Cocaine and hookers

blow n' hos

I'd purchase hookers and cocaine and make the hookers use the cocaine and watch them do dumb stuff for my enjoyment. Then when I'm bored with them I'll get in my attack helicopter and mow them down.

Buy a pretty big house and live my entire life without working a day of it.

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I'd spend a million for these two to blow me.

Dress like a hobo, find a nice cardboard box, put rest of money in bank.

Only use it for food and getting slutty bitches to blow me ^.^

>>690067547
I would start bribing people to push my own personal agenda and start shaping the world to how I want it, all with the power of money.

>>690067547
escorts and rich man's aspirin

no hookers, just blow

immerse myself in the cocaine

die

>>690067547
A GTX 1080 in Australia

>>690067547
>Buy a shit ton of cars
>become next jay Leno with cars
>buy mansion
>fuck hoes
>travel the world in a car
>go rock climbing everywhere that I travel to

>>690067547
An island, a weekly food delivery line, video games and heroin all day until I die

>>690067547
I'd buy an island in the pacific (yea I know) and convert it into an artificial island resort through concrete and steel.

I'd definitly give my whole family (those who deserve it in my opinion) around 10 Million, my friends, make sure that they all get a big house, a nice car and that all their debts are paid.
Then I'd build my own house, probably somewhere in a nice quiet place, get a nice car and yeah. That's probably it. Then just straight up chill your life or start making business by creating your own company.

I would level the Alps and make a 6 lane road. Fuck mountains.

>>690067547
Apple stocks

Just to make all of you mad

-buy one of those lewd mousepads
-make some life-sized gummie slime girls (in different flavors)
-a good laptop and a apartment and the fastest internet money can buy
-order pizza to my place everyday
-learn to draw
-learn to play a piano (and buy 1)
-get a custom mattress that exactly fills my bedroom to the walls and a hundred pillows to go with it for max comfy

-save the rest and live off the interest

>>690067547
Two chicks at the same time man

>>690067547
If i have to spend it all on one thing: Some CS:GO items. Sell them all. Keep the money for other things.

>>690068183
fag

>>690067547
>buy land
>build Huge wall around it
>build comfy house in the middle
>equip the house with the best technology
>never see another human in my entire life

>>690068377
I can live with that.

I'd buy Hillary Clinton

>>690068000
careful there, you dont want to spend it all

Student loans. Then I might have enough left for a pack of gum

ads on 4chan

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I would buy another trillion dollars

>>690068425
This..

And cars. Lots of cars...

>>690067547
if you want to have an actual thread dont inb4 60% of the answers

Cocaine and hookers pl

>>690067547

>cars
>house
>my own car racing circuit

I like trains.

I'd buy Canada

>>690067547

I would buy my own private island and make it completely self sufficient with a Water desalinization plant, wind turbines, solar power, and create an artificial barrier reef to protect against the rising sea levels.
Then I would spend a Billion dollars to get Bernie Sander elected and another billion to bribe officials to get Julian Asange to my island, and another billion to hire a private army and bribe officials to get Chelsea Manning out of prison and bring her to my island..

>>690067547
buy myself into a rich mans club on an island somewhere where they all come together to hunt people they've kidnapped.

>>690067547
A little girl, some ropes and a belt

Books and socks

my own whore house and my own cocaine farm

>>690068686
ayy lmao

>>690067547

I would buy a season pass to Disney Land.
The expensive ones that let you cut all the lines.

>>690067547

>Buy two tall towers
>Insurance for both
>Melt some steel beams, here and there
>Buy two large planes
>execute crash.exe
>?????9/11???????
>Profit

>>690067547
>BUY 4CHAN
>RE-EMPLOY SNACKS
>MAKE /b/ GREAT AGAIN
>...
>PROFIT ??

I'd buy 4chan and ban every person who posts bait, posts in a trap thread, posts in a waifu claim thread, posts in a fb fap thread, posts in a 'fap game' thread, posts in 'bbc/big dick are superior', posts that involve the harm of animals and the people who post in drug threads

>>690067547
I would spend at least a billion to fuck Ivanka Trump. She might be rich but sh isn't rich enough to turn down a billion dollars for one night of the old in and out

>>690068661
Private islands are WAYYY cheaper than that, i know because my uncle has one, he isn't even a super star or millionaire or shit.
It cost him about 900k i think, which is cheap as hell considering some condos in NY are way more expensive than that.

I'd buy a shittier appartment, shitty car and then i would act poor and then just fuck shit up.

>>690068909
What's left?

>>690068814
Acceptable

>>690068874
Make /b/ great again

>>690068909
Cancer

>>690069088
KEK

>>690068909

I am pretty sure you 4chan isn't worth even 12k.

>give back to family etc before I fuck off
>buy rv, buy land in Rocky mountains
>live on that land by myself
>learn how to grow the dankest
>live there in solidarity and happiness

>>690069075
Not a millionaire but has a $900k island?

>>690068909
Fuck both Trump and Hillary, i want you to be my president.

>>690067547
I would buy some big island, create absolute monarchy and become king. Then I would allow slavery, catch some niggers illegaly trying to get to the Europe and let them built me a castle.

>>690067547
Fund a fuck tonne of Infrastructure projects for Australia so I can have lag-free internet.

Hookers and blow with the last $1,000,000,000

I'd buy a FUCKTON of land in south america.

For real, A FUCKTON.

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I would finally become the world's first super villain and be able to fund my criminal organization as I declare war on the world from my secret lair in a volcano.

>>690067547
I would start an intentionally horrible restaurant chain

>buy 4chan
>ban OP
>fag

>>690069412
Good choice.

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I'd build something like Groznij Grad.

>>690067547
Guns. I'd buy the most ridiculous and outlandish firearms I could find. And buy a lot of them.

But other than that, a half decent house, a new car, then just live off the interest my money will make, and make sure my kids get me a big tittied nurse/hooker to take care of me when I'm dying. They put me in a home they ain't getting shit.

>>690069405
I'd do that too. Just lul at people bitching and complaining.

>>690069405
Name each franchise differently and make them seemingly unconnected, then get Gordon Ramsey to keep going to each one for Kitchen Nightmares. Make it intentionally whacky as fuck.

>>690067547
build first luxury fortress home on the dark side of the moon

>>690067547
build a medieval style castle on the slopes of caucasus, buy a lot of land below it by the river terek, start large scale organic agriculture on it and pretend it's the 6th century

>>690067547
boats and hoes

>>690067547
I would save 500 million for myself.
give away 500 billion to charities straightaway.
take 1 trillion and start a scholarship foundation that simultaneously advocates that American Universities should be state subsidized and much more affordable.
take 500 billion to fund microloan nonprofit for working class worldwide.
take 500 billion to buy up everything except hunting rifles and shotguns in the US and destroy them.
take remaining 400 billion, 500 million and augment and improve the US's current drug counseling and addiciton help centers.

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>>690069708
>"first"

lol

>>690067547
Clean, huuuuuuuuuuge human eradication devices and processes

Fuck everyone else, only my kith and kin deserve to survive

t. Victor Rothschild

Buy the sun

Tax the shit out of everyone for using


>Inb4 "kek you can't buy the sun" or "you'd die if you go there lol"

I'd obviously go at night, fuckers.

>>690069809
oops I overshot by 500 billion. here come the flames

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>>690069985
I do, it's my wet dream

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>>690070260
enjoy your country getting rekt by people who actually have real weapons

>>690067547
I would pay niggers to fight each other

I would give a small portion of it to every person above the age of 20. It would be doled out in fractions by the inverse proportion of each person's yearly income.

A trillion dollars? Having about 4 billion adults on the planet, that would be an average of $250 per person.

Just don't spend it on coffee

>>690070437
Best one yet!

id like new shoelaces.

Invest everything in bitcoins and elon musk

>>690070626
If you took just Jacob Rothschild's personal net worth that's $37,500 per adult

That's one hell of a contract.

I'd say winner takes a trillion for themselves, redistribute the rest... you could not spend that much

He's at the Bilderberg Group meeting right now, someone go for it

i'd buy 4chan and ban you all :^)

Buy myself a house, pay my girlfriend's car off, move her in, buy myself my dream car, get my current car fixed, help out my closest friends financially, build myself a new PC. I'd probably donate some money to some charity but only if the money will actually go to anything.

>>690069239
Well he had exactly 1 million before he bought the 900k Island

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>>690067547

Anything honestly. It's a trillion fucking dollars. You practically control almost everything at that point.

I would spend part of it in a huge legal battle to wipe 4chan off the face of the Earth.

The rest I would probably spend on Doritos and Mountain Dew.

>>690067547
i would buy a yacht big enough to live on forever and leave the USA, and live in the oceans around the world at the coolest spots

>>690073066
you realize you could probably just buy 4chan for like 10 mil and delete it. It would cost you 1/10 of 1 percent of your money.

>>690067547
I'd buy two islands, one for my home and one for my suicide business. I'd offer safe and secure suicide and would kill them on the island. Then buy a house for me and another for my mom. The rest leave buried on island like the money pit

>>690067547
I'd spend it all for one night with your mom OP.

>>690074188
>10 mil

lol not even close, moot was literally giving it away and nobody wanted it.
4chan doesn't really cost much, considering almost everyone uses adblock and it only has 2 ads, also, no corp wants to be affiliated with 4chum so...

>>690074188
> deleting anonymous
>deleting all the hackers

Buddy, you got another thing coming

>>690067547
I would buy MRI machines and other equipment for hospitals that don't have them.

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>>690067547
live in merica- I would give it to Clinton to help defeat Mr.T

>>690074966
How Nobel

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>>690067547
prostitutes and heroine

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Pay for the wall our Savior needs to build

>>690067547
Liquor and whores

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>>690076637

I'd renovate auswitch and make it fully operational again

>>6900>>690069380
kek nice anon

>>690067547
I'd buy an island and live in my own paradise.

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>>690067547

i would travel the world with my gf, spending most of my time with rocks and nature..

discovering all the beautiful beaches and new cultures around the world.

in between i would love to make some more people happy and become friends.. and so on.. so pretty boring plans i think

use 1 trillion to buy sandwich in 1 day.let see how many sandwiches we can buy.

Buy a house, quit my job, and write open source software until I die.

with u