Let's play the badly describe a movie and others try to guess it game...
>mom is kill
>go on long ass adventure with friends
>obsessed with leaves
>>689987009
No clue, but I've got one
>little kid finds a toy
>toy is evil
>but actually not
>retard government man fucks up
>????
>Everyone is safe
Start with a less obscure movie
>>689987211
Small soldiers
>everyone is from another country
>Mexican gets deported
>naked Japanese girl on E
>>689987325
Nope, guess again.
> a wolverine flies a tree into space
>>689987245
It's actually a classic people reference about on here all the time
>>689987009
land before time, next?
>space rocks
>fighting with yourself
>but who was phone?
>smiley face HAL
>>689987577
Ding! Ding! Ding! Winrar!!
>poor cumdumpster
>boxes
>dies
>>689987577
I've got another one, not op though
>have brother
>brother die
>robot
>robot die
>immortals
>young guy gets into car
>fucks things up
>has to allow his parents to fuck, or else
>>689987893
big hero 6, next?
>>689987893
Big Hero 6
>>689987804
Million dollar baby?
>>689988060
back to future
>just want to fix up cabin
>kids start dying
>one kid goes HAM
>doozy of a day
>>689987804
Million dollars bitch
>>689988086
>>689988100
Too easy? Alright
>everyone is robot
>but not
>Fight crime
>is robot really robot
>king of my castle
Here is an easy one:
>Father is kill
>Father is not really kill.
>Father kills.
>Father dies for real.
>Big explosion.
>Thus everyone is happy.
>terminator
>>689987211
Magical Whim/whimsy or some shit?
>>689988385
Bladerunner?
>>689988385
hmmm . . . ghost in the shell?
>have vision, everyone gonna die
>gotta get away
>we lose a lot of the group to shit
>find new home, but we need honeys
>end up in gang warfare
>>689988517
Star wars?
>>689988176
yup
>guy goes to a new frontier
>fighting
>meets dad
>more fighting
>leaves
>takes qt 3.14 with him
>>689987465
Life tree or somebullshit
>>689988628
You got it, good job.
>kid likes water
>kid likes above ground
>fuck you dad
>water goes to shit
>Ham
>>689988645
No points for partial answers, maggot!
But yes, correct XD
>guys wanna cut down forest
>one of the guys joins the natives
>learns cutting down trees is bad
>Family of 3 goes to hotel
>Dadgoescrazy.jpg
>dad kills black guy
>family escapes
>>689988787
Ponyo
>Sandra Bullock screaming awkwardly for 90 minutes
> pirate catfishes pretty lady
> drunkard persues genetic mutants
> Jew raises the dead
>>689987613
moon
>>689988930
I second that motion!
>>689988902
avatar
>>689988944
Not clear enough, Got dick stuck in every one of her movies.
>>689989064
nope
>>689988902
Avatar
>>689988920
that's the shining mate
>>689988920
Bloodsport
>Seth Rogan plays a stoner
>>689988902
Dances with wolves
>>689988902
Fern Gully
I had to watch that shitty movie about 4 times when I was in school.
>>689988930
>>689989059
Good job.
>>689989043
Pirates of the Caribbean
>Family
>dad leaves
>shit
>family saves dad
>dad not strong enough
>mole guy
>>689989047
Yeap! Good one anon
>>689989335
nope
>>689988902
Ferngully
>kid
>said kid becomes cop
>furrys
>>689989405
the incredibles
>>689989405
I'm sure the answer to this one is incredible.
>>689989499
Are you a nigger? Zootopia.
>>689989405
Nope
>>689988324
Evil Dead?
>skip school
>parade
>car destroyed
>>689989136
correcto
>woman steals money
>selfish.jpg
>gets tired and goes to motel
>dies
>>689989704
nope
>>689989520
>>689989547
Shit I'm running out of movies.
>dead guy kills someone important
>tries to take over his place
>fails
>spoopy
>girl and guy in graveyard
>girl now in house
>black guy
>everyone dies
>nigger has book
>nig travels
>other guy wants to take said book
>nig fights off guys goons
>guys goons later gain upper hand
>nig looses book
>nig dies in an old prison
>>689988324
cabin fever?
>>689989913
night of the living dead,that's a classic
>>689989970
nope
>>689989714
Fucking Ferris Bueler's Day Off man.
>>689989405
the incredibles
>>689989714
Ferris beullers day off
> army outpost
> travelers snowed in cave
> murder!
> guess I better start eating people
>>689988902
Lorax
>man
>computers
>pills
>nerd
>cant get girl
>rip leg
>kick guy
>get girl
>>689989920
Book of Eli?
>>689990015
Spot on
>>689987211
The Iron Giant
>>689989920
The book of Eli
>>689990230
no, and it was already guessed dickweed
>>689990275
matrix
>>689990329
Good job
>>689989920
Book of Eli
>>689987372
This one is Babel by the way. Didn't seem like anyone was going to get it. It's an amazing movie.
>>689990383
Mah nig
>>689990295
>>689990367
yes
>chick crashes into a guys cab
>priest takes interest
>luxury cruise
>boom
>save the world
>Something new is found
>Shit
>Nobody trust each other
>>689989920
book of eli
>army guys
>Iwo Jima
>run(he's not a goalie)
>>689987009
I bet those fucking star leafs were delicious.
>need to find girl
>fucking magic gangwars
>wheres my truck
>fucking more magic gangwars
>got back my truck
>>689990527
The Thing
>pilot
>crashes
>guilt.jpg
>prison
>>689990493
Fifth element
>>689989840
I'll also do this movie
>kid likes dreams
>oh shit my dreams
>twilight guy is there
>george lopez
>ice cream
>Marine animals and hot rocks
>>689990777
Big Trouble in Little China.
>>689990814
My nigga
>>689987009
>man goes to collect DNA
>man gets feelings
>man cremates tiger
hint, tiger is the last of its kind
>>689990866
ofc
>>689990866
i fucking love that movie
>>689990844
shark boy and lava grill.
>>689990755
no one is going to get this one....
>>689991020
Good job.
>blood tests everywhere
>guy wants to go to space
>steals identity
>goes to space and probably dies
>>689990844
shark boy and lava girl
>>689991184
Good job >>689991183
>stranded
>potatoes
>???
>profit
>paid to stalk guys gal
>guy "murders" someone
>oh shit, it wasn't him
>can't find dudes will
>have to go to next town, which I hate
>guy who framed guy was guy who killed my brother
>will was here all along
>>689990832
Yeppers
>so long
>Earth is kill
>bureaucracy
>big ship
>shared emotions
>new Earth
>>689991183
Gataca
>stereotype wild teenager
>mom is poor
>space pirates visit
>big adventure
>everyone learned the power of friendship
>>689991269
the martian
>>689990755
let me re word it
>running from guy in goalie mask
>>689991312
hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
>>689987613
Fight club
>>689991312
Wall-E
>>689990527
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world
>>689989276
Kung Fu Panda
>>689991392
ye
>>689991371
treasure planet
>>689991371
Zathura?
>>689991269
The martian. Fucker.
>Stranded
>Volleyball
>????
>Profit
>>689991371
. . . . treasure planet?
>>689991269
The Martian?
>>689991604
castaway
>>689988517
Kick ass
>Boy makes out with his sister
>Boy hangs out with eccentric weirdo
>Sister and friends on the run from the law
>Father does not approve of his children's lifestyle choices and confronts son.
>>689991450
correct
>friends go on journey to find kid
>many perils along the way
>get to city
>get thrown into a dumpster
>evil magnet
>kid is grown
>happy ending
>>689991604
zootopia dumbass, this should be hard.
>guy finds out he's inside the matrix
>guy gets out of the matrix
>guy goes back into the matrix
>>689991675
Winrar
>>689991817
Brave Little Toaster.
>>689991857
Cabin in the Woods
>>689991546
gj
>nerd gets beaten up by gangsters
>nerd is tired of that shit
>nerd teams up with older nerd and younger nerd
>nerd gets a jetpack
>kills all
>>689988324
tucker and dale
>>689991800
Star wars.
>>689991837
Neh.
>>689992014
Which one.
>>689992005
YES
>>689991312
titan AE?
>>689991312
After Earth
>vault-tec x 10
>everything goes to shit cos people can't hold on to stuff
>mayor is a douche
>mole
>escape via log flume ride
>>689988944
Gravity? If you added on in space it would be gravity
>>689992136
>>689992282
you might want to check if somethings already been answered, faggots
>2 dudes form group
> dude 1 thinks dude 2 has crazy mind
>dude 2 leaves
>dude 1 tries to find dude 2
>dude 1 realizes is him
>buildings explode.
>>689992377
yes
>nigger haters on horses
>how great this country would be with out niggers
Can't remember when this oe was made.
Bonus points if you can.
>>689987009
>Hurr durr I'm a dangrous serial killer
>I called cops to come to my planet
>It's a taxi
>My dog died
>Killed bad cops, good cops like me and give me spaceship
>Lesbian girl wants my D
>>689991994
Asstro Boy!
>>689992304
City of Ember
Asd
>>689992502
nope
>>689992439
Bazinga club
>>689992439
Fight Club
>>689992526
yup
>>689992483
Zootopia
>sleep for years
>visit ancestors
>find eggs
>shit goes down
>be kid w/ gf
>kid is kill
>other kids almost kill
>oh shit wtf animals
>guy is not kill and has baby
>>689992483
Riddick
>>689991857
Let me guess... Matrix?
>>689992648
Alien
>>689992671
Yeah
>>689992562
>>689992608
Correcto errecto
>mans wife dies
>man hates nigger and asians
> becomes friends with asians
>asians get fucked up a bit by gang
>old guy dies by gang
>Profit???
>>689991994
Kick-Ass
>>689991994
kick ass
>>689991994
kickass
>>689992883
>>689992896
correct
>>689992439
finding Nemo
>>689991994
GTA San Andreas
>>689989724
Pyscho? Or Bates motel? What's the name of the one by Hitchcock
>>689992871
Gran Torino
Good tier movie
>>689993020
Jesus christ hes right.
>>689987009
Land Before Time
I don't remember which specific one it is but close enough fuck it.
>>689991399
Oh shit, Friday the 13th
>>689992871
Grand Turismo
>4 mutants
>all like pizza
>make bad cinematic experience
>all green
Metal guy
Makes robot
Robot bad
Makes more robot
Robot dies
>Giant mutant behemoths
>2 species, 3 individuals
>us navy relies on bigass nigger one to find others
>eggs burn in fire
>???
>one remains, to slip back into the ocean.
Bonus points if you can identify which year this is from
>MONKEY FIGHT!
>Classical music
>Singing computer
>Acid trip
>I'm an old man now
>>689993226
Shrek or tmnt cant tell difference
>>689993226
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2
>>689993251
age of ultron,
learn 2 greentext newfag
>>689993305
Godzilla? The one in the early 90's/00's
>>689992871
Gran Torino?
>Hey here's a story of a guy.
>But wait, now you're that guy?
>Now you're a woman?
>Black woman now?
>Now you're the first guy again what the fuck
>Why does everyone have matching birthmarks?
>Ohh okay now it makes sense in the end (kinda).
>>689992462
Birth of a nation
>>689992648
Prometheus
>Rachmaninoff's 2nd piano concerto
>Toys
>Shoes
>>689993226
13-19 year old mutated mutated turtles
>>689988682
last crusade?
>>689993046
Correct
>>689993076
Also correct on the other one
>big guy is badguy
>doesnt want to be bad
> teams up with girl
> becomes good guy
man hates his life
kill himself
finds love
she dies
>>689993496
Man no idea but I need to watch this lol
>>689993496
Atlas Shrugged
>>689993513
right
>>689993467
Correct. No bonus points. From 2014
>old guy
>supposed to be dead old guy
>old guys fight
>>689987613
Space Odyssey?
>>689993496
indenity
>>689993518
Big
>>689993607
Wreck-it Ralph?
>>689993624
>learn to greentext newfag
> I am a map
>don't read that book
> you read the book
>cannot be killed by bullets
>cat is based repellent
>read from the book
>a bird, a stork!
>big robots
>fuck shit up
>explosions
>>689991399
Let me reword the silence
No one cares nignog
>>689993380
>>689993400
>>689993575
looks like you win with tmnt
>>689993607
Ralph the Wrecker
>sick kid
>parents make toy kid
>kid is back
>toy kid runs
>aliens
>>689993771
no, and check if somethings already answered next time faggot
> fuck, they shot my dog
> everyone's gonna die
>>689993903
Pacific rim
>>689993496
Being john mslcovich? Or meeting? I don't remember.
>>689993861
The Mummy
>>689993903
Any Michael Bay movie ever?
>>689987009
Land before time!
>Three guys take girl
>Pirate wants girl
>Dead rat
>>689988682
New Tron?
>>689994026
Nope
>>689993980
A.I.?
>>689990844
The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
>>689994031
yep
>>689993860
>because green text is going to get guess fucking idiot instead of being an autistic faggot you could just guess the movieor you to retarded for that
>>689994011
John Wick
>>689994011
Red
>>689993832
Correct
>mexican for hire
>gets hired to kill guy
>getshot.jpg
>getsframed.jpg
>has sex with a lot of women
>kills people who framed him a long with a lot of other people
> The end
>>689987009
Ummmmmm bambi
>>689993861
Book of Eli
>>689994015
Nope.
>>689994038
Which one though?
>Twincest
>Not really twincest
>Twin visit
>TerribleMovie
>Fart Humor
>nigger rap group from the 90's
>had ice cube as member
>recentley got a movie made based off of group
>>689994207
WinRAR
>>689994331
>Anonymous 06/16/16(Thu)23:00:29 No.689994317 ▶
Joe Dirt?
>>689994292
no, and it's already been answered, check next time faggot
>>689993813
Nop
>>689994171
Rain Man
>>689994396
welcome summerfag now gtfo
>>689994309
Oh, scuse me.
Transformers.
All of them.
>>689992108
Movie is god tier
>>689994335
Straight outta compton
Too obvious
>>689994541
correct.
>Broke Jew romances geriatrics to fund his projects.
>Broke Jew hires Jew accountant.
>Jews hatch a scheme.
>Jews use delusional Nazi to jew investors.
>Greatest musical number in the history of film.
>Plan backfires Jews go to prison.
>Written by very funny Jew.
>>689994569
that it is.
>>689994522
nope
>>689994487
Definitely not the same...
>>689994225
whatever this movie is i need to watch it.
>own set of metaphysical laws
>vessel required for shit
>kinda drops in
>green track suit
>makes 0 sense without the book
>>689994612
Yeahh... you are right. Too obvious.
>>689994088
yes
>>689994654
Producers
>>689994225
>>689994741
Its Machete