Lose weight

have sex

will make u and a virgin happy

>>690005468
also, your not fat enough for it to be that bad. im sure you can find someone to fuck/love u

Well first whatever is wrong with your marriage

What's up?

>>690005336
Stop posting your ugly tits please it's hurting my eyes

>>690005446
No shit I am working on it I gained it from being sad I was a solid 120. something decent lol

Give a way for a jester to speak in private.

You'll be entertained, and gain your much needed insight.

Kik preferred.

welcome to faggottown. Die. End.

>>690005336
Can't help with marriage but can kinda help with depression. Fire away what's up

Show face

>>690005632

120? You're lying to yourself and everyone here. You're an easy 170 in that pic

You're not fat at all. Someone will definitely come along and you all will fall in love.

>>690005336
watchu need slut?

Fuck off. You should've come here first. No one wants your Reddit visiting ass

>>690005336
tits and timestamp confirmed, you may ask your question

>>690005651
Wow that was the lamest statement ever.

>>690005739
>I was a solid 120
>I was
>was
>WAS

holy shit your braindead lmao kys.

And stop wearing polos you're a woman not a pro golfer

>>690005739
She WAS...

lol judging by the comments tumblr is your next step.
So I want to be the first telling you this:
Fuck off, SJW.

>>690005336

You are cute we should hang out and you can watch me play video games and I will cook a nice dinner for us and then watch netflix.

>>690005336
You came here for fewer faggots?

>>690005869
>>690005950

oops soz ^_^

>>690005995
Tumblr is 4Chan's next step.

>>690005558
Okay,
>he lied his way into marriage by acting like this faithful white knight who wanted kids and blah blah..
>find out the day after the honey moon he never wanted kids.
>find out a week after the wedding he was sucking craigslist cock and nailing anything with a pulse
>broke me arm
>made my family think I was crazy
So I am trying to find ways to get over the idea of never having kids which is killing me and trying to find a way to cheer up to I can go back to atleast trying to be sexually attractive to him.
but reddit and everyone else is screaming "TOXIC THERAPY DIVORCE"

>>690005739

She ate someone who was 120 when she was depressed learn to read.

>>690006157

Lol rekt

>>690005629
You shut the fuck up! Femanon followed the rules! Whether we wanted to see them or not , she unquestionably did her duty! For the love of her marriage and ability to comply with internet etiquette, she displayed her tits with a timestamp. You don't like them? Too bad, those are the rules. Transaction completed, quit being a fag. Help out or GTFO faggot.

>Femanon please continue

>>690006241
/thread

>>690005739
I was 120. Right now I am 150 ish

>>690005336
post kik

more pics and we'll help

>>690006283
I'm at 230-ish and you look like my bloated corpse

>>690006157
Why the fuck would you stay with him?

Seriously, even you know that would be dumb... I feel like you know this, just want other people to tell you.

Go to >>>/adv/, /b/ is full of teenage faggots.

If you're marriage is hurting, give more blowjobs; they tend to make people happier. Surprise them with it too, and do it only if they're feeling a bit stressed, anxious, or sad . going down on a person doesn't work too well if they're mad or irritable. For depression, the best way I have learned to cope with mine is to believe that tomorrow will be better than today, and I sometimes I get really busy and try to do work in a day to forget what's on my mind. Sadness is crippling, so it may help to talk it over with someone.

>>690006157
poke holes on the condoms

>>690006413
See I can see its dumb but I just want to not be sad and stay.

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>>690006157
>comes to /b/ for advice

>thinks she's fit to be a mother

>>690006157
Two birds with one stone here: FTM and he'll slob on your unfirtile knob.

>>690005651
added to cringe folder

>>690006157

You need to escape. Like, be gone to the other side of the country and start over under a fake name. There is no way to deal with that marriage.

I don't want to make you feel hopeless, but I need to be realistic. You should carefully figure out a way to get some cash and then get to a truck stop and tell the driver you are escaping an abuser and need to get the fuck outta there.

You will find someone who will give you a ride. You will start over. You will find someone to treat you better.

If you stay in this relationship, you will end up killing yourself.

>>690006493

I'm annoyed. You dug yourself a hole, people are throwing you ropes and you're hanging yourself with them. Good luck

>>690006472
Nigga fuck you I am not a rapist

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>>690006157
Divorce his ass. Take his shit. Get a restraining order.

>>690006157
You can divorce him and gain legal benefits in the U.S. for lying abiut wanting children.

>>690006157
>I can go back to atleast trying to be sexually attractive to him.

Reddit is right if you want to get less mental and physical damage.

If you're set on a path of self destruction and trying to please a sociopath though, you're going the right way. Try to look good for him, and take his wishes or desires as your own. Overlook the obvious cheating and fucking guys and just pretend it isn't happening, get fit so that when he throws you a bone every now and then he isn't disgusted, and probably take up some heavy drinking and valium use.

Plenty of people live in relationships like that. If it's what you want, I think you can do it.

>>690006157
>"TOXIC THERAPY DIVORCE"

sorry, but this. you don't have kids. why would you fucking stay?

I mean just get some breeder to fill you up. have kids. he will leave.

>>690006157
kill him

>>690006625
I'm annoyed with you, fucking retarded cunts

>>690006805
MOGS MOGS MOGS

>>690006157
First of all, break up with him. He's a liar and a cheater. How long have yall been together in total? Do you really want to be with him after all of that?

Gg

>>690005336
Pussy or gtfo

>>690006639
hey he tricked you first, so return the favor. it's only fair

is it wrong of me to criticize the quality of those painted costumes?

>>690006879
Met him when I was 15 and he was twenty so 5 years.

>>690006978
hey not a bad idea. why don't you double team some guys on cl...

>>690006157
To be fair, even in the Catholic Church, refusal to have kids is grounds for annulment, and no one makes it hard to leave a marriage than the Catholics.

Other than that, get thin and find out what porn he watches. See what he wants to act out. In fact start with the porn while trying to get thin. If he likes to slobber knob, get a strap on.

>>690005336
well, dear, what's your question?

>>690006845

Then she will go to jail. Murder isn't the answer here.

>>690007007
Still like morals, I know /b/ doesn't have them but apparently I do lol

op have you ever dated or slept with anyone else?

>>690007036

They are fucking kids dude I would like to see your 7 year old ass do better body painting.

>>690007046
If you married that young, you fucking deserve this lack of foresight.

>>690007180
FWIW if you had a bit more courage, and a few less morals you would do much better in life

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>>690007130
See the deal is just get thin. I know what hes into and Ive done some sick(ish since ik how yall roll) to make him happy.

>>690007180
ah well, I'm out of ideas then, gl

>>690007282
Excuse me for having some fucking standards. I mean, jesus. Those better be the last place entries.

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>>690005336
Ok listen carefully
Maybe its a bad advice but the only option for both marriage and depression is .........cheating I know its bad thing but is thrilling and give sense to your empty life so for god sake get a good fuck partner and don't be caught btw tanks for follow the rules

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>>690006493
>not be sad
>stay
pick only one.

He's taking advantage of you and you deserve better. Dump him and find someone who will treat you as well as you want to treat this jackass. If you don't like these words, then I'm afraid we can't help, but I do hope you will come to realize that it's what's best for you someday. Best wishes

>>690007360

We have been helpful for you so far, you should post your snatch or spread ass for us now. Do it, or this ends here.

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>>690006157
Sweetheart, I'm going through the exact same thing right fucking now. I was a fucking moron. I thought 'Oh, he's just scared. The idea will grow on him. He loves me. Of course he'll want kids with me!'

Four years later... nope. He's only succeeded in sewing the seeds of hate. I say him down to have 'the talk' and suddenly he wants kids. NO MOTHERFUCKER. He just wants a piece of ass, someone to help pay bills, and do his laundry.

Run. Fucking run. A marriage isn't just about love. It's also a business contract. He presented himself under false pretenses therefore nullifying any duty you have to his deceitful ass.

Life is too short. Go find someone else who loves and cherishes you. Trust me. You're worth it.

>>690007046
>met him when I was 15 and he was 20

an older man grooming and manipulating a young girl into an abusive relationship where she believes she is the problem and needs to change.

Your husband is living the dream, anon.

>>690007180
you don't have morals. If you did, you wouldn't subject yourself to this. staying with this person is immoral on a number of different levels.

so quit fucking crying about it. he did some shit, but you stayed with him. Take responsibility for your part.

you want to be productive? list the reasons you can't leave, right now. we will find some solutions, and you can move on with your life.

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>>690005336
Why the fuck are you married anyways?

>>690007180
you've already posted your tits on /b/, why not take it a bit further?

If you're local I'll happily take some pics of you gargling my cock and send them through to him.

>>690007652
>A marriage isn't just about love. It's also a business contract.

Sweet fucking jesus this. THIS SO MANY TIMES. You should have to sit down, and negotiate what you want / can live with before you ever get married.

that way in 3 years or 7 years or 20... when the other person isn't fulfilling their side of the contract... or where you want a NEW contract... you can sit down in good faith and discuss the issue.

this is how I treated my marriage, and to be honest it was the best suggestion ever made to me.

>>690006157
Marry someone who ia devoted to u and matches ur goals

>>690007691

I would bet my exceptionally nice hat that she licks his ass.

>>690007691
reddit said this to. It is totally not the case he only wanted to fuck and i put the effort in to make it a relationship and all.

>>690007046
Well you're still young. I doubt you'll ever stop being depressed if you stay in this relationship. Does he make you happy at all?

>>690006267
Lmaooo would you get a load of this virgin beta cucklord

I'll breed your ass. pay for a plane ticket. I'm in New Mexico. I'll hang out for a week in whatever shithole town you are from, and pound your pussy twice a day. I'll pound your husbands pussy too if you want.

hey better Idea, say you found a guy who will fuck his mouth for a few weeks. I'll dump one load in him, and one secret one in you.=

>>690007977
pics of hat pls

>>690008015
I groom and manipulate (adults) girls into relationships where they rely on me in the same way you rely on him.

Trust me. It is the case. He knew what he was doing.

>>690007935

That's not how abusive relationships work you fucking geniuses. Does this seem like a woman who was strong enough to question a man who promised her everything she wanted to hear?

She is being abused. She is and was being taken advantage of.

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>>690007977
oh she better.

>>690007652
Listen to her. You'll be sad for as long as you're with him.

>>690008086
Yes he is magic!
He is autistic and its just neat to be around someone so different.
He is perfect besides this shit

>>690008211
I understand exactly how abusive relationships work. And I know this too - you and I can't do shit about it. If she doesn't want out, and is willing to take some risks - she won't ever leave. So fuck her. She's like a heroin addict asking how she can still use smack but not have it cost so much. or still use smack, but not have it negatively impact her life.

>>690008015

That's how grooming and abuse work. You are actively being abused.

>>690008239
shhh ok

>>690008408
>>690008408
please tell me this is bait, and not OP.

op did he teach you how to lick an asshole really good?

if not, I would suggest doing this in bed.

>>690008540
this is op reporting for retard duty.

>>690008540
>autistic
what gave it away?

I read the physical abuse and closet homo shiz, so apologies if I missed anything or repeat something.

If this is true, you need to leave the situation. Your SJW hubby is gay and may have some self loathing that leads to physical abuse. Both of you will be happier if you end this as soon as possible. If your family thinks your crazy, fuck them, this is your well being. If you keep worrying about what they or he thinks you will continue to suffer.

>>690008646
im a pro fam who tf you think your talking to

>>690008444

> hurr durr
> lets shit on someone with mental illness
> im such a genius

You are a clown. The most desperate people are the ones who really need the most help.

>>690008015
Look, whatever the circumstances leading up to it, the kids thing is a dealbreaker. You will never "learn" to be happy without kids, and he will never want to have kids. You are different kinds of people. If you are willing to live unhappy, then you can stay in the marriage, but if not, you are just wasting time.

>>690008408
Well this is tough. Since you really love him, chances is are that none of this advice will help. The only person that can really persuade you is yourself. Have you talked to him about this very much?

Straight up OP. Your tits look like my ex's. I like them. Be proud and find yourself a real man. Get divorced and make yourself happy.

>>690006157
>mid-ager, married oldfool here
make a list of the good and bad things/traits he did/has.
then ask yourself why you married him, and why you want to stay with him (or not).
a good functional marriage takes a lot of work on both sides, one alone doing /trying it will make it just fail.
if you feel it's bad a ready this early in your "happily ever after"-honeymoon phase, how bad you think it will be in 5, or 10 years from now.
i get the vibe that you don't want to be alone. nobody does. but how much will it cost of you to stay with him? will it be worth it?
you have to ask yourself some hard and honest questions.
also, don't get pregnant by him, it multiplies things for the worst.
if you want to talk about it more, drop your throw-away email, you can even talk to my wife about this, for the woman's perspective

>>690006157
wow.
guy is def an asshole
is that what you believe you deserve?
what particular thing (other than the white knight) attracted him to you?
or was he attracted to you? if so then work out that area, improve those areas.
smile more.

but i'd say get the fuck out.

i've seen too many girls stay with said douchebag and try to fix it. but end up fighting more and more. also having kids [but that never fixes the problem(s)]

one girl had a 'moment' of weakness and went back to her ex bf that cheated on her with a younger/hotter girl, and got pregnant by him. they haven't married (yet), but it's been 2 years and they're still fighting.

also can i have same pic (you posted first) with 'hey rudy call me when sandras asleep'
and another with:
'hey mario, i'm younger than lauren. call me.'

>>690008826
well good luck fixing other people, I'm sure it will work out for everyone.

>>690008894
Yes, but going with the autistic thing, he usually pretends I am not talking to him.
When he does open up about it he says "You can't expect me to know what I want someday."
or claiming its emotional abuse when I try to talk to him about it to often.

>>690005336
>dumb fat slut
I'm seeing a lot of dumb and fat in this thread but no slut. Lets get you spread for us.

>>690005336
Video yourself pissing your pants

>>690005336
Honestly you need to give him an ultimatum. Stop fucking around or you'll leave him. Honestly though, do you think he'll ever change his mind about having kids? If you feel like having children is a big issue (which it is), then you gotta either leave or hope he changes his mind.

>>690009137
He has a million amazing traits in my eyes and I know sticking through it will be worth it I just need to get it together.

>>690009364
kek
Guy who manipulates girls into relationships here

If that actually works on you, you are the easiest mark ever. That would set off the bullshit alarm on every fucking human woman in the world.

I've decided he's not a great manipulator, you're just an empty shell without personality.

>>690009592
Ultimatums make him laugh. We have discussed the fact that he doesn't care if I stay or go.
I can never tell what he thinks so I'll never know if his mind will change.

>>690009364
Ok, claiming emotional abuse everytime he doesn't wanna talk is a huge red flag.. maybe try a trial separation kind of thing. Spend a week or two without contacting him and see if you feel better during this time.

>>690009874
Sounds like love alright

>>690009874
Let's just fuck and go to the gym together

>>690010212
Well he loves me, he just 'hates everyone' and would rather be alone no matter what>>690010150
cant do that with my job :/

>>690009874
He sounds infuriating to be around.. atleast if you have anything substantial to discuss. If he doesn't care whether you stay or go then fuck him. You can find someone who actually wants you around.

>>690009677
>old fool here again
you need to write them down, literally, it helps making judgment calls.
and I know you got the rose-colored glasses on, of having a crush/being in love with him. which of course doesn't help it.
but if say it's true of what he did, I don't see a happy future for you.
the offer with throw-away email still stands

Start cuckin g him. Out will babe your marriage better. He subconsiously start trying u better all while u are getting me great sex

>>690009874
His mind won't change. You already know that it's never going to get better, and everyone you ask for advice tells you the same, but you still desperately keep trying to find people who will tell you it'll be ok.

Accept that it won't get better and move on. People make mistakes, it happens.

>>690010517
if he doesn't care if you go, he doesn't love you.

You are entertaining to him sometimes and provide some value, but you are not worth actually going out of his way for at all.

I mean either way just do what works for you, but you're not going to get through this long-term without drugs and lying to yourself. It's not a situation that will get better.

>>690006157
Yeah, cuck him. Find some dude you like as a sperm donor, then stick the faggot you married with child support for 18 years.
It's a win win - he can say he's married and can't possibly be a faggot, and you get kids and a side dick when you want.

>>690005336
Ok one, big up for following conduct and owning "tits or gtfo"-fags by being a step ahead. Fucking bow to you.

Now! Half of me wants to say you're a miserable retard for thinking you can breathe life into a dead horse by changing. Whole gig with pricks like that are that the more you give the more they take, kinda like raising a dog if that makes sense.

If you somehow can accept and live with the fact that there will never be balance in your relationship unless you make it so, that's a decent start. Problem is in some cases this doesn't work either and you'll end up with a rage-fest where you try to establish some hierarchy and his neanderthal fucking mind will go back to breaking the other arm, and nobody wins.

So either take that risk and give it an honest go to re-establish yourself as something or worth in his eyes, or if it's too late for that and he won't think differently then the options are both pretty shit. Suck it up and live a miserable life with a hopeless idiot or GTFO and take the pain from it.

If you decide to fuck off you realise he's gonna crawl back hard, and if that doesn't work probably try to fuck with your life to regain some type of power. Psychopaths always go for that because it's the only logics they know, I do aswell now and then if I deal with a dumb enough person who can be manipulated by the illusion of hierarchy.

You don't leave this kind of person without leaving big, so don't "take a break" or move to a flat nearby, that's doomed to fail and probably get worse than during the time together. Also obviously a new relationship with a dickbag like that in the prox isn't exactly ideal. Rather flee than fight poorly, IMHO.

Anyway - the sex thing for a guy that works that way mentally is about power. Whatever he believes he has readily available isn't interesting anymore, so the more you offer the more it'll fire in the other direction. That's how I work, and deep down I think a lot of the people here ID with that.

>>690005336
Sick of reddit being full of faggots...
Comes to /b/...
Are you retarded and fat?

>>690009545
are you fucking acoustic or something?

What does her pissing her pants have to do with anything?

>>690010517
I'm 30 years old, I've never had a relationship, I've never had sex and I pity you, that's how fucked up you are

>>690010517
So y'all live together? Do you rely on his income at all? I know some people stay in bad relationships because they depend on the other person too much.

>>690010974
>are you fucking acoustic or something
>fucking acoustic
>acoustic

>>690011058
Damn lol

>>690011093
Whatever! He was acting like he's acoustic. I don't care about all that PC stuff, if you act like an acoustic fuck I'll call you an acoustic fuck!

>>690006157
Don't be an idiot. Fucking divorce him and gtfo of that situation. Women cease to amaze me with this "I want him to be good" or "I want to stay with him" idealogy. He's never going to change, he lied his way into a marriage with you. What the fuck does that say about him? You can't change some people. He seems like a psychopath, just fucking leave. Stop being retarded.

Yes cuck hin. Have another man's baby and get more cock babe

>>690011065
Sort of, he moved me in while I was still in highschool and I had to quit full time work and college (I was busy constantly and barely having time to get a nap in)because the concept of doing a little house work made him lose his shit>>690010810
holy fuck dude. your honestly spooky
I think I would be fine if i just left he probably wouldnt bother to call.

we want vagina

>>690011654
She's an idiot, he broke her arm and she's still with him.

>>690012125
sorry honey all I have is depressing roast beef.

>>690006157

He cheated on you which even the Roman Catholic Church will let you use as grounds for divorce - why not just leave? It's not like you have kids that you stay married for.

>>690012283
I'll depress your roast beef, cum to daddy.

>>690012231
some girls like it rough mang

>>690005336
Marriage advice
>whats the fucking point? Its meaningless

Depression advice
>end it all or lose weight

>>690012283
show us that badly-packed burrito OP

>>690005336
OP, nice tits
also,
straight cuck him
via snap, mms or whatever

>>690006157
He's gay, and trying to seem straight by marrying you. There isnt a relationship here. You're just being used.

Maybe you have nowhere else to go, and that's why you're clinging to 'marriage'?

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>>690005336
Fuck marriage enjoy the single life females are more worried about getting married most of the time more than guys when married and have kid's you tend to love time for each other anyways sex life goes to shit after kids come into your world. The true reason females want kid's so bad is because they want to have that feeling that they are needed and want to fill that missing part but soon after they have a kid they begin to regret it most of the time. This is just my view from what I seen in everyday life you may find that perfect someone and not have them problems.

>>690011915
I'm not that bad mostly.

>>690012850
A little, my job is in town with him my family is over an hour away.
I don't think hes gay he cheated with women too

>>690011915
Oh girl i don't know what else to tell you. You can tell him to change, but that rarely works and will probably make him deffensive. The best thing to do would be to leave him. Maybe work more hours and save up for a the deposit on an apartment.. you should be good with a couple thousand bucks.

>>690005632
>implying anything over 105 is decent
LOL

>>690006283
That doesn't make sense to me, but nobody's dumb enough to lie about their weight on /b/, so you must be pretty short.

But yeah, the fat isn't the problem. He's gay. He'll fuck you for show probably, but he obviously doesn't love you. Leech off of him and share his hookups' STDs, or find something better.

>>690012125
This. Roast beef is awesome.

>>690006845
Be willing to kill him, make sure he knows it. Nothing can stop you because you don't care anymore.
What can someone take from someone who has nothing.
Backed into a corner you become more dangerous than ever before.
Wake him up by spraying lighterfluid/gas all over him and just stare with a lighter in hand. :)

>>690013160
I mean if you like to fuck kids anything under 105 is decent?

>>690005336
you may be a fat slut but dem titties ain't retard

>>690013080
Hows y'alls sex life? Do you know how often he cheats?

>>690008015
Its not a relationship. Now you're fucking him AND doing what he says. Stop being a coward and leave.

>>690009677
IS ONE OF THOSE AMAZING TRAITS RESISTANCE OR IMMUNITY TO FIRE? IF NO YOU WIN! :D

1) lose weight
2)once you lost weight, divorce him
3)once you are skinny go to an orgy and go crazy (suck all dick, lick all the pussies and go crazy)

>>690013526
Our sex life has been shit since I found out but in the past I tried to do anything he was interested in. Anal, blow jobs til i puke, water sports,fist fights... Like I tried it all.
But he does have a huge problem keeping it up he used to get angry with me after hours of anal and stuff and tell me im loose but i have talked with girls he cheated with and they said he couldnt keep it up to...maybe im loose idk.
He cheated alot in the past I dont know what hes up to now but I can assume atleast a steady once a week for years.

>>690005651
you're the worst kind of faggot

We all know u will do the right thing. Cuck him and take your power back. Take lots of cum and get pregnant

>>690013993
Isn't that part of the reason you guys hate women?

>>690013956
>fist fights

right

Lets hook up I'll cuck your chunky ass and put a kid in you. Fuck that acoustic faggot.

>>690005336
divorce that cuck faggot and get someone else or be unfaithful and get pregnant, divorce the faggot and file for alimony

>>690014241
rolling for this.

>>690005336
I like big girls lol

>>690009874
"He doesnt care if I stay or go"
He broke my arm"

"he loves me"

You're either trolling, literally retarded, or have

"Stockholm Syndrome"

Please, look that up.

And then pack things you'd die without and go to a homeless shelter.

If that sounds scary, read your own quotes above to remind yourself of what kind of situation you're in.

>>690014189
Meh if you dont believe me so be it lol
We used to go in the woods behind my house, hed take it easy on me kinda, then come home and hate fuck to amon amarth

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>>690005336
you're so attractive

>>690013956
>but i have talked with girls he cheated with
just as i thougt this couldnt get any more sad

>>690014378
Yeah this summation says go camping and leave the corpse in the woods. Doesn't sound like anyone will care that he's disappeared and you'll be a fucking heroine!

As long as we can drain a cock we will be just fine.

>>690014552
Its not sad most of them were really nice about it. I made a few friends that way which is really hard for me.

>>690013956
Wait what did y'all do with water sports/ fist fights??

Also, these things reinforce the idea that he's gay.. actually just based on your statements, I'm pretty sure he's mostly gay. I doubt you're very loose, and even if you were he would still bust a nut after awhile. Unless he's on antidepressants or anxiety meds

>>690014715
>just as i thougt this couldnt get any more sad v2

>>690014715
you are pathetic. Just kill yourself and get it over with. It will be for the best

>>690013956
How do you talk to these girls he slept with? I'd be punching a bitch if i were you.

>>690006157
Trying to fix your marriage is like trying to make the Titanic seaworthy again.

You have two options, one self-destructive, one healthy:

* Stay and self-abusively revel in your shame and worthlessness until you kill yourself, or you get him to do that for you.

* Leave and get enough help that you don't recreate this situation with the next guy - and you *will* do that unless you find and heal the part of you that deeply needs to feel the way you do right now.

Good luck, you can make things better if you try. Thanks for the tits.

>>690014715
ah, it's autism at both ends.

that explains it.

>>690014715
It's hilarious that the most pathetic person to ever post on /b/ turns out to be a femanon

>>690014762
fist fights is pretty much how it sounds. we had to stop after he knocked me out once.
with water sports for him its important that he pisses right down my throat, which if he digs it im cool, it just sucks trying to swallow as fast as it comes out.
he isn't on any meds but he fucked chicks while we were together i dont see why he would go out of his way (one lived over an hour away)

>>690014715
OP where are you from?

>>690006157
I just wanted to let you know after this thread dies, you'll go back to being a lonely, fat, moronic, piece of fucking shit cunt that nobody will ever like, but instead, use you as the alpha men they are and shit you back into the hopeless dungeon you will find yourself in again, posting your problems like a fucking unself-aware bitch on sites that make fun of you for entertainment.

Good luck! Hope you become roadkill.

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>>690015092
hahah you and i are now friends js

>>690005336
switch nipples, like cut off your nipples and her nipples, and sew each others cut off nipples onto the bloody patches where your nipples use to be

>>690006157
Well if he is a shit bag then drop his ass, but if you want the relationshipthat bad, grow some nuts and open a consistent line of communication. If you are cool with him fucking around, then make sure he knows it, talk to him about going to the gym? Discuss kids as a pros and cons aND see if it's right for the situation.

Ya'll get trolled by this bitch like a mother fucker!

>>690014953
The thing is if a guy cheats its not the other womans fault, she is being hurt as much as you i believe. >>690015092
I am not accoustic i just dont get out much
>>690015142
fuck you i mean atleast im getting some right?

>>690011641
I think you mean autistic

>>690015545
fist fights, limp dicks and big macs is all you're getting

>>690015494
actual OP left pretty early on in the thread but I'm really enjoying fake OPs work, its 8/8

>>690015545
>atleast im getting some right?

yeah ur ballin, id hi five but afraid you cant life the arm your husband broke on you before you let him ram your asshole for 3 hours with a limp dick and text his side-chick about how to make him cum

stuff of legends

>>690015709
Nah, man, he's an acoustic guitar.

>>690005336
Can you give us Sharpie in pooper please? I mean yea you already showed tits but come on

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>>690015827
Op here.
fuck off nigger

>>690015709
>I think you mean autistic

No, I'm talking about him acting retarded, not about a branch of physics concerned with the properties of sound. Faggot!

>>690015167
Oooh i get it.. water sports lol. He's lucky to have a girl that cares enough to drink piss. Never though i would say that sentence..
Anyways. This is just a strange situation. Perhaps you just enjoy the punishment and chaos. Any sane person would leave.. but i guess you're in love, and love makes people stupid..

>>690016155
finger my asshole, OP.

Wow a grill who actually knows the rules. Also your areolas are massive.

YouTube freedom radio Then search for the subjects you asked for in his channel you will not regret the results

>>690007180
Easiest way to deal with this is leaving him, don't create a toxic codependency.
Returning the favor will only make you feel like shit, especially if it's breaking your code of ethics. Or did you want advice without having to leave him? Also Sharpie in pooper please?

>>690016389
I know i want to kill myself.
lol

>>690016261
Nice

>>690016155
show us that loose ass that can't get your husband hard, you sorry sack of shit

>>690016155
Ok see you're hot. You're husband is gay. Leave his ass.

>>690016155
post face, you look cute

>>690016155
Fuck your ass with a Sharpie, come on

>>690016155
In order to avoid confusion, you should post tits or pics of you with your posts so we know its you op.

>>690016585
you honestly should. You have nothing in life to look forward to except being some limp dicked woman abuser's punching bag

>>690016155
>>690010810
I'd fuck you even if I'm "spooky".JS.

I would love to love you and make you pancakes and coffee in the morning and ravaging your pussy whenever you are stressed :3

>>690016155
Let's see that asshole op

>>690005336
pic of vag?

>>690016939
awe thx bb shit on my chest

>>690005913
Strange how this made me cringe. You stupid sack of shit American with no taste in fashion.

>>690017394
>polos
>fashion
>cringe

>>690005336
Join a kickboxing gym. Get fit. Dominate him. Cuck him. If he likes the cock he will enjoy it. >>690005336

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>>690016858
My husband beats me, broke my arm, cheats on me with men and cheats on me with other women who I later become friends with, but he's awesome other than that. Help me /b/....

>>690016155
>those nipples

can you draw a huge nose and mouth on your torso? I want to see what it looks like as a face

>>690016155
Cute face
Chubby Figure
Just my fetish

>>690017537
What the uncanny fuck do you wear, Wallmart lover? Big t-shirts, baseball cap, saggy jeans with the American flag?

>>690017727
Obviously not the same bitch

>>690005336
We should definitely bone!

>>690006157
If you came for the white knight, why do you stay for the asshole? A man can dominate you without being cruel and it shows his weakness If he has to hurt you physically for staying the alpha in his head.

OP.rich anon here with a big dick. Hit me up at themightyschwartz on kik. No bullshit from faganons... you'll need to prove who you are, but God damn I love your spunk... and tits.

fellow femanon here.... If you want kids you need to get out and find someone else who wants kids too. you'll never be happy in this marriage. Pl

>>690018056
>t-shirt; jeans

>walmart lover? I don't buy polos, retard.