/b/ I fucked up. My twin sister have on again off again been having sex for 5 years. We recently did it drunkenly without protection and she is pregnant . she used protection her bf and i am best friends with him and they been together for three years we are 19 now and I am scared and do not know what to do please help /b/
She should fuck him, then convince him that the baby is his.
You gotta Cuck. That's the only way out.
Leo you wish
is that Jordyn?
>>690031023
I dont think she should have baby what if its retarded? and I love her verymuch but I think i made a mistake
>>690031170
no her name starts with a k
>>690031141
wrong my name starts with a J
>>690030824
Find a abortion stick and beat the fuck out of her stomach.
Dude, abortion. It would be the best thing for everyone.
>>690030824
Well, should be easy for her to say that the kid belongs to the bf. Condoms/pills aren't 100% effective.
>>690030824
Dont worry, just send his bf boar hunting, get.him real drunk and let the boar do the rest. Then your child will inherit the kingdom, win-win situation
>>690031279
holy shit man, looks EXACTLY like my friends sister, and you're both 19 xD. Well anyways, just stick your hand up there slap around a bit, that should kill a developing fetus.
>>690031320
>>690031381
I think she wants to fucking keep it
>>690031386
yeah but I know its mine
>>690031410
if only
Also post nudes of her, for research.
>>690031603
She's not going to want a baby created from her brothers seed you fucking idiot.
>>690031183
There's only a 1/10 chance that would happen. Just play it safe. Cuck. If she gets an abortion, the bf will know she cheated on him and she may tell him it was his best friend of three years.
Or is it that you don't want her BF to pound that pussy?
>>690031577
well does you friend have a twin? that should have been the give away
>>690031615
she would never send nudes and doesn't to bf either kind of sucks
>>690031763
My sister had my dad's baby. You never know.
If she keeps it you'll have an inbred kid, hope your from the south where that's acceptable.
>>690031800
well, I mean, we should not have sex or be together its wrong but it feels natural to do so and I love him like a brother its confusing
>>690031925
florida
>>690031814
yes, a maternal twin sister. she's a few seconds older going by time of birth
>>690030824
>>690031763
she might she is in love with me
>>690032114
whoa that is weird
another pic I think she is so sexy
Dude I don't know what else to say, but best of luck to you.
>>690031603
She wants to keep the bastard incest baby of her twin brother, ruining her life and possibly creating a club-footed retard?
Your sister is a complete fucking moron.
You can try making her have a miscarriage, I guess. Get her to eat a lot of cilantro lol. Or push her down the stairs.
>>690032042
Well you should have thought of that before you had sex. Either tell him and then tell your parents that you're with your sister, or try to get the sister to convince the BF that he got her pregnant and not you.
>>690032354
cilantro?
RU486-colada?
>>690032485
my mom is ead and dad gone since we were babies. we're on our own. mom died last fall.
>>690032693
dead*
>>690030824
She shouldn't keep the baby. Abortion. She's just at the right age to do this without informing your parents.
This should teach you a lesson.
>>690032510
Cilantro, vitamin c (orange juice tons of it) will induce a miscarriage whole infographic on it if shes compliant enough you can shove a whole thing of cilantro up her vag and it will definitely cause one look it up
>>690030824
>>690032510
Yeah, it's like parsley.
Also,
http://mom.girlstalkinsmack.com/family/6-kinds-of-vegetable-that-increase-risk-of-miscarriage.aspx
Everything on that list I guess. I'm looking up random shut about how to induce miscarriage now because I feel kinda bad for you.
>>690030824
kek That's kayla schieleit. I went to school with her
omg Joe is that you? you're OP! fuckingkek.
you are fucked now!!!!!!!!!!
>>690032952
Take her hiking, then go to a sauna and kick her in the stomach after drinking a bunch of OJ.
>>690031603
Ah the ego of women, wanting to keep a baby and fuck the rest of the world. Except that would be a fucked up start for a baby.
But that's what people do...making babies for themselves.
>>690032952
If OP has Plan B available from the pharmacy he can just use that. Little known fact: Plan B and RU-486 (abortion pill for 1st/2nd trimester) are both mifepristone, the only difference is dose. So get plan b from pharmacies, use higher dose.
note: Don't actually do this if you care about her life.
>>690033237
uhhh wtf. I'm out delete
>>690033237
Please tell me this isn't bait.
>>690033436
That'd work too. He might have to grind up the pill into a powder and spike a drink with it though, if she's going to be a stupid cut and try to keep it.
>>690030824
>>690032693
Well you're in the clear. The only person affected is the best friend. Tell him and move on with your new family.
Is this op's Facebook?
>>690033806
I know these people. Her bf is Jeremy and I also went to school with him too. Armwood high. This is just too much. It kind of makes sense, because they were really handsy with each other.
I am making a screenshot and sending this to friends though. This is hilarious!
>>690034226
YES!!!!!!! His sister doesn't have an fb anymore, but the bf is Jeremy Jennings.
Blackmail OP for nudes?
>>690034313
Evidence or gtfo
>>690034313
Holy FUCK. Have fun with the splooge twins
>>690034490
I kind of want too, but how?
>>690034560
like how would I do that? that's a dumb request
>>690034400
HOLY SHIT THIS IS REAL
>>690034673
Like this, retard
>>690034728
>>690034400 fuck yes lmao, this is hilarious. Best thread of the day
>>690034728
nicely done yeah that is her and BF
I found this for you as well
>>690034813
HAHAHAHAHAAHH
>>690034577
Nah, he's already fucked. Incest baby and people he knows know. Might as well let him be.
>>690034728
hahaha wonder what buddy will do once he finds out his gf is banging the bro
>>690034915
nice work>>690034912
nice
>>690034978
run a train?
>>690034978
Should I message him?
Looks like OP is pretending to be the brother of the girl. Probably some beta you got dumped by the girl. it does not make sense that an anon posted his fb with almost no personal informatin. faggot OP.
Just messaged the boyfriend "ever heard of a guy named Jaime lannister?"
>>690035086
Fuck yeah I got the popcorn started
>>690035086
UH YES
>>690035174
what are you talking about?
OP didn't give any info someone saw his post here and we figured the rest. Not that difficult.
>>690035174
well at 03:22:50 the fb ss was posted, then the next post was very quick 03:23:34... listing a highschool the just happened to be in hillsborough county fl, the same county as tampa, the location listed on the fb
>>690034978
start posting in one of the thousand /b/ cuck threads everyday
>>690035354
>>690035332
AND NOW WE PLAY THE WAITING GAME
This is bullshit, OP was trying to direct the attention to the pictures he was posting. We were baited into fucking these people over.
>>690035174
OP just fucked up. I feel kind of bad for him, but what did he expect in here?
http://flvoters.com/by_number/1227/09712_kayla_kathleen_schieleit.html
>>690035354
exatly faggot. there was no personal information neither a pic of OP. so how is it possible to catch him in fb? it was the guy who is pretending to be him who dropped the link here.
1. be mad at person A
2. create 4chan thread pretending to be person A
3. invent some incest story
4. wait for the attention from virgin anons
5. post his fb name
6. see how you have your own personal army without asking directly for it.
>>690035746
So what? Still better than nothing.
>>690035747
TOP KEK
tl;dr, op probably pretending to be the brother for trulz
MODS MODS MODS
>>690035746
what pictures. wtf are you talking about homo?
>>690035964
schieleit
joe
use your brain bro
pay attention anon
>>690036001
for what?
>>690035746
I'm like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it.
>>690036017
This one, for example.
>>690032289
sure is samefag in here
>>690036162
Posting dox, I assume
how is it that you dumb shits do this every thread?
we use to enjoy these things and not fuck with OP.
BUT!
this was years ago all this site guarantees you will be fucked with if you post you info.
hell i know that if i want to mess with someone all i need is one facebook picture and some bullshit.
then a few min later...
BOOM!
you fukcers jump on it like a bitch in heat
can we stop doing this personal army things now?
>>690036508
They would have to actually post the information. Like the fb or something for that. Or idk
>>690036608
bitch
>>690036608
Did I miss out on this copypasta?
>>690035747
That's the brother you dipshit message the boyfriend
well..
>>690036674
They did.
>>690034226
>fb
>>690035948
>sister's address
>>690031320
>>690031381
Every single reply should say this. Abortion. Now. Today.
It's definitely going to be at least a little fucked up. Maybe it'll just have your severe depression or her insane anxiety or maybe it will be something much, much worse.
If she doesn't want to do it, show her this...
http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/pictures-people-who-were-result-inbreeding-66816/
>>690031410
kek
>>690037104
bf's fb = jeremy.n.jennings
Omg so it was in fact ---
Are you telling me that by almost random this dude jumped in here and recognized the chick and theyre from the same place?
Thats just--ohwh hahahaha
>>690036896
stfu
>>690037104
WELP
I hope they Enjoy their ban
>>690030824
Kek are you identical twins? If so what's the chance of the kid looking exactly like them?
>>690032289
kek
google thinks she's a dog for some reason
>>690037496
I'm so happy I jumped into this thread
ITT: OP's PA. GG sir
http://randomarchive.com/board/b/thread/671932744
>>690033237
well, she's a democrat so an abortion is likely on the table.
http://flvoters.com/by_number/1227/09712_kayla_kathleen_schieleit.html
>>690036937
This is probably the guy who got dumped by the girl. Now he wants to fuck up her relation with her boyfriend. Faggot. Get some nuts and be a man.
>>690037215
That too.
>>690037487
>identical twins
>different gender
That's not how it works.
>>690037714
Ah too bad, this pretty much just proves OP isnt the bro. Too bad, I thought we finally had something good.
This is just insanity
Im taking everything off the schedule
Medifag here
Tell her to take shit load of vitamin D or orange juice and that would at least kill the fetus
>>690038075
Welp, I hope the bf doesn't take my message too personally
So wher'd OP go?
Wasnt he in here at some point?
>>690038316
screencap?
>>690037876
Does it really matter? At least we would be fucking up something.
>>690038382
OP is most likely the anon that shared the info
>>690038422
It depends faggot. I dont want to be instrumentalized as personal army.
There's a high chance the baby will have gentic defect. If you want to screen it you can do that, but it's safest to abort this one.
>>690030824
Someone has to die, either kill the baby, your sister, or her boyfriend. No other option.
>>690034226
Joe Shiiiii-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>690030824
have you not seen game of thrones or something?
>>690038644
or himself
>>690038809
Probably the best idea
>>690038918
The best idea would be all 4.
>>690030824
incest reduces IQ by at least 10 - 15 points
you fucked up
>>690039050
OP was already at 0, what's in store for the kid?
You faggots are too stupid, you could have waited until he delivered nudes and THEN you could go harrass them
>>690039437
and you have contributed what exactly?
>>690039605
You, i am your father
>>690035742
Dump noodz please
First time seeing a thread related to tampa on /b/
Did no disappoint