>>690058608
Met the girl of my dreams, she cheated on me after a while, I dated more people off tinder, deleted tinder when there was nobody left locally. Fun until you've talked to everyone and you realize how difficult it is to seduce people off of two texts and a shitty fb picture

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Matched with qt once.
Sent a smooth message to her telling her how pretty she is and how i'd treat her like a princess.
Checked later for a message cause I should have got one from her by then but I hadn't got a notification yet.
She wasn't on my match list.
I think Tinder is broken..?

I've just been super liked. Feels good man.

Got quite a lot of matches from yesterday and today too.

>>690058608
>gf at the time breaks up with me
>install tindr 1 day later
>days go by, meet cute grill
>hang out once, nothing happens
>whatever
I go on a couple dates with random grills..
>I get a message from 1st girl asking to hangout again
>"sure"
>Go to hers, she tells me she has a bf
>wtf
>"he's my slave, a cuck, its ok"
>proceed to get blowjob while he is in other room
im uncomfortable because I have only had normal relationships
>This happens for a month or 2
>She licks my butthole one night while im handcuffed to a chair as well gives me a footjob
>Be me, a beta fag never text her again after that

Im bad at greentext >:{

>>690058608
http://talkobamato.me/synthesize.py?speech_key=3fee0328fbbcc2f119eab239b01c71c6

>>690059191
It's the tits when it works

>>690058608
I get a lot of matchs and ive talked to some of them, but its never turned into anything.

>>690060353
Yea that's not even half the battle. These women will go off you for the smallest reasons. The pretty ones are the most retarded, and will unmatch you if they one conversation wasn't exciting enough.

Got some good dates out of it.
I mostly encounter women on there who don't like going out that much so scoring a date was a bit hard for me.

Still a nice app when you are takinnf a dump 8/8

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>>690058608
Wtf does this mean? We're not even fistantly related

>>690060683
All too true, but it's great practice for rl, you can try out lines or topics and you don't have to worry about ever actually embarrassing yourself, sometimes it works and then everyone wins

>>690059055
She deleted you cause your fedora wearing ass told her you'd treat her like a princess. That's not smooth, nobody wants to hear your creepy plans for them

>>690058608
Never tried it. The app has over 9000 permissions, and you have to log in with jewbook.

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Look at this message I literally just got. What a piece of shit with no social skills.

>>690061147
Means she needs the d rn, or she's a spam bot

>>690061259
Lmao what a turd nice reaction to a troll roodypoo

>>690058608
Thought it was cute at first. I used it for maybe a month or so. Got a couple of matches while looking for my crush but conversations stranded fairly quickly.
I stopped using it because I refuse to support the matriarchy. It's basically a meatstore for chicks and guys have to dance like a bunch of monkeys. I will not sell my soul for a chance to fuck wildly average women. Fuck that shit.

>>690061275
>>690061377
I asked if she'd been a goof girl and eaten all her vegetables

>match with ukrainian qt
>talk with her some time and decide to meet
>fun is had, decide to hang out more
>talking about music we decide to go to a concert
>she loves travelling
>go with her a different place every week since then
>next week we go to the beach, she is looking for a swimsuit
Everything is going good and slow

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>matched with 8/10 qt
>engage conversation
>exchange 2 sentences
>ask if she wants to meet
>she says yes
>stops talking to me
>mfw

>>690058608
Ez way to get laid if you know how to lie and not be fat

>>690058608
>have 6/10 face also 6'3
>Not fat not skelly but fit
>Have all the right pictures, friends, dogs, me doing shit you know
>21 matches in the first 3 days
>only 1 girl responds
>shes kinda interested but you can tell im just a reserve
>0 matches for 3 more weeks

I Dont think girls take it seriously and its more of just a confidence booster for them. I honestly thought i would have at least got a number by now buts its hard fam

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>>690061271
u just got savaged anon

>>690061412
>wildly average women
the fare of tinder in a nutshell; well said

>>690061765
I did. And it wasn't a result of me ambushing her with a ton of annoying messages. I matched with her a few hours ago, has a brief good exchange of about 4 messages. Then this.

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Halp

>>690062176
Kek

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>>690062176
LUL

>>690062176
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>690062176
She liked it. Go on
Ask her if she's going to vote for Trump

>>690061998
she's seeing if youre enough of a lil bch to come crying about her message to an online forum

>>690062393
Not American anon

>>690062530
Then who cares about 9/11?

>>690062176
so you'll only answer when i'm saying the truth? you look gorgeous *emoji with ape*

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>>690062708
how can you hold all that pussy u get anon

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>>690062176
>ask her to get a drink
>get her number so you can meetup
>meetup
>show her your eggplant emoji

>>690062708
Sent this, will report ASAP. Keep thread alive

>>690063141
bumpy-bump

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>>690063141

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>>690058608
>tried installing on Windows phone
>got malware from crappy App Store

I give up

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For an entertaining wait, 6 get

>>690063141
fukin hurry up

people on tinder are fucked

>>690063481
there are 7 planets and I will destroy ur ass

I have low standards on tinder.
I fucked 4 girls and got something like 8 or 9 dates.
Got a total of 156 matches in 2 months
I fucked only 2 girls before tinder so its cool. But i can't find anymore local girls

do you need a bio?

>>690063141
I think I'm on the ignored side again

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>>690058608
Fuck tindr I can't get it cause shitty windows phone.

>>690065132
6tin on windows 10

>>690061271
BRISBANE

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I was in yesterday's thread. Slept with 5 different girls this week.

>>690065457
I tried it but I doesn't let me login it closes the app. I have the Lumia 640 I think

>>690065486
No

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>>690058608
Mainly NSAFinder bots I heart females I like but hardly ever match with anyone and when I do I message them they never reply.

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Ended up fucking this beaut the other night

I think if you fake confidence and be borderline entertaining its possible for everyone to get laid there

>>690066176
If that's you in the picture then you shouldn't wonder why you get no matches lol

>>690066176
I hope you're rich or at least funny

>>690058608
> Got a chick preggo (got lucky)

> Banged a hot blonde sorority chick (huge ass)

> Fucked a guys gf 10 minutes after playing vidya with him

> Worst date of my life off of that app

> Banged an 18 y/o in a parking space outside her complex

There's more but don't feel like sharing.

Has anybody else got there age limit to around 40 and found abunch of horny milfs?

7 out of 10 19yr old here

>>690066890
You won't meet a milf that fucks young guys off of sites. They usually hang at bars or at the workplace. Trust me.

>>690062176
ayy gurl, i'll give you a money shot

>>690066978
I mean I just did .. hence why I was wondering if anybody else has experienced it

She was pretty fucking blunt about what she wanted

>>690061743
You have to pretend like they aren't keeping your interest. It'll trick them into seeking your approval. I'm 5'5 and I score mad pussy off of that trick Alone bruh

>>690067188
>>690066890
i was actually wondering about this recently, have
you had much success or is this the first time?
i suspect they're blunt about what they want because they see no time for the rest of the bullshit faux-social aspect of it, and just want to get down to business..

>>690066978
That's what's up. Milfs are very adventurous in bed. Also easy to talk to, just be careful with the baggage (husband, kids, etc.) That's the only worry

>>690067369
Oh yeah I mean they obviously have experience with shit and dont beat around the bush

It was basically , me going over 2hrs after she messaged me , we fucked , she asked for my number and then we parted ways

I would recommend it

>>690067478
Girl I was with had kids that were a couple years younger then me ( 19 they were 15)

>>690067623
Feels good man

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>>690066890
Go to bars for milfs. Helps if you have a swimmers physique.

>>690067787
I dont though

Confidence and a good sense of humor can get milfs , you dont need a fucking alpha body

Now my dick on the other hand...

>>690067787
>bars for milfs
explain, I live in a major metropolitan city

>>690067717

Best sex I probably have ever had

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I swear I am not as big an autist but I am going to bandwagon this friend

My friends sister just sent me this after joke adding me on tinder :P

>>690067623
When i was 22 I met a milf off a dating website, as stated earlier, was very up front about what she wanted and it was a sweet deal while it lasted. She was 40 and had a son a year older then I was who was incidentally now living where I grew up.

>>690067575
fuck that's efficient

>>690068129
Yeah bro, those women are so much more adventurous than chicks my age. So fucking vicious, and they do most of the work!

>>690068371
Oh totally

And most in that age range are using tinder for a similar thing

useful to get laid and ghost

>>690058906
So you're saying meeting through an app makes the seduction more difficult when you meet? Or is it just that seduction is difficult anyway?

>>690059055
Couldn't work. You don't say that to someone you've never met. If you say it at this point, it means you're just starving either for love or for sex.

>>690059361
what the... you get to fuck her for a month or two. Where's the problem? I'd get it if the bf was actually in the room watching, but he's either in the next room or not there at all for all you know.

Only action I have had off of tinder was an 18 year old chick who thought I was going to be her one and only.
Fucked her three times and ditched when I realized.

I recently met a a cougar on a dating site dedicated to just that. She was a runner and had a 8/10 body. Was fun fooling around with her for a while but got kind of bored of her after a while.

>>690058906
wow this happened to me too

>>690068494
You're not going to meet the girl of your dreams on those apps/sites. The women on there are either bat shit crazy or attention whores. I personally use it to get pussy and use the momentum to date chicks IRL. Remember, it's a lot easier for women to find a man so keep that in mind.

>>690059361
Jesus dude, you had the jackpot.

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Dated my first real gf from tinder for 6 months. Got quite a few matches, some qt's. Fucked pic related grill yesterday after meeting up twice.
I'm relatively good looking, but I think being somewhat original and funny does just as much as looking good.

>>690063481
I kinda enjoyed Hitler's reign

>>690066783
wai-wait...why were you with that guy to begin with? his gf was on tinder and she told you "hey wanna hang out and play with my bf?" wtf happened there

>>690065625
show face

>>690068967
Well it's been 3 weeks i'm on there, i'd be happy to get pussy but guess i don't look fuckable on my pics or something.
I know it's easier for them to find a man...i've heard a lot of women say that they barely use tinder though, that they don't have "time" lol makes you wonder why they joined in the first place...

>>690069273
Bro shit was twisted.

She was one of those hot attention whores; Flawless selfies, beachbody pics, etc. Her bio said she listened to some artist named pogo, so I used that as an icebreaker and focused on that so it'll keep her defenses down.

Cont.

>>690069731
Asked me to come over and smoke some herb with her bf. It was chill and we all hung out and chatted (didn't mention tinder and said we met at her job) bf was beta and oblivious to her interest in me. Fast forward a few weeks.

Cont.

I have a method. Every time I talk to girls on tinder I follow a script. Came up with it after using the app a ton of times. The tactic is to get the phone number as quickly as possible. Tinder chat is only temporary, these girls will only talk to you once. If you don't get an answer move on. This is a numbers game. The more you try the more pussy you'll get.
My conclusion is that tinder women are messed up. I always think of them like cereal. They are what's left at the end of your cheerios box. That dusty cereal no one wants to eat. That's why it's there. That said, Tinder is really useful to get laid. There are friends who've told me "I'm ashamed to be seen on tinder", I always answer you should be afraid to not get any.

>>690069467
My profile, use it if you want. It's mostly bullshit btw

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>>690069467
Forgot pic

>>690069731
Yeah i stay away from the profile pics that look a bit too perfect.

I'm in Paris, France and i'm not kidding you, all 3/4 of the profiles say "manager, assistant manager, head of..." or some shit and they all look like they go surfing, swimming and travel to Bali every weekend...Must be the whole "i'm so independent" idea they're trying to show.
And yet they're on a dating site.

>>690069997
I keep hearing it's the place to get laid, yet i've never met anyone around me who got laid on tinder.

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>>690069997
When you say you follow a script, do you mean you do the same intro, the same initial questions, the same jokes and small talk and shit, to everyone you match?
Do you find it has a better success rate then spending more time customizing your chats with whoever you're talking with?

>>690069955
Picked up the chick and her bf drove them to my place to play some destiny. Bf was a gamer for sure and paid attention to nothing around him. We said we were gonna make some ramen in the kitchen (we really were). Talking to her gf in kitchen about tinder and ended up kissing her (we were talking intimately during the past weeks). Said she hasn't been turned on like that in a while. Started rubbing my jeans against hers and kissing her neck. She started moaning and pulled her pants down.

Cont.

>>690061147
>Wtf does this mean? We're not even fistantly related
Write her exactly that

just say yes to every single woman and then invite them over.

My gues would be 75% of them are only on tinder because they want attention and the opportunity to shut someone down, cut to the chase right off the bat to weed out the teases.

>>690070280
last semester was sleeping with 1-2 grills a week off tinder, definitely possible.

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>>690070280
I've had sex a few times with girls I met on there. Had a 6 month relationship with a girl I fell in love with and she shit on my soul, but it's whatev. I'm beta as fuck too, just fake confidence and look clean.

Met a girl ended up having a bf
Breaks up with him for me
Date a few months
Breaks up with me
Gets married a month later to some other guy
Hope that sums it up for you
>feelsbadman.jpg
On the plus she let me have anal sex

>>690070537
damn nicole looks cute as fuck

>>690068282
Oh you need to reply sayin something like "yeah you prob send this to all the hot guys" from there if you aren't a neckbeard slob your laid if you are however a neckbeard slob throw in some extra charm and whit (avoid coming off arrogant… know it all) and you may still score.

>>690070465
or just take them out to a local pub, be social//empathetic/relaxed and then invite them over. success rate of about 85%, fucked around 30

>>690070710
> have anal
Not give anal, faggot

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>>690070432
I did the same and pulled my cock out through my boxers and fucked her over the counter. Shit was so fucking cash. It was uncomfortable and we ended up fucking on the floor. I busted on her shirt a little.... I freaked out because it was noticeable. Cooked the ramen and went back to vidya. I don't even believe it sometimes. I cum buckets just thinking about it sometimes.

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>>690070892
Fucking kek

>>690070710
That's a guarantee she's already divorced and dating some other guy.
Terrible.

I've slept with around 23-26 girls totallost count due to a lot of night being drunken , I would consider myself unattractive, but I'm fit. however most of them were from tinder, over confidence mixed with originality and self deprication is what works for me, don't be afraid to make fun of the girl or tease her about something it works wonders. I've had a change of heart recently in terms of not wanting mindless meaningless sex, lo and behold I recently matched with a girl I can honestly say is perfect for me, we have a disturbing amount in common with just enough difference to keep things interesting. Tinder is an individual experience and changes variable on how you approach it but it's definitely worked for me.

>>690069697
For attention. It's all mind games. Who ever wants to meet first loses. Looks don't go as far as you think.

>>690070915
>Cooked the ramen after fucking, and then back to vidya
kek the mental image of that sequence is hilarious

>>690070127
Yeah man I just avoid attention whores in general

>>690070435
Kek

>>690071015
Surprisingly not, she married another guy in the military, she moved down to LA and is now living 10x better than she used too
Although, I still expect her to be divorced or pregnant within the next few years

>>690071140
Yeah you might be right.
Interesting idea, that who ever wants to meet first loses...

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>>690070089
>six feet

>>690071380
Same pattern, man. You just said she married another guy after that first marriage. With marriage, you wanna give it a try longer and there's money, houses involved, cars and what the fuck not. But her heart seems to be never in it.

>>690071204
LMFAO Ramen and chill

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>>690068090
Go to a bar where there is a good mix of 20 - 40 yr olds.

Just hang for a bit. Even by yourself. Most of the time they will approach you.

Most of them go for younger guys.

>>690071554
Well I meant she married a guy in the military.
>I'm in the military also
But most likely for the benefits
Probably met him on tinder, they dated a week then got married
If he lived in LA idk how she met him in sac so it's weird but whatever
>sluts

>>690071430
Took me a while to get it. So use that shit wisely bro. If you aren't attractive, make your life look interesting through the profile pics

>>690070089
looking good, pictures and bio implying active and more or less sophisticated lifestyle. this is how to tinder gentlemen

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Dubs decide

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this

Tranfaggot Brit here. Recently came out of a year and bit long relationship with a girl
> looking for meaningless flings/hookups
> all sites are shit

Everyone says pof/okc and I've tried other sites too but all I find are bots or shit, is tindr any good?

>>690071998
>vegan

say something like, "I've got some meat that you won't mind eating"

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>That feel when living in the shittiest area in the world for women
>That feel when Tinder is only good for 5 matches max
>That feel when the only one I actually met in person got distant after the first kiss
This shit sucks maine.
How easy are the women in your locations at anons?

>>690072161
Any profile with
>loves travelling
is almost a guarantee they don't have any redeemable interesting qualities.

Also probably means she loves going overseas and getting fucked by Chad, because any stigma about being loose would get left behind after leaving the country

Lost my virginity with the app, went on to fuck a dozen girls, now got a gf I also met on tinder

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>>690072570
You like cucumber salad?

>Cuz I'll que Cum Bersa, lad

>>690072653
shit where are you located anon?

>>690071704
jesus christ...marrying after a week.
Some people are crazy.

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>>690072797

>>690072894
Fucking
Tasmania
The shithole of Australia.

>>690072653
I live in Chicago. Millions of women.

10 matches a week, which isn't Chad tier.

But at 10 matches a week, I'm guaranteed at least one new sex partner a week, maybe 3 or 4 at my best.

Lot of girls I can call when I need sex. It's great. Sorry about you man, you from Maine?

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>1 lay from a tourist here for a week
>1 girl that lasted 3 dates before telling me she doesn't want a relationship
>1 friend whom I speak to all the time, cool girl
>Tons that only had first and only date before telling me "I'm so confused!"
>Tons of bitches that didn't even agree to a date.

Entitled Cunts 2: I'm looking for an intelligent guy cause I can't put 2 and 2 together Boogaloo

>>690073763
"I'm so confused"

I got this shit before too man. Why do these chicks come up with the phoniest shit?

>>690074027
I've had a fantastic conversation with a girl, a textbook great date, with me paying for drinks and even escorting her back to her car where she told me she wanted to do this again and she leaned in to kidd me. Not once, but FOUR times.

2 days later she deleted tinder without a message and when I called her out on it on facebook, she apologizes profusely and tells me she doesn't know what she wants and she doesn't want to hurt me.

Literally WAT.

>>690074382
Shit bro that sucks

>>690074382
Well I think in that situation it probably was a case of her being confused.

Chalk it up to her being immature and call it a semi-win.

>>690058608
>install it
>can't search for underage and 18+ at the same time
>can't use my real age and search for hebe-bitches
>shitty american app
>can't decide wath to do
>remove it from phone

>>690074581
>>690074764
*kiss* . She even called me a consummate gentleman. I don't fucking know man but if you can't trust in such a perfect execution of the courtship dance and the chemistry between us, what can you trust?

All I keep seeing is girls asking for intelligence when they don't take an interest in anything, sapiosexuals n shit. Girls who ask for a talkative man, yet give you one word answers and say "typing is hard". Girls who want tenderness and yet consider you creepy when you do something nice for them, even a small gesture.

My job is time-intensive and isn't very social so I'm kinda fucked without crutches like tinder.

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>>690075379
>consummate gentleman
I stopped there. She obviously wasn't digging the fedora bro. Act like you give less of a fuck and don't seem so damn desperate.

>>690076186
I never act like a fedora at all.. You can be a gentleman without seeming needy or desperate and considering she said this BEFORE she pushed herself on me says a lot. There's nothing wrong with being considerate. The world's more than just M'Lady versus assholes

>>690058608

I'm sure it's great if you live in or near a major metropolitan area. Outside of that it's a bunch of horseshit. Tried it for about two weeks and got nothing but bots, even after swiping right on every profile.

Good on the rest of you for getting wins, though.

>>690077386
This. tiny island country = It's fucking nothing!

I'd imagine it's loads of fun if you're on vacation though. Go somewhere cheap and stay for a week to sightsee and trawl Tinder for poon.

>>690072653

Same boat here. Rural NC. It fuckin' blows but I'm not making a two-three hour round trip to Charlotte or Raleigh for a non-guaranteed piece of ass.

I'm currently in a < 0.5 M population town and I'm afraid to find too many familiar faces. Is that a problem? I mean what happens if you find a work partner or a girl friend or your buddy's gf. And they will see you. How do you deal with this, in a not-so-big city. Is it worth it? Also I'm going to spend a few days in a much bigger city this weekend so I could install it once I get there, since it's geolocation oriented, right?
Also, any other similar apps with a different twist?