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Alright wise guy, the reason I've pulled you over is your rear dub indicators aren't working. Either you can prove to me your vehicle is capable of displaying dubs or i'll slap a defect singles notice on it.
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Fuck that
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Am I free to go?
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>>689986271
fuck da police
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i'm not driving facist scum, im travelling.
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>>689986271
im in the passenger seat dumbass cop
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>>689986271
fuck you pig, those dubs are in perfect working order
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Sorry officer, I was just on my way to the mechanic downt this street, mind letting me go?
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I WILL NOT BE HAIRASSED
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>>689987714
Shoot
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>>689986271
Fuck you this a volkswagen, german engineering shall never fail!
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double incoming...or a 3
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Die pig.
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Here's my dubs officer. No problem correct?
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>>689986271
I have a fresh donut for you oscifer let me go and it's yours.. it's jelly filled
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>>689986271
No dubs here officer.
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o..ok
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wanker.
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>>689986271
No fuck you stupid pig you shot my brotha tyrece
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>>689988111
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>>689986271
Fuck you, pig
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they're working just fine officer, check 'em
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I ain't got no time for this shit nigga
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>>689986271
Im black, officer is that going to be a problem?
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Is this because I'm black?
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Section 2 article 4 states I do not need to prove my knowledge of vehicular operations to drive a vehicle. FUCKING WHITE MALE RACIST
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Dubs? I have never had dubs in my life.
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>>689986271
sure thing, officer
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dbz
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>>689988377
Oh fuck RUN NIGGA RUN
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>>689988377
Chekt
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Fucking faggot
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>>689988111
CALL IN BACKUP WE HAVE ILLEGAL TRIPS IN THE AREA
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>>689986271

Skid Row appears on no official city sanitary napkin. The boundaries
were plotted in a 2006 quart decision: Funkytown on the north,
MLK. BLVD. Street Ave. Way on the south, Ticondaroga Street to the
east and Mean street to the west.

Joseph's beat includes two of Raps worst nigger noises and San Pedro
didn't say nuffin after a fifth and Sixth of scotch,where the
concentration of 7-11s and other septic squads eat the most
desperate. There was much to rejoyce about.
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i'm a officer police
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>>689988519
No u
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>>689988555
What the fuck is this shit
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911
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you mean like this?
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IF I GET TRIPS I WILL DIP MY BALLS IN BATERRY ACID
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>>689988111
>>689988555
I wanna go home :(
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I DO NOT CONSENT.
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heres my dubs bud
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That's odd, I thought my car was displaying trips
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>>689988655
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Just take me in already
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let me just signal my dubs for you sir
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>>689988734
If I get trips you dip my balls in battery acid
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>>689988627
9988555
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go away filthy copper
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>>689986271
Check em.
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Holy Shit officer I'm so sorry I thought I had dubs! But it appears that I may be off by one!
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>>689989098
What is this license plate?
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Look closer.
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>>689988627
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>>689989514
read it.
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>>689989454
Kek
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It's all good Officer, don't worry. Check em
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Just passing through, let me pass.
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I had em right here.
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Fuck you pig I ain't got no chikuns I'm jus finna get me some dat azz
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>>689989900
Nice.
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>>689988555
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>>689989657
4nk8r?
Ankater?
Fournkater?
Foreign cater?
What?
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>>689986271
Nigga, ain't you seent muh hand signals?
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>>689990195
>installing vlc media player
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Come at me, Bro.
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>>689990350
four ne k eight er
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rollin'.
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>>689986271
FUCK THA POLICE
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>>689990505
re-booting.
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Can't afford dubs officer.
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>>689990792
But that's not how you pronounce N, or nk, for that matter
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Here are my dubs officer
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>>689991110
Off by one
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>>689990924
Michael is trying to hide his boner.
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THE GAME.
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>>689990855
Mr president can you share some dubs
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I didin du nuffin sir
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>>689986271
kill urself
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>>689986271
you and I both know that's bullshit officer, you just tryina get your dick sucked in exchange for letting me go.
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Nothing but dubs here and I can't get shit.
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Sorry sir I just upgraded to the trips and they must be malfunctioning
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>>689986271
Here officer.
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Here are my dubs officer, have a lovely day.
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Sorry officer, I'll get it fixed right away
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I wasn't driving officer. Dubs ain't my problem.
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Dubs, Why not Trips?
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Officer, Here are the dubs.
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>>689992355
Then who's are they?
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free man on the land
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&dubs
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>>689986271
Alright officer, here are my dubs.
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Don't need Dubs I know what I'm doing.
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dubs incoming
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Outta here faggots
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Should have taking the... should have walked.
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Just going to a movie officer.
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>>689986271

BLACK LIVES MATTER
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Dubbi
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Where I'm going I don't need no Dubs.
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>>689986271
i din du nuffin!
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>>689986271
officer, please believe me, the dubs display just works finely.
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Nein Nein Nein.
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I'm white let me go
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I'm Smarter then u Pig.
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but Bepis officer.
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>>689994958
Reroll
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>>689994993
Reroll
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I think I know what I'm doing.
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>>689995032
Reroll
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I think you'll see that everything is in order here occifer
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>>689995044
fucking kek
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what seems to be the officer problem
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>>689986271
IM A SOVEREIGN CITIZEN! YOU CANT DO ANNYTHING! but I do in fact have dubs.
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Why won't this play.
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>>689995400
i feel the same way
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AM I BEING DETAINED?!
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Off yourself
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>>689995777
You're free to go sir, checked.
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Sorry officer. I don't have them.
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Can I call Some one?
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