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>>690073327

>>690073437
oh god..

>>690073437
kek

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Bg9OTg7Uqs

>>690073124
bumpiringo

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>>690073437

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>>690073124

i don't see what the problem is
i would fuck him silly

>>690075031
fagget

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>>690073437
We have lift off. Sides are in orbit

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>>690075191

did you figure that out all by yourself?

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>>690075347
i actually got help

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>>690075841

>>690073124
Olly?

>>690076212
holy fuck my sides

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>>690074889
> garlic bread
top zozzle

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>>690076308

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>>690076308

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grTGcLR_4Zg

>>690076477
Where's the cringe?

>>690076518
oh oh, i felt... I LOVE IT

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>>690076549
you

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>>690076736

holy shit

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>>690076736
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z8A85cl5w3s

>>690076936
"Aw man, I got rejected from ANOTHER job?"

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>>690076695

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>>690073437
Ow

>>690073437
>I think we've got alot to talk about ;)
> talk about ;)
> talk

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>>690077043
Ok I keked

>>690076477
Nigga, then why are you rocking a hardcore Amish beard?

>>690077222
Trips confirms he should be in fbi watch

>>690076936
Dude can suck 3 dicks at the same time now.

>>690077043
Lost

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>>690077564
is that english?

>>690076208
launching a new beta, I see

>>690076549
The beard mostly

>>690073124
lmao I know this faggot!!

>>690076936
I don't think I've ever wanted to hit a person this much.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i31tVWLKIOI

I tie a rubber band around my balls. Love the feeling. Am I beta?

>>690076308
I don't think this is good for plants

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>>690078083
mfw i thought it was a guy. mfw I couldn't make it through the whole thing

>>690078113
Do you have a cock cage too?

>>690078118
Depends, those earthy cunts are usually vegan so it's probably pretty good for the plants but real girl menstruation couldn't work because they consume meat.

>>690078083
>you 500-600 lbs motherfucker

So he weighs at least 400 lbs.

Dear god.

>>690078268
No. I want to wear one but IDK if you can tell if someone is wearing them by looking at them.

>>690076016
>looking through his phone
Bitch.

>>690076936
>>690078062
>>690077194

insert lit cigarette
run away

>>690078118
bad for the plants she will fucking fry its roots with all the nitrogen in that water

>>690075417
goo dot gl slash XC716g
Nice try faggot.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXhJC_Ko7hA
>You're turning my software.... to HARDWARE!

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>>690077222

>>690076405
newfag

>>690074489
>sluts and/or whores

>>690076736
Fake and gay

>>690078875
>grrrr

Oh god. I can't go on.

>>690077795
poz=HIV positive
neg=HIV negative
A homosexual man enjoys being buttfucked by men with HIV and is asking for advice.

>>690078870
I ain't clickin that shit nigga!.jpg

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Goddamn I hope this is fake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5-IhdMATnM

did I stumble upon a faces of /b/ thread?

>>690076936
This one always gets me. So fucking retarded. You can tell by the look in his eyes that not much interesting is going on in that brain, as if the holes and mutilation wasn't enough. What a dull, sad human being.

>>690076208
oh wow that guy wants to permanently announce unconditional love for his kids, what a beta!

oh geeze and he's getting a tattoo related to his profession, such cringe!

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Dubs chooses what I say

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>>690079753
Yep, this is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIDPovVHVWk

>>690079281
If you put it into goo dot gl it'll show you where the link goes, there's also other sites which will show you where the lnk goes
goo dot gl slash M3tMG1
check short url dot com

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>>690073437
My sides have achieved orbit

>>690079860
fuck ignore that

>>690078083
Gonna get some spanks and make big cums!

>>690077758
he looks like a mouthbreather who put's lip balm on all the time

>>690075031
>fuck him silly
I think silly would probably be the only way...

>>690076477
i swear to god i thought it said this is my face of autism

>>690076308
Holy fuck I thought that was raspberry tea or some shit, good fucking christ

>>690076283
> becoming a teacher for all the right reasons

>>690079911
Dubs have spoken

>>690079878
>1.2 gigahertz
>£600

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>>690077584
*neckbeard

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>>690077420

>>690076736
Whoa....

>>690077758
OMNG OMG OMG call this guy right now. Tell him he sounds like a faggot and he will flip shit. 6787800070

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>>690078344
>being this retarded

>>690080523
opposite of cringe.
this belongs in /alpha

>>690079878
you're jayden smith? can I get an autographed timestamp?!

>>690077795
What is this, a gif for ants?

>>690073407
kkekekekekekk

>>690079983
>put's

>>690075957
when you think those hooters girls are hot and then you look at their fucking troll doll faces

>>690079911
the irony lol

>>690080742
ikr he's practically fucking her with that hand finger contact.

>>690080755
if you can find a bigger one, please post it

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>>690077483
She eats ice cream when she's having a bad day, but that doesn't imply she's having a bad day every time she eats ice cream.

>>690078471
>she

>>690073124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McVZ63bBA4c

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>>690077042
Cringed really hard

>>690073327
She misspelled "fucking walking tumor"

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>>690081174
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qu4qL-aKJD8

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>>690080876

>>690074889
little fuzzy bunny milk monkey

>>690076208
>HTML
Jesus Christ if you're gonna get a tattoo of some code at least get a tattoo of a good language

>>690076709
kek

>>690081446
kek

>>690077662
I doubt he had trouble before.

>>690076308
I thought it was tea
>Bathe your plant in the boiled remains of his brethren
But jesus fuck! Plants aren't Edward cunnilingus and they don't want your nasty cherry juice

>>690080249
i thought the same this is disgusting poor fucking plant

>>690081174
So...she admits to basically murdering her mother...does she get arrested? Nope. Why? Cause she's white.

>>690081174
what a dumb bitch. now i remember why i hate tumblr

>>690076016
>for a friends number
Whore

>>690076736
I call fakefag

>>690076208
His whitespace is a little odd, but the code is otherwise good, the tattoo isn't fucked up, and the dude has three kids, (which means he fucked a girl at least three times more than you) and it's not written in Java.

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>>690081371
Quality trolling here

>>690081803
>inb4 'like C'
If you're a webdev, you have to work with HTML. There is no alternative other than bloat languages that compile to HTML.

>>690082041
no because she is female you moron

>>690077042
That image is one of the best oxymorons I have ever seen

>>690077043
kek

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>>690073437

>>690074889
No cringe here, that's hilarious.

>>690078165
>pos men have all but dried up
Think they fucking died maybe?

>>690081174
how is she not in prison? someone from her country inform the authorities.

>>690079835
the cringe is the absolutely disgusting language not that he did it

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>>690077795
>>690080755
>>690081011

>>690077222
this cannot be real

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>>690081172

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>>690076212

>>690081174
squirrrelygirly.tumblr.com/ask

>>690077570
>I choked on deez
>Nuts
Best ending

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>>690076695

>>690081803
>"language"

>>690077564
tgdr

>>690081172
>but that doesn't imply she's having a bad day every time she eats ice cream.
It absolutely implies that, but it isn't a guarantee due to the way she phrases the conditional.

>2016
>Unironically trying to look smart on the internet without knowing what 'imply' means

>>690082921
You'd have to read it to know it's gay, anon.

>>690082567
Does it salt you that web devs are in higher demand than systems programmers?

>>690076549
That next-level neckbeard.

>>690083179
no absolutely not html just looks like absolute garbage that´s all

>>690078235
nice dubs /b/ro

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>>690080714

>>690076936
wouldnt he just be constantly drooling or something

>>690082326
I don't have a problem with HTML I just think it isnt one of the best languages and I fucking hate C, C#, and C++ they are all overrated and shit
Use python or even ruby

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>>690078875
i want to find who made this poster and force ground meat in their every orifice. then yell at them for eating meat.

>>690083817
>Use python or even ruby
>even ruby
Ruby is useless OOP focused language for feminists and children.
Why would you ask for someone to put a scripting language on their arm though?

>>690083887
No one cares, edgelord.

>>690073124
Nothing cringe about that, kiddo. You'll understand when you're older.

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>>690076308
>Mfw it's a fake plant

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>>690078165
>tfw you live in NW Ohio
I fucking hate this place

>>690083142
i only read the beginning, didn't want to make big cums at the table with my mom here

>>690078875
Yea we have a right to hunt and kill lesser beings for our own personal gain

>>690084079
Because reasons
There are no good languages anymore they all became splits and mashes of each other and none of them make sense to me anymore

>>690077222
take it easy Hot Shot

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>>690081946
nooooo

>>690082563
It's fake

>>690084159
neat

>>690082620
Find him on facebook.

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>>690076518

>>690078875
I... I can't.

>>690084484
>Because reasons
Nice reddit meme.
>There are no good langues anymore.
Did you just learn a few scripting langs and start thinking you're a master programmer or something?

Fortran still exists.
Prolog still exists.
LISP still exists.

The good languages are still here, and people still use them. Good new languages are being made every other week.

They don't make sense to you because you're not fit to be using them, hence why you prefer langauges like Python and Ruby.

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>>690078083
>Call this crazy bitch a fat whale
>She steps our of truck with a solid metal pipe
>Hastily outwalk her

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>>690081946
Good god

>>690074889

heck

>>690085458
>They forgot to blur the dad's name.

>>690085458
good parenting technique 10/10

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>>690085572

>>690078875
so...your saying its not ok to face fuck a fish then... or do i need its consent first?

>>690085458
>hey robert, who's the hottie?

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>>690076695
I am all organic but that is FUCKING disgusting!

>>690081946
Shouldn't he have thrown a "going in" party rather than a "coming out" one?

>>690077840
wp

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>>690077180
He's quoting pain from naruto, I call fake no one is this autistic.

>>690080884
Who looks at their faces

>>690085458
Is that Pittsburgh Dad? P sure this one might be staged.

>>690075957
Fucking ugly herd of women.

>>690076936
How does it eat?

>>690081803
>like logo

>>690080884
Holy fuck i literally did not see their faces until you pointed them out.

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>>690085882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RveDUcM0Gk

>>690086992
A penis pushes the food into the hole, afterwards the pusher shoots his banana juice to aid in digestion.

>>690077662
>>690081997
Top kek

>>690081371

>"That will really bring out the glue"

>>690080161
what's the difference?

>>690079911
Thank you.

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>>690076736
That is a heavy case of autism right there...

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>>690076308
This could actually work because blood contains iron, and it's a micronutrient of some plants.

>>690081371
So, you fall for it didn't you?

>>690085458
Excelent parenting.

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>>690081174
I thought this was cringe? Not rage

>>690084291
Hey bud, you want to get together and jack it with another bud?
Bud.

>>690088162
OH DEAR GOD OWADKHDFAKBF

>>690076549
If not the neckbeard and edgelord "hurr durr religion is bad muh Reddit" opinion, probably the fact the he has absolutely no fluidity of language yet insists on proving he's smarter than you by forcing words like quagmire and clergymen into his message.

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>>690076308
>Dontwastethewater

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>>690088162

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>>690088162
Wtf

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>>690083817
> comparing families of compiled languages augmented for different purposes (you can burn ANSI-C onto a chip, but if you're writing a LAN network service for a Windows domain you might as well kill yourself, therefore C#), to interpreted scripting languages, to document conventions (XML/HTML) in the same breath as if they are the same thing

i shiggy fuckin diggy my niggy, pls

>>690077420
Deserves an Oscar.

>>690076111
This niglet said "wink emoticon" lol

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>>690083728
This is the real cringe

>>690078496
nigga he's sending other dudes pics of him in fucking diapers

/r/ing the guy, who writes something like "thanks for add, I felt bad for masturbating to someone I didn't know"

Always makes me lol

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>>690088162

>>690076016
>I was looking through his image gallery for a friend's number
lol

>>690090969
While that is bad, it doesn't change the fact she had to invade his privacy to find out.

How do you go from looking for a number to looking through his pictures?

>>690083179
>>690082567
>>690079835
>>690076208

way to be cringier than the cringe. thats hard to do.

>>690076736
this kind are all fake man

>>690084291
Central Ohio here. I'm betting you're in a better place than I am.

>>690090623
> mastering the blockchain

damn pretty jelly tbh fam

>>690075957
The girl in the right is no one.

>>690091380
>an imagination that runs wild, monsters and people, Chaos and anime
>Chaos and anime
>anime

>>690092163
Post cringe not alpha

>>690073124
Just your average American male

>>690073124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_2YscFJuQA

https docs google com /document/ d/1xKav6ER LMBWA72bonq mtuHJn3tk E4DZWEP FHPfE-pVQ/ edit?us p=sharing
Fresh off the grill.