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Let's play the badly describe a movie and others try to guess it game...

>mom is kill
>go on long ass adventure with friends
>obsessed with leaves
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>>689987009

No clue, but I've got one

>little kid finds a toy
>toy is evil
>but actually not
>retard government man fucks up
>????
>Everyone is safe
>>
Start with a less obscure movie
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>>689987211
Small soldiers
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>everyone is from another country
>Mexican gets deported
>naked Japanese girl on E
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>>689987325

Nope, guess again.
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> a wolverine flies a tree into space
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>>689987245
It's actually a classic people reference about on here all the time
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>>689987009
land before time, next?
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>space rocks
>fighting with yourself
>but who was phone?
>smiley face HAL
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>>689987577
Ding! Ding! Ding! Winrar!!
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>poor cumdumpster
>boxes
>dies
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>>689987577

I've got another one, not op though

>have brother
>brother die
>robot
>robot die
>immortals
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>young guy gets into car
>fucks things up
>has to allow his parents to fuck, or else
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>>689987893
big hero 6, next?
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>>689987893
Big Hero 6
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>>689987804
Million dollar baby?
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>>689988060
back to future
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>just want to fix up cabin
>kids start dying
>one kid goes HAM
>doozy of a day
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>>689987804
Million dollars bitch
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>>689988086
>>689988100

Too easy? Alright


>everyone is robot
>but not
>Fight crime
>is robot really robot
>king of my castle
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Here is an easy one:
>Father is kill
>Father is not really kill.
>Father kills.
>Father dies for real.
>Big explosion.
>Thus everyone is happy.
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>terminator
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>>689987211
Magical Whim/whimsy or some shit?
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>>689988385

Bladerunner?
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>>689988385
hmmm . . . ghost in the shell?
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>have vision, everyone gonna die
>gotta get away
>we lose a lot of the group to shit
>find new home, but we need honeys
>end up in gang warfare
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>>689988517

Star wars?
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>>689988176
yup

>guy goes to a new frontier
>fighting
>meets dad
>more fighting
>leaves
>takes qt 3.14 with him
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>>689987465
Life tree or somebullshit
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>>689988628

You got it, good job.

>kid likes water
>kid likes above ground
>fuck you dad
>water goes to shit
>Ham
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>>689988645
No points for partial answers, maggot!

But yes, correct XD
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>guys wanna cut down forest
>one of the guys joins the natives
>learns cutting down trees is bad
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>Family of 3 goes to hotel
>Dadgoescrazy.jpg
>dad kills black guy
>family escapes
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>>689988787
Ponyo
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>Sandra Bullock screaming awkwardly for 90 minutes
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> pirate catfishes pretty lady
> drunkard persues genetic mutants
> Jew raises the dead
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>>689987613
moon
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>>689988930

I second that motion!
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>>689988902
avatar
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>>689988944

Not clear enough, Got dick stuck in every one of her movies.
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>>689989064
nope
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>>689988902
Avatar
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>>689988920
that's the shining mate
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>>689989128
see
>>689989112
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>>689988920
Bloodsport
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>Seth Rogan plays a stoner
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>>689988902
Dances with wolves
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>>689988902
Fern Gully
I had to watch that shitty movie about 4 times when I was in school.
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>>689988930
>>689989059

Good job.

>>689989043
Pirates of the Caribbean


>Family
>dad leaves
>shit
>family saves dad
>dad not strong enough
>mole guy
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>>689989047
Yeap! Good one anon
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>>689989335
nope
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>>689988902
Ferngully
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>kid
>said kid becomes cop
>furrys
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>>689989405
the incredibles
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>>689989370
>>689989481
Yep
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>>689989405
I'm sure the answer to this one is incredible.
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>>689989499

Are you a nigger? Zootopia.
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>>689989405
Nope
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>>689988324
Evil Dead?
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>skip school
>parade
>car destroyed
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>>689989136
correcto


>woman steals money
>selfish.jpg
>gets tired and goes to motel
>dies
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>>689989704
nope
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>>689989520
>>689989547

Shit I'm running out of movies.

>dead guy kills someone important
>tries to take over his place
>fails
>spoopy
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>girl and guy in graveyard
>girl now in house
>black guy
>everyone dies
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>nigger has book
>nig travels
>other guy wants to take said book
>nig fights off guys goons
>guys goons later gain upper hand
>nig looses book
>nig dies in an old prison
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>>689988324
cabin fever?
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>>689989913
night of the living dead,that's a classic
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>>689989970
nope
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>>689989714
Fucking Ferris Bueler's Day Off man.
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>>689989405
the incredibles
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>>689989714
Ferris beullers day off

> army outpost
> travelers snowed in cave
> murder!
> guess I better start eating people
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>>689988902
Lorax
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>man
>computers
>pills
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>nerd
>cant get girl
>rip leg
>kick guy
>get girl
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>>689989920
Book of Eli?
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>>689990015
Spot on
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>>689987211
The Iron Giant
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>>689989920
The book of Eli
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>>689990230
no, and it was already guessed dickweed
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>>689990275
matrix
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>>689990329

Good job
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>>689989920
Book of Eli
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>>689987372
This one is Babel by the way. Didn't seem like anyone was going to get it. It's an amazing movie.
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>>689990383
Mah nig
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>>689990295
>>689990367
yes

>chick crashes into a guys cab
>priest takes interest
>luxury cruise
>boom
>save the world
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>Something new is found
>Shit
>Nobody trust each other
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>>689989920
book of eli
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>army guys
>Iwo Jima
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>run(he's not a goalie)
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>>689987009

I bet those fucking star leafs were delicious.
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>need to find girl
>fucking magic gangwars
>wheres my truck
>fucking more magic gangwars
>got back my truck
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>>689990527
The Thing
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>pilot
>crashes
>guilt.jpg
>prison
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>>689990493
Fifth element
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>>689989840

I'll also do this movie

>kid likes dreams
>oh shit my dreams
>twilight guy is there
>george lopez
>ice cream
>Marine animals and hot rocks
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>>689990777

Big Trouble in Little China.
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>>689990814
My nigga
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>>689987009
>man goes to collect DNA
>man gets feelings
>man cremates tiger

hint, tiger is the last of its kind
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>>689990866
ofc
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>>689990866
i fucking love that movie
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>>689990844
shark boy and lava grill.
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>>689990755
no one is going to get this one....
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>>689991020

Good job.


>blood tests everywhere
>guy wants to go to space
>steals identity
>goes to space and probably dies
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>>689990844
shark boy and lava girl
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>>689991184

Good job >>689991183
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>stranded
>potatoes
>???
>profit
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>paid to stalk guys gal
>guy "murders" someone
>oh shit, it wasn't him
>can't find dudes will
>have to go to next town, which I hate
>guy who framed guy was guy who killed my brother
>will was here all along
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>>689990832
Yeppers

>so long
>Earth is kill
>bureaucracy
>big ship
>shared emotions
>new Earth
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>>689991183
Gataca
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>stereotype wild teenager
>mom is poor
>space pirates visit
>big adventure
>everyone learned the power of friendship
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>>689991269
the martian
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>>689990755
let me re word it
>running from guy in goalie mask
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>>689991312
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
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>>689987613
Fight club
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>>689991312

Wall-E
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>>689990527
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world
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>>689989276
Kung Fu Panda
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>>689991392
ye
>>689991371
treasure planet
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>>689991371
Zathura?
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>>689991269
The martian. Fucker.

>Stranded
>Volleyball
>????
>Profit
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>>689991371
. . . . treasure planet?
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>>689991269
The Martian?
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>>689991604
castaway
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>>689988517
Kick ass
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>Boy makes out with his sister
>Boy hangs out with eccentric weirdo
>Sister and friends on the run from the law
>Father does not approve of his children's lifestyle choices and confronts son.
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>>689991450
correct

>friends go on journey to find kid
>many perils along the way
>get to city
>get thrown into a dumpster
>evil magnet
>kid is grown
>happy ending
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>>689991604
zootopia dumbass, this should be hard.
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>guy finds out he's inside the matrix
>guy gets out of the matrix
>guy goes back into the matrix
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>>689991675
Winrar
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>>689991817

Brave Little Toaster.
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>>689991857
Cabin in the Woods
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>>689991546
gj

>nerd gets beaten up by gangsters
>nerd is tired of that shit
>nerd teams up with older nerd and younger nerd
>nerd gets a jetpack
>kills all
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>>689988324
tucker and dale
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>>689991800

Star wars.
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>>689991837
Neh.
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>>689991948
Da
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>>689992014

Which one.
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>>689992005
YES
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>>689991312
titan AE?
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>>689991312
After Earth
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>vault-tec x 10
>everything goes to shit cos people can't hold on to stuff
>mayor is a douche
>mole
>escape via log flume ride
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>>689988944
Gravity? If you added on in space it would be gravity
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>>689992136
>>689992282
you might want to check if somethings already been answered, faggots
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>2 dudes form group
> dude 1 thinks dude 2 has crazy mind
>dude 2 leaves
>dude 1 tries to find dude 2
>dude 1 realizes is him
>buildings explode.
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>>689992377
yes
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>nigger haters on horses
>how great this country would be with out niggers
Can't remember when this oe was made.
Bonus points if you can.
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>>689987009
>Hurr durr I'm a dangrous serial killer
>I called cops to come to my planet
>It's a taxi
>My dog died
>Killed bad cops, good cops like me and give me spaceship
>Lesbian girl wants my D
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>>689991994
Asstro Boy!
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>>689992304
City of Ember
>>
Asd
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>>689992502
nope
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>>689992439
Bazinga club
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>>689992439
Fight Club
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>>689992526
yup
>>
>>689992483
Zootopia
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>sleep for years
>visit ancestors
>find eggs
>shit goes down
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>be kid w/ gf
>kid is kill
>other kids almost kill
>oh shit wtf animals
>guy is not kill and has baby
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>>689992483
Riddick
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>>689991857
Let me guess... Matrix?
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>>689992648
Alien
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>>689992671
Yeah
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>>689992562
>>689992608

Correcto errecto

>mans wife dies
>man hates nigger and asians
> becomes friends with asians
>asians get fucked up a bit by gang
>old guy dies by gang
>Profit???
>>
>>689991994
Kick-Ass
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>>689991994
kick ass
>>
>>689991994
kickass
>>
>>689992883
>>689992896
correct
>>
>>689992439
finding Nemo
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>>689991994
GTA San Andreas
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>>689989724
Pyscho? Or Bates motel? What's the name of the one by Hitchcock
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>>689992871
Gran Torino

Good tier movie
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>>689993020
Jesus christ hes right.
>>
>>689987009
Land Before Time

I don't remember which specific one it is but close enough fuck it.
>>
>>689991399
Oh shit, Friday the 13th
>>
>>689992871
Grand Turismo
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>4 mutants
>all like pizza
>make bad cinematic experience
>all green
>>
Metal guy
Makes robot
Robot bad
Makes more robot
Robot dies
>>
>Giant mutant behemoths
>2 species, 3 individuals
>us navy relies on bigass nigger one to find others
>eggs burn in fire
>???
>one remains, to slip back into the ocean.
Bonus points if you can identify which year this is from
>>
>MONKEY FIGHT!
>Classical music
>Singing computer
>Acid trip
>I'm an old man now
>>
>>689993226
Shrek or tmnt cant tell difference
>>
>>689993226
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
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>>689993251
age of ultron,
learn 2 greentext newfag
>>
>>689993305
Godzilla? The one in the early 90's/00's
>>
>>689992871
Gran Torino?
>>
>Hey here's a story of a guy.
>But wait, now you're that guy?
>Now you're a woman?
>Black woman now?
>Now you're the first guy again what the fuck
>Why does everyone have matching birthmarks?
>Ohh okay now it makes sense in the end (kinda).
>>
>>689992462
Birth of a nation
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>>689992648
Prometheus
>>
>Rachmaninoff's 2nd piano concerto
>Toys
>Shoes
>>
>>689993226
13-19 year old mutated mutated turtles
>>
>>689988682
last crusade?
>>
>>689993046
Correct
>>689993076
Also correct on the other one

>big guy is badguy
>doesnt want to be bad
> teams up with girl
> becomes good guy
>>
man hates his life
kill himself
finds love
she dies
>>
>>689993496
Man no idea but I need to watch this lol
>>
>>689993496
Atlas Shrugged
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>>689993513
right
>>
>>689993467
Correct. No bonus points. From 2014
>>
>old guy
>supposed to be dead old guy
>old guys fight
>>
>>689987613
Space Odyssey?
>>
>>689993496
indenity
>>
>>689993518
Big
>>
>>689993607
Wreck-it Ralph?
>>
>>689993654
>>689993782
Nope.
>>
>>689993624
>learn to greentext newfag
>>
> I am a map
>don't read that book
> you read the book
>cannot be killed by bullets
>cat is based repellent
>read from the book
>a bird, a stork!
>>
>big robots
>fuck shit up
>explosions
>>
>>689991399
Let me reword the silence

No one cares nignog
>>
>>689993380
>>689993400
>>689993575
looks like you win with tmnt
>>
>>689993595
no
>>
>>689993607
Ralph the Wrecker
>>
>sick kid
>parents make toy kid
>kid is back
>toy kid runs
>aliens
>>
>>689993771
no, and check if somethings already answered next time faggot
>>
> fuck, they shot my dog
> everyone's gonna die
>>
>>689993903
Pacific rim
>>
>>689993496
Being john mslcovich? Or meeting? I don't remember.
>>
>>689993861
The Mummy
>>
>>689993903
Any Michael Bay movie ever?
>>
>>689987009
Land before time!
>>
>Three guys take girl
>Pirate wants girl
>Dead rat
>>
>>689988682
New Tron?
>>
>>689993980
AI
>>
>>689994026
Nope
>>
>>689993980
A.I.?
>>
>>689990844
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
>>
>>689994031
yep
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>>689993860
>because green text is going to get guess fucking idiot instead of being an autistic faggot you could just guess the movieor you to retarded for that
>>
>>689994090
ye
>>
>>689994011
John Wick
>>
>>689994011
Red
>>
>>689993832
Correct

>mexican for hire
>gets hired to kill guy
>getshot.jpg
>getsframed.jpg
>has sex with a lot of women
>kills people who framed him a long with a lot of other people
> The end
>>
>>689987009
Ummmmmm bambi
>>
>>689993861
Book of Eli
>>
>>689994015
Nope.
>>689994038
Which one though?
>>
>>689989043

See

>>689989043
>>
>Twincest
>Not really twincest
>Twin visit
>TerribleMovie
>Fart Humor
>>
>nigger rap group from the 90's
>had ice cube as member
>recentley got a movie made based off of group
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>>689994207
WinRAR
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>>689994331
>Anonymous 06/16/16(Thu)23:00:29 No.689994317 ▶
Joe Dirt?
>>
>>689994292
no, and it's already been answered, check next time faggot
>>
>>689994081
See
>>689989043
>>
>>689993813
Nop
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>>689994171
Rain Man
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>>689994396
welcome summerfag now gtfo
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>>689994309
Oh, scuse me.
Transformers.
All of them.
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>>689992108
Movie is god tier
>>
>>689994335
Straight outta compton

Too obvious
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>>689994541
correct.
>>
>Broke Jew romances geriatrics to fund his projects.
>Broke Jew hires Jew accountant.
>Jews hatch a scheme.
>Jews use delusional Nazi to jew investors.
>Greatest musical number in the history of film.
>Plan backfires Jews go to prison.
>Written by very funny Jew.
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>>689994569
that it is.
>>
>>689994522
nope
>>
>>689994487
Definitely not the same...
>>
>>689994225
whatever this movie is i need to watch it.
>>
>own set of metaphysical laws
>vessel required for shit
>kinda drops in
>green track suit
>makes 0 sense without the book
>>
>>689994612
Yeahh... you are right. Too obvious.
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>>689994088
yes
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>>689994654
Producers
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>>689994225
>>689994741

Its Machete
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