A girlfriend

Grab me a Dr Pepper, im fuckin dying from cottonmouth

A pepperoni pizza and coors light.

McChicken with Big Mac sauce.

Taco Bell.

Tendies

2 double cheeseburgers

>>690035351
nuggers, an vanilla ice cream cone (no dip), a mcflurry, a big mac, a double cheese burger, 2 apple pies, honey mustard crispy snack wrap, do they still have chicken selects?

>>690035351
Krust Krab Pizza.

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>>690035351
A happy life. I want a good life OP. Can you get me that?

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>>690035410
Do you know what you're asking?

mclurry with m&m

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>>690037076

>>690037044
Depressed anime homo.
No, it's not in the fucking cards.

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-style/eats/mars-remove-m-ms-mcdonald-mcflurry-article-1.2676220

what do they got?

>>690035351
wopper ands some popcorn chicken please, dont forget the curly fries

>>690037259
hesrightyouknow.jpg

McDoubles.

Check em!

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On a side note that no one really cares about, I'm an amerifat who hasn't been to a mcd's in over 15 years. It's not for personal health reasons. I am simply boycotting them.

The food is subpar. The employees are subpar. My final 3 visits to mcd's, they significantly screwed up my orders 3 consecutive times. And they fiercely market to children. When America already has such an obesity problem, I find it disturbing that they try to rope in children. You dont see Wendy's or Burger King doing that shit. I mean, yeah, they offer kids meals, but it's not the same. Every mcd's commerical I saw growing up featured a giant clown and puppets, and promotions specifically for the kids meal toys. They prey on children worse than catholic priests. So, fuck mcdonalds. Sometimes I do go into them solely to use the restroom and shit on the floor.

>>690035351
I'll have a small salad.

>>690035351
Ask for a whopper

>>690035351
Oreo shake, 3 macadamia nut cookies and a chicken warp.

Get me that Tyler1 special fam

2 Mcdoubles, a plain McChicken, medium fries, 2 apple pies, and a mcflurry.

Can I get a Grand Angus and Fanta, anon?

I'll take a double digits please

if its american macdonalds you can fuck riight off, shits fucking disgusting

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>>690035351
Give me the butter.

>>690037249
I want to taste her burger.

>>690037426
kek

Reasons to live
An strong power of will

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My McDonalds is always staffed by 13 year old girls. They always forget to add bacon and other things to the burgers.

Lemme get 4 McDoubles, 4 McChickens, 2 20 piece nuggets and a 10 piece nuggets (cause them assholes took out mah 50 piece), 5 large fries, 4 apple pies, 2 large chocolate shakes, and a medium diet coke. Gotta watch my sugar intake.

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>>690037426

Their coffee is good though and I have a hard time being critical of a $1 sausage biscuit.

I'll take
>a diet coke all ice
>a mcdouble minus cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and bun
>a m&m mcflurry minus the iceream
>and a mcchicken minus the chicken

Big mac and 2 hamburgers.

>>690038208
So a cup of ice
Onions
A cup of m&ms
And a bun.
Got it

l'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

>>690038459
Oops for second one I meant 2 burgers and onions.

5 cheeseburgers

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A mcdouble and don't forget the pickles

>>690035351

The Holocaust

>>690038459
That's right fam

Oh and can I get the ice in one of them Styrofoam tea cups?

>>690035351
A McChicken, large fries, a large coke and a caramel ice-cream.

>>690035351
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7n5hQhCN3kA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCqmQ186ZM8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMqYJXJr1eQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzPzobGP5vI

Big Mac with some of the McDonald's employee's special sauce please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EOhHSeydoao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VB8b57HlM4

>>690035351
A kebab please

>>690035351
I just want an opportunity to not let everyone I love down into despair with me.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h4cgo6MQwIo

>>690038133

>it's hip!
>it coral!
>its......losing me money!

Can you feel it now mr.crabs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8IKMEYReNY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo

>>690038816
Ditto

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-nCUgdM1TE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HGdwOUC9Wg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-R4rdPAGnCM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy3C9BCY0Zg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4IofODM4tU

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>>690035351
Ill have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m7a54gBaj8

>>690035351
500 McNuggets
And a parfait.

>>690037311
Not gonna miss it. I remember they used to offer Butterfinger and Nestle Crunch as other options. Then they got rid of those two superior choices. Oreo is ok, but the M&Ms colors run and it looks like your crotch after face-fucking a clown.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nachgVaH8dQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WweR_TGCb24

Mcfuck me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrW_s7Hx068

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPsXd2t1xXU

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>>690035351

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVGtEj-rtL0

Watermelon

>>690035351
Large order of fries and a coke
apple pie too
shits great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVIxhpphv-k

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPA1z69Nwsw

#9
#9 large
#6 with extra dip
2 #45s
And a large soda

>>690040427
the train CJ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T81P8k2H_10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7cFyG2ucNU

Mcdouble, add big mac sauce
small fry
large coke

>>690040974
same

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4_b5PHWg8

>>690041104
that would be gay though

>>690035351
A KFC

Royale with cheese

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMAx_JNMR_w

2 McDoubles with no onions, a McChicken, a medium fry, 2 apple pies, and an Oreo McFlurry

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdvO0tmNjGo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_GNsQnPdi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bNzAgJMYVE

>>690035351
>>690035351
2 big macs with quarter pounder patties
3 20 piece MC nuggetz
4 large fries
2 MC flurries
And a large diet coke, cause I'm on a diet

>>690035351
Can you get me a McAlpha Meal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67sRxQhGKDU

>>690035813
no you get a big mac with chicken instead of beef fucking casual

>>690035351
STEAL THE MEAL

>>690035351

A bowl of rice egg spam mcbreakfast

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Maharaja Mac
McEgg
Pizza McPuff
and a McFloat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VFt_k6IffE

5 PC chicken mcnugget. All I ever want from the muckyd

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>>690035351
I'll have seven super sized special sandwiches, with sweet and sour sauce
And a strawberry shake

>>690035351
One heart attack please

>>690039782
I felt like i was going to fucking see this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqH98WFmA7g

>>690044141
And a dose of diabetes to go with it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVISWgc0AKI

The McPussy behind the counter

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Get me a sausage & egg biscuit combo. Deconstructed.

>>690035351
Large coke, no ice. Please c:

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>>690044923
That' not what the egg looks like

>>690043978
underated post

The tyler1 special please.

>>690037426
Cry more.

>>690035351
Chicken McNuggets please! With hot mustard. Large fries and large Coke. ^_^
(I sometimes get their sweet tea in lieu of Coke, but I always taste it first as it's not right half the time)
Oh, and one of their apple pies. Those things are the best.

>>690037638
>I want to taste her burger

Nigger what?

>>690037426
>You dont see Wendy's or Burger King doing that shit
Because McDonalds does it for them

>>690035351
MUFUCKIN MCCHIKKIN 6 PIECE HAPPY MEAL NUGGET NIGGA, MAKE SURE DEM BITCHES GIMMIE DEM KARAMEL APPELZ DIPPIN SHIT NIGGA AND DEM WHITE MILK WIT A COW ON IT

>>690045966
hes talking about getting some tang

>>690037426
take pic of shit on floor

A number 4. Number 7 large. Two number 9s

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>>690035351
No thanx, I'm cool

I'd rather eat this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFhrp7HxPNw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfREu7f5jgk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3m-hK9V5EM

A large double quarter meal, no sauce
A large tripple cheese burger meal
and 10 pack of nuggets.

cheers fam

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Get me a shiofuki shake.

>>690041214
Beat me to it.

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Someone who wants me around.