Your weapon of choice for the purge .
At least I'm not the only fag wanting to use the Buster sword.
>>690043724
Wow, OP really is a faggot
Also, if we're doing a melee only purge, then a lasceration whip
Fuckload of napalm
>>690043979
is that an unregulated much mod? looks pretty cool
umm... this
Asuming you even lift that thing. Some guy made the irl version of the Buster Sword and it's all but wieldable.
>>690043979
ah the douche flute.. good choice
the greatest weapon of all! more?
>>690043724
So you're dead in a heartbeat. You can't lift in or strike anything with it.
If it's melee, a spear is the best weapon. If not, then something explosive makes sense.
>>690044076
Just a cool looking vape somebody once posted on 4chan. I'd sit on the roof of the tallest building I could find, puff away and watch the madness.
>>690044104
this would also come in handy
>>690044346
More
I guess I'd use this
>>690044346
man what the fuck
>>690044419
now im not him, and im not trying to defend his shity choice of weaponry. but a fucking spear? good lord how retarded are you. yea, in groups or with training spears are useful, but by yourself with no training youre better off killing yourself, get a faster death.
Fuck everyone.
>>690044489
>>690044629
more?
Lobsters strapped to my hands.
>>690044710
NO
STOP IT
>>690044691
sheeeet.... good choice man
>>690043724
Do you even lift faggot? That sword it would only weigh hundreds of pounds good luck bro, RIP
I will be the guy with the portable mini gun in bodyarmor stacking fags like you to the sky...
>>690043724
How will you be able to use it?
I have a homemade macuahuitl (not pic). Mine is made from a reclaimed guitar neck (truss rod for support) and is shorter and more sword like in profile. Local obsidian for the blade (holes drilled so I can secure it, have a bunch of pre-knapped replacement blades), and of course a metal cap to stab with, literally a spade head. It looks like a post-apoc gladius/falcatta in terms of size.
Its autistic but it feels better because I made it myself. Been toying with modifying a wooden oar to accept macuahuitl blades. Would it be a good idea?
>>690045015
>>690044346
Haha
>>690044876
>Claims the sword is too heavy
>thinks he can wear body army while holding up a minigun
>even Schwarzenegger in his prime could hardly do it
>Schwarzenegger was juicing and lifting like a goddamn mad man
Yeah, right kid.
You're not fooling or impressing anyone, you know that, right? Just say katana or AR-15 like everyone else is thinking.
>>690044768
Snip Snap
>>690043724
can you even pick that up?
>>690043724
>hundreds of pounds
>portable mini gun in bodyarmor
>>690045123
>>690045098
i mean yea theres worse weapons, at yours is semi realistic.
>>690044710
more dump it all
>>690045330
>>690045098
You're be better off with the butt of a rifle. Oars would chip and break too easily on impact. Especially if they're worn in.
Also I demand pics.
Oh, aight
>>690045407
>>690044819
>>690045401
>>690044691
That won't work, it takes a while to prep, and you'll also need a plane to drop it, which is pretty much a weapon itself
>>690045466
>>690045518
>>690045510
I can just hit it with a hammer.
>>690045419
It's late and my parents are sleeping. If you hang around /k/ I will probably post it at some point if there is a homemade weapons thread.
>>690045497
>>690045646
>>690045497
stop while you still have a shred of dignity
One of these
The Noisy Cricket
>>690045682
Yeah, good point
>>690045497
im hard
>>690045419
This is decorative but more or less what I made but with no stabbing end. It's important you use chipped obsidian rather than ground, as chipped has a monomolecular edge while ground is worse than steel or regular glass.
If we are doing a melee only purge, I'm slipping into some Lorica body armor and dual wielding axes like a madman.
>>690044768
>>690046084
>that handle
kek
>>690046194
Wow, youvw managed to disgust and insult not only the Romans, but also the Germanics.
>>690046084
That's really not bad at all, honestly. I like it. Good work.
>>690046399
All part of the plan.
Planetary annihilators of course
>>690046194
>Lorica body armor
mah nigga
I think maybe I'd go with a shield and spear.
The armor is pretty dank, and could get away with it as being your main line of defense, but there's just the guys with the heavy weapons you need to worry about.
Also Unified Weapons Master wen?
I've been waiting for this shit for what seems like years now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1gzGTEMnIU
But still, I don't know. With lightweight armor that allows mobility while still being protective, maybe I'd go with a axe and short sword duel wield combo.
>>690047265
i bet youd still feel a hammer strike though
I'll kill them with cuteness.
>>690045419
Another stupid white boy,.. thats obsidian sharper than any steal in the world with less flaws. Dumb ass.
>>690046084
I could make mine better and without beer bottle chips.
Because I actually want to live and kill people, unlike the mall ninjas everywhere in this thread
>>690048137
Another dumb nigger.
Thinks sharp = resilient
I also was talking about the WOOD breaking, not the obsidian. But it's fine. I'm aware that third world countries teach you more about "stupid white boys" than how to fucking read, you ignorant twat.
Also, yes. Obsidian can still shatter, chip, and break.
>>690047865
Maybe. Did you see the staff strike in 0:36?
The staff generates a lot of force.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrRAsptkRfc
But with a good strike to the right place, I'm sure someone would feel it, depending on the hammer.
ARASAKA HLR-12X Heavy Laser Rifle
>>690043724
>>690048137
>thinks culture can defy science and physics
Oh boy, who let the Tumblrites in?
>>690046084
Fucking cool, Anon.
Keep tinkering /b/rother
>>690045682
>mudslime detected
>>690048578
Didn't say it was strong you dumb ass cracker little dick bitch.. said is was sharp.. can't you read.. and who the fuck would use a would butt of a shotgun only a dumb red neck like you. Why would you comment on someone who's showing you something legit with some sharp ass shit on it then you say oh use a shotgun butt .. fucking idiot dude I hope the purge comes you will get killed 1st for being a moron.
>>690043724
Stomp.
A chainsaw
>>690048717
>Get mad because stupid white boy
Stay mad little dick.
Eva 01 or 03
>>690043724
Chinese Jian
>>690049107
Fuckin faggot weaboo
>>690049138
Also with a fully automatic AR-15.
>>690049263
Smh abby whip>>>>>>>
>>690043724
my weapon of choice
>>690049281
Honestly, I wouldn't even mind to be beaten to death with that. If you can wield that mighty of a rubber dong you deserve to kill something with it.
Khopesh.
Where's the sonic meme!!! Im waiting here for that shit.
Somebody please get this reference
>>690049429
That's a weird pistol. Where is the trigger? Is it pressure activated on the bumpy area?
>>690049600
Aurons final weapon
>>690044678
Actually spears can hold their own very well in combat solo or group IF and this is the biggun IF its paired with a shield
>>690048452
What are you,f ucking agnostic?
Crazyhorse M1A with EBR Chassis, X14 drum, MK 4 LR/T Rifle scope & SOCOM can, and Atlas bipod in as high and hardened a nest as I can find.
>>690048626
the only kind that matters. slow and heavy
>>690043724
Since I'm Mexican and I know people in the cartel I will be able to get a dessert eagle extended mag suppressor and a shit ton of ammo fmj
my choice!
>>690043724
One of these guys
>>690049756
My nigga
I'd go with the Trumpanator !!
>>690050045
Also my nigga
This.
>>690045123
>>690045330
>>690045407
>>690045466
>>690045518
>>690045646
>>690045799
this was the best SCP i read so far but i have only scratched the surface 400 SCP's read so far
>>690049010
Yeah. You said "Sharp steal". That's how I know you're a nigger.
I also said rifle, not shotgun. I'd ask if you can read again but it'd be redundant. You've already proven you can't. Now I'll get ready to laugh as you struggle to understand half of what I've said. Take your time. Try not to get so mad you pop a boner. Wouldn't want you to pass out from the lack of blood flow to your brain, would we?
Yeah, I know all about those big dick problems. I don't make shit up and project my insecurities like you.
I was making suggestions. Maybe your fragile ego can't handle constructive criticism but I actually praised our friend. Not my fault you can't understand that. Then again, I wasn't even talking to you. So you can fuck off now, bud.
Or do you have more projecting or posturing to do, to recover your wounded pride?
Old but related pic.
>>690049838
I prefer a maul with a fiberglass handle, you get more speed and therefore force, and with the flex it has you are less likely to break or bend the shaft
>>690049093
>literally just responded with "u mad white boi"
>>690049645
This guy plays d&d
your mom
>>690050259
As if you could carry it
>>690049790
stealth AND agility nigga
>>690049970
Reported to the FBI.
https://youtu.be/BVw9XnGghOg
thermite grenades. a literal fuckton
everyone will live in the firey inferno
>>690050828
Right, but only accurate to what, 25 meters with that suppressor? If you're into spray and pray the ar15 is fine I guess.
>mfw all these fat neckbeards think that if some shit goes down that they have the backed up experience and stamina to hack more than one zombie with a melee weapon without going into respiratory failure
>>690051116
You cant have class C or D weapons as in explosives I believe
>>690051236
wait thermite is considered an explosive?
i was thinking just incindinary grenades, tbh
unless you mean those are still C or D.
sorry i suck at weaponry
this is my armor. nothing else needed, just armor
Falchion
>>690051456
I just want to swing 2x4s at you and see how many I can get to stick.
>>690043724
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xogheZdAO18
Just so you know what a failure you'll be.
>>690049838
I like that
>>690051559
I'm a medieval flea market historian, and I'm not familiar with this weapon.
All of these
>>690044876
Barrett from FFVII has a minigun arm, so you're not that different
>>690051413
You can make thermite in your kitchen, it's not neceddarily class c or d
>>690051846
Napalm Molotovs are more fun in a crowd
>>690051846
yeah i know you can make thermite at home, its just i didn't know that it was considered an explosive.
>>690052233
Youre gonna slap people to death?
>>690052233
Brutal.
>>690052103
I think the anon was confusing anti-materiel thermite grenades with thermite itself
>>690052317
I'm a martian artist. I've been training Karate, Kung-Fu and Jiujitsu for 3 years. I can easily kill any human with my bare hands, I don't need guns and knives like a coward.
>>690045497
Name/link? I would like to fap to this
>>690052479
>martian artist
>>690052479
Well fuck me, I better be careful.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YyBtMxZgQs
>>690052479
>Martian artist
Fucking acrostics in this thread
>>690052479
> martian artist
kek
>>690052479
you draw aliens?
>>690052527
No, you really wouldn't.
>>690052719
nah, he obviously draws aliens playing mortal kombat
Purge you say? in the name of the emperor.
Nuke 'em from orbit. Just to make sure all the bastards are dead!
>>690043724
Much as I do like that sword, you'd have to have a very specific build to use that thing. Pretty much be limited to swinging it horizontally too if you want to do any kind of damage. I'll take this bad motherfucker. I'd prefer it not have all the engravings though
>>690052479
I'll take simplicity over looking like I'm having a fucking seizure, Mr Martian autist.
>>690043979
That's called "Lil Steamy" didn't it?
>>690046084
>>690045098
These are cool af
>>690052479
>Martian artist
>>690044434
Tallest roof? The fuck you autis, thats where people go to find someone to kill. Aka people like me finding people like you or buster blade faggots.
imho thermite is the best flamable thing.
about 2000 degrees on ignition? fuck yeah
I'd go with a sword, but not a buster sword because that is impossible to lift.
I forgot the guy's Youtube channel, but he forges real swords, like legit. He made Cloud's and they can barely hold it.
I prefer a gunblade.
>>690044678
You're kidding right? Spears are one of the easiest weapons in the world to use. That's why they used them for the grunts
>>690052479
> martian martial arts
> black belt in karatayy lmao
>>690044629
Newfag detected
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvaGDEbnk3w
>>690052786
You underestimate my degeneracy
>>690051780
Lol its a Falchion, pretty common really
>>690046889
I hope you can breath in vacuum
>>690052479
Honestly even you did train those. Kung fu is fucking useless. Jui jitsu is pointless unless you can get a take down/get a takedown. And most karate in the US is some Rex Kwon Do bullshit. Add to the fact you've never been punched in the face all = crying like a bitch when you get hit
the best weapon is a dull butter knife.
>>690051781
about 3.5 keks
>>690044876
Actually that sword weighs 80lbs or so. It's been made in the real world plenty of times
the penetrator
>>690053093
A falchion (/ˈfɔːltʃən/; Old French: fauchon; Latin: falx, "sickle") is a one-handed, single-edged sword of European origin, whose design is reminiscent of the Persian shamshir, the Chinese dadao, and modern machete.[citation needed] Falchions are found in different forms from around the 13th century up to and including the 16th century. In some versions the falchion looks rather like the weapon-seax and later the sabre, and in some versions the form is irregular or like a machete with a crossguard
>>690049429
>thousands of years from now aliens discover the remains of our now gone civilization
>they find this
>assume it's some kind of weapon
>lock it up as a super weapon from an advanced species, assume it destroyed our planet
>splinter faction comes to power
>steals the ancient super weapon
>tries to use it
>turns it on
>only vibrates rapidly in his hand
Colt. 45 and a machete
>>690049617
o boy
>subsonic
>no flash, no bang
>scoped
>still ap
Yeah Ill be in a random window staying alive as fuck. Yet still taking out any target I planed for.
>>690053363
kek my sides
okay im done, going to bed you faggots.
Weapon of choice, huh? How about simply not being an Americunt.
Y'all niggers can kill each other while I live in a functioning society.
Maybe I will not manage to kill anybody but if I do it will be the most painful death in his life!
>>690052479
using a more personal tool than a none the less tool is really better than using a tool that i still have to pay for irl not to mention it cost less and more effective irl
mfw your still a faggot
>>690052853
Forgot pic. THIS bad motherfucker
>>690053416
Have fun hitting nothing
That feeldoe
>>690053671
>>690052816
Well met brother.
>>690053720
That goddamn it.
>>690053720
>see a bird? Use a 4-10
>see a buck? Use the 12 gauge
>see a nigger? Use the 9mm
>>690053574
You have internet in North Korea?
>>690052479
>martian artist
>>690053800
That's two 30-06, a .20 gauge and a .22
>>690053815
Americunt doesn't understand glorious somi
>>690053678
It's accurate within 800 yards. I think I'd be fine.
I would without question pick the hidden blade. Ever since Assassin's creed 2 came out i have been living as an assassin. For 6 years i have studied the creed and mastered the most famous asssassin moves. I can quickly roll and climb from destination to destination without sweating. And since i have also mastered to blend in with the crowd at the library, i could easy kill my target with the hidden blade and walk away without being noticed.
The sketch has been made by me and re-adjusted to fit more of my needs as an assassin.
Shields.
I'll take all your pain with me, bro.
>>690053979
1. i half believe you made that image
2. its still fucking awesome
>>690053979
>>690052479
Lol, 3 years oh god i am screwed
10 years kendo
6 years kajukenpo
8 months tae known do
>>690043724
The PGM Hécate II of course.
>equipped with both a front bipod and rear monopod
>long range scope
>maximum accuracy at maximum range
>>690053720
Want!
>>690049263
I did monkey madness
Get rekt
>>690053955
You misspelled sushi
>proof that you're not an americunt but just a weabo
>>690053979
You just out autis-ed op...
>>690052479
is the martian autist a new pasta?
this
>>690053052
Underrated post
>>690053944
I didn't bother to look at the actual casings.
>>690049444
TRIPS TRUTH
>>690054196
>TFW second americunt misses the point
>>690054169
Well...I mean...if it works like it does in the movies and books...
I alone will save you all and offer shelter. I will survive using the heart of the cards
>>690054090
>10 years Gay-man-jizz
>6 years analingus
>8 months fapination
Literally the perfect weapon for the purge.
>>690045890
My eyes hurt
>>690049010
>>690049093
dude, you're pretty dumb. Like, objectively stupid, and obviously in the wrong for misunderstanding what the first guy was saying. Or you're trolling, but y'know, shut up either way.
>>690050647
>approaching from the side
>>690049778
>>690053024
right, now listen carefully kids, i said "in groups or with training" the reason they used spears with grunts is because you can just stick 50 of em together, have them all point the same way and youve pretty much got it! however as a single person with no training ith a spear its going to get stuck on something, youre going to swing too hard, and all in all theyre a huge pain in the ass. anyone who thinks a melee weapon would save them in this situation is deluding themselves
>>690053979
This is a purge.. Who are you trying to hide your tiny weapon from? The other kill on sight purgers with big melee weapons and assault rifles?
>>690043724
>>690045098
>>690045890
>>690046194
>>690048685
>>690049016
>>690049138
>>690049263
>>690049556
>>690049600
>>690049790
>>690049838
>>690050045
>>690050259
>>690050647
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>>690051781
>>690052816
>>690053746
>>690053979
>>690054148
>>690054169
>>690054219
>have extremly liberate gun control
>choose some shitty but fancy looking piece of crap as weapon
americans
>>690043724
I choose ricin
>walk around in a bio hazard suit with a big pouch of ricin powder
>sneak up on people
>throw it at them
>run
>just line the fucking streets with the shit
>>690051095
excellent choice anon
>>690054633
>>690054633
u will be held accountable when they die days later.
This
>>690043724
Have a 30/30. I'm surgical with this bitch.
>>690054689
so what would happen if you shot someone, crippling them but not killing them? i dont think they would come after you for that
>>690054622
>The other kill on sight purgers with big melee weapons and assault rifles?
You Obviously don't know anything about the creed or how assassin's kills their target.
An asssassin adjusts to every situation. sigh
just watch this trailer and you might realise that guns no matter how big are no match to a master assasssin with axes and hidden blades.
https://youtu.be/-pUhraVG7Ow?t=1m12s
when in doubt, machete
>>690054820
oh my god this has got to be bait, but well done sir
>>690049645
It's the fork that counts
>>690053416
My favourite gun, nice choice anon :)
>>690054820
FUCKIN KEK
Why...why why why....why why why WHY are so many of your faggots choosing BLADES? You are all the first people that'd get killed
>>690054630
You need some of this
>>690053709
>>690054783
hello anon :)
>>690054983
>who is Batman
>>690051220
>the purge
>Zombies
Pick one
doot
>>690054983
can you imagine, the streets lined with hundreds of people fighting for their lives with swords, shields, and all manner of improvised weaponry. suddenly a tank shows up and its like a fucking orlando club
>>690055039
h-hi
>>690054820
That was a nice video that also doesn't include any use of the said hidden blades. Kudos for that.
>>690052479
>>690053754
did it really take you three tries to upload a picture?
>pic related
>>690055334
they're hidden you cunt
>>690053589
>Filename
>>690055121
Full of faggots?
Everyone posting non ironically in this thread should within the next 10 minutes, kill themselves, or attempt to kill themselves for the good of all humanity.
The level of Autism is just astounding.
>>690055070
A fictional fucking character, that's who Batman is. Every single one of these dipshits who are picking knives and swords would be dead in the first hour
>>690055497
full of dead* faggots
>>690055399
For some reason it didn't load the picture. I know I picked it the second and third time
>>690055409
Oh.
Well, ok. I guess that solves everything, then.
>>690054783
I love you too lets make babies
i pick the god gundam
>>690055527
fantasizing about killing people is a perfectly normal thing, people do it all the time
>>690055409
Finally someone on /b/ that has ACTUALLY studied the creed and knows what is up.
>>690055527
>Said the unironic post