I'm so bad at communicating. Please help, what do I say??
>>690016227
Tell me you had a jerk to a picture of mummy now you are eating tendies.
Say can i see your feet
>>690016608
This op
>>690016227
Say you ate your sis ass
>>690016227
it's already over.
>>690017111
This
I don't think she wants to talk to me anymore
everyone abandon ship /b/ is ruined
Deliver
annnnnnd /b/ ruined another faggots chances of them getting anything
>>690017335
Good
Just spam the fuck out of her with these emoji's and you'll have her pussy thurbing for you in seconds.
>>690016227
top zoz
>>690016227
netflix and chill
I-i don't really want to fuck her
>>690018305
Say that you can eat pussy like a master
She hasn't even read them I'm pretty sure she hates me
>>690019238
find someone new
>>690019238
Tell her you can eat pussy like a sex god
Well shit then fam, tell her that you're just nervous because she's really beautiful so you have a hard time with words. Fems love to hear that shit.
>>690019332
No one else tries to talk to me
>>690019752
go on kik
ask for nudes
>>690019238
say that: sorry, i lost a bet, so i was forced to write those things.
She will back and will write a laugh.
After this you have to ask for pussy
>>690019966
Use this
>>690020666
devil trips checkewd
>>690020188
check'd do it op
also good advice
>>690020666
>>690020839
What does she mean by this?
Op you're just, you're just terrible.
Honestly im so sorry for you.
Even Cleverbot knows that you're shit at talking to people.
>>690021087
Nah I'm done
>>690021087
kekd my pants a fucking computer wont even talk to you
>>690021087
just get the fuck on omegle
>>690021500
I realize I'm bad a talking. I-i'm going to see a person about autism because I got a high score on a screener
>>690022035
I'll try
>>690023243
Why?
>>690023382
Now that's just sad
>>690023382
KEK
>>690023382
OP, you have made me feel better by comparison, and provided a great laugh.
In other news, I think you may need to see the sun through something other than a window soon.
>>690023382
send noods with time stamp
Either biggest spacktard ever or some 6/10 bait. Well played sir.
>>690023382
OP delivery is running on time or ahead of schedule
>>690024391
Lets see where we can take this
>>690023382
op you aren't autistic you most likely just have a cuck personality
word of advice op because you seem like you want to talk to girls and such being on here won't help
I feel so terrible for laughing at you OP
>>690019238
OP say "Sorry wrong person. What's your favorite movie?"
>>690024391
I'm glad I could help
>>690024581
I don't understand
>>690025287
If she ever reads it, I'll say that
>>690025567
meaning get on omegle and ask f or m if f then ask for noods
I don't know how to talk at all here. I thought this this would be good practice but there's a lot of horny guys looking for females...
>>690026204
your learning
and respond "for nudes"
>>690026463
you're*
>>690026556
if this is you op just talk about how you love elves
>>690016227
Fucking give up. Would any of us be here if we were the smoothie kings?
>>690023382
kek
>>690026556
get on omegle and get f nudes
>>690021746
>ifunny
>>690026125
>>690026556
These weren't me. I keked a little though
>>690026204
OP omegle is a great place to learn how to talk but you have to start by saying "20f" that way people think you're a chick and will talk to you. Just ignore any requests for nudes or kick and keep a conversation going, guys are desperate for titties and will talk to you for hours
Fucking cringe thread, piss off to Facebook faggots
>>690027160
>I wish
We all do anon.
I wasn't sure if I was supposed to give kik or not
>>690027896
yaasssssss then post it
>>690027896
wait who is th f?
>>690027896
Pretending to be a girl will not help you learn how to communicate properly.
>source: catfish for 8+ years(never caught, leading one guy with snapchat nudes)
>>690027896
if they ask for kik say "I only send tits to people I like after a few minutes"
>>690028263
This sounds like a good idea, thanks
>>690028220
I wish I was good enough at talking to be a catfish, it sounds fun.
>>690028094
I will next time
>>690028094
is this you
>>690028461
>>690028594
>>690028849
What app is this?
>>690029120
Skype
>>690028461
kek
>>690028849
GOLD
>>690016227
Don't tell her you don't know. Just say something random but not weird. Like ask her what type of music she listens to or something
>>690029202
Are these oc?
>>690029478
no sorry
>>690016227
>User: Why is there so much propaganda.
>Cleverbot: Everyone wants something from god.
>User: Why can we not all be harmonising.
>Cleverbot: Because I'm human and you're not.
>Cleverbot: Haha. You are just a bot someone created.
>Cleverbot: No actually I am flesh and blood.
>>690029202
>His palms are sweaty
>Licks your belly
>Knees weak arms are heavy
>Can I see your belly?
Kek