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Do gays really puke rainbows?
>>690114775
yeah
careful, it's toxic
>>690114775
I don't. I puke puke.
>>690114775
There's a rainbow parade in Vienna tomorrow, I'll see if I see some rainbow puking faggots there.
If dubs I'm actually gonna post some content, if not then I'm gonna spamfag or avatarfag like all the cool guys.
>>690114775
as a bi man, who has fucked his boyfriend. I can personally vouch that I can't nor can he
>>690114904
The numbers always know best.
>>690114854
>>690114899
Gross
Gays are so icky.
>>690114775
I was at a gay bar about two weeks ago and had to vomit. It was a greenish brownish color, which is interesting cause I mainly drank AMFs that night.
>>690115070
Sometimes
I wish b were a physical place, so a muzzie could go on a shooting spree and kill all these fucking faggots.
>>690114904
Why are they allowed this!!!
>>690114983
>Having a boyfriend
>>690115320
That makes us 2 but only if I could choose a very few people that wouldn't be there that day.
There's actually folks that I respect in here.
>>690115461
>having a boyfriend
something wrong fam?
>>690115146
Weird dude
>>690115201
How many sometimes are you icky?
>>690115320
Im with ya on that one, dude.
>>690115593
Yeah, gross.
work is too much work
>>690115461
Dunno, it took place the last few years, I can clearly remember.
This year it's even bigger and after the parade they are gonna stay at a park called "rainbowpark".
Probably some shady shit going on there.
It's fun though, so many people running around with rainbow stuffs.
And so many lesbian couples, which still werids me out looking at it. They gotta have, like, a whole cabinet full of dildos. Dang.
Never attended it, only was there by coincidence, I think I'll give it a look tomorrow.
I'm not gay but why is gfur so hot?
>>690115512
litterally the only thing that would have made that shooting in florida better is if it were faggots who jack off to these cartoon dog men instead of just regular.
>>690115823
>yeah, gross.
um, k?
>>690115912
I really wish we still kept track of those.
>>690115928
Hello, Achmed.
>>690115461
Why aren't you rubbing my manly back yet?
>>690115671
Not often since I don't drink like an asshole anymore
>>690115912
Because you're gay but don't know it
>>690115840
aww do you need a hug?
>>690115912
Because fur has a lot of air in it that acts as an insulation and keeps the skin hot.
>>690115928
Watch your edge, it's cutting your keyboard.
>>690115070
I know
danger! stay away!
>>690115840
not if you work where I work
>>690116041
S-man, what it do?
>>690116056
Nope, I opened the thread and all is well.
>>690116142
Where I work nobody makes sure I do any work so I'm no longer working.
>>690116202
That sentence is incomprehensible to me.
>>690115840
Man up, bitch
>>690115870
Rainbow fests should be like moot's /fur/ board.
Rally them up so you know who and where they are and then beat them the fuck OUT.
>>690116256
same here
>>690116256
>>690116142
lazy cunts
>>690116341
Is it as good for you as it is for me?
>>690116294
It turns me on when you call me that.
>>690116404
There's no reason to be anything but lazy if you aren't getting called out for it.
>>690116040
Be ashamed
>>690116055
I changed my mind
Icky can be considered as gay or in general yukky.
>>690116142
That's why I stay in my house all day.
>>690116501
I want to slap you and call you a woman.
>>690116501
I shudder to think of how messy your room must be
>>690116294
I don't fuck them up head on but I do occasionally try to piss some of them off intentionally to see if they have some good stuff to say without going completely apeshit.
Who knows, maybe some of them take it with humor or something else that's intriguing.
Could be interesting people there.
Or not
>>690116256
How are you?
>>690116504
But my back hurts
>>690116404
I'm getting paid to play video games and there's nothing you can do about it
>>690116501
probably
>>690116621
same
>>690116621
Man it's a good thing I don't work near anyone this boner is beyond hiding.
>>690116663
Oh jesus nef you have no idea.
At least I don't eat in there since I don't like getting bugs, but the carpet is basically made of clothes now.
>>690116796
I'm fantastic darling. I have money again and I'm going to finish my ar-15 before boss nigger and the cuntosaurus bans them.
>>690116769
Tell them the muslims are right and they are shit subhumans.
>>690116796
And my balls are heavy, but that doesnt mean I get to put my dick in anyone, does it?
>>690117006
They'd fuck me up good I think.
This is Vienna and this is in Austria.
>>690116853
I'm gonna do overtime tomorrow just to spite you
>>690116939
That's just awful
>>690116939
Women dont have dicks.
>>690117204
sucker
>>690117166
Nah, they're fags. Fags cant do shit.
>>690117259
>feminine penises
>>690117204
You cannot stop me from my perpetual idleness.
>>690116939
Wonderful!
>>690117140
You could throw it in me if you rubbed my back!
>>690117401
How are you doing o exclamatory one
>>690117334
I'm gonna earn a minimum of $475 tomorrow, plus an extra $45 for my retirement savings, annual leave and long service leave
For the sole purpose of spiting you.
>>690117393
I think the challenge would be to actually get you started. This is it, the inertia.
>>690117572
I'm hungry and I hurt all over
>>690114623
This thread makes me want to mass murder niggers.
>>690117393
Is your penis a fem penis.
>>690117401
1. You are ulgy
2. You're not a virgin
So no, ew
To be honest pretty much all of that is going straight into mortgage account and I will touch none of it
save me gaben
>>690117659
My problem with work is not inertia. It's that I don't like working. I like doing some things that I'm happy to take effort to do which is why I ventured into fucknowhere north philly on wednesday to play melee.
But ultimately, why do things I don't really like doing if I don't have to?
>>690117687
Generally when anyone's hungry I recommend consuming semen since it's probably readily available, as for the pain try mild stretches.
>>690117743
The girliest penis.
>>690117743
pro tip. virgins don't put out. And I'm handsome, thank you very much
>>690117808
Could always look into investments to earn money and see if where you live (country) has tax free savings accounts .
>>690117989
>why do things I don't really like doing if I don't have to?
Present work for future gain, my friend. If you keep shit maintained you won't need to fix it later.
I make cracks about your work though because I am jealous. I still hate my job
Also guess which one was me, way back when. You will be wrong.
>>690117989
Stretches won't fix this and I've settled on taquitos. I'd have to make my own semen.
>>690118220
Yeah I mean I understand the idea of fixing stuff now to not deal with it later, but ultimately it's getting dealt with at SOME point. Dealing with it now means it's a guarantee I have to deal with it, dealing with it later means there's a chance I'll never have to. See the difference?
I assume you're the cue ball with spectacles in the front.
>>690118484
Why do things hurt?
>>690118207
Despite my whining, I don't actually need to drop money in the mortgage account - I pay zero interest.
My retirement account involves investing and whatnot, but for the rest of my money I just want to get this mortgage out of the way quickly.
>>690117989
Put a bowtie on it so we know its a girl.
>>690118003
Prove it
Also virgins are best
>>690118648
Alright but you're not expected to touch it anyway.
>>690118556
Cased it on my bike
sprained wrist, separated shoulder, mild concussion and all around hurtiness.
>>690118648
I politely disagree, they are fun though
>>690118605
Awesome, I wish you all the best in that.
Well there was a guy in Toronto that paid of his mortgage by 28 I believe should look that up.
>>690118556
I am not that old, and the picture is over seven years old
Not dealing with it immediately means it could get worse, and the total effort/monetary cost to fix it could outweigh the total effort/monetary cost to keep it maintained.
>>690118722
Like I dont already know no one wants me to touch them.
>>690118894
I'm nearly 27, but I should have it paid off by 30 or 32.
>>690118868
Goddamn son you BIFFED it.
>>690118902
I didn't actually think that was you, I just like to imagine it is.
And sometimes if I ignore problems they go away.
>>690118957
You can touch my butt though.
Junkfood shall further sustain this body of mine
>>690118957
Posts hands. I'll decide touchability
>>690119064
That's an understatement. Bike and helmet are fine though, surprisingly
>>690119009
Well I hope everything goes your way.
>>690119064
>I didn't actually think that was you
Well I know that, I am not asian
>And sometimes if I ignore problems they go away.
I tried that for my wife's pregnancy but it only got worse.
>>690119361
thanks bae
>>690119291
How do you get a concussion and sprain everything on your body without damaging either the vehicle by which you caused it or the thing designed to prevent cranial damage? That is seems like hilariously bad luck.
>>690119377
Well I fortunately am probably not going to get anyone pregnant since men's behinds don't lead to wombs.
>>690119475
Just wait, science will get there one day
>>690119475
I landed on my chin and arms. mtb just rolled over the top and bounced into the weeds. It was just my turn I guess.
>>690119739
Unless they inflict it on me without my knowledge I'm sure I'll be safe.
>>690119783
The one part of the head the helmet doesn't protect, of course. I assume that was karmic backlash for something.
>>690118868
Then it can only be implied you're ugly.
Virgins are like a fresh pack of bubblegum. Plenty of uses and full of taste, flavor, and cleanliness.
Non-virgins are the chewed up pieces you find on the sidewalk that have a few shoe prints, black colors, and piss on them.
Do you REALLY want a piece of gum off the ground or a fresh new pack?
>>690119904
Oviposition, my friend
>>690119064
Nah, you're not a virgin.
>>690119291
My hands are fucked up and one is deformed from a broken bone.
>>690119739
That movie junior ....( shudder) that was a bad movie.
>>690120089
I don't intend to fuck bugpeople.
>>690120108
I didn't say you HAD to.
>>690119904
Science to get cyberbodies like the stuff Strype draws.
>>690120298
I eagerly await the sexy dystopia.
>>690120202
Consent is overrated anyway
>>690120497
Oh dear.
>>690120471
Sure, we all may be robots but at least we'll get to look like our OC's XD
>>690120627
The invitation will remain open. As will my butthole. Slip in whenever.
>>690120727
I'm more concerned about the microchips tracking our every move and ensuring we don't behave in antisocial ways, CITIZEN.
>>690120540
Bug people have several hundred words to mean yes, and not a single word for no
>>690119904
I thought I'd been on point. Maybe I missed something
>>690119922
About half of that is right but I won't try to convince you
>>690120108
Mine are proper fucked as well.
>>690120808
Do they recognize terrified screaming?
>>690120834
Past life.
guys, i need good 1440p gfur wallpapers to go with this on my other display, pls help
>>690120947
That is one of the several hundred ways to say yes
>>690120791
Maybe if you unsex yourself first.
>>690120834
Its a basic sumup of sexual conquest.
>>690120947
I don't think it's fair for me to be held accountable for things my astral presence was responsible for before this plane of consciousness existed.
>>690121120
I'm going to buy considerably more bug spray than anyone would ever need.
Goodbye everyone I am done needing to pretend to work.
>>690120791
(Shrugs)
