>illegal pet!
>durr to dangerous to keep
>hope it kills your family
Etc...
But I'll have you know I raised this sweetheart since it was just a pebble and he would never hurt a fly! I trained it to handle stressful situations perfectly and even kept it on a strict vegan diet to ween out the bloodlust. Feel free to bitch all you want but if you have honest opinions or questions please ask..

(Lost power on first post so sorry if this is a repost)

>>690140602
I had a rare pet for dinner last night.

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Yup

>>690140641
Yea i take that back now that i look at ur kreb its pretty dope

>>690140786
Wow shit nigga. Thats really dangerous the poo poo will track you down for that. run you fool !

>>690140799

Your cat looks like he's throwing gang signs.

>>690127360
nigger

>>690140786
is it at least neutered?

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>>690140974
As long as I keep him inside and under supervision I should be fine, thanks for the concern.

>>690132335
You're going to die for sure! Roaches transmits aids

>>690137598
Because he is australian

>>690127360
blueshit

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>>690127360

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>>690140575
This one's Garen

>>690141492
No, that's niggers and fags.
Niggers and fags transmit aids.

>>690130908
fucking nature makes me uneasy sometimes

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>>690141723
and this is Darius
>inb4 dota muh superior game

>>690140786
You're a monster for feeding it an all vegan diet. It should should be free in the wild eating it's natural prey.

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>>690141404
For personal safety reasons.. Hell yeah... at first I wasn't sure if I trusted myself to raise one of these but the neutering was probably the best choice

>>690141824
>>690141723
pretty cute phamanon. do they make babby ret?

>>690127360
Ou shit pic related

>>690133873
stop

>>690127360
Fuck

>>690140786
You don't understand. It doesn't want to be fed.

It wants to hunt.

>>690141907
look at that savage

>>690141851
Oh yeah, and have more children being taken from their families and Disney?? The media can only blame alligators for so long...

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>>690142013
They're both males.
This is when they lived in a smaller cage

>>690127360
replying

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>>690126073

>>690135804
WHY WOULD YOU GET IT IS FUCKING MEANEST SHIT UN THE UNIVERSE

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My coons they are the best

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>>690142350

>>690129955

Oh shit I got the same breed

Sun conure master race

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>>690142244
thet is gret znek

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>>690142144
Savage is a harsh term in my opinion... He's a harmless being even when given a weapon.

>>690132349
top kreb

>>690135089
Lol winged ants aren't termites. Termites are a completely different species.

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>>690140786
i had a pebble once called rocky, it never did anything it just sat around in the same spot all day.... ppl kept saying it was "an innanimate object" but it never showed any interest in anime, in the end i just set it free i still see it sometimes in the same place

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>>690126073
>>690128782
>>690130052
>>690130701
thread was actually food thread the whole time

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>>690127360

>>690137853
fake n gay

>>690142569
Holy shit a Yao Guai!