>>689987853
Bump for good question

>>689987853
I'm hoping to find my future husband here. I browse threads waiting for somebody to white knight so hard I fall in love with them.

you know somebody who'll rescue a strange girl on an anonymous internet board is going to be a good provider and protector in life. I want that.

>>689987853
bump

I like porn, I like gore, NEET cringe i just don't open the thread.

Identity, I don't care who knows or doesn't know I'm a girl, it's not like I ask for anything because of it.

>>689988156
same here. i'm waiting for one that i find thta is rich, i have plenty of the other losers entertain me on the side as their "skype gf"

the money and free stuff makes it worth it

>>689987853
Hoooooly fucking shit op, tip that fedora a little harder why dont ya

>>689987853
There are no girls on the internet faggot unless proof is given. There are no girls here.

femanon here. we come here for the same reasons guys do. the gore and shit is fun

I am turned on by sweaty man children, if I find out they have aspergers then I really get wet

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>>689988427
>>689988156
Hmm... Fair enough.

But how doea it feel knowing that you can not be open about who you are when participating in these threads. And even if you do, you will not be taken seriously, so I can imagine that it truly does suck ass.

femanon here i am a girl i do girl stuff fat sperg boys who win lots of arguments are sexy

>>689987853
>implying females can't be ugly losers
>implying there are girls on the internet that aren't actually neckbeards or fbi agents
>implying implications

>>689988192
This.
I like porn, gore, cringe, I even like traps and shitty YLYL.
Women are the same people like you, Anon, just with tits and vaginas.
>inb4 feminazis and tumblerinas
Feminazis and tumlerinas aren't people.

>>689989300
But you can't be a loser and have a pussy at the same time.


Guys will give you the world for the maxe wound between your legs. And we dont care either. Pussy is pussy.

fat sperg boys

>>689989695
then why do you act uptight in real life? and act all innocent when sexting.. i have a fairly large cock and good personality wtf am i missing?

Mostly to keep a finger on the pulse of this shithole so I can stay current or whatever.

Also it helps to remind me just how bad it is when some guy tries to drop hints that he's from "The dark side of the internet"

It's like eating at Sonic, sometimes you just gotta remind yourself why you don't go to Sonic.

>>689990020
>good personality

if girls act uptight around you... you don't have a good personality, plus you're ugly as fuck.

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>>689990020
You aren't Chad.

>>689990020
>Brags about big cock
>Good personality

Found your problem friend.

>>689987853
I come because I enjoy making a stupid post and seing what kind of replies roll in

>>689989929
>you can't be a loser and have a pussy at the same time.
What are ugly and fat chicks? Because everybody wants a piece of that.

Sometimes I like to derail a thread by saying the obvious like child porn is bad or women are people and watch everyone on the board have a stroke.

I just can't get over how you talk about having thick skin till someone says you probably should jack it to kids.

>>689990020
>and act all innocent when sexting
You are sexting wrong girls, Anon. Or you are doing it wrong.
You don't start conversation with a girl you've just met 'Hey, babe, wanna suck?'.
Tell her she's pretty and nice, but don't be cringey. Don't tell her about your cock in the second message, and, ffs, don't send her your cock picture, unless she asked for it or she sent you her nudes.

>>689990270
im not ugly, or an asshole, im just blunt.. i dont like to beat around the bush... if i want pussy i will make damn sure she knows what i want
Women these days want a man who will spend 3 days to get some nudes.. im like bitch aint nobody got time for that

>>689989156
better than being one of the rest of you neckbearded virgins tbh

at least being here is optional for me rather than my only refuge

>>689990289
true..i bow to the master alpha

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>>689990403
If it has a hole it pays the toll.


We do not discriminate here on/b/. As long as it can move, then we'd hit it in a heart beat..though some people make exceptions....

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Bumping to keep thread alive
Also any girls wanna make a Skype chat?

>>689990396
cant i be glad i'm not a fucker with a 5 in cock? besides women like big cock anon

>>689990675
lol @ you

i can get nudes from a girl in a matter of hours.
hell i got nudes from a girl in two messages.
you just suck at talking to girls.

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>>689990836
>skype chat
>guy from /b/
pick one.

>>689990760
On a place filled with degenerates maybe. But out in the real world those girls don't fare too well.

>>689990667
i know that, if i want to see some noods i have to be like this.. that exactly why im asking, it takes too much effort, unless the girl is smart and nice to talk to hehe

>>689990943
>targeting sluts
some guys like a challenge anon.

>>689990675
>Women these days want a man who will spend 3 days to get some nudes
No, women want a man who deserves their nudes.
Who deserves them. Good personality, common interests and some chemistry mean more than the biggest cock.

>>689991141
Not sluts.
Just knowing when a girl is interested.

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>>689988156
>pic related

>>689990943
lol, dude, i get nudes when i want to, even from married chicks.. im only asking why all the effort??? cant they be like, hey im horny i want your dick and shit.. every girl that is horny enough to do this ends up a crazy bitch in my experience

>>689991115
>unless the girl is smart
If she sends you nudes after few hours of texting, she's NOT smart. ;)

>>689991115
>hehe
>being this autistic.

>>689988156
>>689988427
ugh the cringe is real.

>>689989121
hahahaha underrated post

>>689988156
A loser who goes white Knight in a board of slight less losers. Yeah, the perfect man.

I'm here for the gore. And the loli threads.

>>689991329
the problem is that most girls think that they are way hotter than they really are.. and the really hot girls end up being waaaaaaaaaay easier to get nudes from, mostly because most of the guys them try to speak to them act like retards.. only thing i'm asking is why do you guys demand so much effort, i mean.. last girl i talked to spet like 40 min teasing with semi nudes.. my balls were turning purple

Dawg where's the pussy in this thread?

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>>689990878
try a little harder

>>689991524
kek, good point anon

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Don't know, really. I just keep coming back. More of a habit than anything else. I guess it's a way to feel connected to people that are more like me than people on other websites.

I did get a lot out of it in the long run, though. I was pretty naive before I got on 4chan, now I know little things that people could do, I always watch out for hidden cameras, I'm aware that someone may piss in their sink, I just trust people less, which is a good thing. There's really interesting stuff on here sometimes. Pic related, it blows my mind how people can live like this, and where else could I get their perspective on it but here? I've also gotten other goodies like wallpapers, music, lots of laughter. And most surprisingly of all, a mostly solid boyfriend.

>>689991465
>in your experience
which is none
getting nudes from married women is like collect rotting apples from under a tree and saying you found fresh fruit

>>689992041
im not saying my dick is 12 inches m8.. i'm a solid 8 inches and thick.. not too much not too little

>>689992298
nah bro, the woman i was talking to was married to an army guy i guess.. she is 23..massive boobs and a god tier trimmed firebush.. if she is a rotting apple i will eat a crate of those m8

Femanon here, it's pretty easy to just not say your gender. If there is something that is gender specific that requires clarification, it's surprisingly easy to ignore the "tits or gtfo". What the fuck are they going to do? Cry about?
That being said, I stay for the memes. I don't post on YLYL, but I browse them for memes like an old lady at a flea market. All my friends are either SJW or stupid shits, so it's really easy to impress them with mediocre memes from here. That being said, there are always little gems here and there on this board, and it's my civic duty to get elbows deep in the God forsaken shit and find them.
I actually like everything here except traps, dick rate threads, and gore. I don't mind porn webms like some people here do.
I've also been guilty of making fun of women on certain women shaming threads. It's just so easy, you guys always assume a girl is cheating when she has a problem with you, so it's easy to just go along and agree.
Not all women are cheating, heartless cunts. That being said, everyone knows one or two. It's always the really basic bitches who have menial problems in life and do what everyone else does. They use men and brag about it for a sense of normality, maybe power. I'm not sure.
If you have any other female questions, I'll try to answer to the best of my ability.

>>689993011
>>689990020
answer me

None of it really bothers me. I'm anonymous just like everybody else. I may as well be a man in here.

>>689987853
you haven't been here long have you? most of the girls on /b/ are fat and ugly, drug addicts, drunks, have body issues, were molested. You'll find out that the attractive ones have severe mental problems. Fuck any girl who thinks they're any better than anyone else on this board or think you're too good to have a relationship with "weirdos" like us. You aren't any better than the rest of us. Your shit smells just as bad as the next guy's

>>689992665
stop saying mate. you arent british and it doesnt make you sound cooler on the internet. and you just said she has a husband in the army? meaning he was probably over seas? jesus dude that is the lowest hanging of all fruits. Those women have no male attention for up to a year. I could pull a military wife with my eyes closed.

>>689993011
Why do I find it so difficult talking to girls?

>>689993300
ugh..... so desperate. thats why women wont talk to you in real life. I bet you sent that same quote to about 5 women before..... "Answer me" just makes you sound like a whiny little shit

>>689993736
who dafuq saying i'm bragging abut it? i just liked watching her masturbate on FT.. and if you are at least 1/2 straight you would too.. and no im not british, english is not even my fisrt language i just likesaying m8, why? do u have a problem m8?

>>689987853
I like the pron webms, the gore, and the memes. And since I'm old enough to be your grandmother, I like Caterday.

>>689994073
he just wants his fucking question answered dude.. quit trying to look like an alpha so hard.. that's some beta shit

>>689994143
summerfag alert

>>689990667
Beta detected

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>>689994400
The dude has a point though
Being a whiny shit and demanding attention is pretty fucking beta

>>689994073
they do talk to me u faggot, quit trying to look like dan bilzerian and keep paying for pussy

>>689994400
hahaha is it though? i guess you whine to girls just like him.

>>689993300
Going to have to agree with everyone else. If you bring up your cock, you have a bad personality.
If you want basic bitches, you have to be attractive (mostly just not fat and not a pizza face), and you have to be confident. I knew this Jewish cunt of a human being who got so much pussy in highschool because he was so confident and direct about it. He was in and out of relationships constantly and cheating on every single girl he was with, but it never filled the hole mommy left in his heart.
If you're looking for a girl like me, who you might have more in common with, maybe just look for friends of a friend. I hang out with a lot of guys, so I'm a pretty easy target for ugly man children who masturbate in their rooms 24/7 and have that one friend who pities them. I usually just tell them to fuck off immediately, but if they were just less fat and gross, I'd consider it?

tl;dr stop being a cunt, be confident, shave regularly, whether you like it or not, lose weight, wash your face, and go talk to girls you already know and meet new girls through them.

>>689994575
hes prolly just a summerfag.. but trying to look like mr i have a 3some every day since i was 14 is just sad

>>689993011
You've given me a little hope for finding a decent chick like you. You're cool with me femanon. Where the fuck do I find women like you? So far it's been nothing but a

>>689994009
They're pack creatures so they have numbers on you. Also if they say no, not only is it embarrassing and a blow to your confidence, but they will most definitely make fun of you with their friends.

>>689994591
dont have to pay for pussy. i have a gf. somethin im sure you know nothing about. your question is obviously retard and you cant talk to girls or you wouldnt be asking

>scan whole thread
>females claiming femality
>no tits
>sage thread

Anon here. I have a cute Japanese/white gril who's my summer gf till she moves back to the north. Solid face, body, tits, ass and fantastic personality. Here's how I met her:

>Be at nerd bar
>Wearing black graphic T-shirt with Macy's INC blazer, dark jeans, and Chuck Street tennis shoes.
>Playing Mario Kart on n64
>Say hi from couch (gril sitting at bar)
>Ask if she wants to play
>Sits down beside me
>Play and talk a bit
>The guy friends she's with give me eyes
>Say I'm going to so and so bar to dance and maybe I'll see her around
>she shows up at other bar with guy friends
>Chat more and ask if she wants to play ping pong
>Guy friends want to leave, but I ask ask if she wants to exchange numbers
>She agrees half a second before I finish
>Turns out I cucked the guy she just broke up with
>Ex bf wasnt dominate enough

BUT HERE IS THE THING: at no point was in an asshole or edgelord. I'm alpha bc I looked her in the eyes when talking, dress nice, and let my actions speak for me. Im decisive, confident, and aggressive in bed (Dom for my last 3 gfs/subs). Plus I like to dance (learn to dab). All this makes me alpha. Hell, I don't even work out anymore. I meet a lot of grils this way and even get to be picky (I like 'em classy). When talking g to girls, ask them a mix of open ended questions and questions about their life (school,work,hobbies,family,etc). It's not hard guys. You dipshits just can't seem to get this basic formula.

my boyfriend ignoring me to play games with faggot friends and instead of being a ho I cope by interacting with strangers to fill the loneliness

>>689994468
I'm not beta, I'm femanon.

>>689994863
nope never had a 3 some but did lose my virginity at 14. and ive been here for six years.

>>689994904
Cringed.

>>689994904
you find them on /b/ and they arent women. they have dicks

>>689994990
>Thread created to talk to femanons
>Femanons not asking for anything or being annoying
>Tits or GTFO

Go away newfriend.

>>689991368
Ayyy the bossk meme already rearing its scaly head

>>689994904
I bet you are wearing a fedora

>>689990663
I would like to fuck you and then fuck our child
Raising a cute little incest family ;)

>>689987853

This board is fucking hilarious

>>689992327
shut up you fucking autist

>>689994468
Found the virgin who falls for the fake alpha req. on 4chan. Get out summerfag

>>689994732
thx for honest answer.. i dont flash my dick randomly, and i'm not a neckbeard fat fuck, and i never cheated in my whole life, and guess what, its way easier to pick up girls when u have a gf, dunno why though (so much for being an asshole huh?). I met my ex exactly as you said, being a good guy and looking for a friend. The problem is that takes a lot of effort... anyway, im just being a whiny cunt, thx for the input anon

>>689994915
I get that, but it's also one on one interactions. My mind just goes blank and I don't want to say stupid shit like I would with a guy in case they're weirded out or something.

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>>689995406
Your welcome for the laugh lol.

>>689994904
Just do what you like doing, and instead of find the hottest girl at the bar, find the coolest girl at the anime convention or whatever the fuck you like. My friends are like 80% guys, just find the girl that hangs out with guys, and just make it clear that you're interested in a relationship to begin with, and don't stop being her friend if she shuts you down, you'll gain a reputation. I've had to say no to some friend before, some stopped talking to me, some moved on and remained good friends.
And thank you by the way. I don't hear that very often, I often forget that people really do like me.

>>689995041
Femanons back me up here. Isn't this what "most femanons" want?

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>>689995217
Oh yea, I got swept up in a fantasy for a second. Thanks for snapping me back to reality.

>>689995085
lol, try one its pretty fun

>>689987853
I like porn sometimes. I like the random shit. Occasionally you can even get a semi-intelligent conversation out of these dumbfucks ;) and even if I do say something that "reveals" me as a woman, I really don't give a fuck. Part of the beauty of 4chan is the anonymity. The next thread I post in no one knows shit :)

>>689995582
ohhh says the jolly 3 incher

>>689995337
>>689995179
Guys, please. What he wrote is 'cringey' but being a stupid faggot who only sends dick picks is alpha as fuck?
That's why you are pathetic virgins, faggots.

>>689995655
Well, you're also talking to a stranger. That can be a challenge in and of it's self. Lime I've told all the other anons. Meet girls who are friends of a friend, so you have something to talk about, and they are probably cool. They don't have to be pretty and you don't have to be interested in them, but just make friends so you can be more comfortable with women.

Femanon here.
My answer is that I'm as fucked up as everyone else here. This shit doesn't bother me in the slightest and its a way to waste time.
I can be as sick and disgusting as I want here, its anonymous and I don't have to put on a show for anyone. People who know me in real life would be truly surprised if they saw the shit I say on here.

>>689989156
Most of the time I can post my opinion without it having to do with my gender. If my gender does come in to play, fuck them. I really don't care lol, the board is anonymous :p

>>689995041
>When talking g to girls, ask them a mix of open ended questions and questions about their life (school,work,hobbies,family,etc).
This, plus you must be kinda good looking and interesting.

>>689995619
You just brought up a good point. There are 3 reasons women like men with girlfriends.
1. Whether you notice it or not, you're more confident when you have a girlfriend. Women love confidence.
2. Women are catty bitches and like to have what other women have. This is actually true.
3. If you're good enough for her, you are good enough for them. It's like a vetting process.

>>689996033
So you're agreeing he's cringey then making two massive assumptions? You're a stupid cunt. I bet you have scars on your wrists and lie about your dad touching you as a child.

>>689996235
lol, sometimes i wonder what my female friends think too.. i guess that they must think some fucked up shit like me lol why acting all cute and shit

>>689995808
not really, someone like you would creep me out.

>>689996549
>So you're agreeing he's cringey
Your reading comprehension skills sucks, Anon.

>>689989156

I can be open here about who I am with out having to loudly proclaim "I have a vagina!" most guys dont feel the need to mention they are male here, so I just keep posting my shit with no one the wiser about my lady bits. It adds nothing to the thread.

>>689995217
I do not in fact, have a penis. Thanks.

>>689996513
that is damn true.. my ex best friend kept flirting with me when she saw how nice i treated her lol

>>689995808
Not at all, this is awful. It's the kind of thing you fall for when you're 15. You're really going to attract very simple women with that amateur technique.

>>689987853
I like gore and porn and this is the best place for loli. And it doesn't make me cringe even half as bad as tumblr does

>>689991070
kek, unless you're both fat AND ugly there's more hope for you than a fat or ugly guy.

I mean, maybe I'm just jaded from living in this tiny, "we only wanna fuck, get drunk, and waste gas" town, but fat chicks have NO trouble, even in high school. Hell, one beef goblin was fucking one or two of the cops the year before we graduated

>>689996133
Thank you for the advice, I'll attempt it when I get the chance to.

>>689987853
I am empty inside and this place is vaguely amusing.
I also can't call people niggers on Facebook.

>>689987853
I come here for my daily dose of gore and porn, gender doesn't have a say in how fucked up you are

>>689997194
This
And people throw a bitch fit if you call them a faggot anywhere else but here

>ITT nothing but sausage

why do women need to be such bitches? only girl i ever liked cheated on me when i had to travel for work, i gave that bitch a nice house, a car and a job.. now i cant love women anymore and i just end up using them like whores

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>>689997194
>>689997481
>not having troll accounts specifically for this

Pitiful amateurs.

>This, plus you must be kinda good looking and interesting.
>>689996504

Yes, but only kinda good looking and kinda interesting. I used to be an edgelord bc I though that's how you seem interesting. I made friends with this jock guy freshmen year of college who told me one thing: "ugly ass rockstars and rappers still get hot chicks." Moral of the story: there is always hope, you just have to try with the minimum of effort.

just fyi, I'm a guy and pretended to be three different women in this thread.

I assume the rest of my /b/ros are doing the same.

>>689997768
Well, I'm lazy. It's a lot easier to come here and call you guys faggots/niggers.

>>689997890
No, I'm am an actual female giving actual advice.

>>689991627
I'm pretty sure the white knight husband one is bait but the other one can possibly be real.

>>689996574
>>689996555
Obviously not femanon

>>689989695
...you broke them. You broke ALL OF THEM.

Monster.

>>689996997
Obviously also not femanon

>>689998034
same here, anon. same here.
*wink*

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>>689990878
>glad im not a fucker with a 5 in cock
>glad im not a fucker
>5 in cock
>good personalty
please be baiting ,no person can be this retarded

How many girls here (if any) think that niggers and sand niggers are fucking lower class "people" i cant help but cringe when my friends are dating these shitskins and fucking up the gene pool

>>689995041
Nerd bar where you play Mario Kart drink beer and pick up girls? Where do I find one? Got a name?

>>689998361
W-what did I broke?

>>689998673
u got me
kek
just shitposting

>>689987853
I'm mostly just here to see if my ex posts my pictures; sometimes I peek at gore threads but then I start to feel gross. Usually I post tits (the type of birds) if someone says tits or gtfo

>>689988532
summerfag

>>689988427
>>689988156
I don't get how /b/ros don't get there's a dick behind these posts. You're so thirsty that you're running hopelessly in circles, jerks.

>>689998759
They are lower class people. Not because shitty skin colour, but because their behaviour.

>>689999060
Shit sucks. Is your ex likely to post them?

>>689998818

There are two in Atlanta GA, one in Athens, GA, and one in Augusta, GA (never been to that one). Seriously, hot girls come in all the time to get hit in. If you just stand out a little and know how to dance in-rythm then you'll winwar 8/10 times.

>>689999460
as long as u are not fucking up the gene pool im good

>>689998215
>obviously not femanon only because I don't agree
Look, if someone targets me specifically, keeps looking me in the eyes and starts asking me constant personal questions when we are just meeting for the first time, I'm going to get really creeped out and assume they're up to shit
I get along better with people I can laugh with and really casually chat with them.
You're supposed to appear interested in them, not interrogate them

>>689999982
>>689999999 get

>>689999770
He has and we've been to court about it but I'm always paranoid they'll be posted along with my address again (yay)

>>690000327
Duh, hence why I casually chatted whilst doing Mario Kart. Interrogation comes later on a date or something.

>>690000846
Fuck, dude. Did he get shit for it, or some sort of warning?

>>689999982
What's the name?

>>689998759
It's all in your upbringing. I grew up in a part of Florida where the white people are as trashy as the black people. Most Arabs I know are really nice, I hate all religion though so I dislike crazy Muslims about as much as crazy christians

>>690000327
Oh should probably say this. ANONS do not ask the aforementioned questions in a loud crowded place. Wait till you alone or someplace where you can actually hear each other. It's awkward otherwise.

>>689999217
>implying i am not getting a wife from this

>>690001167
Battle and brew in atl is probably the best of the 3. They have pc gaming rigs and everything.

>>689999060
So what's your side of the story I bet he calls your slut and whore when he posts them

>>689998759
well anon think of niggers like this
they keep all the poverty/black culture at bay
why do you think that niggers hate whites
cause whites are more outgoing niggers sit in one spot until its literally uninhabitable whites move around so the land is still usable have you seen a ghetto with grass anon? sand niggers are just the same so a little mixing isant so bad and not all niggers are bad look at morgan freeman is he a lower class?

>>690001585
Thnx

>>690000846
>>690001146

>tits or gtfo

learn how to use it.

>>690001146
He got a misdemeanor and a fine around $600.

>>689987853
my bf brought me here, and I have been lurking ever since. I love porn, gore, and my bf is a husky neet gamer. I have had many wonderful discussions and never brought up my gender, anons assume I'm a dude. It doesn't really matter. I'm 28 and my attention whore days are over so I don't ever bring it up anyway. I also enjoy chatting up an hero and feels threads. Also, have legit had the best discussions on here than any other site. Btards tickle my pickle, I'm a degenerate for sticking around. I'm on here more than my bf. Also, I contribute to creep threads but it has been a while. Best places to lurk is changing rooms at gyms and malls, I feel like an undercover slut finder. Might get back into it soon.

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OP here....


I sense a major get coming our way.

>>690001726
so you are hoping he does it again so you can get more free money?


i wonder why he left you to fuck someone better and posted pictures of your flabby body online to gross people out.

>>690001606
Yeah, I've been called those. I even got called "pansexual" once which I don't even know what that is lmao. I always laugh off the whore part because I've only had sex once and it was with him. Not trying that again.

Been hanging around here for 9 years, I immediately took to /b/ for what it was: complete freedom. Something I've never quite found anywhere else. Every social construct, every rule, every law... it didn't exist here. Who gives a fuck if I couldn't identify myself? That was the whole point. To have no identity. To be Anonymous. Today a militant atheist daring fools to debate me, tomorrow an evangelical Christian bellowing that heavenly lightning will strike those that dare defy god. Being everyone and everything, yet nothing and nobody. Doing everything and anything in pursuit of the lulz. Fuck feminism, that's real liberation. Even now, can you really be sure I'm a femanon? Rudimentary proof could be offered, but it could be just another well-weaved illusion. Everything on /b/ is a lie, but there is a beautiful, awe-inspiring truth to it as well if you can stomach it long enough to see. I can. I am free, and this is my home.

>>690001972
That money doesn't go to me you dumbass and I left him so...

>>690001236
>It's all in your upbringing
Agree. In my country, almost all muslim immigrants are unemployed, dirty faggots who rape women, steal, get in fights etc.
I know personally one 'good' muslim, he's a owner of small restaurant in my town.
Blacks are very, very rare here, they are 'local attractions' for kids. They are usually nice people, sooo different than your American niggers.

>>689987853
Why in the fuck did you download that 8 times?

>>690002163

You left him because he fucking better bitches, ones worth his dick. He wanted you as a side bitch and you couldn't accept you just arn't worth the time and money to be a main.

>>690001806
You mean this get?

>>689988156
Fucking kek. How do people take this shit seriously?

>>690001771
>contribute to creep friends
>undercover slut finder

you are doing gods work femanon. We need people like you to get where we cant.

if you need some equipment financed for better changeroom creeping that could also be arranged.

>>690002501
Thank you Anon, faith in humanity restored a bit.

>>690001726
Hopefully he'd be fucked if he did it again. You seem cool, I'm sorry that it happened.

>>689987853
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Porn and feels are the only reasons I come here
Sometimes I find something interesting

>>690002383
lmao, dude, I don't even care, it was like eight years ago. Was he fucking other "bitches"? I didn't know that, do you know him?

>>690002014
But what's your side of the story

>>690002627
Thanks, man. I don't know if it would be worse the second time around for him but let's hope it doesn't come to that

>>690002597
lol, equipment? nah dude, my phone works fine.
I just have it sideways and make it seem like I am at a long text. Than just be incognito about it, chicks don't notice it because I'm just another chick, usually in a group of other females or with a kid I nanny. Hiding in plain sight as the most minimum of threats, it's easy as balls.

I've asked myself why I keep coming back here numerous times. Honestly your guess is as good as mine.

>>690002791

Yah he was a player keeping you on the side. He used to laugh at your deluded thoughts of a life with him. He showed me the nudes, we talked about the resemblance to Rowan Atkinson.

>>690003224
feels like home

>>690002917
Not much to it, we were dating a few months and traded pictures to "spice things up" and I told him not to post them on the internets but silly me for trusting someone and obviously won't be doing that again. This was a long time ago and I didn't know about all the revenge porn sites or even know about 4chan until they were posted here.

>>690002678
This person needs to die.

>>690003291
Ah shit dude, sick epic burn :^)

>>690003157
by equipment I mostly meant things like cameras that look like car keys. cheap, less great for stationary shots but great for video where you cant just point your phone at somebody for a while hoping they'll take their top off.

if your technique is working for you, you don't need anything else.

>>690003291
lmao, I don't think I ever saw a "life with him". But I can see what you're doing so cool beans

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>>689987853

This place is a reflection of what people REALLY think about all the time, and it's nice to not pretend once in a while

I like being here because I can be as retarded as I want.

I honestly enjoy being a women on here. It feels like my gender is some super secret that I have to keep. It's like a game. Of course it sucks knowing how I would be treated if I let my gender slip, but hey, I knew what I was in for when I started coming on /b/.

>>689987853
summerfag. Do you know where the tits and timestamp comes from? It comes from the fact that most people saying they're females on the internet are actually men. tits and timestamp is required to prove a statement that you are female. It's nothing personal.

Also, we like to look at boobies.

>>690003775
exactry, like this "chick" here: >>690003672. No tits, no time-stamp. Probably a dude.

>>690003654
future glaucoma spotted

might want to chat to your optometrist about that

>>690003511
wow you must be a pro voyuer sir. I guess I never thought of that, only have taken pics never vid yet.

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>>690003511
You face was also pretty warped, your right eye is off alignment. You where kind of like a forest troll. You couldn't even work the pole to pay bills i would assume. Hows the minimum wage job and no education going?

Not to mention it's fun showing your tits every once in a while. Some of us get off to perverts.

>>690003775
I would show my boobs but they're gross and saggy so you can see the dilemma. I mean, if I had nice ones I wouldn't have a problem with it.

>>690003775
we have a bunch of a faggots giving them positive feedback.

>>690004048
Want to fuck off, you pathetic fucking cunt? Go grow your e-peen somewhere else.

>>690002035
you sound cool as fuck, femanon.

>>690004287
>posting of 4chan
>being attractive

show us your troll bags

>>690004032
have a look on ebay or amazon for 'car key camera' sometime if you're interested. Can get a high quality one for under $30, battery lasts like 30-40 minutes of recording. You can go through and grab screenshots later.

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>>689988156
>white knights
>fall in love
Trap detected

>>690004287
obvious b8, a real /b/tard would just post them

>>689993650
Femanon here and I can confirm this

>>690004521
seconded

>>690004688
greentext your molestation story thx

>>689994379
How old are you

>>690001236
dafuq? at least christians dont marry 9 year olds,, ur argument is invalid

>>690004649
Don't know why it would be considered b8, I'm just self conscious about it.

>>690004363
You sound bitter faggot, tell me more about it.

I just come here because I have issues I guess

>>690004919
post them. either we will confirm your opinions or you will be pleasantly surprised.

>>690001631
he is a liberal motherfucker but i see ur point.. still cant help but to cringe when i thing of a black lookslikeaturd dick violating a nice clean pink white pussy (that's how i picture shit in my mind lol)

>>689987853
ITT: b realizes that it is completely shit and in denial about its status. Good job op.

>>690005155
neat dude same here

I like coming here because I'm kinky and get off to fucked up shit. My boyfriend and I both frequent /b/, and often like to fap to it together

>>690004474
Nah, I'm just a faggot like you with slightly different chromosomes

I only come here to set myself off, confirm all the horrible things I think about myself. Then it's reasonable when I get hella stoned, drink too much, and have sex with strangers to forget all that.

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Women aren't ready for this website, they belong on Vogue or something or reading their Yahoo mail and nude Skyping.

No fucking clue, I get bored and my first thought is to check /b/.

>>689987853
I'm a femanon, the reason I come here each day is out of pure curiousity. While I do see the majority of the same shit each day, there is the small chance, at times of something kindof different/interesting. Also, my fiance and I like the porn webm's.

>>690002035
Wanna be my waifu?

>>690004474
But feel free to screenshot that shit and spam it at tumblrinas. That would truly amuse me.

>>690005182
I'll try and get a good picture then

>>690005856
Any different/interesting things recently? I don't think I've seen a thread like this before, so it's fairly interesting. Scary how many supposed girls there are.

I like porn and gore and one of my shit friends kept talking about this and here I am

>>690005459
I'm no therapist, but maybe 4chan's a terrible place for those with insecurities.

>>690006484
as long as it has a timestamp I'll be happy.

>>690006484
don't forget timestamp

Just curious...

How many of you femanons can prove yoh are female?

>>690006332
C'mon /b/ro you're better than that. For all you know I'm 500 pounds. Or a furfag. Or worse- a Clinton voter.

>>690006773
Oh, I'm well aware. Therapy would be more effective. But it's much less expensive to just fuck around on the internet and eventually implode.

>>690002035
we don't even have to fuck or anything, i just wanna hang out with you, honestly.

i mean, we could fuck too, if you want, but you're too cool to push the issue.

>>689987853
>>689999999

>>690007209
>>690000000

>>690007118
Oh yea, fuck... Forgot where I was.

>>690007125
Very much worth the money if you're willing to share everything. I'm in the same boat as you, we'll all die eventually. Why not make the most of it and try to grab that fleeting happiness, though?

>>690007131
Let's see some contact info. Maybe I'll say hi, maybe I'll immediately post it to a gay rights group claiming it's the info of a Westboro Baptist Church member.

>>690007765
i don't even care at this point. wreck my life. it's shit, anyway.

email me, [email protected]

>>690008040
and on this day, Anon got an internet gf

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>>690007719
I appreciate the pep talk, but don't get it twisted - every girl on /b/ hates herself to a certain degree. I like gore and politically incorrect jokes as much as the next person, but you have to have some deep-seated insecurities to keep coming back to a place where you're reduced to a pussy and a (hopefully decent) rack. I am an object, here more overtly, but in the world at large. So I might as well observe how much the world does not give a shit about me - and how easily I easily I accept that as understandable - at my leisure instead of waiting for the handful of idiots who act on those views to find me irl and shatter some ridiculous, optimistic notion of how the world works.

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>>690002368
Fuck thats actually a good question

>>690009550
not the best I've ever seen, but I'd definitely slap them around. Feel free to post more.

>>690009580
another anon here
The world doesn't just not care about you, it doesn't care about anybody.

Still, that doesn't mean that nobody will care about about or have goodwill towards you

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>>689988566
Girl detected

>>689987853
I have been going here for 6 years (im fresh 18) and this is what im used to. /b/ practically raised me. It fulfills all my secret cravings and it's one of the few places where i feel like people are honest. Ive made a thread that implied i was a female and i had a bunch of requests for tits, i just ignore them, its not hard. If im not lazy, i go ahead and post, because i like my tits too. Everyone craves respect, but 4chan isnt the proper place to stress when you arent getting respect.

>>690009550
Not great, but not gross. From your tits im guessing youre pretty short and on the heavier side.

>>690010382
also i dont see this place as not taking me seriously or seeing me as no more than my tits, like, there are tons of decent and mature people here. The only reason i wouldnt announce that im a girl is bcus i want to avoid a slight annoyance

>>690010089
Oh, I know, and I'm not even complaining. Just commenting. I always laugh when people complain that there are never any girls on /b/ or, better yet, that "oh, they're all crazy or fat." Well, yeah, obviously. You think hot, well-adjusted women really want to frequent a place where it's totally normal to find, say, an example from today, a thread about all the ways raping a woman is okay? Again, I'm here and I keep coming back, but I also openly admit that it's the sad, sick part of myself that brings me here.

>>690010382
I feel yah on the being raised by 4chan. Just turned 20, been on the chan since i was 13

>>689991115
>hehe
>nothing personel kid