>>690047925
who is this girl?

>>690047925
Anon, please, take my advice and don't think about sex or having a girlfriend. It feels the same as cumming from your hand, so please, Anon, please, instead of focusing on getting laid get a master's degree and pursue a career while actively trying to make the world a better place.

>>690049185
Also this is the best tecnique to get laid

>>690049185
Thats exactly why im in this situation anon...

I payed attention in school, study hard, college, got a degree.. got a kick ass job making good money... Now i'm a 27yo virgin

>>690049185
Listen to this anon! Best advice you will get.

>>690047925
Stupid fucking retard bitch whats wrong with her.. is she slow or is she doing that for all the beta that will get turned on by this because i seriously want to punch this bitch in the face along with everyone who thinks this is "cute".

>>690049185
You can still have sex... being a social person isn't a bad thing. Sure being career oriented is good and all. But, having fun and living it up in your twenties only happens once. The term youth is wasted on the young comes to mind.
>>690047925
It feels the inside of your mouth, just your dick is in full pleasure sensor mode so it feels amazing. Plus being close to a girl touching kissing and and makes it better.

omfg just go to tijuana you will learn for less then 20 dollars

>>690047925
It's better than what you imagine.
An easy way to get in bed with one of your friends is to hang out with your friend who you want to have relations with and just neglect the shit out of them.

>>690050010
I takes more than 20 dollars to get to Tijuana

>>690049185
I never normally expect wisdom on /b but every now and then you get a genuine nugget of gold

>>690050010
>>690050172
Rekt

>>690049875
I feel the same

>>690047925
Like a bag of sand

>>690047925
>What does fucking a pussy feel like?
Overrated bullshit.

>how is fucking multiple chicks different from one another
Not all pussy is the same temperature. Not all pussy is the same tightness, and some other minor variations.

>isn't it essentially the same thing?
Yes, it's all overrated primitive bullshit.

Go write a science fiction novel, read about philosophy, create a video game, write music, or something else, it's much more satisfying and rewarding.

>>690050172
>>690050223
look you came to me with your virgin problem and i told you a solotion.

You want to go ahead and make barriers in your mind why you cant do this or that.

Yo want to be done with this virgin shit so you can have freedom? you not ready to lose your virginity.

>>690049524
In the end, what ever you do, do NOT get into a relationship for obvious reasons.
>Making good money
Don't approach women and act like you don't care. People want what they can't get

>>690050350
Virgin detected

>>690049875
wow! you sure are pissy

Saw this from a familiar post but
Touch the inside of you're cheek thats how exactly a vagina feels like

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>>690047925
Its like a masterbating with the warm walls of the inside of your mouth wrapped around your dick.

>>690050629
Just that you dont have to use your hands.

Not going to lie OP. Sex feels infinitely better than just fapping in your hand if you're doing it with someone whom you care about and whom cares about you.
If you're just fucking random skanks with absolutely no emotional investment, then it's subpar, still better than fucking your hand though, but not by much.
It's alright.
Loose cunts require condoms, you can't finish in them, and it's generally more effort than it's worth. Unless you like herpes or VD

If you get a girlfriend though, and you love her or care about her and you're steady for a while, good, it feels pretty damn good.

>>690047925
Is this bitch retarded?

>>690050976
are you?

>>690050972
I dont know if this makes me happy or sad. Since I dont care about anyone and i bet nobody cares about me neither

>>690051070

LoL, beta detected. Little beta always thinking weird bitches are cute. Would knock you the fuck out as well for being a beta than you would shoot up a school because you're a pussy.

>>690051204
>LoL
>implying is beta
>knock you out
summerfag detected

>>690051204
why would I shoot up a school? if you were to punch me, then i would do my best to defend myself

>>690051190
Who gives a shit about that, just live your life and be social. Make some friends, and don't worry too much about it, right? Someone will care about you eventually, if they don't already

>>690051321
>>690051322
Summer doesn't start till the 20th of June you stupid fucking retarded beta bitch idiot. Kill yourself faggot.

>>690051483
summer for most people start June 1st through June 10th. im just a trap trying to browse 4chan... calm down

>>690047925
>Also how is fucking multiple chicks different from one another... isnt it essentially the same thing?
How is driving different cars different? Aren't they all basically the same?

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>>690051483
>stupid retarded beta bitch idiot faggot.

>>690051742
Basically this.

>>690051932
i think i love you

>>690051321
>>690051702
>>690051322


https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=when+does+summer+start

Here you go morons because you're stupid.. Please please kill yourselves please I asked nicely.

>>690047925
>>690049185
Not the same anon, but another idea is not to be the guy who is nervously telling a girl he gets with, he is a virgin. Suggesting you aren't a tard, you should have some idea of what to do. Hire a hooker if it's that bad.

>>690052187
>kill yourself please
lmao anon is pissed. Also here is when summer starts: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Summer

>>690052187
" summer begins on 1 May and ends on 1 August. "
This must be the most retarded and autistic discussion on 4chan to date

>>690047925
i like getting blowjobs more, i like the teasing

>>690052364
You're a fucking true moron aren't you.. Every year is different you know this correct? Fuck man fuck your fucking stupid dude slit your own throat faggot.. do it 10 times till you die.

>>690052187
its about getting out of school for summer you autist...

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>>690052442
Just follow the line you stupid fuck.

fight me

>>690052501
>its about getting out of school for summer you autist...

>when schools out summer starts?

>HUH?

H U H ? I'm not even joking.. please end your fucking retarded life. I'm serious you won't be missed.

>>690052483
Is that really all you are going to say since you dont have any legit arguments left? That it changes every year? Jeez and you say I should slit my own throat

fap fap fap

>>690052639
>>690052483
>>690052187
>>690052187
>>690051483
>>690051204
Kill yourself samefag

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>>690052621

>>690052639
how stupid are you?

Pussy is great, women are not.

tl;dr get laid not married

>>690052805
Please... I don't care how you do it or ask someone else to do it for you because you're a pussy.. but please.. I ask nicely once again.. fucking kill yourself.

>>690052880
sniff

>>690052770
here let me do it instead

>>690052892
Open a window, ya smelly cunt

>>690052826
Well.. i'm sure as well not you so i'm not stupid. That's a stupid question to ask stupid faggot.

Women only give the vagines to men with many monies, doesn't matter what they are doing or smell like as long as they have a car and a job that pays more than 16 an hour. Alternatively college girls only bang other adult children.

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sup

>>690052892
You go fucking kill yourself instead how about that? you little bitch. I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>690048925
looks like sincerelylyn, the twitch character

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>>690053101
>>690052936
Follow the instructions faggot.. I didn't read that shit.. that's a shit post from a faggot that's venting I don't have time to read beta text. Kill yourself.

>>690049524
your doing x100 better than most of us faggots. whatever you are doing don't stop.

>>690053085
Mr Dolphin joined the Navy
Mr Dolphin went to sea
Mr Dolphin sailed a boat
Mr Dolphin fucked a goat

>>690053085
soft and slippery
scent of the ocean and cum
makes a great dinner

>>690052713
Cool morning, browse 4chan, scrolling.
Browse see pic related.
faggot shitposting.

>>690049524
A 27 year old virgin with loads of cash... What's wrong anon? Do you want to be a broke 27 year old that gets complained at instead?

>>690053183
>i didnt read that shit
>beta text
You are really that pathetic arent you? Instead of coming up with valid arguments you just start shitposting that we should kill ourselves simple because you dont have the charisma or iq to respond with a valid argument. You are seriously the one that should kill themselves here lmao

>>690053397
Newfag - The Movie

>>690053397
Faggot: The Return

>>690053397
Shitposting, the neverending story

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>>690053487
I don't know how much more clear I can make it for you faggots.. kill yourself. gif related.

>>690053397
was this supposed to be a fucking haiku or what?

>>690050972
>Not going to lie OP. Gay gay faggot puff twat feelings crying love gay, faggot gay feelings girlfriend love, crying gay love love to cry.

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>>690053601
Did you have a bad day at school anon? Or is it just that nobody likes you?

>>690047925
Yeah, pussies are the same. Just like cars. Driving a Ferrari is just like driving a Civic. Moron.

>>690053601
The fact that you are just reposting now just makes you even more pathetic than before

Liar

>>690053085
That beauty skin, i can't breath, the real shark in my neath.
Under the bridge of holy, this dolphin makes me glory.

>>690053846
lul, singlesfag

>>690053803
School has been out for awhile you stupid fuck are you fucking stupid or just retarded.. you get zero pussy fapping over a retarded bitch that thinks shes a cute cat. Dumb bitches attract dumb fucking people kill yourself.

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>>690053846

Fuck man I already called you a faggot, retard, stupid, idiot.. do I have to call you a moron too.. follow instructions gif related.

>>690053987
>>690053914
Samefagging again arent you? You are the only one in this thread that should do a hero.

>>690053914
Atleast im not a nigger

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>>690054126
English retard.. that poorly written sentence was sad as fuck. I can't even guess what it said.. kill yourself please.

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>>690049875

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>>690054193
No you're something way more shitty.. you're a beta.. follow the instructions. Cut both lines.

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>>690054225
>>690054276
What the fuck? Is there two of you retards now? Fuck off seriously. I dont care about your favorite "life changing pictures"

>english retard
That was english lmao. Go back to special education, im sure there are some summerschools where you live

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>>690054441
You're English is horrible where are you from. If you think you conducted a properly worded sentence you're very much mistaken please kill yourself.

>>690050350
Lol

>>690054540
>you're english is horrible
>you're english
This has to be bait

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>>690054620

The only bait that I would drop into 4chan waters would by my nut sack.. you would def suck on them because you're a faggot. Kill yourself.

>>690054706
I think they would be bitten off too be honest

>>690054779
Would have been bitten off was what I meant to say

>>690054779
because you're a epic faggot?

>>690054863
What does that have to do with me beeing called an "epic faggot"?

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>>690055020
>beeing

>>690050453
This. This is either bait, or He's obviously a virgin faggot for personality reasons beyond our control.

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>>690047925
Here you go you stupid faggots.. this is cat bitch short meow is this cute you fucking loser.. Stupid looking cracker white bitch should get shot.

>>690052541
Cut down the river, not across

>>690047925
My penis has entered a vagina, but I feel like I shouldn't count it. That entire session is embarrassing when I look back on it.

She sucks my dick, but I never cum. And I constantly got soft, then a bit hard, then soft, then hard, then soft, and I tried putting it in on my couch while she was on top, but it got soft. So she rolled over and went on the floor, swinging her ass in the air and said "just fuck me when you're ready."

So I tried jerking it, and had a bottle of water next to me and drank from it, and spit it on my dick for lube since my mouth was drying up. And I said, okay I think I got it, but it wouldn't go in because it was still soft. Then I laid down while she sucked it on the floor, and that was pretty nice, but I didn't fucking cum, then we fucked for at least 15 seconds till I got soft in her. Then she said to me "well you officially lost your virginity, happy fucking birthday."

It felt very soft, pretty much made for your dick to cum, but I never even came, and I just figure fuck it, I'll just get the fuck dolls. It's really not that great, but, I used to be the kind of person who couldn't get into someone if they had sex with another guy. People have told me to just try it and see how meaningless sex can be, and I finally understand.

>>690047925
You come to /b/ and ask that? Everyone here is a virgin.

The moment you have sex and try to find any traces of 4chan, nothing comes up. It's like it was all a fever dream.

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>>690047925
>Also how is fucking multiple chicks different from one another... isnt it essentially the same thing?

I've fucked quite a few different girls in my life, all different agreed too, semi old fag here (30m). It's hard to explain what pussy feels like other than a moist warm meat pocket you stick your dick in. Some girls feel better just like some dicks for chicks feel better. Really, when it comes down to it, it's so subjective. I'm so bored of sex for the most part, there so much more to life, but fucking chicks is a pretty decent part of life sometimes.

>>690047925
I know this girl, from back in the day. we used to skype a lot, trade pictures. she has huge tits.

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>>690057559
>all different *ages

>>690057629
That's a cool story bro, I know this one chick too, except I used to cum in her asshole.

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Put your finger inside your cheek.

Now think of your finger as a penis.


Congrats, you just answered your question, and nooow you are a faggot.

>>690057861
well you dont have to believe me ofcourse :')

>>690057949
And I never will unless you post pictures of her asshole and your face in the screen

>>690047925
Ha! you think anyone on /b/ has gotten laid. thats cute.

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>>690058090
You know millions of people visit this site, right? While the majority of them are in fact virgin NEET fags, especially the select few who browse /b/. However, you'd be a fucking moron to assume every single one is a virgin wizard like yourself. Stop projecting, and speak only for yourself.

>>690056153
You just have performance anxiety, dimwit. Get some viagra for the first time, problem solved.

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>>690057909
Not quite but close... you fucking some loose hookers, anon?

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>>690047925
if you HAIL SKELATOR you'll be blessed with all the bony pussy you desire
>>690055930
>>690055930
>>690055930
>>690055930
>>690055930

>>690049185
this guy gets it

>>690056153
Heh, finally a real person. Dude it's what another anon said, just anxiety. Practice makes perfect anon. Why don't you fuck that chick again and practice with her? She seems slutty enough

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>>690058555
Noy just some f
sexy ass MILFS


Who have seen a plethora of dick in their day.

>>690051702
traps are fucking disgusting honestly fuck off

>>690052541
fuckin faggot its down the wrist not across jesus fucking christ.