>>690042496

Wake up
Fap
Shower
Drive to work
Try to work
Come home
Eat dinner
Fuck the wife
Play with kid
Vidya/youtube/work if needed
Sleep

>>690042496
>>Wake up
>>Use toilet
>>Exercise
>>Start coffee
>>Shower
>>Breakfast and /b/
>>Go to work
>>Going through the motions until 12 and beyond.

Wake up
Eat banana and have water
Take protein
Gym time
Go home or to the mall
Play video games til dinner
Eat with my gran
Shower
Video games
Go out around town with my friends until 1-3 AM
Jerk off
Sleep.

NEET life is the life for me

>>690042496
>Seven a.m
>waking up in the morning
>Gotta be fresh
>gotta go downstairs
>Gotta have my bowl
>gotta have cereal
>Seein' everything the time is goin'
>Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
>Gotta get down to the bus stop
>Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)

>Kickin' in the front seat
>Sittin' in the back seat
>Gotta make my mind up
>Which seat can I take?

It's Friday

>wake up
>kill myself
>go to sleep
>try again tomorrow

>>690042496
>wake up
>play vidya
>cry
>go to sleep
>repeat

>>690042496
>wake up
>exercise in home gym with a friend
>shower/dress/groom
>make & eat breakfast
>chill on my patio and write 500-1k words toward the book I'm writing
>grab work bag, at the office

>wake up as gf is getting ready for work
>go back to sleep
>wake up hours later
>smoke bowl
>play video games
>smoke bowl
>eat
>video games

life is easy when you're getting that residual check

>>690046711
she must be sooooo happy with you

>Wake up whenever
>Eat shit food
>Dump
>Vidya
>Eat more
>Wank
>More Vidya

>>690044232
kekekekekekek

>wake up
>shower
>tea
>vidya/youtube
>dinner
>vidya/youtube
>eat somethin
>shower
>4chin
>sleep

End my life

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>>690044232

>>690043500
You don't have a job :))))))
NEET

>>690046855
i have a huge dong and i cook so i dont hear any complaints

>cant wake up
>wake me up inside
>save me

>>690049334
Encrypted sould, access denied.

wake up
>12:30

>>690042496
Sleep

>wake up (6-8)
>cs:go
>eat
>csgo
>call gf
>csgo
>chores

>wake up
>hate myself
>get drunk
>pass out
>repeat

>wake up
>7am
>shower
>go to work
>eat a sandwich
>smoke
>work till 9pm

>>690050070
How's 7th grade going?

>>690049155
That's the way to do it fam

>>690050354
im omw to 11th grade lol

>>690044232
Nice

Wake up
Catch up on reddit in bed
Fap
Get up
Eat pb&j toast with coffee
Brush teeth and wash face and hair
Play some PC games or watch YouTube
Go gym and make some gains
Come home eat lunch
Quick shower
Go work at bar
Come home
Eat dinner
Go bed and watch YouTube till I fall asleep

>Wake up
>Piss
>Coffee or tea
>Browse /b/
>Go to Work
>Come Home From work
>work out for a bit
>fap before shower
>watch TV or vidya
>make supper, eat
>Moar TV/vidya
>fap some more
>go to sleep

>continue sleeping until 3 pm
>consume cheap vodka
>jack off

i'm adulting all on my own

>>690042496
>wake up (or get out of bed if allnighter)
>get coffee no1
>take shower
>fap in shower
>eat and have second coffee
>fuck around for a few hours, usually vidya
>lunch
>go out if i'm feeling especially good, nap if allnighter, game if normal day
>do this until ~630
>help put out dinner
>eat
>game for 4ish hours
>snack time
>game until ~1am
>fap
>game until fall asleep
>repeat ad infinitum
god the neet life sucks, I need to take initiative one of these days.
do not listen to anons who say that "neet life best life"
it is hell on earth.

>>690050354
kek

>"wake up" after 2 hours of lying in bed. Still high.
>Make coffee.
>Smoke more ice.
>Leave for work.
>Sit at desk until noon working and dicking around.

>>690046711
Sounds depressingly monotonous and unfulfilling.

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>>690046711
How do you fuckers spend so much time on video games anymore?

Yea like when i was a kid/teenager I could stay up all night playing video games.

But now that im 28 I can hardly get into them anymore, Id rather be doing something else.

They just dont grasp me or stimulate me anymore like they used to.

Wake up
Put in a good dip
Crack a cold one
Get dressed
And start the day

>>690051883
In which age it changed?

>>690051883
Yeah I hear you. After working 8 hours a day 5 days a week, my weekend consists of beers, feet up, some music, and hoping the next time I open my eyes isn't Monday.

>>690051952
>beer with dip in
what the fuck man, dip is always post-beer. always.
>>690051883
not him, but if you're socially fucktarded (like i am) its a good way to get that feeling of being out and doing something.
it just feeds the delusion that everything is fine, and without that delusion, we die.

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>>690052015
It changed when I turned 25.

And I literally collect games, and dont even play them. I have vintage nintendo consoles and hundreds of games, gamecube, xbox 360, ps3 and ps4, and my pc.

On my pc i have tons of emulators and tons of roms.

I just walk by these things wishing i had the will to sit down and go on an adventure for hours, but i cannot.

>>690052190
Why not have a few drinks, hit a bar and talk to random people? You'll probably never seen them again and it's good practice.

>>690052298
last time i went to a bar and got drunk enough to loosen up i punched the shit out of a power pole and broke my knuckles.
so then i decided to start hitting it with random tools in my truck and ended up in the drunk tank.
so I don't go to bars.
but I might try the 4th of july block party soon.

>>690042496

>son wakes me up between 0500-0700
>change his nappie
>let him run around up stairs for a bit
>get up and take him down stairs
>coffee
>lil bit of weed
>coffee
>take son to playing with other kids
>play for 2 hours
>nap time from 11-12
>i normally sleep when he sleeps

>>690042496
so you masturbate at work?

>>690052438
You don't need to get drunk.
Have 2 beer, go to the bar, have one beer an hour. Talk to some people about random bullshit and learn how to converse. Leave when you realize you're getting a bit too buzzed.

>>690052539
yeah, i love it.., after that i feel more confortable

>Wake up 6am
>sit on bed corner, smoke one and take the obligatory Jack sip.
>brush teeth if time left
>drive bike to work
>smoke a pack of reds
>browse smartphone
>done with work, go back home, eat, throw up and get shitfaced.
>blackout

>>690053039
why throw up

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>>690053039
A lot of people think its bad to drink in the morning, if you ask me, if you have nothing else to do, slamming 4 shots back to back and getting warm and fuzzy on the couch and taking a deep nap is wonderful.

Bonus points if there is a mid morning thunderstorm.

That way it feels like 7 am all day.

>sleep
>snooze through two hours of alarms
>wake up
>groggily browse FB
>shower
>sometimes eat
>leave

>>690053259
I'd take a wild guess and say from boozing 24/7, just stopped getting any help for it, I'm still functional and all but probably dead when I hit the 40

>>690052288
I kinda know this feeling. I still get into them, but it used to be an all-day thing and my attention span has been getting shorter until now it's like 2-4 hours tops. Eventually I'm sure I'll stop playing and just be a collector too.

A big part of my not playing is modding though, I'm never satisfied with a game.

>>690053479
Odd. I do the same thing but never throw up.
Weekends I go pretty hard, usually consisting of some drugs, but mostly drinking myself into a coma, wake up, immediately drinking until blackout again, repeat until sunday night where I try to recover for work on Monday.

My body isn't bouncing back anymore though. The hangovers last 2 to 3 days and I feel like absolute death.

>>690053619
Same, Iv modded SKYRIM so much, and i dont even play it. I just like making it looks pretty.

Pretty fucked up eh?

>Wake up
>Shower
>Go to work
>Browse email
>Respond email
>Talk with programmers about maintenance stuff
>Lunch
>Program

>>690053714
Thing is I'm constantly pretty much drunk so the only time I get kind of a hangover is when I'm at work. Thing is I can get early enough back home to get wasted again. I literally feel like I'm dying constantly and that's probably the case. Just slow suicide

>>690042496
>Wake up
>Grab jeans, socks, shoes
>piss
>change into jeans, socks, shoes
>flush
>wash hands
>make coffee
>make breakfest
>turn on computer
>relax until 8am or 10am depending on when I need to be into work.
>drive to work
>work from then on until about 5, so 12 is just kinda in there.

>>690042496
Wake up
Eat
Work
Home
Eat
Get a BJ (she's going through a diet and she belives my cum helps her, i'm not complaining)
Eat
Sleep
Inbetween browsing online

>>690042496
Wake up
Feed cats
Breakfast and youtube
Some exercise
Shower
Fap in shower
Make coffee
Work on computer and watch walking dead

>, wake up
>take medications and hopefully eat something simple
>lay in bed for several hours looking at wall
>try to find something to entertain me
>drink as evening goes on
>make small meal
>think about past things I liked
>continue drinking
>Skype twin if he's not busy
>apologize and take Ambien
>nod off of camera and hope tomorrow will be better

>>690054083
I've constantly (daily) drank since I became employed almost one year ago, have been drinking for probably close to 15 years. Although on weekdays I try to limit myself to 6 tall cans a night now. (almost 3 liters @ 5%)

What do you do for work if you don't mind me asking?

wake up
smoke cigarettes
hate my self
sleep
repeat

>Wake up at 11
>Fap & 4chan

>>690053757
Not as fucked up as me.
I've put over 300+ hours into the PC version and haven't even gotten past level 42 or even gotten past trapping the red dragon to get to alduin.
I keep finding new mods and wanting to restart because I keep getting closer and closer to being able to create my perfect medieval fantasy story.
Only thing I'm missing now is minor things like an easier way to make Onmund into a pretty femboi and a restoration equivalent of bound arrows so I can shoot sun arrows and make my versatile battle mage complete.

>>690054273
>to
Navy in a european country, we're not traveling that much tough and alcohol is a pretty big thing here

>>690054273
not him but i'm pretty much the same way.
its not daily for me, usually friday and monday, maybe wednesday i have a shower beer.
it doesn't do much to me because of my weight (not fat just a big dude) so its more of a taste thing.
every time i clean out my truck i find some kind of alcohol, drank or not.
sometimes i even carry a flask velcrod to the inside of my hard hat.
such is life as a excavator operator

>>690054553
I'm in Canada. Alcohol is expensive as fuck here and the reason I can't get a foothold in savings.

6 of shitty pabst blue ribbon? $11.25
26oz(750ml) vodka? ~$26
24 of Molson Canadian? $41.
If you want actual good beer, might as well take out a second mortgage.

>>690054685
Considering my size, my alcohol tolerance is pretty unreal. I'm 5'10, 125lbs and can drink any one of my friends under the table.

Excavator operator sounds pretty cool. Maybe not when you're wasted though, haha.

>>690054796
ehh, its not all that bad.
you do it long enough its second nature, just moving your hands.
as for your alcohol issue, I think you can brew your own there, correct?
sure its a high starting cost but you can really nail down the taste and proof of your drinks.

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>>690042496
>wake up
>can't wake up

>>690054890
Yeah we can brew our own. Initial cost is high, but I guess in the long run it'd be worth it. Unless I fuck up a batch.
Seriously not looking forward to work; cue longest day ever.

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>>690054796
I mainly drink Jack Daniels, 0,5-0,75liter a day, it's not cheap but I make pretty good cash and made some smart investments couple of years back.

>Wake up
>Look over at empty side of bed
>wonder if wife looked through phone or if I was just snoring too loud
>fap
>shower
>dump
>shower
>Brush teeth
>drive to commuter lot
>van pool for 1 hour
>walk in to work
>realize forgot badge
>sign in
>pull up laptop
>check outlook
>yell inside at stupid email
>go get breakfast
>come back to work
>get email that boss will be out... Again
>field phone calls
>ms excel the shit out of a report
>lunch

>>690054796
26$ for Vodka? Thats pretty expensive. I pay for it max 10$ (if it cost 10$ its the expensive one).
Beer cost 1$ or lower.
EUfag there

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>>690055074
Nice; I've been meaning to speak with my work's accountant about doing something with my money so it actually grows.
I've been working on pic related all night. Lied in bed for 2 hours, got up, made coffee. Leaving for work in an hour. 8.5 hours at a desk, on payday, is going to be one fuck of a long day.

>>690055107
>shower
>dump
>shower

Kek

>>690055248
It's ridiculously expensive.
I've heard some people in the US can get vodka by the gallon, at fuckin' Costco for really cheap. I'd probably be dead if that were the case here.

>>690042496
>morning hygiene
>cigarette

Pick one you fucking disgusting cunt

>>690055349
oh yeah you can.
granted its basically jet fuel, but you can.
and if you have 5 grand you can buy an entire fucking barrel of that really nice crown too.
costco is a beacon of freedom

>>690042496
Wake
30 min drive to work
Eat breakfast watch espn
Morning computer work
Check out toolbox
9am union break
Tinker in the shop until 11
Eat lunch take nap until 1230

>>690046711
She fucks other guys
>life is easy when you're a cuck

>>690055517
We have a Costco here in Canada, but no alcohol. Ontario (where I'm at) actually just passed it so we can have beer in supermarkets.

Before, we had two places. The Beer Store, which crazily enough, you got your beer. Open 11am to 9pm on weekdays, 12pm-5pm on Sundays. For liquor, you had the LCBO (Liquor Control Board of Ontario) which have the same times I believe. Once those were closed, you were fucked. Time to hit a bar and spend $6 per beer.

>wake up
>I'm fucked up
>my ex tryna make up

>>690055260
I invested in some construction companies in a growing city, living quite modesty + work so probably could afford the booze even in Canada.

>>690055748
wow what? you have to go to a special store and all?
shit, here in america you can walk in a fucking gas station and get like 2 or 3 dozen types of alcohol, liquor and beer alike