>have an accomplice.jpg
>get on a residential rooftop across from the school
>set bipod of assault rifle on peak of roof

>accomplice pulls fire alarm (ideally a paid stooge)
>entire school gathers in lines in front of building, waiting for fire dept

>open fire

>>689975577

That's not godawful. If you were far away enough and hobo'd together a suppressor or something there is a chance you could even get away with it.

>>689976386
haha for sure. if your paid stooge is one of your first targets then theres one less witness

Why would anyone want to do something as terrible as that?

>>689976386
This Call of Duty warrior faggot thinks suppressors are quiet enough to shoot from the roof of a strangers house.

>>689976563
Good question. Thread could be fbi bait tho.

Replace water that sprays from fire sprinklers or whatever you call em, with acid. Make a fire. While everyone is burning and distracted, pull out weapon and shoot.

>>689974874
How about a mosque?
Song-the trooper by Iron Maiden
Weapon-a horse and a sword

Remington 870
Pokemon blue - rout 1 theme

>>689974874
No music. How could you hear the SWAT coming?

>>689976625
With subsonic ammo it is.
Lrn2gun

>>689976386
>>689975577

>plant explosives outside in the fire drill gather locations with remote detonator

desert eagle
Shoot anyone casually after highjacking telecom sysem with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq_WkGHuuX0

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>>689974874

Weapon: Dick
Plan: Fuck everyone
Song you would listen to: Dr. Dick

Not only is using a gun a good way to fuck over legal gun owners later, but it's also not the most effective method.

>>689976958
Use sniper rifle too. I mean if you're school is by the forest. Do you guys think OP is FBI trying to get inside our heads? See what the next good ideas are?

>all school assembly in the gym
>plant bombs at all of the door so no one could escape
>unload on these niggas kevin unload!!

Also song would be https://youtu.be/y6oXW_YiV6g

>>689977256
>not the most effective method
>not posting a better method
fuck you and your guns

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>>689974874

>Rem 870 with mag extension 12ga 00 buckshot
>Wait for school assembly in gym/auditorium, bar doors from outside.
>The screams of my enemies.

>>689976951
Oh sorry, I meant ARMA faggot

>>689977495
Shotgun is the worst for this.

>remotely disable cctvs
>trench coat, mask, gloves.
>Clense
>find victim in bathroom, knock him out somehow, swap clothes, frame their suicide
>???
>profit

>>689977495
>>689977429
Running with the assembly idea, Jam all exits, Rig home made napalm cans under seats.
>Let It Burn - Usher

>>689977485
I thought it was pretty obvious. Bomb(s).

>>689977495
>>689976872
only 2 rational responses involve same gun?
coincidence?

Weapon: AR/AK + Cho Approved Glock + Suicide Vest + Molotov

Plan
>Walk into high school, fire into crowd
>set on fire
>leave
>duh
>drive to middle school
>kill only teachers/staff
>set on fire
>drive to college, killing people along the way to increase kill count
>shoot up college
>surrender to police
>detonate suicide vest
>leave a note at my house that just says https://www.4chan.org because I'm dead and don't care about you guys anymore.

>>689977793
wow mike tysons mysteries over here.

>>689978172
Youre dead by middle school and your molotov wont do shit

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>>689977696

How? Granted it's slower to reload, but a semi auto and a mag charger is pretty damn quick. Plus, throwing 9 .38 cal pellets into a crowd is guaranteed hits.

Speed loaders, offhand loads...

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>>689974874
Weapon: pipebomb
Plan: pipebomb
Song you would listen to: TNT - ACDC

Weapon: Flamethrower made from propane and salvaged parts

Plan: Before assembly hide propane tanks underneath the seats, Wait for the assembly to start and lock up the exits when the guest speaker is talking and come in burning the chads alive while wearing a Pyro costume from tf2

Song: Through the fire and the flames

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>>689976563
fuck off faggot

Listen to pumped up kicks
Ar 15
Pull fire alarm and when kids leave kill them while they walk out

>>689976704
naah dude take your tinfoil hat off

>>689978449
It's totally slower reload and hits are guaranteed but kill rate would by so minimal. Want something with more lethality. Even a 9mm is more lethal than a shotgun.

AR-15 would probably be the best thing. Sucks though because that fucks over legal gun owners.

>>689978455
underrated

1. Go to a bathroom where girls and guys are right next to eachother.
2. Look above ceiling tile and see what seperates the bathrooms above it...probably a brick wall
2a. Find camera that points towards the doors and quick spraypaint over it whole no 1 is looking.
3. hammer hole thru brick big enough to climb thru
4. climb thru and one by one strangle and cum inside. Hide bodies inside the ceiling and keep going until school is over.
5. carry a nerd "backpack" that rolls like a suitcase and carry out bodies 1 by 1 and dispose of them/keep the best ones for later use until they are not viable anymore

>ak47/911 cuz good taste
>with a mask on, black clothes over normal clothes
>enter the school, shoot it up, kill some
>people start panicking and fleeing in masses
>undress in an empty room
>join the crowd, run out

ez pz

Heres how id do it, ive given this alot of thought:
Wait for a event, something where everyone is gathered (at my old hs this happened weekly)
Make bombs, cheap and easy somethig simple but destructive
Stick them under bleachers
Timeing and strategy is crucial
When bombs go off, come out with as many guns you can and get the high score, like fish in a barrel

Weapon: mustard gas

Plan: mix a gallon of dihydrogen monoxide with a teaspoon sodium chloride, this will produce enough mustard gas to kill everyone

Music: It Ain't Me by Creedence Clearwater Revival
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo

>>689974874
Weapon: Explosives,gasoline
Plan: Plant explosives strategically in ceiling and gas at exits. Light'er off and watch'em burn.
Song: Make them suffer: Cannibal corpse

Oh and fuck the song, i wanna hear the screams and everythings else that entails, god ive have such a raging hard on killing all my old highschool people

>Ak47
>accomplice so i dont go alone
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJIqnXTqg8I

>get band to perform at school
>rig explosives to the boiler room
>bring girlfriend
>big fun

>>689979361
so much edge

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>be as edgy as possible
>post in a school shooting thread
>I'm so tough look at me I'm a ninja that's going to run around chopping off heads with a sword

>>689974874
My high school planned out. Skip school wait until about ten until final bell. Person in front building cuts the phone/internet line beside the cafeteria while side building takes out resource officer.
> four points cover all the exits of the building.
> front of building
covered where car riders left, front of English area, cafeteria and people running out of gym that didn't go up stairs
> student parking lot
covered people that went up stairs from gym, math area, social studies and fine arts
> bus parking lot
covered freshman, skills classes, auditorium and some science
> side building
Clean up from science, English, office and cafeteria.
I told my three best friends about it freshman year and they were in to beat the doom boys high score. Were going to wait to get jobs then load up on guns through ones older brother get some ak47 largest clips we could buy, full tactical gear.
Then junior year get job at local grocery store. Month in, one dropped out, next month one an heroed (with the gun he got from his brother) other moved away after first semester. Haven't really had friends since.

>>689979530
> Haven't really had friends since.

yeah not surprised. you should consider an hero too /b/ro.

>M60-E3
>Get 'em in the cafeteria
>Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

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>>689978759
Totally, dude...

With a x full choke, any shot at ~35 yards is gonna group tight and center mass shots will most likely kill. You buy time for reloads with the panic.

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>>689979485
i am going kindergarten for you tomorrow

>buy uranium legally from amazon
>make a small tactical nuke
>????
>PROFIT!

Weapon: AR15
Plan: 4 of us, one inside, 3 outside. Pull fire alarm, inside guy shoots as many as possible, survivors who get out get shot by the 3 outside.
Song: Feuer Frei - Rammstein.

>>689979727
How ya gonna get that E-3, buddy??

>>689974874
If kill count is goal the obvious best choice is utilizing the firealarm. Planting bombs outside, discretely the night before at fire alarm gathering points outside. Semi auto rifle with penetrating bullets, explosive rounds or hollow points.

I'm surprised schools dont reform fire alarm strategies. its an obvious flaw. I think if a school shooter actually did this method he could easily beat cho's score if he was worried about it

to those of you talking about 'getting away', youre dreaming. if someones committing a mass murder they dont plan on escaping. by the way, dont kill people you cum guzzling mouth breathing retards

>>689979859
>4 of us
>having friends
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCCKKKKKKKKK OFFF NORRRRRRRRRMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>689979877
I'll find a way, this is America after all

I hope I don't get on a watchlist now

>full fire alarm
>bombs at all exits
>stand in front with assualt rifle with drum or some lmg
>spray.avi
>song: one by Metallica

>>689979859
if you had partners, positioning gunmen outside the doors would be OP and then having the inside man close in from behind them so people are trapped in a stairway or exit.

I'm done talking about this with you nutcases before I see a mass murder on tv tomorrow lol

>>689980070
We're probably all on their watchlist already so it can't hurt :^)

>>689979328
who knew sea water was so deadly

>>689974874
padlock the doors

>>689979530
>Haven't really had friends since.
Gee Timmy, i wonder why

>>689980066
Well, seeing as it was produced after 1986, you'd have to be LEO or an LEO firearms dealer. And then it's incredibly expensive and requirea registration including photos and prints.

>>689979958
>
Foreal

>>689979676
I run my own business, pretty successful.
Go camping practically every other week with random chicks.
Life is what you make it. I'm getting laid, I'm getting paid, live pretty freely.
I've been without friends for about nine years now made it this far without any

>>689980415
Why do you have to ruin newfags dreams? He's obviously a normie kid.
>>689979727
Also fuck you kid, keep your shit to yourself and lurk.

>>689979958
Who needs friends? Just get the psycho dudes to help. I'm sure they'll be more than happy to kill the assholes that torture them daily.

>>689980864
Because I'm a gun owner and fuck kids that listen to libs who think they can get whatever gun they want "cuz 'Merica"

>>689980724
So your in the perfect position to go hero? Do it.

>>689980321
I'm pretty social, just don't let people in , don't have any social media accounts and don't return calls

>>689979727
And keep saying " get some, get some " as you shoot kek

>>689981029
Fuck libs. Most kids are brainwashed by lib teachers by now anyways. Most hero's are gone. (for now)

>>689974874
Weapon: My wit
Plan: Chat up all the ladies
Song: Lady Gaga - Love Game

>>689980724
yeah but you still think about killing highschool kids? it is like... everyone has grown up, but you.

so do us all a favor and put one in the brain, ok bud?

>>689980936
This comment is shit. You wouldn't tell anybody and ruin the surprise. Some fag would snitch.

>>689981087
Then go hero and make something of yourself.

>>689981071
Get more pussy than most anons have wet dreams of, probably have a few kids I don't know about, live without the burdensome part of women, make more money a month than average American does a year, do what I want when I want.
> an hero because no friends

Weapon: scorpion EVOs, chain fed modded, in every hallway with electronic trigger and attached to a fan that moves back and forth.
Plan: Fire alarm, everyone runs out, fire. "you're fired!"
Song: either Soothsayer by buckethead or Read My Lips by Breakdown of Sanity

>Weapon: AK-Seventy Four and Glock Pistol

>Plan

>walk into main office and shoot that up first
>then find a senior classroom and fire some rounds into that
>take somebody's phone and post a selfie and me and them for maximum lulz

>Music: Björk or Swans

>>689981588
If you watch docus on war they say the feeling of killing someone is better than sex/orgasm. Watch some docs. Live life to the fullest!

>ar 15
>kill people while chanting usa! usa! usa!
>the star-spangled banner

>>689978912
Very nice

>>689981980
The conservatives would still blame ISIS

>>689974874
holy fbi

>>689981314
The fags I'm talking about wouldn't snitch. They are grade a insane, I'm surprised they haven't done it themselves yet.

Weapon: FN2000
Plan: Wait until there are people there...
Song: The Hampsterdance.

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>>689974874
Find out schedule for next all school asembly. Chain all exits shut.
A shit load of gasoline and a zippo.
Yakety Sax

>>689974874
Americans lol

Rig the school buses then just wait for the end of the day.

Wait for the buses to be in motion then detonate.

Guns will kill dozens, explosives will kill hundreds.

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>>689982736
France lol.
"Refugees" LOL.
Sharia Law AHAHAHAH.

Stupid fucks. Have fun fighting muslims with knives.

from a firearms perspective id use a kel-tec pmr-30. 30 rounds of .22magnum per magazine, and the rounds being so light itd be easy to carry an assload of extra mags while still being maneuverable.

>>689979328
Did this faggot really give us a saltwater recipe?

>>689974874
Fuck off, underage b&.

Cyanide tanks attached to roof air conditioner. I am on roof, with mask. Jump from the a classroom window onto tree.
Anything by insect warfare

>>689974874
Sweet airsoft gun OP did you buy it....no whos dick did you suck to get that thing

>INB4 OP is at it again sucking dick

>>689983146
Yes, dihyddrogenmonoxide =H2O, and sodium chloride is NaCl or salt

>>689980415
You could probably find a .onion if you looked hard enough, or use a shell. Terrorists don't find themselves amyway

>>689974874
Because I'm not a fucking idiot, I'd wait at the persons house that had been bullying and kill them there. No need to shoot up a school.

>>689976839
>Song-the trooper by Iron Maiden
I have to agree with this one.

>>689976625
Would be surpressed enough that the shots wouldn't be heard over the fire alarms that going off, sirens of cops and fire trucks, general cacophony of high school students being retarded, traffic that is going by, etc.

Lots of faggots here can't read. OP specifically asked how you would go about shooting up a school. Not how you would kill the most yardapes.

Homecoming football game. Chain gates at all exits but one. Commentators booth. Lock self in. AR. Fields of fire.

Anthrax - I'm the man over loudspeaker.
Or
Mega death version of 'no more mr nice guy'

>get large duffel bag
>sports clubs are same day as assembly so join sport
>frequently go to training so everyone knows I do that sport
>cut hole in duffel bag the size of rifle barrel
>put rifle in bag
>during assembly after late comers are let in
>position barrel
>open fire on half of school(shift system)
>panic with everyone else
>drop to floor
>act like I'm having a panic attack and are hyperventilating
>get them to take to nurse where other half of school is
>put on mask take rifle out of bag and continue

>>689979530
> tiptoe through the tulips
> shiny happy people

>>689974874
If my life was much worse and I had no family; then I would only aim to completely massacre a section of the school. Most never get a high count due to their inability to organize and execute a plan. So I would aim for ten more than the last shooting, 60, and use a couple reliable and accurate fire arms. Just aim and shoot methodically, but first I'd plan to seclude the victims and then quickly go about the brutality. Like in my old school, class of 1999, gym class was held in one building which had four exits that would need to be chained and a car parked in front of one as well. We had 80 people in their, most of whom were cholos and other niggers. So I'd simply chain each door while they play basketball and then collect my placed fire arm behind the bleachers somewhere safe and begin to pick off those who fucking messed with me through to the most innocent.

Stage false flag stranger danger.....get school locked down... Have bomb planted inside school already detonate bomb VIA remote

>>689974874
What school exactly

Weapon- RC car with pistol and iphone
>plan- video call phone and shoot faggot from my house
Song-duplicate keys icaro- propaghandi
Unregistered gun,throw away phone
>getting away with murder ain't cheap

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>Wait til rally in auditorium
>bike chains on doors
>everyone is trapped.jpg
>free lead for everyone!!!!

The perpetrators of mass shootings were COWARDS. They were cowardly acts. Only a pussy coward uses violence like that in a piss poor attempt to solve his inability to be a real man.

>>689976951
Lol so much COD autism

>Subsonic ammo killing anyone from med-long range.

Listen faggot, someday when you get a little older and can join the real army instead of your airsoft pwnage team youll learn subsonic ammunition is known for failing to cycle the action is most standard "assault rifles" not to mention it hits like a fucking 22LR. ESPECIALLY m4/m16 variants

A better suggestion is you take your suppressor and subsonic ammunition and place it in your mouth before you pull the trigger, that one round the action manages to fire will do the job.

>>689974874
Ammonia, bleach, fertilizer, igniter. Ifk why these people insist on wasting time and money on guns. You can kill hundreds more with this.

>>689977495
Got a boner thinkingof operating that death machine!

like this link for exemple and...........a bit for that azz-------- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6CBKUM9gk8

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>>689974874
do this OP

>>689984811
You gonna fuckin challenge them to a duel you weeb, what size is your body pillow, what did you name your katana?
>whiteknight>>689984811

>>689974874
ITT: high school kids get visits from their local FBI offices

Weapon: SCAR-L, M249 SAW, .44 Magnum, Bomb Suit
Plan: Walk into each classroom and line everybody up. Fire 1 shot through as many skulls as I can. Take all the hot girls hostage with me. After everybody I want dead is killed I put all hostages in the gym. Set up a M249 SAW on the bleachers and shoot and law enforcement that comes in. Put on a bomb suit to try to deflect as much damage to my body as I can. Also try to rape the girls as well. After I do as much damage as I can before I die from the police/SWAT/National Guard. Hold a .44 Magnum to a bomb and fire it. Explode everyone in the gym and escape because you know bomb suit. Walk with M249 around schools property shooting anybody. Shoot at the helicopter until it goes down. I will have a duffel bag full of ammunition but once I go dry walk over to a tree with more ammunition stashed. Basically go on a murderious rampage till everyone is dead or I die.
Song you would listen to: Hotel California and November Rain.

>Water gun

>Go to high school during finals week, burst into classes and ruin fucking everything

>Niggerz Bop

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Weapon:
>AR-15 and a Ruger Mark III
Plan: Shoot up bitches during an anti-drug meeting in the gym
Song you would listen to: Dance With The Wolves by Angerfist. Anyone who is not listening to Hardcore during a shooting is a pussy cuck.

>>689986100
>Shoot at helicopter until it goes down

>I'm an edgy teen that plays GTA

>>689986903
You can bring a heli down with a gun. Bullets can pierce through them easily

>>689986975
>Shoot up a school
>SWAT is there
>Being able to stand still long enough to kill the helicopter

My point is not that the bullets won't do the job, my point is that the average person cannot do the job, unless he is extremely lucky

>>689974874
>Weapon:america
>Plan:america
>Song you would listen to:america

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>>689974874
easy

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>>689974874
NICE TRY FBI

Anyone knows to properly pull off a school shooting, you need a few accomplices. Be Military trained, get three to four other disgruntled ex military men, load up on ammo with an Assault rifle of any kind and do a full sweep of the school with breaching tactics. Plan an escape route via vehicle in the back. Operate quickly to be in and out within 5 minutes. Don't get cocky. Police forces are always prepared to respond in force to a lone gunman, but shit, you have 5 or more in a squad doing the crime, and if they know their shit, people are fucked and that's a scary thought.

>>689975577
this
while listening to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XNVEaRzw8A

with a gun

>>689987188
But what about the bomb suit. Those mother fuckers are shit tons of layers of Kevlar plastic and other shit.

>>689987598
To add, if you take more then five minutes, maybe even 4, be prepared for a standoff. Not worth it unless you have the numbers to push back the police backup. Police will be easy enough to deal with, the trouble comes when SWAT gets there shortly after. Fortunately for whoevers planning something, their response time is slower then the first responding officers.

If I had a group of men.. lets say 5 armed with ar15's and 500 rounds of ammo. We practiced basic manuevers: Suppressing fire, and all that. Do you think we'd be able to out gun the swat team? Like what kind of tactic will they pull?

>>689988927
SWAT Is basically Military Police.
They will pull military maneuvers that wont risk hurting other civs

I would get a job in the cafeteria.
Every meal add a fuck ton of salt and butter.
Double portions.
Convince legislators to make it a requirement that kids eat breakfast at school.
Double up on sugar and butter, served with half & half instead of milk.
Become principle.
B& PE and after school programs that encourage physical activity.
Sit back and watch my victims die from high cholesterol, and diabetes.gif
Listening to:NWA Fuck da police
Weapon: Food

>>689974874
i like guns too much to use them to shoot up a school + it draws too much attention to me. So no guns.

Plan: dress up like maintenance, and work your way to a central location where most, if not all else you will need more equipment, of the air ducts meet. Then setup a timer rigged to canisters of an orderless, poisonous gas. Leave and wait for the news to tell you how well, or shitty, you did. Bonus points if you can stay off camera.

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just stopping by to say this thread is fucked

Drop nuke on school

>>689988927
500 rounds isn't enough any swat team will have support as well and they will outnumber you as least 5to1 they will surround and breach simultaneously where you don't expect if they can snipe you without risking hostages

Weapon: ion cannon
Plan: shoot school from space and rule earth with an iron fist + glass the middle east
Song: recordings of people crying and screaming

now if only i could get an ion cannon, the world would fear me!

>>689989187
as other anons have pointed out: wait till they are in auditorium, lock them in, and gas them then.

>>689990999
Trips doesn't lie.

>>689976951
How far do you think a bullet is going to travel if it starts off going slower than the speed of sound?

Wait intill the auditorium is full, lock the doors that let you in and out from the stage. Toss Molotov's at the 2 door ways so fire blocks people's way. Unlock door and start unloading on the masses trying to get away from the fire with some form of assault weapon.

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>>689991190