>>690105629
Blind roll.

>>690105629
rolling

>>690105697
You lucky bitch! I'm just shitting hot dogs. well at least poo won't come out of me.

>>690105629
With the anger power you could go from 5'11 to 6'3

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>>690105629
rolllllllllllllll

>>690105629
show me numberino 4

Rolling for 1 or 7

>>690105629
roll

Pee

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>>690105629
Rolling.

Rollin'

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>>690105629
roll

(also dubs, check them)

>>690105629
rolling for 6

Roll nignig

rtgsdfsdfsdfsdfseefwefwefwefwef

>>690105629
meow

>>690105629
4 is actually fucking good

I want chicken dogs in my bum.

rollz

>>690105629
Rolling for 3, the wings would be huge, but it'd be awesome once I figured out how to sleep.

>>690106688
That seems like such an inconvenience, you'd basically have to spend the rest of your life speaking in negatives.

rolling for a 6 or a 3

R0110

>>690105629
roll

>>690106652
50% chance you predict the right lottery numbers. Any gambling really, you'd be a god in the business world.

tyryrthdgdf

>>690105629
rawling

>>690105629
rollio

>>690107093
You lucky winged freak

Rollo

>>690107308
I already have that power, reroll.

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Rolling for the ability to get stronger every time I'm defeated

rkfjg

Roolol

>>690107661
haha lucky me

>>690106918
Lie on your fucking stomach bruv

>>690107185
That is not entirely true. Predicting the answer to a yes/no question on a 50% reliability means a completely uneducated guess. Think: if you estimate "yes", 50% chance the answer will be yes, and 50% that it will be no. That being said, if you estimations will strictly always be 50% correct, you even ruin your chance in case you would generally have a 50% (uneducated guess) to 100% (factual) answer.

Roll for quads.

>>690105629
1 get

>>690105629
Rollin' for 6

>>690105629
rawlin

am scared

rollin for 6

>>690107185
>>690107828

Going forward with that line of thought, take lottery for example. Let's say you have to guess 5 number out of 90 (actual lottery game)

Two scenarios:
a) lottery is an event
You predict whether numbers x1..x5 win the game. It has 50% accuracy, but as soon as you predict any other combination you'll eventually ruin your chance to win. Still, this is the better scenario, because

b) numbers are distinct events
Whether 1..90 is drawn? 50 percent accuracy on each of those, 0.5^90 accuracy to know the status of ALL numbers, whether they are drawn or not.

Dude, this stinks. I'd go for wings and earn fair money in the circus.

Rolling for hot dog

rolling for 3, 4, or 0

>>690107828

"What are the correct lottery numbers" is not 50/50, "are these lottery numbers correct" is. So if you can predict correct outcome to the first question, you are solid, and to me the phrasing (predict outcome of any event) seems to suggest you can do that.

0, 4 or 5 get.

>>690105629
Rolling for 0 pls

Rollerinho

rollan

>>690105629
Holy shit, anon, 4 is actually a really good power. You can win the lottery in a few tries. In fact, any gambling you do is going to bring you tons of cash.

>>690108624

Excellent. I quit my job and make my earnings betting on things I think are gonna win with long odds.

I already have a super power! Bipolar depression.

Fak

>>690105629
roll

9 get

rowlin

Screaming phantom roll

>>690105629
rOLL

4 get

>>690105629

Rollereenio

>>690106554
Gsteeeggertreddvhhhddhachikiokkokoo

rll

rolling for 4
>I predict the lotto numbers are gonna be

even if it takes me a few tries eventually im gonna strike gold

>>690109194
looks like you already had your superpower

Rolly

Here we go

reroll

>>690109137
Loving it

>>690105629
SUPERPOWAS

>>690105629
Roll

>>690105629
hehe

>>690105629
roolla

AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAah

I will use my powers for justice and my own amusement

How are any of those powers useless?

gimme 7

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>>690105629

>>690105629
okay lets go

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>>690105629
ROU

lolk

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>>690105629
Rolling for making women's tits swell and lactate . . . my kind of superpower. *fapfapfapfap*

>>690105629
Number 8 would be useful, just saying
Love number 2, topkek

Rill

>>690109342
Or predict the winners of 1st division leagues, leicester had an odds of winning of 1 to 10,000. Betting 100 on that would've made you a millionaire.

>>690105629
okay

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>>690105629

Rollz

>>690105629
Rooolling staaaarrt

>>690105629
Roll
Lol

>>690105629
roll

>>690105629
7 get

ass

rolling for 5%

vd

rolling the ball

>>690105629
might as well

>>690105629
kek

Controlling your own thoughts would actually be quite hype.

Gimme dat probability one

>>690105629
Roll

I actually actually lold

ayy

>>690105629
They see me

Rolling for the lose

>>690111777
Double trips senpai

Shittypower 8 is not as useless as you might think, you just have to tell the opposite of what you want.

rellele

Blind roll

I want to scream constantly, might as well get some use out of it

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Roll

>>690111777
I am pleased

>>690111908
Well Its not like they trust me so Im ok with this power

rollz

hellz yea bby!

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Roll

Invisible while screaming? Fuck yeah. Imagine fighting someone and everytime you charge and scream you turn invisble. Pinpointing your precise location by sound is some animu weeb shit, he will never know from where my swing comes.
Controlling your thoughts would be awesome. Just give yourself a mindset that allows you to be hyper successful.

>>690112439
instead, i now shit hotdogs. gg.

>>690105629
roll

rollerinoo

>>690105629
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>690105629
rollarino

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Rollerino

6 get

>>690105629
Here-a we go

Rollimg

rerolL

Cactus

Rollinggg!

ROLL

(KILL ME)

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Roolz

>>690105629
reell

Reroll

>>690105629
I don't think 4 is a shitty superpower.

Roll - also somebody needs to post a cum roll thread

>>690105629
ROLL OUT

>>690105629
halp

>>690105629
>roll
roll baby

7 plz

1 pls

>>690105629
Ayy

>>690105629
rolll em

1,6,7 and 0 are pretty good roll for those

>>690114571
Mmmmm yee

>>690105629
Rolling

>>690105629
Rolling for 2 because i will try to learn hiw to silently scream

roll...

Riproll

Rawlin

>>690105629
Sjdndhshnssknsksns

>>690105629
roll

>>690105629
roll

>>690114972
*edgelord intensifies*

>>690105629
roll

bingbong niggerdong

>>690105629
rollin12312'

Rolling for 0 as I can't control our thoughts all the time

rollerines

>>690105629
Come oooon, flight!

>>690105629
Rolling

Oh god please...

7 seems pretty dope, do want

Rollerino

rell

rerellerino

>>690105629
4 is by far the best option. You could say anything and get what you want as many times as you want.

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Rol

Rollolo.

>>690105629
>1
thats my fetish for fucks sake
>2
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>3
whats wrong with that? youd still be able to fly
>4
yeah okay
>5
definitely wanna get that haircut, dude
>6
yeah okay
>7
that's actually pretty great
>8
lmao
>9
if i could eat them safely, then yes.
>0
idk

lets roll fags

fuck you

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>>690116755
>

give me a good superpow ples

h

Poop

o

>>690105629
rolll

>>690105629
1 could be kind of funny sometimes
2 is complete shit
3 could be pretty fun but comes with heavy drawbacks
4 is completly op
i wouldnt be happy about 5
6 could save your live in some situations - anyway it would make intimidating someone much easyer when your 2,10m
7 could be a massive moneygrab if you pull it up right
8 is complete shit
9 makes your ass permaclean - no need to wipe would be pretty chill
0 would make live so much easyer for me

>>690105629
rolling for 1

>>690105629
Rool

4 is bank gooo

hm i dont get nr 5

the 5% increased size please

Roll J

>>690105629
roll

bring it

>>690105629
Gimme that 0

>>690105629
I really need that 0

Roll S

rolll/

roll T

Rawl

>>690105629
Hi

Rool

shitty justice league here I come

check my 5

rol

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Roll

roller

Rell

>>690105629
rolling son

rollin,g

>>690105629
rolling for 8, all i have to do is say the opposite
her: did you cheat on me?
me: yes
her: thank god you didnt

just not the hotdog one.

>>690105629
rol

>>690105629
fuck it let's do it

>>690105629
Rolling

rollan

>>690105629
FAGAT!

>>690105629
Superbro

>>690119559
Noo reroll

>>690105629
vbcv

>>690105629
super roll

>>690105629
rolllinggg

>>690105629
rolling!

rell

*rolls*

rolle

Cunt

>>690105629
ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>690105629
roll

Some of these are actually pretty ok

>>690105629
Roll for Boob growth

>>690105629
2320251

>>690105629
roll roll roll your boat

>>690105629
None of these r actually terrible

>>690105629
361251

>>690105629
heh

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>>690105629
roll

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>>690105629
some of these are nice. rolling for 3 or 7

>>690105629
Controlled Roll.

>>690105629
fvrdsfbgd

4 get oh god please 4. That is an AMAZING superpower I don't know what you are thinking

>>690120880
A win for sure