>>689971869
okay, who's gonna start us off?

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AMA

guy who's seen all the Game of Thrones girls naked, please regail us with more stories

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>>689971869
I'm the guy in the pic, and I fucked her that very night.

>>689972511
details??

>>689972557
timestamp your chin faggot

>>689972557
How much like bags of sand were those fake boobs?

I gave Pam Anderson hepatitis

>>689972557
how was that? you play with that nip ring?

>>689971869
So I have made out and fingered two Olympic gymnasts. Not very cool compared to the lies on this but actually truthful. One was Mckayla Maroney in London (Britfag) the other was an Australian girl at the world tumbling championships in Russia when I was on a school trip.
Please ask any questions for confirmation.

>>689972557
timestamp chin at similar angle

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Beth Littleford

Met in college and hooked up after a party. Never thought she would be famous because she wasn't that outgoing and she wasn't that attractive, though if she got with me that is pretty obvious.

>>689972761
idea good tho

>>689973042
did you get to see Mckayla naked or was this under clothes stuff?

>>689973042
heard maroney is a bitch. was she shaved?

>>689973042
are you also an olympic athlete? did you win any medals or anything? timestamp those if so.

>>689973042
And fuller stories on both obv.

>>689972751
It was last year at a party celebrating the ending of Jessie, I was sitting talking to a friend when a she walked up to my table and whispered in my ear: “Hey, can I talk to you for a sec?” I said "sure" so we move to the other side of the room then she said ''You look just like my ex-boyfriend. I miss him so much. Can I blow some steam off with you?''

Next thing I knew, we were in my car having one hell of a good fuck. Got her phone number and told her I would call her, When I called, the number it was no good. Never saw her again. Really weird if I must say so myself.

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Pic related.

But only a blow job and some light pussy fingering .

>>689973253
She was fully clothed. Well in a dress anyway.
>>689973275
She was shaved but not fully, like stubble on the mound I suppose
>>689973298
I am not but I have close family that are hence been at this party in London.

guy in last thread claimed to work in wardrobe on GoT and that he has seen most of the major actors on the show naked. Here are his claims:

>>689973525
I will answer questions but I'm on my phone in bed so can't be arsed

>>689973708
Maisie is totally gross. Has a hairy pussy that smells. Saggy tits with big aereolas

>>689972856
Yup. And the one in her clit, too.

>>689973693
you get her off?

>>689973977
whoa! what was it like (loop, bar, ect)

>>689974061
Mckayla? Like I remember her moaning but she didn't like cum or anything

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>>689972839
A lot. But they were quite fun to play with.

>>689973661
Greentext it

>>689974226
Bar.

>>689973945
Go on..

>>689973945
Sophie is clean shaven but has razer bumbs all over her snatch. dumb but nice. flat ass okay tits. Neither her or Maisie are shy about nudity

I saw Iggy in a mall last year and I got as close to her as I could and said "Iggy please sit on my face" and she turned around and winked at me. That's the closest I've ever been and ever will be

>>689974330
Yeah I fucked her mum.

>>689974526
>>689974531
Emilia keeps a bit of bush too. Natalie D and Nathalie E both are clean shaven. guy said that he thought Nathalie had the best bod and Maisie the worst, but he was also guy so couldn't make the best opinion

>>689974330
>>689974442
bush? What's she like in bed?

>>689974900
Not as good as her mum, she's a fucking animal, slightly retarded so she dribbles sometimes.

>>689974808
These GoT ones are fun

>>689974900
Little landing strip back then. And she is insatiable in the sack. She really loves to be on top.

>>689974323
How'd you bag McKayla?

>>689974654
What's her mom like?

Nah but here are some trips

>>689975117
loud? any kinks?

>>689975176
Fat, slightly retarded, but gives it her all.

I had sex with stefanie joosten 3 years ago in paris. And she had a very tight pussy. True story

>>689975329
My bad that was momma Boo boo, she hungry.

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>>689973661
>>689974348

Nothing special. We were high school friends and I went home with her after school one day. We were just hanging out in her room and started going at it.

I don't remember a lot of the details. We were making out and I was feeling her up. Eventually got her completely naked and was fingering her when she started taking my dick out and sucked it.

Used her jeans that were on the floor to bust into. She told me not to cum in her mouth.

Pic is the apartment building she lived in where it happened.

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Selena Gómez is my cousin from her father side. he left them si were not as close. Specially since she restarted her career outside Disney.

We used to bath together till almost 12 when she had already white pubes. Thats it.

She was like goth at 13 my sister still talks to her, we try to keep some distance to avoid being labelled as gold diggers.

>>689975058
sadly that's about it for details. Guy said he was gay as all hell, so he wasn't good at being descriptive

>>689973131
sincere congrats
Jelous

>>689975683
She needs a jog.

>>689973525
The thread is dead so I will write out more.
At an after party during the London olympics, walking around the athlete village with cousins who are athletes. It's reasonably early as it's still ongoing etc. Some sports have finished, gymnastics for one.
Go to get drinks and somehow end up with cousins and American gymnast team congratulating one another and actually buy a celebratory drink for underage Americans. Casually chatting and in awe of these unbelievably sexy young girls. Chatting turns into dancing and eventually pair up with Mckayla, hands on hips etc etc. Nearly kiss and she stops and takes my hand and we leave party and go to a quiet place to make out. Eventually gets more heated and will continue if wanted...

>>689975295
Fuck yeah she's loud. And as for kinks? Too many to mention. All I'm gonna say is that she LOVES to put clothespins on my nipples. Don't ask why......

>>689975355
story??

>>689975329
Good. Got her number?

>>689975132
Story posted here
>>689975790

>>689975713
Well he was in wardrobe

>>689975898
555-
763-
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>>689975611
bush? how old were y'all at the time?

>>689975790
Who was with her and who did she seem to be closest with?

And continue

>>689975775
like em chubs . she gets thin real quick but loves food so she's bouncing around her schedule or somehting

>>689975843
anal? where'd she take that jizz?

Lap dance from shyla styles. My first time at a strip club.

>>689976070
Shaved but with stubble.
We were both 16.

>>689976043
kek. dude can't appreciate how lucky he is

>>689972557
geez man, who hasn't fucked her?

>>689976237
There's chubs and dubs, dubs is too chubs.

>>689976046
Got it. Thanx

>>689976081
There was a serious crowd. Most of the gymnastic team and I assume what were coaches/hangers on. There was a guy I first assumed was her BF but obviously was not but they seemed close and she danced with him. The guy was hench so could have been another gymnast.

And well we kissed and pushed up against one another. I am about 6'3 and she is nowhere near so when I get hard it was obv and probably felt it against her stomach. I grabbed her hand and we walk around a couple of corners and found what I hope was a quiet spot. She had a dress on and my hands were all over her very hard ass. I reached round from the back with one hand to touch her pussy and see if she moved away which she did not so then I moved he same hand around to her legs and inside her legs.

>>689976653
no panties?

>>689976239
Fuck yes. And the strap on she used on my ass was huge.

Afterwards, she liked to take my cum in her mouth. Wouldn't swallow, though. She'd just spit it out and let it dribble down her chin.

>>689976653
How'd it feel to get a look at her when her nudes came out?

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>>689976274
I heard she likes to fuck her fans. Any truth to this?

>>689976653
It's such a shame that those rumored videos of her from the fappening didn't end up being true..

>>689976434
Justin Timberlake?

>>689976081
>>689976653
After a few minutes of teasing and kissing and me telling her my name for the fourth time or so. I eventually pulled my ass together and slipped my hands in her panties. She started moaning a little bit just from a little bit of rubbing on her clit and she started jacking me off, over my shorts sadly. We carried on a little bit longer and I tried putting my fingers in but she wasn't that wet and didn't really open her legs properly so I was a bit stuck. Suggested we go to her room and she said maybe later and after maybe five mins we went back to the party.

>>689976762
Obv she had panties on...
>>689976892
Nudes??? What??? This is the first I have heard of this! Not a regular on /b/. Please please post...

>>689971869

I fucked Bridgette Andersen.

She was the little girl from Savannah Smiles.

We were "dating" and she was using Heroin- I didn't know that.

She died and I found out later why she never returned my calls.

>>689977240
just google bud. I think the pics might be banned on here, copyright or something

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>>689977601
She claimed to be underage in them to get sites to take them down.

I wish authorities would have arrested and charged her with the making of child porn.

>>689977601
Done. Wow. Not as insanely hot as I had in my head...
Not sure how I feel about this.

>>689977872
As far as I'm aware she was underage when we had our interaction...

>>689977094
Was a worthwhile read. Thanks.

>>689978071
Your welcome. It's one of my main personal claims to fame

>>689977094

I bet your finger smelled like a mix between shit and tuna.

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Had a threeway with these two chicks.

I fucked one of the nurse extras from the old All Saints tv show in australia.

She was a recovering junkie who had to take special medications every day to stop her from craving drugs. I think she had hep c too.

Her life was a train wreck and no one would hire her anymore.

Also was fucked in the head (hence why i dumped her after 2 weeks). Wanted me to be more like a father figure to her kids (we had only been dating 2 weeks)

cnt find a pic of her anywhere but just imagine a pretty looking blonde wth short-ish hair

>>689978238
It literally barely smelled at all from what I can remember. And of course I smelt it!

>>689978398
sure thing buddy. Lotsa neat stuff happens to me when I dream too

>>689978398
Yeah no.

>>689978533
>>689978557
Well duh...... That's all this thread is, people making stuff up.

>>689978398
I completely see the ho in Kaley Cuoco

guy in the last thread had a story about Lady Gaga getting fingered in a nightclub. anybody have anything on gaga?

>>689976315
why didnt you stay with her.

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>>689978794
I think if I actually had the choice between the two of them, I'd go for Melissa. I bet she's a little freak between the sheets.

>>689975611
Which floor did she live on?

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Yah Lili, we dated at 16-17. She is a very charming girl, best cocksucker I've ever had but maybe thats just Cuz I missed her when we broke up and she went on to have a successful career...or well semi successfull.

She also likes anal, or did at the time, haven't spoken to her since

I fucked a really hot pale redhead chivette and fooled around with her a few times.

>>689979620
noice. bush?

>>689979103
Nope. That was the last time we did anything. We were never really dating to begin with, just sort of acting like we were sometimes.

She kind of started icing me not long after that and we just hang out less and less.

>>689979620
Nice cleavage.

>>689979746
At the time the V shaped bush was popular, if she felt like honoring me like on bday or so, she would make a line, that was kinda my thing back then.

In full honesty the deepedt regret I have is that she liked anal do much and I didnt as much at the time and now all porn I watch is Anal, should've fucked her ass more at the time

>>689971869
>Have you ever fucked a celeb

Pronstars count?
Pronstars count!

Mika Tan when she worked at The Bunny Ranch.

1 hr party half n half (blow n fuck) while one of her movies played on the TV in teh room.

Asked about ass, but anal was out of my price range.

>>689980047
any other kinks?

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>ITT: Shit that never happened

>>689980182
Bondage, rimjobs(both on me and her), bj suffocation, spanking and a very very minor golden shower one, peed on her once when I was drunk, kinda felt bad for her so didnt want to do it again. She wanted to try on me, I was interested but we never got around doing it

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ITT: Fake stories

>>689980493
how was her butthole?

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>>689971869
good friends with a dude who fucked an olympian
>gif related

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>>689980416
Yup. But having said that, I once had sex with Kelly Ripa backstage at the Emmys one time....

>>689973131
who tha fuck is that?

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Got a footjob from Mariska Hargitay of Law & Order fame.

> be 23 first job out of college working lighting on shitty 90's girlpower sitcom "Can't Hurry Love"
> staff party with drinking
> she drank too much and needed a ride home
> she invites me in to see the redecorations she had done
> sit on couch talking and I'm wondering where this is going.... I can't make a move cuz scared and could get fired for offending star and could be embarrassed at work
> She's flirty and she puts her feet in my lap
> I'm into it, not a foot guy, but she is smiling and tells me to take it out
> she jerks me off with her feet and thanks me for the ride home and giggles
> I come pretty quick cuz 23, foot fucking a semi-famous star and was nervous

We hugged at the door and she acted a little weird around me at work thereafer.

>>689980718
Is that Eve Muirhead?

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Nicole Kidman was a fucking whore of biblical proportions when I was a teenager. She was a very unattractive curly redhead with freckles that was making her way through the film industry for reasons nobody could explain at the time. Later we realized she was fucking her way to the top. There was one occasion where she was playing a female lead in a movie about students at a school ("Flirting" - 1991) and she earned the nickname "The Village Bike" (because everyone had had a ride). This nickname was doubly funny when Tom Cruise later married her because he was known in Hollywood as a collector of bikes.

My [insert relative] was shooting a series called "5 Mile Creek" back in 1985 and Nicole was acting like a fucking diva on the set. But at night she was fucking as many of the younger male cast members (and extras) as she could get her legs around.

I saw her giving blowjobs to three different guys on location. Once on the set when everyone was on break. She didn't care what anyone thought and it was as if she'd just discovered sex and had something to prove.

Since then, we always called her The Bike (aka The Village Bike). I imagine her to be something of a plague monkey these days.

Around 2001, we were both working on Moulin Rouge together under director/producer Baz Lurhman. On the backlot at Fox Studios (Sydney), at the end of a massive crowd scene, Baz (who was coked up) called for champagne and had the set doors locked from the inside. The male dancers on the set and Baz and Nicole stripped off and fucked around for almost two hours. Which was uncomfortable to watch because he'd forgotten about the stage crew up in the rafters. I was up there socializing when it happened. In all those years, she was still slutty as hell. Pretty sure she'd had some of Bazs coke as well but up until that point most of us had assumed that the male dancers were gay. Nope. And I regret that studio rules prevented private cameras being brought onto the set.

>>689980717
Tasted like heaven, felt so crazy and wrong I loved to give her a rimjob, not much on getting it myself but she didnt really ask my permission

>>689980718
What's your name??

>>689980788
story plz

Lake Bell and Cameron Diaz are in my town to shoot an independent film, and I got an in with them for a job as a production assistant and chauffeur.
My first night on the job was to take them to a party and back to where they were staying, so we went o the party, mingled a bit, chatted with Lake quite a bit, and when I took them back to their rental home on the beach, Lake asked me if I'd hangout with her for a bit and smoke some pot. I obliged and
?????
Finger blasting and a bj ensued.
She said she'd sue me penniless if I took a picture.

>>689980900
ding ding ding

>>689981009
>anon

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>>689980913

k

>>689981010
Can't. I am sworn to secrecy until she dies. Only then will I share my story.

>>689971869
best friend used to date a famous youtuber, im talking million + subs. anyways, he has a shit ton of them fucking. ive seem plenty of it. she is fucking hot. shes one of those makeup/fitness/lifestyle bullshit youtubers so shes obviously fucking hot. they broke up now but i still see her from time to time, im a friend of her brother.

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had a fourway with marylin monroe, madonna and jennifer lawrence after the oscars once a few years ago.

It was pretty ok I guess, would do it again if opportunity came up.

>>689981220
She's a cutie. She should go into modelling after her curling career is over.

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>>689981477
story?

>>689981477
I bet Monroe was a little dry down there.....

The only 3 of you that I believe . . .

>>689973131
>>689977326
>>689980832

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Captain Janks from the howard stern show. He blew me and begged me to fuck him. never did, still texts me sometimes and i never answer

im a guy

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>>689981561
>be me at oscars after party
>see jlaw, monroe and madonna
>chat them up
>go upstairs
>fuck them all
>say goodbye and go home

>>689981456
Who is it nigger

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>>689981666
checked
and yeah she was a bit dry and dusty

>>689981140
how were her sucking abbilities? you see her naked?

>>689980913
so during rouge you saw her fucking people? how was she lookin back then?

>>689982001
Did you eat her out? Or was she already eaten out?

>>689981009
shitface cockmaster

>>689982625
Nice to meet you. My name is Pearly Penile Papules. Wanna hang out sometime?

>>689982065
Honestly, not as good as the chubby(5'6" 160lbs) chick I'm fucking now. Yeah she changed into a tshirt and panties when we got there and I removed it during the canoodling. She honestly has a gorgeous body and her pussy isn't too meaty, and just a little furry strip on top.

got a lap dance from nadia nitro

>>689982813
Sure! Im glad you spoke up, I was about to ask if anyones name was Pearly Penile Papules! Can I bring my friend Plentyo Fourskin?

>>689983239
Did you cum in your pants?

>>689983292
Sure. Let's have a party.

>>689983461
fantaskic! I'll bring the lemons. What you bringing?

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ron jeremy fucked me once

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Continued.... These days, Nicole has a reputation to protect and earns more money that the public would believe. She has a body-double that flies between locations ahead of her. This girl looks the same as Kidman in many ways... her hair is dyed the same tones and her skin is just as pale. She'll fly in to a city, arrive at the studio, allow the director to light her up and make adjustments to the camera and lighting... before the real Nicole Kidman flies in the following day and this cuts down on all the fussing about on stage.

Now Nicole has a sister called Antonia. And Antonia was always in the media too although they do look a little different to one another. Antonia has a slightly more rounded head and peaky jaw. But the two of them show up together on social and family events.

Antonia is quite different to Nicole... she's more reserved and less flirtatious. But wherever Antonia goes, Nicole is sure to follow.

There was a family event I got invited to in Sydney around 2007 and both Kidman sisters were there. Later in the evening we were all out on the patio drinking wine and Nicole came in and stood next to her sister giggling and sipping champagne. Her sister said "what's that smell? I know that smell...?!" They leaned in close to one another and then they both squealed and Nicole went back inside. Apparently she'd just fucked some guy without a condom and Antonia could smell the fresh cum. I was thinking to myself... how could she smell that from where it was.. but nope... it was cum that was still in Nicole's hair. She thought she's wiped it all off but hadn't.

That's pretty much all I have on Nicole. Tom Cruise is certainly bisexual - just in case anyone was wondering but he sleeps with his personal assistant and not other random others.

One of my workmates fucked Natalie Portman when she was filming Ep2 of Star Wars and then took her to a concert near the studio. He was getting high-fives from us for months afterwards.

>>689983601
Beer. And a little weed.

Kinda, once I touch the boobs of a kinda e-celeb of my country while she was sleeping, also put my dick on her lips.

I fucked Gillian Anderson in 1996. Met her at a bar, tried not to seem like a fanboy faggot all night and in the end all it took was telling her I had two 8 balls in my hotel room.

>>689983640
Ouch! That must have hurt.

>>689983708
how do you feel about lobsters? really just their shells

>>689984042
Not a big fan of shellfish tbh. How about some steak and pork instead?

>>689984274
i was thinking you could put the lobster tail on your dick like a condom and fuck me in the ass. I'll hold onto the claws and reach back and pinch your balls. We can eat the pork and steak after.

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>>689984850
Oh. In that case, yes. I am down for that.

We'll have to bring some chicks as well. I'm gonna ask her to come. Who you gonna ask?

>>689983770
how was she in bed? fire crotch?

>>689983640
/thread

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>>689971869
>continued from >>689951477
l2link to archives
http://thebarchive.com/b/thread/689951477