Everybody dies

>>690027416
brought over from the last thread:

>Best friend is dead
>Rival is dead
>Fuck your dog
>Fuck your lightsaber
>Fuck your robot furry
>whatthefuckdoIdonow.exe

>>690027501
Dark Souls

>BAAAA
>letsfuckshitup.jpg

>>690027807
Wasn't my post, but not inaccurate...

>>690027698
Pokémon

>expect boss to be big turtle
>boss is a fucking frog

>>690027908
Goat Simulator

>Bear, bird

>>690027952
Mario 2!

>>690027921
Negative

>>690027952
Yoshi's island?

>>690028028
Banjo Kazooie

>>690028099
Win

You die, make someone else die, or someone goes in unharmed. Also, could kill everyone or no one

>die sad and alone

>final boss is a giant purple vacuum with lasers

>>690028255
Fallout 3?

A lot of the same person appear and kill you

>>690028387
Correct

>>690028305
my life the game

>need to find uncle
>find uncle in alien's cave
>uncle says hes ok, go on without him, you can do it
>only a kid, so fuck you uncle
>collect 3 cubes
>board spaceship
>fight alien bosses
>cubes turn into alien children

>your survival in the final boss fight depends on if your friend got some pussy

>>690028454
Bioshock infinite

>>690027416
and the ugly people losers dont care if the ugly people losers hurt the popular people or attrative loser people the ugly way cause as long as kill off popular people like biggie smalls no one can make the ugly guys losers ugly even tho the ugly people losers out number everybody and the popular people or the attrative loser people has no choice but to see the ugly people losers or ugly guys losers that smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly as shit on tv or music

why is there no pretty chicks on tv or porn
caues the ugly guys losers that is ugly as shit and that cant get no girls cock block
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and ignore when teh attrative loser people say that the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly and smell like shit like beyonce and the ugly guys losers still try to hurt the attrative loser people with looks but the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and thats why the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit
and the ugly guys losers is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce and is ugly and try to be better then everybody but the ugly guys losers and the ugly loser people that can hurt the popular people or attrative loser people the ugly way that smell like dog poop like beyonce is ugly as shit and smell like shit like beyonce like reddit and the ugly people losers
iam high guy :)
and the ugly guys losers that got rejected by the popular people smel like poop like beyonce and is ugly and the ugly people losers and the ugly guys losers try to look powerful and attatrative but looks ugly and smell like poop like beyonce when hurt the popular people the ugly way even tho the ugly people losers smell like shit like beyonce and is too ugly to hurt the popular people with looks like the ugly guys losers that got rejected by the popular people

>>690028056
Correct on mario2

>>690028509
Correct.

>Knock the boss's head off
>Oh fuck, he's bigger now
>These credits are fake
>Time for round 2

>>690028510
A story about my uncle

>>690028255
Dark Souls

>>690028305
Dark Souls

>game ends you die
>nah fuck that, heres how you end a game
>fight soda mascot tower

>>690028510
Startropics?

>>690027501
A chinese movie

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>your son dies one way or another

>>690028869
Corrrrrekt anon.

You control all of Europe and wonder why you wasted your life

>mom hates you
>You kill mom

>>690028969
Fallout 4

>my nigga goes night night
>my other nigga gets possessed
>i get trapped in the dark
>slowly walk my ass back home

>>690029109
Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep

>im the batter

>>690029053
F.E.A.R.?

>>690029013
Awesome, nice pick!

>>690029053
Binding of Isaac

>>690027416
This is gold. Like jew gold. HIDE IT NOW BEFORE THEY FIND IT!

Expect boss to be big blue cute monster

Is dude in green suit

>>690029201
correctomundo

>>690027416

>Thrown out a window
>Die
>Who killed me?

>>690027416
Green older boi
Kill piggo
Get da booty
You turn into younger green boi

>>690029352
Zelda OoT

>>690029352
Ocarina of Time

>>690029053
Life

Dads friend is close with serial killer
Hard as fuck boss fight against demon thing

>find the mother fucker who shot you in the head and left you in a ditch
>decide whether or not to kill him and what method

>>690029440
>>690029442
Correct!

>>690029509
Fallout new Vegas

>>690029509
My life.

>>690029509
Fallout: New Vegas

>you die and your choices throughout the game mean jack shit in the end

>kill random boss who has had no plot relevance until this point
>sit on fancy chair and spontaneously combust

>>690029580
Life

>>690029509
fallout nv?

>kill my old bitch with a bazooka
>walk off in the distance

Kill parents cuz you're a devil child

>>690029634
Well yeah but not what I was going for

>>690029641
>>690029575
>>690029561
Yarp

>>690029580
The Walking Dead?

>>690028858
SR4

>>690029741
Lucius

>Save world from fat bird
>He was just trying to fix it
>Fight cheap Dracula knockoff
>Chowdown, mofo

Drop a small continent on a giant monster

>>690029833
Yep

>>690029815
Nope.

>Kill some blonde asshole's pets
>He runs away

>>690029741
lucius

>>690029850
Bathroom break?

>fight four armed dingus with ponytail
>fight man who can morph into anyone

>>690029922
Correct

>>690027416
>Be cool kid with neckbeard who does science stuff
>Tests random rock
>ohfuck.jpg
>Aliens everywhere
"Yeah, the marines will clean it up."
>WRONGWRONGWRONG
>Kill virtually everyone
>go to alien planet
>Kill virtually everyone
>Creepy guy asks you something
>You either die, or he thanks you

>Guess they weren't loyal enough

>>690027698
Anyone else?

>>690029580
Mass Effect 3?

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>throw a nigga through a window
>fly off into the sunset

>>690029935
Wrong

>>690029952
Mortal Kombat

>capture an escaped convict by throwing pizza at him

>save the world
>still can't into maledom

>>690030034
Yep

>>690030112
I want to say avoid the noid but I know that's wrong.

>>690030210
I really want that to be the answer.

>>690030112
>>690030210
Yo Noid

>>690029348
Murdered Soul Suspect

>>690030210
>>690030269
>>690030273
Nope.

> climb building
> fight shitlord with spear
> get him low HP
> some other fuck kills him

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>shit on everything
>die all the time
>make everyone warm again for the next game

>gotta kill russian space god
>shits locked
>gotta upgrade sword to use magnets, fire and ice
>unlock shit
>kill russian space god
>missionaccomplished.jpg

>>690030446
Damn... that would have been great.

>puke up god
>nun eats god

or

>open door
>world is operated by dog

>pet frog falls into hole
>follow frog underground
>frog gets into toxic waste
>frog grows gigantic
>find car and suit
>fight crabs, Scorpions, your pet frog
>fight alien final boss

>>690030510
Dark Souls

>>690030619
BLASTER MASTEEEEEEEER!

>>690030619
Master Blaster

>can either save my cousin or my girl
>if I save my girl she breaks up with me
>either way i'm retiring

>>690030608
Silent Hill, can't remember which one.

>try to bring girlfriend back from hell
>Satan is fucking your bitch
>release girlfriend from Satan
>fight Satan and his gigantic devilish cock

>>690030608
RE

>time travel
>hippies
>stop monsters

>>690030845
GTA 4

>>690030976
How did you get this but not the GTA3 I posted earlier??

Correct!

>>690030845
Infamous?

>>690030928
Dante's inferno

>>690030928
Dante's Inferno

>>690030719
CORRRECT
>>690030724
You were close

>>690030931
Nein, but not too far off.

>fight cultist monster
>save jailbait
>fuckyeahseadoo

>>690031050
Must of scrolled right past it I guess

>>690031053
No but I seriously couldn't remember how that ended until you said the name of it. I wanna do it now but it'd be too easy to guess.

>>690031056
>>690031066
Roighto friendo

>have sex
>die

>>690031299
God of War

>>690031299
Sims

>no wonder why that implied chick was hiding her face all the time

>>690031299
Life: AIDS edition

>>690031299
detroit prostitute simulator 2: electric boogaloo

>fuck and nut in a ghost with questionable age

>realize you're the reason everything went to shit in the first place
>initiate space station self destruct
>sexy Australian girlfriend comes to save you

>>690031344
>>690031384
The fact that both of these make total sense keks me to hell and back.

>>690031460
Gordon Freeman?

>save lolis?
>Harvest lolis?
>You die

>>690031460
Kerbal Space Program

>>690031552
Bioshock

>nope.jpg

>>690031552
Bioshock

>>690031299
farcry

>>690031637
Dark Souls

>>690031637
Amnesia

1st gam
>you're super fucking OP
>get more OP
>holy fuck I cant even die

2nd game
>different dude
>even more OP than first dude
>can literally stand in a military base and not do anything for several minutes while getting attacked and still be perfectly fine
>kill dude from first game

>go back in time to kill self
>destroy the fabric of space and time just to piss off an elder God
>history abhorrs a paradox

>>690031683
nope

>>690029219
OFF.

>>690031671
yee

>kill handsome man
>you win

>>690031751
Pokemon Red and Gold

>>690031729
nope

>>690031446
I just finished jerking it to a hentai of that plot.

>>690031544
>>690031569
No

>not so smart now are you, bitch?
>where did those legs come from?
>ohfuckohfuckohfuckohfuck
>BABY, NO!
>get the fuck outta dodge
>DEERFORCE

>>690031627
>>690031638
#2

>>690031751
Prototype

>>690031299
Mass Effect 2 if you hook up with Morinth

>>690031780
Winrar
>>690031795
Borderlands 2

>>690031751
Prototype

>>690031760
my Wednesday night

>>690031637
P.T.

>>690028510
Prey

>>690031919
Roighto

>>690031898
>>690031998
yes

>be black
>steal a bike

>>690032191
GTA San Andreas

>>690032041
nope

>meet aliens
>fight different aliens
>everybody dies
>you become a god
>meet the alien version of the abominable snowman

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>final boss is a naggy blonde MILF with a sword that made her nuts

>get to end
>kill boss
>new expansion
>infinite loop

>>690032381
Dragon Age 2

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>>690032470
Fuck

>>690032437
Castlevania
>technically I'm not wrong

>>690032437
Destiny?

>be super edgy
>kill demons
>eat pizza
>japanese shit
>pretty decent franchise
>the new one fucking sucked cock

>>690030158
Probably gonna give it out, but hint:
>damn japs, you scary

>>690028628
Saint's Row IV?

>>690032634
but you are

>You turn the earth in to a star

>>690032256
yeah

>>690032437
Nuclear Throne

>>690032657
winrar

>>690032678
Devil May Cry

>>690032678
Devil May Cry

>be Indian
>use guns
>fight dinosaurs and mercenaries
>final boss is voodoo fucker with magic mace
>building explodes

>>690032694
Another one for Dark Souls, then?

>find dad
>kill dad
>dad wasn't dad

>Destroy the thing hanging from the ceiling
>wait for it to fall
>it starts going up instead
>you do too
>wake up outside
>pass out instantly

>Go to Moon
>Almost die
>Robot saves you

>fuck this robot's shit up
>she finally lets you and your old companion go outside

>>690033131
Portal 2?

>you broke your friend's toy curbstomping the final boss
>it's fine, everything was his fault anyways

>>690033070
Portal 2?

>>690033160
Portal

>>690033131
>>690033160
i see what you did there. i'm >>690033160

>>690033243
yes

>>690033160
This one is portal 2, anon.
>>690033131
So is this?

>>690031760
>>690031460
Nobody got these?

Kill your self or satan

>>690033131
Killer is dead?

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>>690033201
You got it

>>690031637
You can get it guys, this game is half the fucking internet.

>>690028906
What kind of Chinese movies do you watch.
How kick ads are they?

>oh, you killed what's been threatening humanity
>cool
>back to grinding you go until you decide to stop playing

>>690033218
Close. It was the first portal. I never understood why killing GLaDOS made her fly into the sky with so much force that you get lifted off the ground.

>>690033498
Destiny :/

>>690027416
>bad dragon ded
>you a hero
>everyone leaves

>>690033549
Nope.

>>690027416
>you blow a space station to hell if you're not a faggot
>everyone lives except the nigger because i sent him through pipes

>>690033467
Slenderman?

>>690027501
akame ga kill desu~~

>>690033498
Destiny again

>japanese game
>are a demigod
>kill aliens
>betrayed by other demigods
>go to sleep for tens of thousands of years
>wake up
>fuckin angry
>kill other demigod
>repeat steps 3-7 several times
>you would think in the hundreds of thousands of years you're sleeping they would train or something
>or were you always just end of the game level strong right from the start
>but that would be like having freeza saga Goku as strong as he is in the majin buu saga
>and even if you were, have you seen a fucking anime? they will train for just 1 year and get 50x stronger so imagine what they could of done with 100,000+ years
>anyway, golden spooder is god

>>690033645
Not this time.

>>690033533
Fuck. I always get 1 and 2 mixed up.

>>690032800
>>690032865
yes

>>690033442
...no ...he was wrong ...wtf

>>690033610
Mass Effect 2

>>690027416
>allahu akbar
>deus vult
>betrayal
>globe

>>690032963
turok

>Kill everyone that has a problem with you

>>690033618
nope. Seriously, that word is all anyone needs to get this.

>>690033665
This sounds familiar. Drakengard? Or another JRPG in the series?

>>690033784
Noice

>>690033738
ya

>get turned into enemy
>kill enemy's internet
>break their main server
>laughing credits

>>690033557
Skyrim

>enter last chapter
>kill gay angel demon emperor
>jk he's not dead yet lul, and surprise he is made out of hundreds of Mr Skeltals now
>kill him, fly out of hellhole with giant boob blonde
>greeted by shadowy masked figure, he kills his cuck friendo
>Takes the object you just escaped with and fights you with it
>Kill him, turn into bird and fly away

Omg
These trips are wild

>>690031637
TF2

>>690033971
THANK. FUCKING. CHRIST. WINRAR.

Here's a tricky one.
>> Aliens attack earth
>> Blasting their way through all resistance
>> After invading the planet and destroying the flagship representing humanity's only hope for survival
>> They stop firing, turn around and leave
>> What's left of the human defense shoots down numerous aliens
>> But the alien flagship escapes

>>690033846
no

>>690031637
Half life 3

>>690033819
TF2 Jesus.

>>690033818
this is only for videogames not real life

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>>690033952
The fuck are you on about anon?

>>690034066
Destroy All Humans?

>either fuck up your master or your master's master
>first leads to you taking up your master's role
>second leads to your death but you become a martyr for the rebellion so that's nice

>>690033923
nope, but probably would describe it too :'D

>wake up
>can't remember shit
>find a new friend, helps you out
>shows you around the place
>work together to overthrow the one who's controlling everything
>finally win
>but your friend was really the ebil one all along
>have to work to undo all that you did

No one got it last thread so here's a hint: You get to take a surprise field trip to the moon at the end.

>>690034136
Force Unleashed

>>690034136
Force Unleashed

>>690034107
I know

>kill final boss
>oh wait, he's not really dead
>walk away and go back home

>>690034197
>>690034199
too easy

correct

>>690034177
Portal 2.

>steal shit to go to moon

>get sucked into swords mouth
>fight blacksmith 1st form
>fight blacksmith 2nd form
>your party member turns back into a toy

>>690034124
Nope, humanity doesn't surrender.

Poison the water or purify it. (EASY)

>>690034328
Yis

>>690034177
Portal 2

>>690034382
Super Mario RPG

You kill the bad guy on the moon and the world is safe from evil.


You kill the bad guy and magic disappears forever, but that one girl becomes fully human.

>>690034382
Smrpg. Too easy

>>690034385
Stab in the dark

>it was all a dream
>my boat is fucked
>bitches love birds

You fight inside a turtles stomach.

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>>690034449
One of my top 10 games.

>save my buddy from being kidnapped
>fight this evil corporation boss by making him into art
>dance with my woes

>Fight dad, his coworkers, and his boss
>lose your adopted dad and girlfriend
>cease to exist

>Beat the shit out of four ass holes pets
>Meet the final boss kick her ass become final boss

>>690033750
come on, nobody? :D

>people in trouble coz of cults
>kill demon princes
>people in trouble coz of dragons
>kill dragons
>people in trouble coz of gods
>kill gods
>all of existence will end coz of dragon god
>kill dragon god
>can bend space, time and any other naturally occurring force to your will
>everyone still gets pissed and try to fucking kill you when you steal a fucking cabbage
>they actually think they can fucking take you
>lul

>>690034701
Pokemon

>>690030007
Half life?