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ITT: Phrases your unlikely to hear.

>we need a team of women to go to space.
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OP isn't a faggot
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Look at that black guy with his kid
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>Tyrone you have the coolest dad ever
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What a good Asian driver.
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>>690038901
>I apologize for falsely accusing this man of rape
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>"Gee that Christopher Hitchens makes a lot of sense."
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That Asian kid isn't that smart is he?
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>>690038901
President Trump
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French aren't gay and Belgians are important.
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This is a good thread
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>>690039533
>as a feminist woman, i think that false rape accusations are bad and must stop
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What a generous Jew.
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"Oh, Anon, it's so big"
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>>690038901
What a nice black family that son sure looks like the father
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Guy Fieri has the coolest hair
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"I love you"
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>>690038901
I want my pussy pounded by a fat guy with a little dick.
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Jet fuel can melt steel beams
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Pepe is a good meme
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>>690039877
>>as a Republican, I am acknowledge the second amendment was made at a time when firearms were less powerful and deadly, and support the regulation of assault weapons.
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>Trap's are gay
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>>690039877
>as a feminist woman I think there's nothing wrong with being a straight white male, since it's not something you choose to be born as
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Oh you use arch Linux? You must have a great job
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>>690040189
bruh
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>>690039533
>>690039755
>>690039877
>>690040133
dubs are truths
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Porn is a great career choice
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>>690038901
"and today we announce half life 3."

:(
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Putting magic mushrooms in your ass is a great idea.
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>rub your whopper on my nugget
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>>690040268
nah, but it could weaken it, fam.
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>>690040312
Lol less powerful. I'd rather get hit with a .223 than a .50 call ball coming out of a musket
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>>690038957
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>>690040564
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>the African American community denounce the behavior of the armed thief and commend police for swift action
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>Whaat, 6 inches i fine with me Anon
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>>690039877
todays guns usually don't maim or kill you
18th century guns did both
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> Tyrone really impressed me on that job interview.
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I'm proud of you, son.
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>>690040564
That's fine and good.

I'd prefer a single guy in a club I'm at to be shot, as opposed to everyone.
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>Tyrone has a steady job
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>>690038901
When you get what you want in your struggle for self, and the world makes you king for a day, then go to the mirror and look at yourself, and see what that man has to say, for it isn't a man's father, mother, or wife, whos judgement upon him must pass, the fellow who's verdict counts most in life is the man staring back from the glass, he's the man to please, never mind all the rest, for he's with you clear to the end, and you've passed your most dangerous, difficult test, if the man in the glass is your friend. You can fool the whole world down the pathway of years, and get pats on the back as you pass, but the final reward will be heartache and tears, if you've cheated the man in the glass.
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>>690038901
>wow, feminism did something right for a change...
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>>690041106
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>>690039643
Wrong thread.
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>Kevin hart is funny
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You really made something out of yourself
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>>690040564
but would you rather get shot with thirty .223 than one lower velocity .50?

>>690041033
This.
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Tyrone -"my dad came back from his 4 year trip to get cigatettes"
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I'm sure glad when we banned guns criminals turned in their guns and no illegal guns were smuggled in. I mean it worked for the war on drugs, we should have known this would work too.
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>>690038901
>Sorry, you never mentioned you were vegan
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>>690041665
Australia's gun control policy will surely fail any day now.
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>>690041759
Kek
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>>690041759
Top kek
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>>690041404
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>>690041759
zozzle
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>>690039207
ha!
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>>690041857
So glad the uk, ireland, Venezuela, solom islands, Chicago, and Washington DC's rate of violent crime went down while strangely only Australia's stayed moderately the same.
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>>690039207
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>>690040506
Pay attention to the thread numb nuts
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>you know what /b/ needs more of? Cucks and tumblr friends.
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>>690040408
Ouch bro
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>>690041996

Bob, I find incest disgusting.
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>You know what really chaps my ass, Barry? Scandinavian fellows are coming over and taking all of our good neurosurgery positions
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>>690038957
underrated post
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I have to admit, I don't enjoy this image in the slightest
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Milhouse sure is a great meme!
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>>690041033
Faggot spotted.
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> I think I'm in love with you
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>>690038901

Things black guys will never say:

>Welcome home, Dad.

>Thanks for the warning officer.
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>>690041033
Explosives would be the go-to crowd control, as they used to be. So enjoy the 100 arms and legs coming at you
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You're important to me
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Whores are a waste of money.
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>Have some free cupcakes America, Allahu Akbar
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>>690042812
I don't appreciate that Lori. ..
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>>690042988
Eh, at least it'd be reminiscent of rekt thread lulz
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>>690038901
Checked
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>>690040312
Second amendment rights bitch, dont like it get outta our country
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>my goat fucked a cabbage
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>>690042988
*gay arms and legs
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>>690038901
Checked!
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>>690040847
>today's guns don't kill.
Some recent ex-fags might disagree wih you there champ.
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Yes I will go to dinner with you.
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i love you.
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>West virginia
"Checkmate!"
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wow these americans sure are in shape
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I can't wait for the next Adam Sandler movie
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>No thanks, Ahmed, I'm not into goats
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Man, those White Women sure are faithful to their men.
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"Today in the news, the brave Fascists return to the streets of Europe, ready to take control. Thank you brave blackshirts, Hail victory!"
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>My little pony is a good show and not for little girls.
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You know who gets human rights? Social justice warriors.
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That chick with Chronic Bitch-Face sure is HOT!
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>>690038901
solving problems is best done with conversation, never violence

stealing is wrong

I can read cursive
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warcraft gets better with every new update
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I refuse to believe 4chan /b/tards could even possibly have Autism!
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Giving women and blacks the right to vote was the best idea we've ever had. Nothing bad ever came of that.
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>Welcome back moot
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>>690040312
SHALL
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>>690043506
>Tfw the post said "regulation of assault weapons
>mfw the 2nd amendment starts off with "A well regulated militia..."
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>>690044097
>the new Warcraft movie was really good
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>>690044382
only if you play alliance
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>>690038901

>"The american government made a logical decision today..."
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>>690044382
Can't wait to see the new ghostbusters!
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>>690044311
I agree with everything this anon says. He sure knotted his history and supreme court rulings on our nation's law. He is also completely correct in the idea that we can just write off amendments with simple congressional laws. Due process is garbage
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"im proud of you son."
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>>690040312
when the second amendment was written people were making compressed air powered semi auto sniper rifles, magizine fed auto cannons that fired square bullets at muslims, domestic 7 shot lever action rifles, and 20 shot muskets that a man named belton tried to sell to the continental army (but we were poorfags).

Not to mention the entirety of the continental navy being blockade runners and pirate ships armed to the teeth with 6lber and larger cannon.

here's one for the thread
>I am a liberal and I am not a cuck!
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>>690044382
Norm of the North was better

>>690044560
>It's not sexist to hate on the new Ghostbusters
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>>690044560
>you're not sexist at all!
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>>690038901

> I'm voting GOP and I'm not a fag
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I'm a lower middle class blue collar person voting for hillary . What can I say, I love paying taxes!
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>>690044873
Milo? Why are you on /b/. You should be in Alaska
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Met some Russians, what really nice people!
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Hitler did a lot of stuff wrong.
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>>690044884
Berniefag /out/
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Adam Sandler made a good movie again
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>>690041033
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enoch_Brown_school_massacre

yeah they shoot the first 5 or so, then start hacking them to death with tomahawks and cutting their scalps from their heads while still alive.
>things were so much safer when you were getting shot with lead balls thicker than your dick and the threat of your entire family being raped and murdered by random pissed off red men, french, or spaniards because you only had one shot per rifle you kept in the house
god made all men, samuel colt made them equal m8
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>>690044873
Whoa whoa, time out.
That's homophobic and your hate speech doesn't belong here. I'm reporting this.
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>>690045024
>Poles sure are hard-working people
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>>690041857
Kike we have atleast one leb shooting another a week just in sydney. Fuck off with ya terrible shilling
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>>690039795
Kek
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I vote democrat and am not on a single form of welfare.
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>>690038901
If feminists want to be taken seriously they need to learn to speak up for themselves and express their emotions
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more ketchup please
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>>690043663
No those assassins also agreed a single gun doesn't usually kill. Hence why there was four of them.
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>>690044311
look up what regulated meant in the early 19th century. we'll wait

fucking cuck 12 year olds that haven't even taken civics or government trying to muddy the waters about a clear goddamn sentence.

>>690044547
>hillary clinton is not a criminal and will make an excellent president
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>>690045065
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>>690043776
fucking kek
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My mexican neighbors have never played loud music on their porch at 3 am every night FOR A FUCKING WEEK WHILE DRINKING MEZCAL BUT REFUSING TO EAT THE WORM

sorry... I dunno what happened back there.
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>>690040334
Underrated
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>>690038901
Those muslims sure are tolerant.
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>As a very tech literate person, I would suggest an apple product
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>>690044025
Does his hand say bard? The fuck?
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>>690045948
hard
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>>690044959
Wouldn't Milo vote Libertarian?
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Hitler did something wrong
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>>690041857
Its been a known failure for a while now, m80. Crime rates been falling at the same rate it was been for years before the ban. The only difference is that people use knives and blunt objects instead of guns sometimes.
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most swedish feminists really should not have gotten aborted
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>>690039578
Do you think he doesn't though ?
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>>690045160

Well yeah... you didn't know?
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>>690040156
lol
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>>690046066
GOP sides with libertarian ideas right now more than dems do. However milo is an actual conservative. A gay catholic conservative who likes black men
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>Those refugees are the best thing to ever happen to our country
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"I now declare that Assault Rifle MachineGun Killing Machine Oh-my-god Rush Limbaughs are banned."
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Wow bernie sanders truly did fix our economy
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