>>690114133
I used to work in a call centre.

>>690114738
I worked in retail.

I worked

>>690114971
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>>690114133
Underground Miner operator. Pays great but goddamn do I hate it.

>>690114738
>>690114865
Never done anything like a call center can't even imagine.

I worked retail before yeah it sucks but compared to some of the manual labor jobs. It's chill man.

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>>690114133

>Shitty job thread

>Posts a photo of a logger

>High paying blue collar job

>Work outside, good exercise, pride of a real man's job, work with hands, camaraderie of working with a crew

Shitty bait, or an earnest shitty point of view.

Either way, go fuck yourself.

OP here. I was a pool boy at 15, along with day labourer in the Texas heat.

>>690115717
Not OP but it just depends on perspective man, some people have never even been outside of a city. They usually log pretty far out.

I worked in the largest naval base in western Europe.

Electrician apprentice

>Get treated like a piece of shit by workmates every day
>Get the worst job assignments
>Wake up early every day (5:15 am every day)
>Work with close minded and stubborn people
>Lose contact with friends that go to school
>Dirty jobs, dust, cold, wet
>Live in Norway, so even colder during winter
>Pretty low payment for what you're doing, but still pretty much compared to education

Have another 1,5 years of apprenticeship, and then I'm gone forever

>>690115717
>real man's job
wat?

>>690114133
>>Started at a cemetary a few weeks ago

>>first day have to exhume a body

>>dig the stiff up

>>Casket is rusted through & not enough to lift out

>>nowwut.gif

>>boss jumps in grave and starts peeling guy out of casket bare hands

>>other guy hops in and helps

>>guy's legs fall off and are handed to me to hold

>>hoist guy out of grave in bodybag

>>get paid $10 an hour to hold people's parts that fall off and mow the lawn

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Ausfag here
Be a garbo
Start work at 5:30am
Finish @ 2pm.
Run behind a garbage truck loading bins that side arms can't reach.

>>690116837
Also work nights at a grocery store as a stocker boy/man

car wash. half the employees don't speak english, a quarter of others are potato-tier stupid. wasn't uncommon to be sent home after 3 hours because business was slow or it got cloudy outside.

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Work at Starbucks. Schools just got out today. Nearly 50 middle/high school girls come in all at once to order their shitty drinks. Frappuccino, secret menu drinks, asking for fucking brownies to be blended in. They audibly complain that their drinks are taking like five minutes to make.

Mfw my manager only scheduled one person on bar today.

>>690114133
I'm a UPS truck driver. Not CDL trucks but the little brown ones

>>690117630
Ever stolen shit?

>>690114133
Tower crane operator,its a bit like being banged up

>>690116633
>Work with close minded and stubborn people
>spends spare time on /b/

Beyond autism.

>>690114133
What kind of hybrid saw is that? Looks like a hedge trimmer with a bar of a chainsaw

>>690114133
here is one that you fags will like
>be me
>18
>got a job as a bartender(at an all inclusive hotel) for the summer
>shitty job ,low pay whatever its my first one
so might as well get it over with
>summer goes on nothing special
>one day this 9/10 german girl comes to the bar and gives me the look
>shewantsmydik.jpg
>but something happened and she went away(parents or sum shit)
>this was my last day at work for another week so i didnt give a damn
>the week passes time for me to get back to work
>overhear colleagues talking about some smoking hot german chick that went to the bar every day and ordered the same shit
>could it be her
>yes it was
>she comes to the bar later that afternoon
>we exchange numbers she goes away
>coworkers think im a god
>i call her on my break and ask her if she wants to go for a walk on the beach later that night
>she says yes
>cont ?

>>690117511
That sucks.

>>690115717
Work meant for mexicans, seriously that's why they are here to do these menial task

> 18 years of age, join the navy
> assigned shore duty in Philippines at 19
> fuck sluts and drink San Miguel when not at work
> catch gonorrhea
> 5 grams of Trobicin deep in the ass

>>690116633
I'm an electritian apprentice and i love the shit out of it.
Maybe its because I work with great people.
Also being in a strong union is the tits.

>>690118518
plz do

>>690114133
I worked for a Big Blue chip company in my 20s 30 odd years ago .. was head engineer ..then I started to ring up randoms sexy talk .. fap fap .. I told them I was a copper an had to get them stripped ..got nakiids an I *talked* them to Fap ..as me .. ..was a huge turn on ..then got a few kids on phone .. I had them strip .. an I had them girls finger selves .. Facepalm had a gorgeous lifestyle an big salary then an a detached house in grounds .. My Fiancee was an Italian Fashion model .. an sex was great but this addiction was my Ment Breakdown .. an when I arrested an lost everything then .. it was a wake up .. for the next 30 ys I have helped others less ..an lived a happy life .. now found you fags here ..KEK Fanks ...

>>690114865
Still working in Retail. Fuckin' people, man. You get asked the dumbest questions imaginable. Not only that, you get shit on by pretty much everyone.

I think the worst thing is that people don't understand that retail stores aren't the same as ordering from the .com site: They look it up and say "you sell it so it should be in your store."

>>690114133
I used to fuck your mom, she paid me by the hour. Then one day she said she was preggo, I left and never looked back.

>kitchen porter working with polish "chefs"
>Treated like shit until I go apeshit
>shit hours, shit pay
>know the manager so that's ok, I guess

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Hardware store shift manager here.

>Usually at paint counter mixing paint
>Customer shows a picture of his wall on his phone
>"I NEED THIS COLOR"
>Explain to the gentleman that colors represented on a screen are not accurate enough to perform a match
>Insists I do it anyway, even after telling him I dont reccomend it and cannot refund a custom mixed color
>Lumbers in an hour later complaining that it didnt match, suprise suprise
>Demands to speak with my boss and tells him I have no idea how to do my job
>Thankfully boss is a bro and tells him to go to lowes and try to get them to match his fucking phone screen

I love my job, but dealing with ameteur diy homeowners who think they know better than someone who deals in this shit for a living is the absolute worst part.

>>690118236
I'm not the UPS poster but I rode along with a few of them. It's federal time if you steal things because until the customer has signed for it, it's still the property of the sender and it's likely traveling across state lines.

Heard a story that a seasonal helper took a phone and they got federal time for it.

>>690119060
Leave get Better /B/ro ok Dude

>>690114133
worked in the pit at a quick oil change garage. During the summer cars come in hot enough to cook a steak on, 100+ degrees in the pit on most days, tried to put a fan down there and osha took it out because the build up of gas fumes and not allowing anything operated by electricity down there. floor is slippery as fuck, spent most of the time sliding and falling down live in a tourist area, did an average of 70-80 cars a day.

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>>690114133

I work as a yardcare worker. I literally just mow lawns for the summer as a job to get by, you know how it goes.

Well yesterday the first house I pull up to - I weed whack/trim the perimeter and fences and stuff.

Go take my mower out of the truck, fill it up with gas and pull the cord - the fucking thing goes up in flames, like the whole engine is on fire, so I try dumping my water bottle on it does fuck all.

The fire is growing larger so I bang on the customers door and she isnt home. Run around the side and find a garden hose and turn it on, rush back to the front pulling the hose and the fire on my mower is almost twice as large now.

Manage to put the fire out with the hose, the top half of the fucking mower melted off. I called my boss and he was like "HOW THE FUCK DID IT LIGHT ON FIRE??? GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW" and basically tried saying it was my fault. I said fuck no it wasn't all I did was try turning it on!

Pic related - not actual lawn mower I used but basically exactly what happened. fucking thing could have blown up if the fire reached the fuel tank

>>690119106
Kek

>>690119379
shit not worth it

>>690114133
watched in inmate eat his own feces an wash it down with shampoo

>>690116837
telll me more, if i had to choose another profession it would be that or m.d. coroner

>>690119392
WOW ..!

>>690114133
Currently have an undiagnosed form of lung disease from working at an electronic disassembly factory. They don't tell you the dust in the computers are toxic AS FUCK! Can I sue the company for this?

>>690118518
>>690118518
>later that night we meet up
>go to the beach
>anon look at how beautifull the moon is (in german)
>me:not as beautufull as you (in german)
>she is a fucking 10/10 at night d cup tits , tight ass, cute face blue eyes and blond hair
>she giggles and somewhere down the road i find out she is 13 holy fucking hell
>dont care gotta get my nut
>lead her closer to the water
>and push her on the sand
>start kissing her neck , massaging her tits ,she moans
>i undo her bra and i see the most perfect tits i had seen
>start sucking on them while pulling her panties down
>fucking silky smooth pussy YOU COULD SEE THE MOONS REFLECTION
>i fumble around as i get into position
>she asks me is it in ?
>lol.jpg
>i slip my rooster in her tight pussy and she lets out a deep fkn moan
>starts scratching my back
>bitchwatrudoin.png
cont

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This just happened yesterday

>Be me, 23
>Working at a Chamber of Commerce, got the job last March after graduating from college
>My job consists of copying information about market from the Internet and give them to companies for a lot of money
>One day I'm browsing 4chan as usual, since most of the time I don't do shit at work after I finish my duties.
>My boss tells me one client wants a business agenda since he is traveling to Morocco in two weeks
>That means I haver to call to companies at Morocco AT NIGHT to arrange at least 5 meetings between 3 days
>fuckmylife.webm
>I say "fuck this shit" and decide not to do a single call from here
>Convince everyone at work I make calls from home at night
>Instead I send emails to random companies that could be interested in having a meeting with our client.
>At first none of them reply. It goes like that for like four days.
>Then, one reply from a company interested in having a meeting
>Suddenly I have a lot of repplies from Moroccan companies
>fuckyeah.jpg
>Manage to arrange 4 meetings just by sending emails
>Our client had a very satisfying experience
>My boss told me I did a very very good job
>MFW I did a business agenda just by sending emails and not doing a single call from home
>MFW my boss thinks I did a shit load of calls from home
>MFW they pay me a lot of money for doing practically nothing challenging

>>690119767
the head groundskeeper makes about 850 every 2 weeks, hours are pmuch whatever you want.

gotta mow, trim, work a tractor and excavator, water the lawn. most of the time I just cruise around in the golf cart.

I think mortician is where the $ is

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Called out to document a local car accident. Truck was t boned by a semi with a load of grain in it. Truck got slammed and pushed about 20 yards into some dudes yard. Truck driver was hanging outside the truck halfway, blood dripping from his face (yeah i beat the paramedics) taking photos and getting info. He didnt make it. Week later find out this guy was buddies and went to boot camp with this vietnam vet that was reported mia six months after being shipped out. The mia vet was pronounced found a week after the guy died.
>mfw he never saw his buddy come home
>mfw if he didnt try to beat that semi he couldve put his buddy to rest

>Security
>Long hours
>Lousy pay
>Colleagues are mentally retarded

The only good thing is drunk women whispering lewd things in my ear.

>>690119970
asbestosis ./.look it up .. huge lawsuits ok /B/ro hope you bullshitting .. *wink* take Care Ok ..

>>690120295
yea i want to buy a big piece of property for people to do like old school burials on as my retirement
right now i own an excavation company but my job doesnt suck thats why i didnt post just drawn to your post

>>690120435
a doorman that can type ..lulz

>>690114133
I worked for the sanitation department in the city I was going to college in one summer. My daily work routine was to ride on the back of the garbage truck, hop off and grab bags of peoples compost, cut the bags and dump their shit into the back of the garbage truck. I smelled like dog shit every fucking day of the summer for $11.00/ hr

>>690120561
I think there is alot of bs you have to deal with if you own a cemetery. Dont know for sure, but i think there is some hoops to jump through

>>690120561
they sell the plots for bank, it's a good idea.

>>690120606

It's event security.

Speaking of work has anyone got anything they need done. Just finished my exams and considering saving up for a car, will do shit for rally cheap.

>>690120007
>she wants me to take her away
>so i take her to the storage room(where we keep all the booze)
>she sucks my dick
>cum in her mouth she sucks all of it dry
>i kick her out ,had a smoke ,then a beer,
>she messaged me on whatsapp the next day but i blocked her(didnt want to go to the big house)
>life is good
few years later
>im going to germany to work as an apple integrations specialist
>might fuck some german bitches

fin

>>690120255
>implying making calls would be challenging...
What anti-social scum are you, trying so hard to avoid talking to another human being?

>>690114865
>>690118925

Wal-mart fag reporting in. This company has gone and is going to shit and I've contemplated killing myself because of it.

They treat us like shit, claim we never do enough. Typical retail shit. Fucking misery.

And fuck you if you shop there, supporting this shit and their communist agenda and justifying the way they treat us.

Wake up America.

>>690120802
I'm sure there's some permits and shit but once that's all clear you run it how you want

>>690121026
And fuck the customers, too. They're the dumbest motherfuckers in existence.

>>690120991
Yawn.

>>690114133
Worked as an idustrial sandbblaster for a year. All the welder there didn't even wear respirators.

>iron binding 12 hour day
>on a 6m platform
>40m/s wind and rain all day

>>690120802
>>690120872
its the hurdles, your right
where i am you HAVE to be cremated in a box, with a concrete vault even if theres no groundwater

what i want to do is have a sick rolling fields and mountain and let people be burried natrualy (lot of hippies here, they will eat it up) give them an area for cremation spreading ashes, give an area to be natrual buried with a g.p.s. locator and a simple fieldstone marker

>>690120904
Nope sorry

>>690121025
Is not that, I've made calls, shit load of calls to get potential buyers for our clients who want to export to other countries. This particular task required me to do calls AT NIGHT, AT FUCKING NIGHT, 1 a.m or 2 a.m. approximately

>>690117511
Literally one of the worst situations I can imagine. All those eyes on you. Waiting, watching, complaining. They don't even have a clue about life yet

Supply boat captain, Nigeria coast. Pirates, malaria, A.I.D.S ridden whores, horrible weed, terrible food, great pay. Would do again.

>>690121284
ashes is the way, takes up less room so more plots.
cement vaults work pgood but we usually crush the fiberglass ones with the first bucket of dirt.

Also anything but metal caskets usually get crushed with the first bucket of dirt.

get the land and permits, make the local mortuary your friend and then just dig holes and watch the $ roll in

>>690121026
>wake up america
Why? What are you talking about? Climb the ranks dude, dont sit here and bitch because you dont have the motivation to move up.

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Ausfag

> Work in warehouse making steel frames for houses
> Rivet them together
> Have to keep up with a machine that spits out the parts
> Once they're done have to carry frame by yourself 100 metres to it's designated pile outside and up a slight hill
>The heaviest frame i lifted by myself was 110kg and 15 feet long

When I say lift I mean your colleagues helped get it on your shoulder, But after that you're on your own

Pic related... One of the mid to larger sized frames sent for bracing

>>690121284
Ashes is definitely the way to go. Burials seem silly

>>690121795
if you don't mind leaving your dignity behind and stepping on everyone else on the way up then this I guess

>>690114738
I worked in a call centre and it was an amazing job. Back when minimum wage was £6.10, I was hitting £8ph, bonuses, £120 travel per month even though I lived down the road. I did get fired for 'innapropriate' rapport building though.

>>690121876
yea i want to do both, like indian style, wrap in a blanket and bury
but thats not allowewd here

>>690121924
Hahaha
Stay salty.
>muh dignity
Feel the bern right?

>>690122023
might get some freebies trying to sneak one in lmao

>>690122023
Hmmm. Here is something to look at: try to get religious exemption if you can. Like see if you can make up something that will cover this than use freedom of religion laws to go through with it. Might not work, but worth looking into.

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>>690120888
Trips an ..Well Done .. kek

Power tool repairman. All the best brands like Makita Bosch DeWalt and such. Work from 8 AM to 4 PM. Great job, no pressure, nice atmosphere since I run the repair service while another colleague runs sales. Could not be happier, since I love what I do. Also, get to meet some really weird people daily and enjoy tons of laughs.

>>690122136
Big fence lol
But i guess they could just chuck em over it

>>690122298
if that's his job it does

>>690122349
Love makita tools

>>690122355
there you go, people are usually too fat to throw very far

>>690121436
Oh no not at night. Fuck off.

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"pool technician" aka pool boy, we fucked up some millionaire's pool by not taking the plug out. Gonna cost the boss 100,000 cause his company's insurance won't cover it. I don't even care>>690114133

>>690122660
Been in a porno lately?

I used to work in an arcade cafe and for sure thought it was the shittiest jobs ever.

But my new job is worse i think

>Friend gets me job working as a designer for a firm
>at first its super chill and i get to do what i love.
>slowly figure out its full of fucking nepotism
>bigger departments cut people dumping work on me and the boss kids and neices
Theyre all fucking weebs who browse reddit all day
>tell them to work and help out
>they say they dont have to because they work too hard

Bunch of lazy fucking autists. Makes me pull my hair out everyday.

>>690122652
Probably because you play fucking vidya until 3 am; get a fucking job where you have to wake up at 5 a.m. and you barely sleep 6 hours. Fuck off

>>690116633
i totally understand you , I´m also an electrician

>>690122892
One of the divorced trophy wives keeps offering me beers when I do her pools. She's petite and I'd do her, but you can tell she's an emotional volcano and if you say one thing she doesn't like she'll explode.

>>690122454
Me too. Easy as fuck to repair and I get the parts instantly.Big bonus is that colleagues from other cities are great pals and often call asking hows it going. Great job!

>>690123118
Son sit down. Shift worker. 12hrs at the port rotating days to night every month. Man up and make your damn calls you pussy.

>>690123364
Is it your business? Do you own it?

>>690123335
Probably sexual assault case waiting to happen.... Stay safe pool boy

>>690114738
I have been working as a telemarketer for more than 1.5 years now... I hate every second of my life when I think about work. People I call are either retarded och fucking cunts.The office is nice, as are the working hours, but the job takes all of your energy, and the pressure to deliver is fucking huge. No chill, just sales, sales, sales, and crap pay unless you are lucky to be one of the chosen few to get good lists. I have never hated humanity and capitalism as much as I do now. Quitting as soon as I get a chance. Don't go into a full time telemarketing career, every glimpse of light inside will be taken away unless you actually enjoy being stressed beyond comprehension and getting mentally tortured, you submissive faggot. I worked in retail when I was younger and that was a fucking dream compared to what I am enduring now. Except the hourly pay in the end, with all the bonuses accounted for, is better than retail. I feel like a fucking prostitute but I need the money to live.

>>690123186
Electrotechnician / electromechanic here. Why u mad, bro? It's a great profession you really need to be retarded to fail at.

>>690123441
Kek
This.
>calls at night
>omgz i cant believes it how will i sleep
Thanks anon, that other guy has no clue how good he has it.

>>690123514
Nope, but the boss is a really great guy. Liked him from the start.

>>690114738
I work In a call center and I am currently in india training people and Before that I was in Colombia doing the same call center work isn't all bad

>>690123543
>Makes me hate capitalism
Come on man, dont use your shitty decision as justification. No one forced you into that job.

>>690123775
Fuck off Nev

>>690116566
Your mom's vagina?

>has a lot of semen
>extremely wet
>something about torpedoes...

>>690123764
How old is he? It sounds like you would do well for that shop once he retires. You might find yourself with a business some day, kudos.

>>690123722
No shit. Isn't this a shitty job stories thread? I mean come on...

>>690123441
Fair enough, but I got the job done, way faster than spending 2-3 hours at night every night doing calls. If I can avoid this shit so I can sleep I will. My sleep time is sacred.

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>>690114133
Sending people on vacation trip to Siberia
>mfw

>>690115231
Where?

>>690120991
this story turned into a confession

>>690124087
grow up fuckwit

>>690121924
That's the only way you will make in this world. Also my brother started out as a cart pusher and now he manages most of the store and makes good money doing it.

>>690115717
I've done it before. Can confirm it's pretty great. Gets fucking rough in the summer though but once I get home and get a shower I have no regrets.

>>690123543
Do you get the warped feeling during regular face to face conversations now feeling as though everything in topic is up for contest and you pull out all the tricks to sway them, about the most mundane shit. That was the worst thing for me.

>>690124439
Also every guy in the navy knows about her...

>>690124624
What do you mean by manages part of the store?

>>690124174
And that's just called being smart. It's not shitty. No ones going to knock you for being smart.

>>690122660
Have you ever fucked the house wife's?

>>690124843
Yeah I think I misunderstood the purpose of this thread

>neet
>no money
>good food and air conditioning
>do all the cleaning, cooking, dishwashing
>take care of grounds
it's okay but not having any money sucks a big one

>>690124624
and he's probably an incompetent dick head who smooched asses and sucked dicks to get where he's at, it's not how hard you work but who you know

>>690124776
He worked his way up from cart pusher and now he's a manager. I'm pretty sure he has the sports and outdoor section.

>>690125480
so, one step above bottom bitch

>>690125396
He is a dick. I can't see him kissing ass but I can defiantly see him stepping on everyone else to rise through the ranks.

used to be a stagehand. nuff said

>>690125396
What is the problem? I seriously dont get how people at walmart (ive got quite a few friends who work there) can bitch about not getting paid enough, but if you ask them why they dont become management they spit and foam at the mouth calling em all cock suckers and how they dont treat them right, and ill mever take that position. Well it only seems like a problem if you are a cock sucker, are you a cock sucker anon? No? Than why not become management?
>hurr its who you know
Than get to know those people, rise in the ranks, than become the awesome manager people like to work for.

>>690125896
>Than why not become management?
drug testing

>>690124870
No but my boss who's been doing it for 40 years married one that he met while working

>>690126023
Not at Walmart. My bro is a pot head and still has his management job

>>690126023
>drug testing
Are you fucking serious? Is that the only reason? If so, you deserve your shitty job. Grow up

>>690126289
lol im neet, fucker. pay my taxes and shut your mouth, faggot hahaha

>>690126368
Oh you got me, damn those neets

>>690126250
he didn't have to pass one to get the job though? i assume that's the reason that most never go for it. who wants to get clean for a 2 dollar raise?

>>690126594
What a shitty outlook on life

>>690126504
it's a curse really...

>>690114865

didn't mind working retail granted I was only there 6 months but people were generally well mannered and polite

>>690126719
What is?

>>690126686
why? because they're doing what makes them happy instead of climbing over everyone for that next dollar? that makes a whole lot of sense to me, fam

>>690124870
I'd rather fuck their daughters (the legal ones I have to add cause this is b) that are outside tanning while I work

>>690126849
having no money and no drive to better yourself and actually be something. it's easier to stagnate

>>690126887
Does it make sense? And are they happy? I know stoners, used to be one, they arent happy.

>>690116633
>Work with close minded and stubborn people
Maybe they treat you like shit because you're a faggot, ever thought about that?

I worked one night for a company that went to resturaunts and scraped all the built up grease out of their stove hoods. I had to practically climb in the hood to get the crud out. It was the most dusgusting job I ever had. I only lasted 1 night and told them that they couldn't pay me enough to come back and do this again.

>>690126981
Oh yeah being a NEET sucks lol. I never take them seriously because most of em only pull the gun out of their mouths to type
>lol neets rock
They are truely pathetic

>>690127187
Cool, good job insulting them on the way out. Classy.

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YOU have shitty jobs - because capitalism has failed.

1% of the country controls 99.999% of the country's wealth.

Will you revolt? Or will you remain a peasant?

You'll never be able to afford a nice home. Most of you work at least 1, if not 2 fulltime jobs. You're underpaid. Overworked. Tired.

Will you settle for this - or will you force change? Will you settle for tyranny? Will you remain a slave.

>Build prisons in rural Kentucky
>Shit weather, near minimum wage
>Fucking limestone, fuck it
>Razor wire slices through flesh like dicks go through OP's ass
>State spends more per year on inmates than I made in 2

on the bright side if the inmates don't rape my fatass to death first i'm your guy if you wanna break out one day

>>690114133
>a few years ago
>unemployed & down on my luck
>friends think I'm a genius because I run linux, do some light coding, and actually know how computers work
>friend gets me a job at SEO firm
>meet boss
>dude is shady as fuck
>"I hear you're an expert with computers anon"
>not really, but show me what you're looking to do and I'll give it a shot
>job is shady as fuck
>drop behind multiple proxies
>use program to find forums with open comments
>basically modern equivalent to wardailing
>find open forum?
>spam spam spam spam
>start digging around company in my free time
>90% of stuff company does is shady as fuck
>wardial spamming not bringing in enough cash
>company thinks I'm a genius because IT guy is a fucking retard
>correct IT guy more times than I can count
>seriously have no idea how he got the job
>"You do good work anon, I have another job for you instead"
>okay...
>job is calling dying people from illegally obtained list of terminal patients
>try to sell them life insurance
>is actually a scam
>company knows these people will die before minimum payout date
>get fired because I won't do it
>shortly afterwards company gets caught with its hand in the cookie jar
>company tries to blame employees for "unethical black-hat practices"

>>690119106
Brah, I hear ya. I work at SW and its this shit day in and day out.

>>690121824
softcock

>>690127076
it doesn't have to make sense to you because you don't think like me and many others and from the sound of it you don't sound so damn happy either. i've only recently become unhappy due to this conversation but that doesn't mean i'm mad all day like your assuming. different strokes for different folks, dude.

>>690120435
Mah nigga, I got the same shitty job, nothing like being spat at by crackheads for barely anove minimum wage. Also in the UK we're armed with nothing but fists and swearwords.

>>690118641
logging is anything but menial. you probably don't even know the difference between a philips and a flat head lol

go on back to your cubicle where its safe

>>690114133
>Shipyard security
>Log people entering and exiting premises
>Guard scrap heap, long hours
>OSHA violations everywhere
>pay is 11.50$
>dock incoming Ferry's via hydraulic ramp
>beyond that: do nothing, get bored easily
you feel like you're losing brain cells when listening to your 50-year-old brain dead burn out co-workers tell you how "life is"

Good thing I'm a college educated individual and that job was only temporary. Moved on and like my current work much better.

>>690127273
indeed we are. no argument here

>>690127603
But you handle those fists and swearwords like a true champi.... dick who stands at a door for a job

>>690127559
Ahh here it comes the ever present
>its all good bro
Stoner vibe. My friend, i understand different strokes and what not, but i also understand that all the stoners are getting high because they are running from something. I used to do it because of low self esteem, i had a roommate who did it because his life was shit and it was the only escape he had. Stoners cloud their minds to the point of not caring, and while you could debate that is happiness, we both know it isnt. So sure man, its all good bbqs forever bruh, but you arent happy. Quit smoking qnd your life will improve, mine did and many others have.

>>690116969
What's the pay like?

>>690127802
Puts food in my kid's mouth so I don't give a single solitary shit, also not my day job, I do town centre security weekdays... which is probably worse.

>>690128280
you can take your advice and shove it, dude. i'm more miserable without weed. quit trying to act like you know everything about weed and stoners when you're just as miserable as everyone else on here is. i appreciate your candor but i never take advice from a faggot on /b/

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>>690119236
>no, nobody steals because that's illegal

Wtf logic is this

Here's an ironic story. I ordered one of those "tile" Keychain gps tracker things. So you don't lose stuff or whatever.

It's delivered by usps. They say, for whatever reason, that it was dropped off at the front desk of my apartment. Never saw that before.

I go ask, front desk kooks at me like I'm stupid and tells me the mailboxes aren't here.

Notify sender. Sender contacts post office. Post office says it was "lost."

>mfw I ordered the tile so I wouldn't lose my stuff
>mfw no one knows where it went

>>690128355
When you put it that way, I can't even talk shit. You win. I yield. plus I originally thought you were a nigger, but how can you be if you're providing for a family

>Be 16
>Father gets me into ship cleaning business
>Sounded like shit at first
>Literally spraying a hose 12 hours a day for $45 an hour
>Lasted for like 4

Job was great, but no longer work there. Now working somewhere with half the pay (Which still isn't bad) Just after earning 45 an hour, 25 seems like bugger all.

my job is so impersonal that I've been hiding in the bathroom for an hour until my shift is over and they haven't even noticed

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>>690128649
>im miserable, so everyone else must be
Lol, enjoy your chemical dependency
>hurr marijuana isnt addictive
Than quit faggot, lol
Enjoy your feels thread m8

>>690116694
wat what? He's saying being a logger is a real man's job. I absolutely agree with him.

>>690128818
Mate I'm offensively fucking white, I own a fucking teapot and everything.

>>690129022
your bait is weak and your shills are even weaker. if anyone ever takes your advice to heart i sincerely hope they consider an hero first. you are literally the cancer.