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ITT: Relationship Red Flags

Here, I'll start
>She keeps asking you to spank her and call her a whore while you fuck her dogie style.
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>>690063269
Why is that a red flag?
>gr8 b8 m8
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>>690063380
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Being married
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>>690063269
Dude, that is the sign of a healthy relationship.
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>>690063495
All girls love being dominated completely during sex. Many of them never had a good dom or are in denial.
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pussy smells like fish
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>>690063269

>They have a vagina

>Considering a relationship at all in this day and age because the world is fucked

Getting sex is great, but relationships scare the fuck out of me because how fucked up women can be.
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>>690063495
I actually don't get why that would be a red flag?
Is it because getting fucked roughly is a sign of a crazy chick?
Some of the really normal ones are into it for a sense of excitement, and others just like rougher things or get off from a bit of pain.

That being said, spanking is still probably one of the tamest kinks out there.
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>all of her friends are guys
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Wtf. Me and my gf have been together for 10 years. We are super stable. Own a house, a truck and a dog. I slap her and call her a whore in bed all the time. She loves that shit. She call's me daddy and tells me to use her.

You are a dumbaas if you don't want a good submissive gf in bed
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>>690064032
You can't make a ho a housewife. If she likes to be called a whore, she is one.
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>>690063894
Not all girls, my ex was a domme who couldn't stand bottoming or any kind of submissiveness.

She'd indulge me sometimes when I wanted to try, but it really wasn't her thing.
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>>690063269
>red flag
>not knowing when a woman knows her place
You just want to be cucked out.
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>>690064171
Virgin
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>>690063380
>>690063655
>>690063894
>>690064032

Tits or get the fuck out, whore
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>>690064171
Lots of timid girls love to be dominated and used in bed
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>>690064171
Yeah, but fuck her right and keep her satisfied and she's your personal whore.
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>>690064252
legbeard
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>>690063269
>if she isn't a nun or a 50's lady, she's no good.
wizard detected.
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>>690064354
And that one month you can't fuck her right because of a car accident?
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>>690064347
True. Most girls aren't relationship material.
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>>690064145
>2 years in with virgin gf
>she loves being called a my whore and sextoy
>She's way too much into me for it to be even healthy

She's not my first but I can confirm your point
It's their thing. You can't help what you get off to
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>>690064465
This. The problem with whores is that their faithfulness to you is conditional.
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>>690063269
>Virgin loner starts thread.
>redflag's from kissless neckbeard
>non betas try explaining
>virgins defend and samefag

Great thread anon!
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>>690064145
>>690064555
>>690064683

Stop samefagging.
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>>690064683
why would you defend women on this website?
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>>690064301
Fuck you, brah. I'm not a chick.

It's just natural for women to want to be dominated in bed. This is where young dudes have to learn the dynamic of sex.

Women will tell you (a) you should never hit a woman, (b) you should treat them with respect, (c) they want to be treated as equals.

All that is bullshit. I have yet to fuck a woman who didn't like having me kiss her, wrap my hand around the hair at the back of her head, and gently but firmly pull her down to suck my cock. Once there, I make them look up at me - another sign of dominance.

Pull their hair up, flip them over and fuck them from behind. Slapping their ass, fishhooking, choking, all the male dominant things that in their non-sexual life they would scream about.

You treat a woman like she is your Queen when you are out in the world, and then treat her like she is your whore in the bedroom, and you sir, will have a happy relationship.
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>>690064742
I'm not going to provide evidence because it can be done in only two years with paint.
But my trips are literally my first post in this thread.
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>>690064683
Tits or get the fuck out
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>won't do anal
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When she can take all 8 inches of you and not flinch
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>>690064465
Well that's oddly specific.
Dude, being into freaky stuff is no big deal and lots of girls are into it.

But that being said if that's not what you're comfortable with doing in the bedroom then don't do it, no one is saying that you have to.
Any girl would probably be understanding, knowing that not everyone is into that kind of thing. I just hope you know that it's a common thing for women to want to do kinky things, or be dominated during sex.
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>>690064204
wouldnt take that past a one night stand.
>worthless dom. women are worthless
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>>690064825
I pity you. You're destined to be cheated on.

Every single time you find a girl who's actually wife material, you'll corrupt her and turn her into a degenerate.

One of these days you're going to grow up and realize that you don't corrupt the good ones and fuck the bad ones when your good one isn't looking.
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>>690064973
>lots of girls are into it.

Right. Feminism has caused women to become commitment incompatible.
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>>690064204
This is wife material right here.
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>>690064996
I don't know man. It works if your both submissive and attracted to women.

Not going to lie though, dommes are ruthless and cruel, even more so then doms. It's weird how good they are of breaking you down completely and making you feel absolutely worthless, yet give the best and most affectionate aftercare.
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>>690064973
>Well that's oddly specific.
Not really. It could be anything, really. The point is that you yourself are establishing that her loyalty is contingent upon you being able to provide a service to her and the moment you can't provide that service for whatever reason, she'll fuck someone else. It should be the other way around.

You have the mentality of a woman.
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>>690064395
>Can't call her a whore
>must be a nun
Gtfo summerfag or dumb cunt
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>>690065701
You can not actually be this thick.
I'm calling b8 right now.
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>>690063269
My red flags.

>hates other women ("I'm not like other girls")/only has male freinds
There's always something "off" about girls like this.
>self diagnosed blank
>talks about mental illnesses every chance they get/on social media
>"bad bitches"
>watches multiple tv shows like big brother/the bachelor
>won't try new things
>teenagers

I know a lot of people are into teens on this board, but they are actually complete fucking idiots.
Especially the precocious/"I'm an old soul" ones who are better/diffdrent then other teenagers.
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>>690066845
Different *
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ladies and gentlemen, let me introduce: my ex!
-is 20y old (not a flag on its own)
-is very dominant (outside of bedroom)
-had a heartattack at 14, drugs related
-abortion at 17
-has had literally 100's of sex partners
-4 serious relationships so far, moved in with ALL of them after a week of the relationship

i dare you to top this
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ITT: One fat cow gets defensive because she is a whore and she likes to be spanked and she doesn't want to accept the fact that automatically makes her poor relationship material.
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Her ex is named Tyrone
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>>690065996
>but fuck her right and keep her satisfied and she's your personal whore.
>but if you temporarily can't fuck her right and can't keep her satisfied for whatever reason, she'll revert to being a normal whore.
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>>690066937
> had a heartattack at 14, drugs related
> abortion at 17
> has had literally 100's of sex partners
average murican woman
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>>690063269
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>>690066937
>>690067305
to further clarify: dutch woman
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She's under 20 and she owns an enema bag kit.
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I can't believe everyone's buying this obvious bait
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She's flabby. Even if she's skinny, if she doesn't have a toned body, she'll get fat eventually.
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>>690067446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlvMAS_20K4
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>>690064354
theres no such thing as personal whore
a whore is somebody who fucks many
and many of you idiots dont realize this
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>>690067446
this is ironic because sean is wearing a hairpiece in that picture you fucktard
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>>690063269
Don't be so suburban, you virgin neckbeard.
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>>690067608
It isn't bait. I happen to agree with Op.
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>>690067655
A whore is a woman who is able to trick each man she fucks into believing that he's special.
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>>690067670
stop samefagging. You're the only one in this thread who has a problem with what Op said.
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>>690065048
Your anime pillows will never leave you, so don't worry, you're safe.
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>>690064032
Yeah, there are a lots of crazy chicks who shouldn't been existing by now, we need to genetically filter these kinds of women out.
After a while all that "being a bitch is good" craze and all the other liber bullshit would die out and we would live in a rather peaceful world.
Same goes for men who can only fuck violently while slapping around their women, They should be also filtered out.

These people are the product of the fault of humanity, also are liberalism and all the other pop culture bullshit is the product of the faults and wrongdoings of humanity.

Actually people like this should be killed or deported
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>>690063655
>>690063894
>>690064032
>>690064145
>>690064252
>>690064683
>>690064395
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the only red flags you need to worry about are silence and awkward explanations for simple questions
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>>690068416
lol, this.
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I don't get you guys
Submissive women are disgusting, also men, submissive people are disgusting in general .
I want my woman to be proud and strong, who can get her shit done, also to be ethusiastic in bed. These kind of women makes strong children.
But that doesn't mean that I'M submissive or something like that because I really hate if anyone tries to influence me or something.
I don't even know why people has to choose between sub or dom, its not like we live in a violent enviroment.
Be kind to your woman, and also your woman should be kind to you. And dominate everyone else outside. That's how it should work
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>>690064837
Because you're same fagging and you got called out for it. Upset much?
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>>690064032
>I actually don't get why that would be a red flag?
You're either a fat feminist or an edgy teenager. If your girlfriend likes being called a whore, that's a major red flag.

If your girlfriend likes being spanked while being called a whore, you're an idiot.
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>>690068739
I also add this
"And dominate everyone else outside" - family is an exception
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>>690065048
Cry more faggot
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>>690068082
To be honest, violence and sex have been two things that been a thing for a very long time as well as rough sex.
Violence itself can be an aphrodisiac to both sexes, why do you think guys want to fuck after a fight and girls get turned on by watching their partners fight.
This shit is so primitive and primal in nature, it's probably ingrained into most humans at this point.

You sound like the type of douche to blame women for getting raped for wearing clothes that are too revealing.
Is the only acceptable way to have both sex and violence combined is when it's non-consensual or something?
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>>690064032
>neurosis
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>>690064059
One of the biggest red flags of them all.
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a lot of resentful virgins up in this bitch
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>>690068867
You're so fucking retarded it hurts, time to go get some sun shine honey.
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>>690069029
don't cut yourself on your nunchuck collection
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>>690069177
I think violence in general is wrong.
But thats not the main problem, the main problem is that people cant control themselves
And people be like "thats human nature, therefore its ok"
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When your daughter says "stop daddy"
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>>690069394
>honey
Only fagots and fat women end sentences with this word.
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>>690063269
>Girls who are always sick, injured, or have some kind of "illness" all the time.

It's variation on the attention whore, or she is just chronically unhealthy or unfit... and I don't mean like a real diagnosed issue or handicap.
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>>690069479
Don't scrape up your knuckles dragging them on the ground there m8.
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>>690069645
That person wasn't me, but I do think you're either retarded or a possibly a girl who's huge fucking prude.
Tits or gtfo, honey.
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>>690069645
>>690069479
Butt hurt same fag
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>>690063894
Girls are bipolar they want you Dom then sub then making love to them then fuck them like a retard autistic
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>>690065048
If you have a good relationship you dont need to get side strange dumbass
I took my virgin girlfriend from a young age (13) and trained her to be my personal fuck toy
10 years later and I've created my own perfect blow job on command "whore"
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>>690063990
Not always only had two out of like 12 in the past year who had fish smelling pussy
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Can't believe nobody has said unnatural hair color
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>>690063269
threads like this totally represent everybody's position.

my gf liked it conservative.
now she does what i like and i do what she likes.
that way we both enjoy sex and our life together.

is this so hard to comprehend to you children? has anyone even had a relationship for more than a couple of years? are most of you even +20?
dear god, kids. dear god.
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>>690064145
this guy.
+1
don't listen to the rest here. it's fucking /b/. they're just shitposting. bait thread anyways.
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>>690069486
I'll agree with you in the fact that most violence, as long a history that humans have with it, is wrong.
But there shouldn't be anything wrong with two consenting adults using it in the bedroom if both parties are willing.
The same goes for two friends or siblings blowing off steam, or working through and getting into a fistfight.

but if you don't want to have sex with someone who like being hit, then don't, no one is forcing you.
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>>690067482
Average western culture woman
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>>690070481
I can't believe that anyone would believe that anyone would believe that.
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>>690070800
You only date Asian girls right?
>or at least you would, if any of them would talk to you
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>>690063269
real red flag
>she gives you a rimjob on your first time
>also anal for the first time
>wants to peg you
>tells you she wants a nigger to fuck her while you lick her pussy and his balls
>wants you to merge your bank accounts
>wants a car from you
>never takes you to her parents
>lies to you
>was in a psychiatry
>has eating disorder
>takes drugs
>is rude to your friends
>doesn't want you to spend time with your friends
>never wants to have sex with you
>had a black bf before
>wears slutty outfits
>if she's stupid (might seem great at first, but gets boring pretty quickly)
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>>690064145
You remind me of a couple I know. Is your truck an early f150 lightning?
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>>690070610
10 years and counting nigger
Come at me bro
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>>690071234
When would a stupid gf ever seem great?
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>>690063269
>pussy smells like fish
This is the smell of other Chad's semen in them
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>>690070920
I cant believe that my relationship is so good that people cant believe its real
>whats it like to be in shitty normie relationships?
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>>690071234
>stupid
Why would you date a stupid girl?
Total waste of time
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>>690070536
thread got derailed by a 13 year old.
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>>690071409
who the fuck are you?
what i meant is the OP is a piece of shit and clearly doesn't know what to do with a female at all.
if she's into spanking it's fine. it's obvious bait.
i'm with mine for more than four years and she just recently got into light spanking and is fine with me doing other things to her like anal. things like that can evolve. you're willing to do things for the partner.
i even clean the house when i got nothing else to do. relationships aren't just about sex, most guys here are retarded as fuck when it comes to relationships and are focused on dicksize only, which is gay as fuck to only thing about cocks all the time. no wonder this site became a breeding place for cucks, betas, furries and faggots.
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>>690071234
Nice 1234
My best friends gf is a lot of those things and it sucks mostly the keeping him from hanging out and shit
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>>690071559
exactly.
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>>690071779
Have you every talked to the girls that have fucking bright blue hair? The worst kind of girls do that shit
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>>690071879
poor bastard. same happened to a friend of mine. after he broke up with her everything got better. we hung out a lot, he fucked plenty of other hot chicks and he's moving on. literally. he moved to another big town, goes to college and life is good for him.
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>>690072020
I agree with you. Unnatural hair color is a major red flag. Tattoos are also a major red flag.
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>>690072149
My buddy got trapped by a kid so it's GG she doesn't even do anything just mooching off his parents it's sad as fuck
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>>690066845
I think teens is just a general term for a girl that doesn't look fake as shit. At least I like girls with small-medium sized boobs, skinny and pretty faces.

Also, teens would be terrible in bed IRL. they're still trying to get things figured out. I think a women 30-35 who is still in really good shape is like the hottest person you could get with. they'll tell you exactly what they want and aren't scared of penises.
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>>690071818
>4 years
Kek stay in the lightweight category and stop trying to question me kiddo
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>>690064171
Yeah, i dated this MILF a while ago. The sex was awesome and getting better everytime, until i called her a slut and fingered her ass while riding her doggystyle. She squirted on me, i came loads, it was heaven.
But a little later, while we were still in bed, she told me she wasn't sure she liked being called a slut.
After a while, some other issues came up and we broke up.
We stayed in touch, and even though she had met someone else for a while, broke up with him and had other dates, we were still meeting once in a while and fucked twice again the same way.

She was trouble cause she didn't know if she wanted a serious thing or not....i wanted serious at first, but then slowly started being ok with just fucking.
She sends me "invites" sometimes and i know she eventually meets fucking, but it's just not the same anymore. If she was alright with just fucking and simply saying bye, i'd be fine with seeing her again, but i don't want to deal with her after sex drama.
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>>690066845
The "won't try new things" is true from my experiences but why is that?
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>>690072020
totally. yeah, i feel you.
i bet you're a great guy and women should be all over you, right?
you read lots of books, are educated, look nice, are clean, know how to provide for yourself and know where you're headed in life, right? because hanging out on the internet all day, being a huge fatass and playing video games and fapping all day long would be retarded as fuck, amirite? who would date something like that, right?
but yeah, fuck blue haired women, totally man.
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>>690072167
It's funny because those two things go hand and hand almost every time
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>>690072292
*eventually means fucking
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>>690069627
Shhhh...
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>>690067446
Wow you're probably as manly as Sean Connery because you posted that picture.
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>>690072271
it's like you even tried hard to miss the point. i'm as confused as it gets.
well done, champ.
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>>690072342
Holy shit I didn't mean to trigger you that hard calm down, and to be honest most of that is true but I'm not fat I'm severely under weight
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>>690067660
>using a hairpiece to say sean isn't attractive
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>>690064555
>. You can't help what you get off to

so funny when retards say this new-age shit

so what, she was born wanting to be called a whore? you can control what turns you on
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>>690072464
I think it's you Who missed the point
I simply was giving a counter to your original claim
>
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>>690071724
you needn't discuss about Aristotle, itegrals or meiosis when you want to get laid
(I wouldn't want ever to date a dumb female, just proving the point)
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>>690072699
>>690072464

>has anyone even had a relationship for more than a couple of years? are most of you even +20?
>dear god, kids. dear god.
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>>690067446
left
>smokes
>sexist
>old
>literally a guy from the past
>wears an edgy bowtie like a freaking fedora fag would
>wears a hairpiece
>doesn't know how to treat a woman
>thinks hitting women is ok

right
>takes care of himself
>is young
>knows how to sing
>obviously is a rapgod
>his watch and wristband show a modern style and makes him fresh as fuck
>looks nice
>has no wrinkles
>is a cool guy


>mfw that anon doesn't know shit
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Shaving her legs and then wearing jeans on girls night out.
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>>690072254
a kid? oh shit. yeah it's over for him
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>>690072531
i think i got you on many points there buddy
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>>690063269
If she has feelings. I only want an apathetic android bitch. The rest are only good for sex.
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>>690072978
Yea it's pretty fucked up she expects to have him take care of everything for her so she can just live at his parents house for free
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>>690073052
That's what I said retard
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>>690064059
yup. GF of one year refuses to make girl friends because they are terrible. She became very close friends with a guy who my ex cheated on me with, so it concerns me a lot. She deoesn't understand how I feel when I tell her "I find it weird that you are willing to talk about sex and masturbation with him and also take care of him when he is not feeling well (Give him massages behind my back. Don't ask how I know this)."

She just says "But babe, he is Bi with mostly gay tendencies."

That didn't stop my ex running away with him though.

Thank God the fucker is dropping out of school this year and he is depressed so I don't feel that bad.
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>>690072316
experiences are what makes us. the more you have the more rounded and interesting you become. If all you do is live in your little bubble of no hobbies/reality tv/vanilla sex you end up a vapid boring cunt who has to create drama to relieve the boredom.
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>>690072699
a normal person would've just said "yeah, me." instead of "stop trying to question me kiddo" and a "come at me" just start a conversation. i was replying to OP who claimed that slapping women was a red flag. i objected. so i assume you think it really is a red flag, right?
you're childish instead of trying to appear mature.
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>>690073282
And you allowed her to see him and even do that? holy shit no wonder America is full of cucks
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>>690073183
my brother almost had the same situation.
difference is: she already had a kid and was a smoking hot milf 19 years old.

i had a serious and long talk with my brother and after that he broke up with her. fucking women sometimes.
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>she grabs your hand and forces it on her neck and applies pressure so you're choking her.

The sex was really bad and I don't want to talk to her anymore but now I have no choice
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>>690073554
Of course I'm childish
Think I can behave that way off the internet at work?
>implying we should all be fedora tipping faggots 24/7
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>>690072645
not easily, it's subconscious but not impossible to steer it. Constant positive reinforcement IE watching your partner get off to something will change you and strong negative experiences can too. Many things change our preferences but often they seem random so people assume it is.
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>>690073218
butthurt
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>>690073282
>Don't ask how I know this

How do you know this?

Also, why haven't you kicked the piss out of him? He fucked your ex now he's moving in on your current.
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>>690073282
kek
you're a cuck
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>>690073498
Whoa that is my last ex to the t. Thanks mate!
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>>690067446
think you triggered a few too many metrosexuals with that picture anon.Too close to home I think.
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>>690073755
guess you're right. i'm bored as fuck too.
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so many kids sharing issues that arent issues

red flags
>unable to speak about adult issues such as financial hardship without getting angry or crying
>wants to get a dog, but doesnt have any money to take care of it etc
>talks all the time about overseas holiday, again money, you g et the picture
>puts on a shit tonne of weight, is unhappy about it, wont go to the gym or eat right
>friends fuck her over, constantly runs back to them weeks later
>makes mess, when questioned, points out that you were messy a month ago rather than cleaning it up
>has to please everyone in public, is completely different behind closed doors
>needs to see a doctor for differnet health issues, refuses to go because "i know what theyll say and I wont do that" so has health problems for six months+
>has car problem, cries and goes off her tree rather than coming to grips with it
>says wants to stop eating junk, buys more junk at shops
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>>690073554
Lol idgaf about red flags
I already have been through my red flag needing stage
Got the right woman now and we both have promising careers ahead
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>>690072866

It almost sounds like you think all the left items are bad.... but their not.... well except for the hair piece in this point of his career he still had hair.

and almost everything about the right side you explain... seems like your trying to say it's good... but all I hear is sarcasm about how those things are 'so good'

but it could be me since i can't ever imagine a world where the right is good in anyway.

people today think that 'modern' fashion is hip and cool and will be remembered as such like the old school 50 proper dress style.

but let us not forget how everyone's parents has the horrible pictures they try to hid when they thought it was cool to dress with the fashion style in the 70s, the 80s, the 90s,

now the 00s looks stupid with all the wanna be wigger backstreet boy boy band looks. and lest not forget they horrible rise of the emo that began in the 90s as gothish style.

then the 10s started going crazy with the take over the hipster, and the I feel like there is a new age wigger movement that is calmed down a little but still looks ridiculous.

So understand history, then you'll understand why people who think modern fashion looks so damn cool, will look absolutely stupid in 10 years.

Look at Justin Timberlake: i hated his face when he was int he boy band and when he first went solo. He dressed and acted like a wigga.

now he's said on multiple occasions how sill he looked and how he thinks he must have thought he himself was black at the time...

your all fucking fags
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>>690073953
I'm actually multitasking in the shower
>muh productivity
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>>690073282
Can't believe you let them get away with that shit. I'd tell her to think how it makes you feel, her hanging around with someone who was instrumental in your last relationship breakdown. Tell her it hurts you for them to hang around together and you don't trust HIM (don't say her). If she care about your feelings and volunteers to back off him or gets angry etc then just end it now before it goes to shit and hurts even more.
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>>690072316
If one person doesn't try new things, the relationship because stagnant, its boring to keep doing the same things over and over and over again. If you don't have new experiences together, you can miss out on a lot of different chances to learn more about each other as well.
Also this doesn't inherently mean sexual things, it could be different foods/restaurants, seeing different or new locations, trying different activities together.
You'd also be missing out on creating memories for each other for when you decide to settle down and just stick to the same things, or if you ever get to a point where one or both of you cant do these things anymore.
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>>690063269
All of her friends are dudes
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>>690073979
Well my girlfriend doesn't do any of these but my mother does all of them. I fucking hate how basic my mom is, she used to be really cool but once she hit menopause she turned into a basic bitch.
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>>690074157
tl;dr
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>>690073979
Not everyone has an unhealthy land whale as gf/wife bro
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>Not sucking my dick
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>>690074157
holy shit, my first shitpost and it really is that easy?
that was so openly a joke.
at one point i wrote "obviously is a rapgod" just because he's holding a mic.

makes me think. are most retarded posts here just shitposts? what if i gave it any effort to make it seem like i'm serious?
holy fuck. this whole thread was a joke from me and you people honestly argue about everything.
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>>690073979
Ewwwww are you British? Gross.

>has ever lived in the UK
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>>690073979
Dayum that's a fucked up relationship
Why even start?
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>>690073282

Have sex with her one last time, and then break up with her.

> I find your lack of respect for my feelings towards ____ disappointing. To the point that I feel we must end this relationship.

> "But, but, why'd we have sex then?"

> I gave you this dick so we could be disappointed together. One last fleeting moment of unity.


Then punch her in the dick and run.
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>>690073692
She likes to emotionally manipulate people by saying "Well, fine. I will quit all my contact with guy friends so I will have no more friends in my life."


>>690073840
I am not a fighter. Never started a fight in my life. But I would leave her if I see the situation is going south. If I say "Stop talking to him" I am the bad guy, since for some reason all three of us are in a close friends group of 10. Not many of them know our background. and tbh, I don't enjoy talking about my relationship. When the ex left me, my best friend learned the reason 8 months later.

>>690074241
She knows how I feel. She actually lowered the amount of times they hang out, rarely message each other, etc. So she knows whats at stake if she continues.
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>>690074183
men are truly superior.
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>>690065521
Whats the difference between dommes and doms ?
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>>690074183
>I'm actually multitasking in the shower
I always thought waterproof phones were stupid but I didn't even think about being able to shitpost in the shower. Fuck.
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>>690074404
They never got intimate as far as I know and I trust her more than I trusted my ex. She loves me and I love her. I have no intention to break up with her.

>>690073883
Not yet, and I have no intention to become one.
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>>690069343
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>>690065048
Haha this guy. This guy is great for a few laughs. But never take advice from him or youll never leave your basement.
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When your gf is younger and constantly trying to tell you what to do
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>>690072946
I'm sorry that happened to you bro
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>>690074574
Best experience ever
Showers are extra 10 mins for soaking in the heat and shit posting
The only thing going for the s5
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>>690074442
that's a lot of red flags boy-o
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>>690074667
>Not yet, and I have no intention to become one.
mate.
she might already cheat on you.
why i'm talking to you is, please consider breaking up. i don't have to care for you, you might even be a shitposting faggot that gets off on claiming to be a cuck. who knows, i know where we are.

just break up. might seem hard but that's how breaking the shackles is.
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>>690074442
>She knows how I feel. She actually lowered the amount of times they hang out, rarely message each other, etc. So she knows whats at stake if she continues.

Making an effort and caring about your feelings is paramount to a good partner. Without genuine empathy it's just so much acting and white lies. so this is a good start. Of course how do you know shes not just hiding it better now.
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>>690074442
>Never started a fight in my life.

He started the fight, just because punches haven't been thrown yet doesn't mean you'll be the one starting anything. He has zero respect for you and neither does she if she's aware of what he and your ex did to you. Grow up man for fuck sake. Drop those fucking emotional vampires.
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>>690064825

A++++++
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>>690074727
One day he will grow up and realize there are no good ones
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>>690074250
Truth be told my ex would bring up her ex (flag) and how they visited or did something interesting but wouldn't venture with me. I knew it would go nowhere with us so eventually we broke up. She went straight back to that ex that I'm pretty sure I was the rebound for. No new foods, no new TV shows together and I practically had to keep bringing up Game Grumps quotes in my every day dialogue for her to even give them a chance.
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>>690067927
Correct answer.
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>>690074442
That is your problem you let her dominate you and manipulate you when it should be the opposite, you are fucked if she takes you for granted.

heres a trick that worked out for me make her jealous start getting friendly with girls, (if she says something tell her about that guy, eventually she will want you to stop and you can make her do the same) intentionally leave your email open (with emails from your past gfs) once she realises she could lose you if she messes it up she wont try anything

It does not work with whores because obviously she needs to give a shit about you in the first place
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>>690074376
Boy, you sure fooled us. You're quite clever.
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>>690064825
Extremely common for people to enjoy the exact opposite of their life and personality in the bedroom. Women are all "empowered" these days yet 50 shades of grey makes millions giving them what they want in the bedroom.
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>>690074822
I am aware.

>>690074908
Naah, there is no reason to break up until I have proof.

>>690074916
I have my ways.

>>690074935
I don't talk to him much anyway. You could cut the tension with a knife when we are in the same room.
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>>690074969
There are if you get them young (read before high school)
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>>690064465
You sir are and idiot :)
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>>690074720
>4chan filename
so many virgins here indeed
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>>690066937
Damn dude why were you even with her in the first place? She sounds like trash
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>>690075380
This is shitty fucking advice

If.you're with someone this works on you're in a shit relationship.
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>>690065048
Protip: the delusion that men 'corrupt' the pure, virginal women is a falsehood rooted in thousands of years of mythos.

Men corrupt no one. Women corrupt themselves.

The cock carousel does not corrupt the woman. Rather it is the corrupted woman who chooses to ride the cock carousel.
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>>690075380
I wrote here many times. She is actually aware that I would break up with her if they keep talking.

Geez, /pol/'s red pill must be leaking out. We have a good relationship with a few bumps her and there, but what relationship is perfect anyway?
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>>690074376
there has been an awakening
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>>690072946
I shave sometimes when all i'm going to do is sit at home drinking beer. Doesn't necessarily mean anything. My wife likes to feel sexy so things like nice underwear and smooth legs make her feel good.

Like having a sock down your pants wouldn't actually get you any sex but might make you feel more confident.
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>>690074574
no lie I take my phone in the shower every morning now. water proof seemed like a gimmick at first but it's come in handy.
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>>690074969
One day youll realize what a buge faggot you are. But my guess is youll stay oblivious all your life
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>>690075380
Do not listen to this guy, theres a bunch of girls on a tumblr red flag thread talking about him.
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>>690075449
look at your posts today and think about it. do you really think you're in a healthy relationship with this chick? why go on?
you can do better.
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>>690068417
Can you expand upon this? Examples?
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>>690075449
>I don't talk to him much anyway. You could cut the tension with a knife when we are in the same room

Dude, smack him around and do it in front of her. I cannot fathom how you can tolerate your GF giving him back rubs when he fucked your ex.

She does not respect you at all, and to be honest I don't blame her if you're letting her carry on like that. She should be loyal to you and see that faggot as her enemy for what he did to you.
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>>690075794
I think mine is about as close as you can get
We grew up together for 13 years so lots of time to observe before closing
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>>690067625
>toned
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>>690076397
he doesn't respect himself how can he expect others to respect him?
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>>690076397
>>690076343
Because she listens to me and cuts contact when I tell her. Also I can not do better than her.
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>>690076707
Jesus christ you're such a fucking cuck
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>>690067446
My exs dad persuaded Sean connery that classy restaurants always had celery on the table , so this fucking retarded scotch milkman starts bawling out the maitre d' at the ivy cos there's no celery on the table. Also bad breath. There's your pinnacle of manhood you tard, now go jerk it to your don draper poster faggit
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>>690072167
I'm actually in to those. But only if she is cool. Seems like those types of girls are either super chill or really annoying
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>>690075597
she was basically me, personality wise,
but in the end it didn't work out.
turns out, it's hard to be around yourself constantly
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>>690076823
There are 3 billion women on the planet. You absolutely can do better than her.

A massage is cheating in my book, so at this point that asshole has stolen 2 of your GFs. It's up to you to decide how far you're willing to continue this sham of a relationship before you end up hurt again.
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>>690077000
my mums son says you're an asshole and only real men who have celery for a penis can travel to the moon on less than a 1/4 tank of gas.
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my wife told me she really want s to suck an uncut cock atleast once
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>>690063269


LOL!!! YOU FAT FUCKED NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT THIS.
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>>690077478
I am too lazy to find another gf, so I am going to stay with her for a while.
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>>690076823
she clearly doesn't listen to you, or at least she doesn't care about your feelings
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>>690076888
I don't think that word means what you think it means
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>>690077694
Xd
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>>690077608
brutal.
enjoy divorce I guess
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>>690077724
pussy ass bitch
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>>690077753
I think I am done here. I came here to post a red flag about my current gf, ended up hearing "Break up with her" from strangers.
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>>690077724
Well, I tried. Your sir, are a textbook cuck.
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>>690077994
uh yeah, Because her red flags are huge and visible from space.
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>>690077608
That's so shallow. It's just a bit of skin like it matters to the girl. Shes just saying " I want to fuck someone else and I don't even care who is attached to the cock just as long as it has a flap of skin on it."
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>>690072645
>you can control what turns you on
ehhhhh if you think about it, that's the same as saying you can choose what sexual preferences or orientation you have/are. pretty sure it's widely accepted that that's not true nowadays
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>>690077994
Because you are being abused for fuck sake. We're trying to help you.
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>>690077994
Somethings did sound bad, we simply don't have all the information to make an informed decision. The first stuff you told us sounded horrible then anons come to a conclusion. As more info comes out it sounds like justifications for shitty behaviour instead of maybe a tiny crack in an otherwise amazing relationship.

Also people tend to continue following their first decision rather than constantly analyse it as more info comes in. It's just human nature.

Don't expect good advice on b ever, but especially not if you haven't told the whole story.
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>>690064825
I have a woman who was abused by her brother as a child, beaten and raped by two husbands, and raped by two acquaintances. I'm a stone cold Dom when I'm with the right woman. This one, if I tried, I'd break her in a way she could never be fixed. Know who you are in bed with, know yourself. Care about both. There is no one size fits all when it comes to women.
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>>690074567
Dommes are female dominants.
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>>690063269
> No, he is like a brother to me.
> He always makes sexual jokes towards me, no biggie.
> Anon, we need a pause.
> Why can't you ever remember my birthday!@
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>>690078944
>Anon, we need a pause.
"I want to fuck someone else without guilt but keep you waiting for me in case he's not better."
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>>690077295
Depends on how likable you are
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>>690078613
See, you sound better than the rest. This red flag is just a tiny crack, and nothing else.

>>690078472
>>690078104
Maybe I am in an abusive relationship. You guys aren't living my life, so you are not seeing the whole picture.
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>>690066845
Haha holy shit you just perfectly described this 19 year old I'm fucking, would never put a ring on it but damn is the sex good.
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>>690064145
Had a gf like that. Hilariously enough, outside of the bedroom, she was a hardcore SJW feminazi gender feminist. God I miss that sex.
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>>690079368
pretty likable,
but the problem is once i set my mind to something, i must have it...
she was the same, and it clashed ALOT
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If she show any sign of submissiveness, it is a deal breaker for me. I want an equal partner, not some lowtier shit.
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>>690080072
When you grow up you will realise how you act in the bedroom isn't your whole relationship. Nothing wrong with being equal in everything until your pants come off then its free game.
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>>690079432
Cool, but if as she starts putting ex stealer's friendship over your feelings you got a decision to make.
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>>690079432
>You guys aren't living my life, so you are not seeing the whole picture.

Still seeing enough to know you're being fucked around. She is probably sucking his cock dry every time she gives him a massage fyi.
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>>690074567
Domme is female, Dom is male.
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>>690079100
Pretty much.
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>>690063269
>red flag
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>>690067446
>middle aged man acting like a super cool uber spy
vs.
>a 20-something singer acting in a way to appeal to teenage and younger girls
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>>690063995
You know how dangerous is can be crossing the road? Why do you still do that?
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>>690063269
She doesn't have any interest in being spanked and thinks it's abusive in any form.
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What does a fishy vag usually mean?
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>>690083166
A love of haddock.
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>>690083166
poor hygiene or a yeast infection prob.
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>>690082868
Crossing the road doesn't lead to a 50/50 chance you'll get killed, retard.
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>>690063269
>she self harms
>used to be a whore for random guys on the internet
>raped as a child

My current gf.
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>>690082548
Like when your partner does something that might be so much of a turn off that it warrants you to leave them.

I'd say inability to cook
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>>690064145
fuck you kris
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>>690082868
Hi. Can you tell me where the reward is in establishing a relationship? I fail to see, why one would even try?
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>>690083986
You can say look at me i have a girlfriend guys eh oh el
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>>690083700
True. In China it'd be 80-20.
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>>690083700
neither does getting with women, retard. At worst they make you feel bad. If you are too scared of getting your feelings hurt to get your dick wet, its just as well we don't want your cowardly genes in the pool.
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>>690083793
bit much isnt it? people can learn to cook. You can't learn to not be crazy. That's what red flags are.
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>>690063269
>you like her but she doesn't like you back

hella gay fam
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>>690063269
>unnatural hair colour
>describes herself as a grrrrrrrrl gamer
>feminist
>has a tumblr account
>tattoos
>works her ass at the gym and wants a massive booty
>many male friends, especially if she doesn't understand they want to fuck her
>have had more hookups than boyfriends
>have had a lot of boyfriends in the past
etc.
etc.
etc.
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