>>690047557
whoops

,.lol

>>690047557
Are you kidding?
Women, by every single fucking metric, in the west, have it better than men
Being a middle class woman in America is living life on easy mode

I hope this thread is cursed pls give me boobs

pls give

"oh no"

>>690047557

ez game ez life, make me sexy pls.

its 2:30 am, how do i make chicken nuggets

Ej

Nooooo not a curse ...

Alternative solution
Don't wake up tomorrow.

We all want tits

>>690047557
pfft i wish

>>690048008
KEK NICE LAST 4

hmm, you don't say

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posting with hope. even if it is falsely put

oooooops

>>690047557
This is some fucking MSN type chain-post bullshit, get outa here.

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>>690047825
This

hopeful post

i will use my vagina to destroy the world, i will begin by blackmailing young men for simple things like money. then once i have whored my way into university i will take some shitty social science degeree and will end up being the secretary for a big ceo. everyday he will plough me until by hole becomes and endless abyss. then with my ultimate fortune i will replace my vagina and marry a man of my choosing

Masturbation will be awsome

pls gimme the titties

K

>>690047945
Cut boneless skinless chicken breasts into the size you want

Mix bomb ass seasonings in with flour, I use bisquick because it's awesome

Dip them nuggets in the bisquick

Fry in a cooking pan filled with vegetable oil

Wait until nuggets are golden brown, flip each one every now and then

Eat that shit you filthy nigger stop buying kfc and grape drank

Oh nooo

So, if I post in this thread, I'll..

>Have tits
>Have a vagina
>Be able to wear all the wonderful female clothing that I've always been jealous of women for
>Be in relationships with men without being gay
>Be expected to be submissive
>Have an appearance that won't make me wanna die
And to top it off
>Be able to get pregnant, which is my secret hidden desire that I could never tell another living soul

Well, I' better make sure not to post, then.

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I think its safe to say all guys have thought about it atleast once.

Why are people even posting here ?

I have immunity cat ;^)

YOLO

Aww yeah for titties

man, that sounds like a terrible thread

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>>690048341
thanks anon
this really helped

This thread is stupid

>>690048405
To have one more hole for our dragon dildo

>>690047557
W whoops

I'd make a kick ass lesbian.
I actually think I'm a lesbian trapped in a woman's body.

K

Yes pls

:^)

>>690047557
Oh my bad

My benes is immune due to a high enducing mushroom next to my house.

Sup

uh ok

>>690047557
>sage

2nd post in this thread for eXXXtra luck

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>>690047557

kkkkkkkkk

>>690047557
damn, got trapped

>>690047557
i hope

oopps

>>690048072
Is it summer already?
Oh shit it is.

Give it to me

Damn, better not post then

doubt it

>>690047557
k I won't activate easy mode.

fuck

>>690047557
What if I want to?

Oh shit!

>>690047825
Fucking yes.
You don't even need to have sex. Just hint that MAYBE there would be sex.

I could get a new pc from a rich guy and then live with gaming for life

>>690047557
Implying I don't want this.

...God, I fucking hate myself...

>>690047557
shit

i dont wanna be a girl so i wont post here

>>690047557
spooky curse is spooky

fuck you i want to become a woman

pls i want to be qt3.14

Im in

>>690047557
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Oh shit! I ain't posting for sure.

rip rip rip guess im gonna have titties when i wake up

>>690047557
roll

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Yes please.

>>690047825
/thread

uhoh

>>690048572
A seasoning tip: garlic powder will work wonders you can't imagine in this dimension. And be generous with it in the flour mix, it's only coating the chicken in a layer so if you don't your nuggets will taste like bland fried meats which still tastes great so fuck you vegetables

i wish

curse me fucker

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Check 'em

I'd be hot in 4 months if I swapped. Lets do this.

I wanna shove stuff in my pussy make me a girl lol

>>690047557
...

>>690047666
Hang on satan

okay! oh shit i just did. Oh well

>>690047557
I love when you can switch difficulty in the middle of a game.

Yes please, ill rather be a woman than a cuckold

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This thread is definitely not lupus

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>>690047557

Alright

>>690047557
pls i need

>>690047825
>>690048166
>>690049011
are you kidding me?
enjoy getting cat-called and harassed on a daily basis you fucktards.
stop implying women have it easy and start looking at the real circumstances.
i'll gladly trade my pussy with your dicks and will laugh when you come back after a few days bawling your eyes out wanting it back.

Curses

okay

Sure

Posted

>>690050215
Bayght

>>690050215
You have to leave the house to get harassed, retard.

>>690047557
oh darn what a terrible curse

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>>690047557
Sure would make life a lot easier, also jerking off looks way funner for women

I mean, I'd be okay with it

>>690047557
B)

>>690050215
> implying i'd get catcalled for keeping my wardrobe and continuing to be a Shut in.

Oh no

Damn :/

Change me, see what happens I'll eat your asshole

Gibe da pussy b00s

k

Wow, is OP a wizard?

>>690050215
Hah. I'll give you my dick. Enjoy society seeing you as the strong one/problem solver/provider. The next emotional problem you have is totally -your- fuckin problem.

Tsk :)

>>690050215
>Women are so privileged that getting cat-called is the biggest problem they face

>>690050215
ding dong you are wrong

>>690047557
*cough*

>>690047557
FOR
THE
FUCKING
TITS

If only

There's gotta be a chance.

Oops did the captcha by accident

Middle class white woman? Hell yeah!

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>>690047557
>implying that i'd ever post in a cursed thread
lol no way

Will I be a cute grill?

>>690050215
>enjoy getting cat-called
Man, I wish that was my biggest concern.

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What could go wrong

Curse me

Can I keep my dick?

>>690047557
idk

>>690050557
spoken like a true neckbeard-loser.
also it's men who have a problem dealing with emotions themselves.
if you are too "manly"to seek help, stop complaining like a little bitch.

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>>690050215
nice bait, faggot

Only if this was true

>>690047557
Why does his underwear change in the pic?

>>690047557
please anon

>>690050215
Enjoy people giving you shit for acting too masculine, for not acting masculine enough, for being sexist and holding the door open for women, for not being a gentleman when you dont hold the door open for women, enjoy not getting laid because you didnt 'take control' and aggressively pursue women, and enjoy being called a misogynist or a rapist when you do try to take control and aggressively pursue a woman.

What a shame

>>690047557
pls

>>690050865
Not taking the bait. Fuck off weaboo.

>>690050611
>Yeah, it's totally not a big deal to walk like a lamb amongst wolves everytime you go out.

Fuck off you mra-shit.

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>>690047557
For science!

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ahhh you got me

>>690050215

I'll give you my dick if you lend me your pussay

>>690047557
oh dear

Bring in the double Ds

>>690047557
omg, is that really true? better not post in here

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>>690047557
plz

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>>690050991
>weeaboo

>>690050215
>i'll gladly trade my pussy with your dicks
uh can we do this, i wanna totally do this? can i get the boobs too?

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>>690051045
>>690050865
>>690050215

you probably think the wage gap is real

>>690047557
shit why not

>>690047924
how "terrible"

>>690047557

right up my alley

>>690050939
how are those problems any worse than womens?
how are those problems not exclusively your own fault?
stop crying because you are a socially awkward psycho, who has absolutely no decency and clue how to treat women or people in general.

>>690047557
be a woman when i wake up tomorrow? oh nooooooooooooo....

>>690047557
noo

AAAyyyyyyyy

you can't tell me what to do

Sorry scrubs but this is dead. I'm too manly to become a bitch.

>>690047557
ill send nudes tomorrow

>>690047557
Ok, what ever.

>>690051481
this is bait. I can tell from some of the words and from seeing quite a few bait posts in my time.

>>690047557
Ha

>>690051481
I dont cry. I'm not allowed to, women will roll their eyes and call me an emotional little boy even though they sob everytime they see a cute puppy video

might be a fun experience. ill send you nudes if it works.

>>690051223
this is an entirely different topic, but nice strawman you got there you memelord.

Prove it faggot.

>>690050939
""too masculine""
what the fuck is that?
The only people who say that shit are feminine beta-leftists without a drop of testosterone in their systems.

Fuck that, don't listen to them. Go lift some weights you'll feel better.

As long as I'm hot

>>690047557
Pls

>>690047557
>turn into a grill
>hook up with a grill from muh sexuality/gender club
>???

with all the bisexual trisexual quadsexual thing that's happening in the world right you could get laid with any gril from said clubs

>>690047557
trips and my dream will come true

>>690047557
yiss pls

Wat

ok

shit

>>690051660
oh man...this is fucking ridiculous.
but be happy with your black and white world of evil manipulative women and poor, misunderstood men.
one day you will realize your life is not a facebook meme.

Gib pussi b0s

>>690051045
Oh no people think I'm desirable, woe is me

I'd be kind of okay with this, except for the paperwork.

Can you imagine what a pain in the ass it would be pushing that shit through a government bureaucracy?

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Bet I will nigga

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lol

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make me a cute grill pls

Ok

why not

Do ur best cursed thread

Fucking faggots.

>>690050877
what does that chart have to do with anyting we are talking about?

also, maybe men chose more dangerous jobs because they want to prove themselves for whatever ridiculous reasons?
maybe women are less risk-taking and more careful because they are not as idiotic when it comes to safety?
maybe women are still ostracized from certain jobs and work-spaces?

this chart tells us nothing.
it's just made to fit your retarded agenda.

Please

sign me up fuck knuckles

>>690051925
Enjoy your fragile little world where a man calling you hot is the worst thing ever and equivalent to rape and omg I need my safe space I'm so triggered right now.

>>690047557
I wish. Never gonna happen though, it's the fat ugly dude's life for me.

>inb4 wake up as fat ugly woman

Pls

eh

Roll for tits

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>>690047557
i can only hope you're right OP

i can't wait to fondle my tits, rub my click, and fuck a rich man once per week in exchange for a lavish lifestyle

>>690047825
but how?

why not :D

grill pls

>>690047557
oh no how do I stop this?

Whoops

>>690047557
56yu7

I'm interested to see what its like
Fuck the surgery though, I'd rather be a real girl

pls

aaa

Make life easy again!

xD

Ok

oopsie

>>690047557
ok

Well, time to do it I guess.

Immunity cat, let this one through, please.

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>>690052733
UNCHECKED DUBS DETECTED

>>690047557
>live in NY
>attend college
>god these bitches have so many fucking advantages here
>scholarships
>muhsoginy argument ender
>mate choice even if ugly
>auto jobs
Please let it be true.

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Yes please