>>690034798

>not retarted
>retarted
>tart
>art
>rt
>t

>>690034798
>>690035067
...Is this bait? Is OP really retarted?

>>690035067
Thank you for the contribution

the mind of germany is known to 4chan, you are right to ask this

OP confirmed for retarted

>>690034798
Drove trough Germany a few times with stops and tbh their girls are quite ugly. Try Dutch girls, mate.

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>Californians look highly on the Germans

I'm am Californian and what is this?

>>690034798
Most germans are still sleeping

>>690036217
What backwater shithole are you from?

>>690036217
>i'm am

>>690034798
have family in Germany been to germany three times now(last time in October) and have had alot of german friends half the german friends i know think American are stupid and the other half dont really care/ just kinda fin america to be like any other place in the world e personally i feel like germany is more beautiful then America and the foods better

>>690036112
Im not even really looking for straight up babes but just cute girls who are intelligent

>>690036448
also your chances to get a german girl would be the same with any American girl tbh just because you arnt german doesnt mean anything

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>>690036419

I just noticed that...

>>690036400

Live in Redding, pretty much the most "developed" shithole in the Far Northern California region, so

>>690034798
Won't work. Keep in mind that she is from a civilized country and you come from a country that is basically a zoo. She's Jane, you're Tarzan

>>690036735
Eh i honestly consider santa rosa the last developed city

>>690034798
>who is not retarted
>retarted
Well you may not be retarded but you are a dumb nigger

>>690036303
It's like 10am here and most of us are not unemployed

>>690036874

Fair enough, though apparently Redding is the biggest city between Sacramento and Portland

>>690036874
>>690037007
Get a room you two

>>690036537
True, but i was wondering if the country's opinion on mine played any significant factor on my chances

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>>690037103

Sorry we don't want to help satiate OPs Kraut fever

>>690037140
It does. She will assume you're retarded until you prove otherwise

Germany feels like ever other country.

>>690036819
lol true
But isnt tarzan basically chad of the jungle? King of the niggers?

we german think muricans are stupid faggots... trump? cmon...

>>690037140
eh it can if you get one of those german chicks that feel like America is like one OP said up top a zoo and Americans are all mindless fat people then it could hurt your chances

>>690034798
I'm german and most of us have a neutral perception of americans

>In the United States, or at least California, people look very highly on the Germans...

Pff. No one thinks ANYTHING positive about us anymore. What are you trying to accomplish with such lies?

>>690037007
Maybe an outpost boarding total barbaric wilderness with a touch of civilization but more crude than anything?

Pretty much all of Europe think Americans are overweight and stupid except for those in the Hollywood district lol. America has a bad rep.

>>690037579
Are you a German friend?

>>690034798

bullshit, its 9:56 AM now in Germoney

>>690037461
In comparison to the obvious superficial qualities common with American grills, how would you consider German girls compare? Same?

>>690037744
So with that in mind, do all Europeans atomstically has a contemptuous opinion of Americans and not even bother?

>>690037803
Yes. Hence the "us" mate.

>>690038207
No

>>690037246
retarted*

>>690038291
Just making sure. People make mistakes when typing and sometimes shit can get lost in translation

>>690038291
I think you just might be considering what 4chan thinks of Germany, not what most people think

>>690037959
I don't know
I'm from a little village so i think the girls in my area are a bit more down to earth and less superficial
But I can't tell you how the girls are in other areas

>>690038635
Thats usually how it is though. Most people from small towns/villages are way more down to earth than city dwellers

>>690034798
i´d say your chances are pretty good.
you´ve got an exotic bonus as an american.
just get over here and bring some pretzel snacks.

Germany is full of Turks now, and Turkish girls are pretty hot, so...

>>690039295
>now
Since 60 years

>>690034798
Depends on which side of the Rhine. Westwards are more fans of america than eastwards. I could get you in contact with germans, depends on your age obviously. But it in generel you could say that Germans either dont like America (especially due to Clinton) and the other half doesnt care / are open to everything. But slowly and surely the germans prefer other germans more and more due to the current refugee situation and crimes happening. It's pretty sad

Deutscher reporting in
I'd say you have good chances with the dumbsluts, the intelligent qts won't care about you being amerifat

>>690040089
Oh yeah. And we're full of turks

>>690038600
dubz might speak the truth. dunno. im reading lots of news from other countries though, and they arent positive usually

>>690034798

Just stay out of east-germany(except berlin) and everything will be fine. Its the area with the most rednecks and they will probably hunt you down if they cant find a nigger to torture

>>690040220
Fick dich.

>>690040179

and thats a problem because... ?

>>690040341

Fick dich selber du Reichsbürger

>>690040220
I dont believe Germany is that bad. That sounds like American bible belt shit in the 40's

>>690040537
Parallelsociety who dont contribute shit to german society and community

>>690040089
Thanks for the contribution.
Im not surprised by Germans preferring Germans, its sad what seems to be happening and it makes sense why Germany is closing in on itself, as os the case with everyother country affected by this crisis

>>690040653
>>690040341

Fickt euch beide ihr Spasten.
OP: America as a whole is a country of obese idiots to me but everyone gets a chance to prove otherwise.

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I don't think that a stunning Germany bird is just going to throw herself at you because your American

>>690040193
Can you give me an example?
News from the states is usually just critical o f the hangeling of the refugees but thats about it. Of course you get the ignorant people chanting " WORLD WAR TWO" all the time, super embarassing by the way, but other than that very positive

>>690040702
You are right.
Poster is right, in east germany are many redneck like persons, but none of them will hunt you down, because there are no weps, and police in germany cares about blacks.

>>690040934
Honestly OP, shit is going down really hard. Everything seems to go against Germans. Example: I was being prosecuted for defending my girlfriend from a mob of immigrants / "refugees"
She is in coma, I'm prosecuted and they are free. They wont stay alive for long though.

>>690036303
They need to erwache.

>>690041352
Fuck man i feel really bad about whats going on in europe rigjt now. Seems like everyone just has to take this bullshit and cant do anything about it. Possibly from the collective guilt experianced after the nazis despite that being 70something years ago. People just cant let shit go i guess. Good luck German bro. Hope shit works out

>>690041262
W-what are Ferman rednecks like?... Germany just seems to intelligent to be that level of retarded

>>690042025
*German

>>690041774
Its on purpose. Do me the favor and support trump or at least NOT CLINTON. She'll damage Germany even further whilst Trump is against TTiP

>>690040653
Reichsbürger? du bist wohl auch so ein aluhut-vogel der denkt jeder hat dieselbe scheibe wie du?

>>690042025
They are stupid. Dont believe that. Its just said to argument they are racist ALTHOUGH THEY ARE AGAINST MASS IMMIGRATION. They are no german rednecks

>>690042147
Im a trump supporter and also very VERY against the TTIP. I cant be vocal about Trump because ill get run out of town and/or branded as a fucking redneck moron

>>690041158
i cant point to specific news articles because i dont have the time to look them up, but its usually other europe countries who hate us for whatever reason. greece for example seems to think merkel is the new hitler, even though we send them billions of our tax money so that they dont just sink like a ship broken in half.

>>690042364
Redneck seems to be an American cultural thing, partly shared with Australia lel

>>690042422
As you should be. Have you listened to him speak?

>>690041352

fairytales from far-far-away, you lying shit

>>690042771
I cannot see for any reason why Europe would say anything against your country, considering you are literally the only thing keeping the EU afloat

>>690042839
Freedom of speech right?

>>690042839
Have you heard of Hillary Clinton?

>>690042931
neither can i. that doesnt stop this fucking idiots to complain. to be honest, i hope for the "brexit" so we MAYBE get a chance to leave this stupid union.

>>690043031
Hillary is a snake. Neither of the two choices the media will talk about is good. Even in this election, where most people recognize how much we're scraping the bottom of the barrel with these two, I'm pretty sure the majority will vote for one or the other.

Kind of sad.

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>>690042920
Baited desu?

>>690043089
Is Germany considering leaving? It would be satisfying to see the rest of Europe struggle after that blow

>>690042771
How did Germans feel about the results of the Treaty of Versailles?

That's how citizens of Greece feel about the terms of the bailout.

>>690042931
They say that we are desperately trying to destroy europe

>>690043531
Fuck Greece. Germany is aryan and Greece is not.

>>690036511
There are none, anon.

>>690043503

The Masterplan is to rule europe by germany leading. We are close to achieve this goal without a third world war to start.

This is form is even beyond autism. Thanks OP, you retard.

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Dont be retardet. Germans, especially their women, will probably talk somewhat anti-american, trying to be edgy and impress you. This is just to cover up their inferiority complex. You are the empire they always wanted to be. Even if they are born in 2000.

To sum it up: If you are a 6foot surfer dude, just say hi to any random german bitch and get laid. If you are a mediterranean or arab looking jewish midget from NY, your chances are rather low.

>>690043835
OP most germans aren't little Nazis like this faggot

>implying what one country thinks of another country has any bearing on whether sluts will fuck you
women are retarded and have no national loyalty. or any loyalty to anything really

have money/be cute or funny/fill some quota that the girl thinks will give her social points and you will get laid anywhere

>>690041352
THIS

I'm german and this shit is happening increasingly often now. Go to germany now guys, because there will be no germany left in a few years.

Already looking for best country to leave to, but to answer your question OP it won't be US because you are voting more and more socialistic and most americans I met.. lets say they have a really simple mind

>>690034798

I guess we don't particularly like or support a lot of what you guys do as a society, most think you're just stupid when it comes to morals, guns, Healthcare or foreign policy... but when it comes to personal relations most of us are neutral.

>>690044659
Hab sowas noch gar nicht mitgekriegt
Meistens hört man von solchen übergriffen von pegida spasten wie dir

>>690044862
This
That's the best description so far

>>690044933
Ja wenn man den ganzen Tag Spiegel Online liest und sich für nen informierten progressiven Helldeutschen hält, also unterm Stein lebt kann man sowas ja auch nicht mitkriegen.

Wirst noch sehen wie die scheiße runtergeht, wenn du richtige Medien lesen würdest könntest dus schon sehen.

Find Pegida sympathisch aber lauf nicht mit. AfD Mitgliedschaft kommt aber nächsten Monat, kannst dich freuen.

>>690044933
und du Vollhorst, bei Pegida Demonstrationen gibts in 99% der Fällen nur Stress von geistig minderbemittelten Antifanten

Prepare to be shocked as EVERY SINGLE german girl reaches for the check during a first date, also if you're a minority (except arab/turk/asian) you'll be swimming in germán Fotze

>mexican in europe reporting in

>>690044933

dieses

>>690045303
Sei mal nicht so mett und geh zurück zu deinem /int/ und /pol/ nazi circlejerk

>>690044659
If anything - aside from healthcare, which anyone will agree is an ongoing disaster - the US is more conservative than ever. Pretty much since the September 11 attacks and the Patriot Act, it's all Big Brother, all the time. We've got the nudity scanners and the dogs and rifles in the airports. Doing anything official now (like getting a driver's license or bank account) requires emphatic proof of citizenship/identity. It's very much a "show me your papers" society.

In addition to the endless spying on everyone, we're constantly sending "advisors" overseas or sending arms to groups that seem to align with our interests (it's not like that strategy ever backfired).

Trump's success as a candidate is sort of riding that wave of neo-conservatism. A lot of it also has to do with his criticism of a government that hasn't done much for a few years, but still. The "build a wall and make Mexico pay for it" statement won him support. Unfortunately.

Even Hillary comes across as pretty militant/right-wing for a traditional Democrat.

>>690034798
Just give a syrian a blowjob if you want an idea of what its like to be German.

>>690045850
>>690046013

ja man ihr seid die besten, lasst euch analvergewaltigen aber habt immer noch nen grinsen und refugees welcome aufm gesicht.

auf euch bin ich nicht mett, das ist zeitverschwendung

>>690044659

Im living in Nuremberg and we have about 40% foreigners here, no shit like you described happened here before except the standard criminal-rates.

>>690046452

blablabla das übliche angstgeschwätz von euch pegida und afd-muschis, wenn du was wertvolles mit deiner zeit anfangen willst, bau die mauer auf und schließ dich doch wieder den russen an.

>>690046037
yea I see the conservative sides but right wing is also socialistic.. the economy in the US gets more and more regulated, the state starts to control more and more parts of life where healthcare is only one example I think, thats what I dont like.
But you are still not that fucked up socialistic like western europe, good job!

who are you going to vote for btw?

>>690044177
Why does he have nigger feet?

>>690043503
I cannot answer that since im not germany. Im only one citizen. I would wish to leave, yes. But i dont know what the majority of my fellow germans think.

And i KNOW that merkel doesnt want to leave.

>>690043531
I can understand that i guess. It just....feels like a slap in the face. We (the citizens) give up a HUGE amount of our monthly wage as taxes, our state uses them to help people i dont care about (sorry mate, just honest here) and then those people start blaming "germany". Mate, if we would have a choice you wouldnt need to worry, because no one would get a freaking cent.

>>690046724
die haben wenigstens keine herumstreunenden Sandmenschenbanden in ihren Städten

solltest dich vlt zur Abwechslung mal inhaltlich mit den Aussagen auseinandersetzen anstatt die als Angstgeschwätz abzustempeln. Du klingst einfach nur ignorant mit Scheuklappen aufgesetzt

>>690046521
how do you know that this never happened? thats I confident statement which maybe the police chief of nuremberg could give, are you?

I'm from Berlin and there are enough storys to tell.

>>690043531
Well, Greeks are responsible for fucking up everything themselves.
They can either accept the terms of bailout or get the fuck out and destroy themselves further.

The only problem I have is the system if one country fucks up, the rest are feeling the shit too. It shouldn't be like that.

>>690043531
most germans only know the US view on Versailles so they think it was fine.

People who read more about that usually come to a bad opinion and dont call it anymore treaty, because it was a dictation.

>>690034798
Too little too late OP. Germany is all about being cucked up by low IQ nigger cock. Try looking a little east into Poland or Russia if you want a woman that is worth a damn.

>>690034798
>Somewhat attractive

Post a pic, prove it. Until then you're just a delusional faggot.

>>690034798
The Germans hate you fucking Americans. And with good reason. 0/0 chances.

>>690036448
German here. Most of the younger Germans look down on Americans because of your bad educational system. Your standards on everything seem rather low. Currently writing my master's thesis, while reviewing literature I found that many US PhD theses are lower than many European master's theses. + you're fat + scare mongering + not realizing what a shithole the USA is nowadays. Thanks for being what you were during and after WW2 though. Treating the losing country with respect and helping us rebuild everything.

>>690046392
kek. true tho

>>690048198
and you're full of shit, m8

>>690048081
t. Pole

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if youre going to a nightclub its not that hard if they notice youre american. you can just give it a try, many of the german girls are hoes anyway, keep looking for the signs and you are good to go!

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OP is not retarted

>>690044933
Komm mal hier ins Ruhrgebiet. Ich kann dir und all deinen Freunden aus Stuttgart, oder woher ihr Naivlinge so kommt, mal nen Tag in Essen Altendorf empfehlen. Danach bist du kuriert von jeglicher Pro-Asyl Indoktrination.

>>690046392
Jup. Pretty much this

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>American
>Wants a hot nazi girlfriend
>Doesn't realize the German's are cucked
>Doesn't realize 80% of German women look more like (pic related) than Julia Stegner

>>690046521
Haha, genau. Weil das reiche Bayern ja auch so viel beizutragen hat. Wie lange sind denn die Migranten schon bei euch. Fahr mal nach Wuppertal und lass dir auf der Zunge zergehen wie es bei euch auch in ein paar Jahren aussieht. Oder irgendwo nach Mülheim oder Duisburg. Ich hab hier Sachen erlebt von Migranten, da gab's Pegida und AfD noch nicht mal am Horizont zu sehen. Täterbeschreibung "südländischer Akzent und dunkler Teint" kannst du hier in jedem zweiten Polizeibericht lesen. Komm vorbei und gucks dir an. Aber die meisten Bayern die ich kenne, haben ihre Insel der Glückseligkeit noch nie verlassen. Kommt aber auch noch früh genug zu euch, keine Angst.