NZ / New Zealand Thread
Why are IDs even gone?
>>690043956
To make it harder for you to attention-whore
Dunners reporting.
No frost tonight = frosty beverage tonight?
Any dunedin nudes?
last nights thread was the best, that grill was gud. NZJEW is a onesie autistic faggot
>Christchurch
Dunaz also reporting in.
This town is shit.
>>690045474
>last nights thread was the best
Fuck off, newfag
There doesn't seem to be much point in these nz threads. Is it just one guy always making them?
>>690043883
>tfw shipping and US currency rates fucks up your /fa/ desires
>>690044702
>>690045841
sup dunners cunts, dunedin also here.
>>690044702
go to spotlight and get one of those frosty frozen drink makers, i got one for $10, supes legit. gonna make a mean frozen vanilla coke
>>690046634
did u not see last night man? it was worth it!
no ive made a few before
Blenheim reporting in
>>690046762
Another student?
>>690046762
sup vanilla coke is the shit
>>690045841
wassgood duds boi
>>690045218
guessing you want GRACE?
>>690046875
I was on either last night or the night before. So what happened to make these shit threads not so shit?
>>690046950
this chick posted her nudes was pretty dope
>>690046948
Lol its dunedin nothings good. what you up to.
>>690045841
Try burning more couches to improve your experience
>>690046762
I just went to Countdown and got beer instead, but that sounds pretty mint
>>690047009
>that's not very special
>>690046908
>Another student?
>asking if im a degenerate student
No i work
>>690047009
Woah OMG!! XD
>>690047077
>asking if you're a student is a smart guess given the majority of people here are.
Half kiwi here and proud. Aussie born. Adf reserves.
>>690047025
haha fuck all . thinking about having a look at the rekt thread but i never can handle it lol
>>690045474
oh wow it's delivery girl!
>>690047070 lol go fuck yourself
>>690047112
youre a gay cunt who still does XD face?
>>690047193
>fuck all
this is the summary of everyone who lives in this town.
>>690047278
UPTO FUCK ALL is the one mate
>>690047277
lol if you think some random tits you might never get a hold of is special you make me look like a cool person cause damn that's sad.
>>690047278
Nah just NZ in general
>>690047244
On a scale of 1/retard how much did you get for your chromosome?
>>690043883
>Nzjew
Wine and cheese night
>>690047349
lol i dont think im special i just thought it was dope how she shared them. fucking nutsuck with ur stupid comments ae
>>690047434
>nz in general
amen brother. How did the greatest country in the world end up being the most depressing.
>>690047349
and she shared he vag too so fuck off u dont know jack shit
>>690047444
trips my dude fuck! posh cunt
chch reporting
>>690047493
lol its a thread for fuck sakes not the whole county. chill
>>690047596
still heaps of skin heads round chch?
>>690047027
you can even put beer IN THEM.
>>690047153
yes its why dunedin is such a shit hole burn it all down.
and dunedin is gonna be lit this weekend, Im gonna make more dumplings.
>>690047461
>>690047512
Scrubs are lively tonight.
>gaiz i saw a vagina on the internets "lmaoepicwinxddddd"
>>690047657
dunedins always lit
>>690047657
yeah damn right burn it all.
Also mein neiger you gonna make me some?
>>690047677
u and ur dumb ass comments man look u got dubs now shove a butt plug up ur ass and wank to gay porn
>>690047800
its a dubs kinda night
another chch reporting in. Fucking cold as m80's
>>690047729
>dunedins always lit
its couches are.
>>690047800
Theyre gonna be pork, shrimp, garic stem and mushroom ones so if you want a couple sure. makes 25 or so. I even bought a bamboo steamer today
>>690047512
That's gay as hell.
Post it ya Maori cunt.
baby girl come back and share your nudes if you're not out and about. fucking miss u
>>690047842
Dubs don't lie scrub.
>>690048062
im not maori. theres 3
>>690048011
Wicked man cheers. What time do i pick them up?
>>690048107
in autistic /b/ world
>>690043883
>Chirstchurch
Evening fam
>>690048102
I bet you're that fuck who scared off dg by being a clingy cunt.
>>690048164
>690048164
lel
South Wairarapa reporting in, my nips are diamonds
>>690048232
>thinking i give a shit about his opinions
>>690048164
You type like a hori
>>690048297
hahahahaha fuck off boi. these cunts were begging when she wanted to go to sleep
>>690047906
Spaghetti on head for warmth
>>690048393
yea i knoe kuz itz mah jam
>>690048434
Nigger
>>690048434
Im kinda curious. Why is there such a demand for dunedin nudes? like the one guy who asks for them is saving them all and tryna track the chicks in the pics down?
>>690048361
Hangi pants
>>690048372
>Thinking we give a shit about opinions
FTFY
>>690048584
nah the chicks here are pretty hot, you people from here wouldnt know. cos no one ever fucking post them. we want dunedin nudes to jack to
>>690048604
shes tight af
>>690048744
>thinking i think you give a shit
>>690048584
Dude has been trying to track down chicks so he can dox them and try and get more nudes, it's been going on for a while
>>690048823
Oh shit my bad didn't realize she posted a depth chart of her own pussy
>>690048753
>Dunedin chicks
>Hot
That's some low quality bait.
>>690048918
>.gif
>not .gif
Tours are free
>>690048823
yup she is
>>690049038
I'm not even surprised.
>>690049038
lol doubt it , thats shit cunt as fuck.
the guy with them all is banned anyway
she did with her fingers
This girls in NZ right now
>>690049284
cool go fuck her
>>690049230
If you're talking about the pussy folding in then that's not really accurate, even the loosest slut can do that if they're dry, it's just friction.
Who knows though, she might be tight. Judge with your dick and not your eyes though, bitches know tricks.
Newfags ruined these threads.
>>690049339
>guys on /b/ dont get laid.
>>690049194
its a yarn
>>690049284
Did just two nights ago. But if yall don't appreciate I don't gotta post. Trying to liven up this thread.
>>690049407
second that
>>690049402
cry
>>690049400
dubs tell me to fuck her
>>690049407
>/b/tards get cucked
FTFY
>>690049414
tall tale or not I don't doubt it.
>>690049485
its boring with out the face tbh
>>690048211
probably thread time tomorrow night g
>>690049549
>>690049485
Let me fix that for you.
>>690049535
who would do that though?
>>690049402
>Implying I'm new
>>690049535
Dude was talking about it constantly in tinychat, he got in legal trouble and had to delete the archive
>>690049594
nice work my dude
>>690049503
don't bring your beta male fetish in here kiddo.
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>>690049610
dumb ass
did anyone ever visit fgts.jp the archive site? its gone now
>>690049608
Kek
>>690049594
>>690049641
Thanks mate, definitely adds the right kick to being out here.
>>690049716
Don't tell me what to fuckin' do.
>>690049594
What a weird looking cunt
>>690049716
How about you kill yourself fuccboi
>>690049587
Bro that's not cool. Im gonna be working that time tomorrow.
>>690049598
Im sure there's someone in dunaz who is sad enough to do it.
>>690049610
Good to hear.
>>690049608
>the old gang
>>690049784
hey dont be rude! :D
>>690049783
this another broad u bangin mate?
>>690049818
shut up :( my fans will give u shit
>>690049608
id prob fuck tamika
>>690049910
>>690049783
Same Girl as the rest i posted
>>690049949
>his mum and his bf
>>690049608
I miss everyone
Where did they all go?
why is weed so hard to get right now
>>690049716
not your personal army, faggot
>>690050012
how old is she
>>690050062
where u located? its easy af
>>690049608
>tfw ginga got fat
>>690050096
oi! you dont know what ur missing out on
>>690049854
>Bro that's not cool. Im gonna be working that time tomorrow.
Looks like theyre all for me then
>>690050157
>>690050012
19 and damn straight weed is easy. I have been gifted weed 4 times in the past 3 weeks. Just casually handed a few grams.
>>690050164
She was thinner than she is in that pic when I met her a couple months back.
Hey guys, tell me about life in NZ? Are you happy where you are?
>>690050169
blunt trauma to the head by a garden spade
>>690050157
wellington region
>>690050210
Wow man.
>>690050373
ur from usa aye
>>690050373
>>/r9k/
>>690050295
nice mate and lucky cunt wish i got that. free weed woo
>>690050373
Happy, eh?
If I could stop myself from raging whenever I hear our so called reporters/journalists commentating on international news with their obvious and shitty liberal bias then it might be better.
Otherwise in NZ you merely exist and continue on.
Yall kiwis love an american apparently. Everyone out here is super nice and keeps hookin it up.
>>690050812
We have to love you. or yall will invade
>>690047444
>>690047546
Thank you good friend
>>690050913
Na, NZ aint a blip on the american radar. No oil and y'all already have plenty of freedom. Most staties don't head down this way thankfully. You gotta watch out for germans though, fucking lil germany down here.
>>690050812
we're part of the five stars.
we literally have to bow to the US and UK to prevent our country from being invaded.
>>690051160
>>NZ aint a blip on the american radar
We're home to some of America's most important science experiments.
It's not a matter of resources, but a matter of them literally wanting our land as a "full package".
They could walk in and take it quite easily if they wanted.
>>690051160
fuck off ur not wanted
>>690050701
>Otherwise in NZ you merely exist and continue on.
Doesn't sound terribly different from where I am, actually. You lot sound depressing
>>690049608
lol im in this
>>690047444
What's up on the bords
>>>>nzjew reporting in Bord on the wine what up on tiny chat
>>690049608
STOP POSTING PICS OF THEIR FACES
THATS WHY THEY DONT CAM ANYMORE
>>690051474
I blame it on the lack of good pussy
>>690051532
lol me too, apparently I'm the fat one.
>>690051406
Its true, You are used as the testing area for a shit ton of stuff. I don't think you gotta worry, though who knows once the Trumpeter takes over everything will go bat shit insane and maybe y'all will become a US state.
Now the Chinese on the other hand...
I hate this fucking country so god damn much. The culture is retarded the people is retarded every where is far away there is no good activities and its perpetually behind the rest of the world. Not to mention there is fuck all in the way of opportunities. This is truly a miserable shit hole to live in. The women here are fucking disgusting and the niggers and bogans are pure trash that make me embarrassed to think we are the same race.
Anyone else feel the same?
>>690051714
holy fuck who the fuck is this?
>>690051864
Yes. This is all accurate information.
>>690051864
Yup, I'm with ya.
>Inb4 inevitable replies of "lol git out of mah cuntree if u dun lyk it feg", We were born here too, erryone gotta deal with this shithole.
>>690049608
ginga was such a cutie. kyss was a weird cunt. syrus that baby faced cunt.
>>690052014
its fucking depressing fam. I havent met anyone here that I identify with. last time I was overseas it was like holy shit the rest of the world isnt retarded at all its just that backwater in the middle of nowhere.
>>690051714
>>690051965
Not a kiwi clearly... Shes a CO girl, she was here last year though.
>>690049608
What's up with the asian girl crying blood?
>>690052120
Yeah man it really is. NZ has the potential to be the best country but its just absolute shit. The people especially the women are shit. I've fucked both kiwi and aussie females and im ashamed to say the aussie was the better fuck.
I went to aus and its a nice-ish place but too many shitskins.
>>690051607
>>tehe im a gurl on the internets putting my face up
>>NO STOP SHARING A PICTURE OF MY FACE!!1
get fucked white knight faggot
>>690051607
spot the virgin
>>690051714
Could you imagine it... Trump becomes president of the USA. Winston becomes Prime Minister of NZ.
The two of them fly to Russia to smoke cigars and do shots of vodka with Putin. It'd be a dream come true.
>>690052365
>>690052666
Samefag lol
>>690052666
Satan has spoken
>>690051714
>>You are used as the testing area for a shit ton of stuff
Pretty much, especially medical / pharmacy.
>>maybe y'all will become a US state
I certainly hope so. Even just the different gun laws and house=castle laws would be nice. They suck over here. Generic shitty nanny state.
>>690051714
Yup, and we don't offer any kind of medical surgery unless it's life threatening
Even then you'd be hard pressed because all of our surgeons are outsourced so we're left with the crap ones.
>>690052120
I find its not too bad sometimes I meet some decent kiwis in payday2.
>>690052726
nope, not samefag. calling a white knight a virgin is pretty funny though...i wish i'd done that.
>>690052823
>>690052718
>>690052156
Plus imagine all the imports of beautiful USA girls and Russian.
But I prefer the secret hideaway that NZ currently is for staties. Most only stay for a few weeks. Been out here for almost a year now.
>>690053005
Psh we offer surgeries in the states and then charge you an arm a leg and your left kidney to cover the costs for it.
>>690053118
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEFAG LOLOLOL
>>690052718
>>Winston
Winston is no longer relevant. He's a populism vulture, and barely shares the same views as Trump. He doesn't even get much hate anymore, he's just like the old grumbly guy sitting outside the TAB who no longer picks the winning horse.
The true right-wing side of NZ politics is mostly asleep, and has been for about a solid 10+ years.
>>690049716
lol mediocre cunt
>>690053154
Yeah but are they so grossly incompetent that they'd allow a trainee to do surgery, who then stitched a guy's organs together and killed him?
>>690043883
Why are there no fucking jobs when the rent is so high?
Got to either move overseas or kill myself at this rate
>>690049608
MFW I'm the guy on the top right
>>690053695
the job market in aus has way more oppertunities yeah but employeers in aus make ours look like good people half the time also there's fucking tons more competition for one job. I was like 1 of 50 dudes applying for a supermarket job.
>>690053797
Kyss is that you??
>>690053797
hows the k-pop training going?
>>690053154
Surprisingly we get quite a few Russian girls, but mostly down south.
Tourists mind you, nothing else really.
I dated a US girl while her family were visiting here. Was fucking great, father was a yankee nut and was loaded, always paid for everything.
>>690051701
Why don't you cam anymore :(
go on nz cam some slut is stripping
>>690053188
xDDDDDDDDDD
>>690054045
I have met a few crazy russian guys down south no girls. Smoked a lot of weed, drank a ton of gin and vodka, and got my ass handed to me in chess repeatably was a good time.
Sounds like the average american travler
>>690054178
fuck off d
Alexandra reporting in
>>690053446
>The true right-wing side of NZ politics is mostly asleep, and has been for about a solid 10+ years.
Because of political correctness
>>690054277
>Alex
That's a new one. Up to in Central?
>>690054280
Yup. Was finalized in the late 90s, around 97.
Peaked in 2003, and then 2004 - 2007 was when it turned to utter shit.
Funny how short such things last.
Anyone else just watching the same old shit on youtube cause there's nothing to do in this country?
>>690054673
I'm watching the same old shit on 4chan for that reason, so more or less
>>690054673
here watch this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er3vu2IVLjc
>>690051701
join me boys im horny
Yeah man, alex is in otago
Smol, but nice
>>690056030
Shut up tedi
hey guys my name is flynn i like coldplay whats going on
>>690055365
stop fucking posting me
Fuck you
Hmu lads o two two 052 2443
>>690056547
>>690056940
fuck off d
>>690057073
fucking newfag needs to go back to his tumblr
>>690057179
thread is dead. well done, d. you've killed it.
>>690053446
>The true right-wing side of NZ politics is mostly asleep, and has been for about a solid 10+ years.
Exactly why I feel no affiliation to any party.