>>690087787
dude i live in a tiny ass apartment, she would take up more than half of my bedroom if she didnt fall trought the floor

>>690087787
close door, set house on fire.

>>690087787
wonder how the fuck she managed to fit through the door

>>690087787
Ask how she got up my stairs....

Get ready for the time of my life

>>690087787
Id shoot her, but im not sure if my bullets would be effective.

Run Forrest!!.... RUN!!

>>690087787
kill it with fire

>Family! I found food to last us a year!!!

just do my casual 360 and walk away

>>690087787
Run out the door and hope i can reach escape velocity. Not sure why mercury is in my room.

>>690087787
Probably ask what she was doing there

>>690087787
Puke

>>690087787
Your normies would be helpless in a situation like this.
My weab powers would let me get out alive because Akira taught that you have to shoot exploding flesh monsters with a laser rifle or orbital cannon.
So I'd go to the hardware store and get one of each before entering the room.

Or I could grab 4 other weabs and we could fuse together into a giant robot.

Ask her why I have a boner

>>690088319
>>690088496

why? you could moonwalk away and you'd still have about a 10 minute headstart while she oozes her way into her mobility scooter.

>>690087787
Be sucked in by the Hamplanet's gravitational field.

Orbit her at a speed of 40KM/H

Coat her in my vomit.

Die horribly suspended mid air

>>690087787
is she even able to walk

>>690087787
Under all of that is a poor, normal sized skeleton.

talk her up, ask about her other bigcutie friends that are half her size

>>690087787
Who does she look like she's in the midst of getting up, as if that were even possible. Or is she trying to pose all sexy? Either way, man the harpoons.

Why is she made of vaginas?

>>690088914
>half her size
So you are into 450lb women?

>>690087787
im a bodybuilder, so this is like a dream come true. i would eat for years after i skin this bitch

Turn 360 and walk away

>>690087787
Get the Japs to harpoon it

>>690087787

Have sex

>>690087787
Ask if she'd seen the cats

>>690087787
Id pull my thermal detonator in order to rescue Han Solo

>>690089221
She turned 360 before she hit 14.

>>690087787
i wouldnt see that, the floor would have broken under its weight

>>690089133
sure, if they're proportioned right and they don't look like they have multiple basketball sized tumors hanging off their legs

>>690087787
Man the harpoons

>>690088060
Dude, if you puke she will just thing you brought her something to eat.

>>690088710
But i break eye contact she may be able to lob fat at me and break my legs

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>>690087787
Dive in

Literally.

>>690089382
>sure, if they're proportioned right
450lbs
>proportioned right
I guess I'd bang a 15' tall chick.

>>690088816
She is wearing shoes. No idea how she was able to put them on. Operating blind and out of reach make this task rather difficult

That chair is the work of a talented craftsmen.

>>690089676
>No idea how she was able to put them on.
Her farrier did it retard. You ever see a 1500lb animal put its own shoes on?

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I would lock her in a bathroom, she will have water, a toilet, a shower, and vitamins.

I'll then read up online what the minimum food intake is that a hugely fat person can survive off of and give that amount(like a slice of toast per week maybe?) to her through the window.

After one or more years she will have lost enough weight and may be released into a rural area far from civilization.

>>690087787
Wasn't bothered until I saw all that shit in the background and realized she's a fucking weeb.

>>690087787
Call up my Somali bros to tell them their village ain't gonna starve this year

>>690087787
Find my flensing knife

>>690087787
Name?

Donnnnnnnggggg
>AKIRAAA

>>690089382
>multiple
Lmao so i'm guessing one basketball sized tumor hanging off her leg is okay.

>>690090051
>realized she's a fucking weeb
Are you saying that is cosplay of the Akira flesh monster?

>>690090281
Has to be.

>>690087787

Break out the gramcrackers

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>>690087787
huh. fat flaps are just more places to stick it into if you don't want to breed with this ham planet and are just that desperate enough for a pump and dump.

>Would tap that
>Ass to mouth her
>Blow load on face
>Feel shame
>Who cares I nutted on a fat girl and she's probably going to lick it up for sustenance

>MFW I leave what's presumably her house/apartment

>>690087787
Id hit it. Sexualy. Its got a vag and a heartbeat (for now) so its good to go

>>690087787
Kill it and sell the blubber to Eskimos

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>>690090197
ye dawg,
now this is a girl i could get behind

>>690087787
fuck her right in the armpit :p

>>690087787
22, m, virgin here.

I'd make my way to the door.

>>690087787
Ray, what did you do?!

>>690087787
Torture it with fire
>It's not like it can run away

>>690090507
>Its got a vag
Prepare for a six month expedition until you find it. Don't forgot to set up depots for the way back.

>>690087787
honestly I'd still play with the belly.
its the legs that put me off

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>>690087787
Well I guess I'm married to it now. Not going to manage getting that thing through the door, let alone out of my house.

Call the ghost busters.... Stay puff is on the loose again!!

>>690090507
>Its got a vag
You can't prove that and no one is going to loan you bathysphere to try to prove it.

>roll her onto a nonflammable material
>get a couple of wet towels
>set her on fire
>enjoy slow burning warmth
>douse with towels before i go to bed
>free heating for the month
save hundreds each quarter on your gas bill!

Kill cow, hang in shed for long winter. Comrades will be pleased with my catch

>>690087787
Figure out where i'm even supposed to stick it in and then rent a crane

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>>690087787

ask her for a blowjob. you just know that she'll swallow.

>>690090795
Don't cross the streams!

>>690088491
It's 180 bro

Promise to pay back the money I owe if it lets me and Chewie go

>>690091254
Git gud

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>>690087787

>>690091254
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr0tTbTbmVA

>>690091254
>being this new

>>690087787
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTpwIZ3BQaY

>>690091195
>you just know that she'll swallow
But before she'll chew the meat

Start hitting it with a baseball bat until the flesh is pliable enough to shove out the door.

Kill it and render it down for the fat
Make soap