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Will you be saved?
Dexter Morgan.
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Vanna White
I think I'm safe
some Escape to the Country host
don't have high hopes
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Fucking Earl Hickey
Michel Scott, I'm practically dead
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Gordon Ramsay.
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columbo will save me
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Homer Simpson.... I'm fucked
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Please stop with those facebook memes
Ruxin from The League. This is not gonna go well.
Patrick star
Dead. But his mild East European accent gives me comfort in my mind.
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I haven't watched tv in a while but as far as I'm concerned, it would be Bob and his Family from Bobs Burger
john snow so i might be ok
>Walt Longmire
I feel pretty confident in my chances
I'll be fine.
>Oliver Queen
Well, he'll fuck every woman I know on the way, but I'll be saved.
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Michael Scofield
I think he can get the job done
how fucked am I?
>>689966890
I have a feeling you'll get shot in the process haha.
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>Sherlock Holmes
I think my chances are pretty good
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Easy Company. I think I'm good
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Charlie Day
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Chumlee from Pawn Stars. I'm screwed.
>22
>still watching Drake And Josh
This was my first mistake.
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Olivia Pope....
Dwight Schrute
Fact - I will be rescued.
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I just watched criminal minds, so the FBI BAU is coming for me... I hope
my nigga dean winchester
Yeah...
>>689967227
You're saved already
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>The norwegian prime minister
I think I'll be fine
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Archer
guts from berserk
im pretty okay with this
>>689967806
you're fucked, but it will be hilarious
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This can go either way. Allison Dubois from medium.
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archer
John Reese. I'm fine.
He will save me.
I think it's a tossup.
Holy Shit I'm saved thanks Donald Trump
Fox Mulder, I think I'm good
>>689967925
i mean ill be saved but ill end up shot or something
Richard Ramirez. Fuck.
>>689967931
Well he can't save both of us. It's 50/50, man...
>>689967872
They will cut your dick off, peel off your face and rip off your tongue.
But don't worry, he will cry for you, and then take revenge.
Sandor "Chicken-Eater" Clegane.
>>689966255
Ahaha, good luck mate. You're getting added on the list.
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>Michel Scott
he usually solves homocides though.
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Maxwell Klinger. I'm toast.
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Eric from True Blood
badass
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this faggot, well, at least he bringme wine
Cullen bohanon
Ha im fucking saved. Literally nothing could stop him
>>689966307
FUCKING YES - We'll be screwed together :D
David Tennant, so I think I'll be okay
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Grandpa Rick
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Lel
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pat syjack awww fuck
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Fuuuuuuuuck... Maybe he'll accidentally pull it off?
Dean winchester. Im saved
Sponge Bob
I think I will be okay
Hmm, John Sheridan, he'll bring a fleet of starships with troops on board, my kidnappers are quite fucked.
Yui Hirasawa from K-On!
>I'm fucked
>I'll never watch anime again
This thing from my 600lb life.
I think i'm pretty ok...
Pablo Escobar. If I don't get saved at least I will be avenged.
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http://img1.it-movies.com/Archer_05x01.jpg
Archer
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Dexter Morgan rescues me so no problem
>>689965958
Oh shit nigger me too.
Thanks to my kid, i'm being saved by Robin from TTGO.
I think i'd rather die.
Peter Griffin, kinda fucked
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Liam Neeson in Taken 2, im fucking saved.
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Lelouch from Code Geass... I feel pretty good about it.
Could go either way.
FBI agents Mulder and Scully. I should be safe.
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Well... I guess I'm in decently good hands. Even if it is Shillary.
>>689968895
Looks like you are getting out of there alive.
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Frank Underwood
>ImOkWithThis
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Just watched an ep of Preacher so reckon I'd be ok
Adam from Workaholics
Shit
Toad
Joffrey
>>689968978
oh shit same
>>689966354
Kek, same here
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Oh great Gordan Ramsey is coming to save me. Even IF he succeeds he's probably just gonna tell me how bad I was at being a hostage :/
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Rick sanchez, earth dimension c137
>>689968246
hell ya you will!
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im fucking good
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I think I'll be a'okay
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Pretty sure I will be saved.
pic related
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Archer.
So, maybe not.
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graham norton, aww im fuckered innit?
>>689969330
Blue Bloods is good.
When I didn't have cable or internet I watch a crap ton of it and Criminal Minds.
Sad it took having no internet or cable for me to discover it.
I'm good
As good as fucking saved.
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>Dana Scully
YES
E
S
I'm gonna swoon for that poon.
fucking naruto
God dammit.
Ronaldo Fenomeno
oh fuck
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Well I'm buggered,
On the up side.
They'll find my corpse, determine how I died and probably re-enact it with raksha.
>>689969714
Good Luck
Shit.
Alex Trebek will confuse them with trivia, as he sneaks away with me.
>>689968221
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8K1m6SCRz4
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think i'm good
Heisenberg
Well Lain is sortof a god, so I feel pretty good about this.
Fairly certain that I'll die in the inevitable Crossfire.
The BAU team from Criminal Minds. It could go either way, but I'll probably die
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DJ Qualls
David Lister. I'm smegged.
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Dr. Hank from Royal Pains, I'm fucked.
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Peter Griffin, it will probably work out in the end because lazy writing
>>689969867
Nah, you're good.
They've rescued hostages before.
I think I might make it.
The mythbusters. I'm Gucci, boi
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guy fieri....for fuck sake
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Raymond reddington. I think I'm gonna make it
one punch man
Yeah i'll be ok
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Our metropole's news anchor.
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Gina from George Lopez. Fuck
Guess I'm good
Hope Lana will be there too :^)
I saw the dude from Breaking The magician's Code...
I'm fucked aren't I?
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I'm fucking fine.
>>689969999
Holy shit, why can't I roll this in get threads?
>>689969771
Then retire to the local pub for ciders/ale
Assuming movies count, Megatron, so these guys are fucked
Fucking Super Hans.
Could go either way.
Bob Ross, I got this.
>>689970533
>gets dubs to further compound misery.
>not in a get thread
>>689970646
No, stupid. Megatron isn't going to save you.
He dies in every movie.
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Archie Bunker ._.
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Rick and Morty aint gonna help me but they will watch me get raped and killed
>>689970739
Yeah, he was a bad ass one time killer
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>>689970763
Godfuckingdammit
Not sure about this, Dave.
>>689970799
If it's against a bunch of meatbags I reckon he'd be fine.
>>689969590
yeah ive been binge watching it, Danny is a badass
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Kek
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Dwight Schrute. I have faith.
>>689968213
Nigga this fucker is the kidnapper
Rainbowdash imma get rescued
watching iZombie right now, so the qt 3.14 main character would be tracking me, she's kind of a detective so I think I would be ok
No TV, I'm Amish
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The man with no name is coming to save me...
I'll be fine
I think I'm pretty good...?
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I'm screwed. Anderson Cooper is coming to my rescue.
>>689971367
You have to wish him back 1st
Oh, I'm good.
>>689971367
Not if Superman kidnapped you.
>>689971246
you post on /b/ via carrier pigeon?
Well I'm watching deadpool right now but if we're talking about before its shrek
>>689970834
When was the last time you turned on a television?
Catdog
fucking hell aria stark!
Walt Longmire.
I'll probably die; but he'll bring murderer to justice.
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>Bill O'reilly
yeah, I'd probably would
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Hercules
I'm ok with this
>>689971475
Goddam dude, he's alive for me currently so idk what that counts for. I'm in the midst of the kid buu fight, I started a few months back from the first episode of dragon ball, then moved on to dbz. Afterwards I'll prolly watch db super, but I heard it's not good so idk.
Felicia Day and her brother
Methinks I'm fucked.
>>689971555
Checked. But fuck off, this discussion is not happening.
Gordon Ramsay... I might just be okay...
I'm safe.
>>689971930
XD There is no discussion.
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Jim Gordon, good enough
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Barney Fife is going to save me from the Mooslim terroristas.
Law and Order SVU
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Cullen Bohannon so i should be alright
>>689971573
Either way you're gonna live.
Sarah Linden from The Killing, Im most likely dead before she finds me
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Watching master chef yesterday?
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Amos from The Expanse series.
I think shit will be cash, not for my kidnappers though.
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He'll bring the dog (from the wanted guy episode where the crook gets andy + barney trapped and the dog saves them)
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voltron motherfucker!
John Oliver
F
Crooked Hillary. I got 13 hours left.
Robert Lewandoski
Documentaries or bust.
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>just got done watching old batman cartoons
i think im good
Nicholas Cage...better than expected
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McGuyver
One of the football (not handegg) players visible on the screen on some cafe I walked by today. I don't watch tv (and definitely not football).
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Nikita.
I'll likely be rescued but with complications
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Cptn.Jack Sparrow
Red forman is gonna shove his foot up up their asses.
i'll be fine
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Oliver Kahn. Well he used to save his 10 teammates a whole fuckin lot of times, let's see if he manages this.
Anthony Bourdain, ill be saved, but he will bitch and moan about doing it the whole time so fuck
All-Might from boku no hero academia.
Ill be ok if the fight doesnt drag on.
I actually don't know if I'll be safe or not. :(
Fucking baby thrall from Warcraft.
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Judge Judy
Well shit.
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Scary Terry from Rick and Morty
No, not at all.
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Some random journalist on a politics show.. Motherfucker's old as farts, although mildly influential... I guess I'm a goner
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The High commander... I'm Fucked
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im good fam
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Abed from community
>>689973904
wow i actually don't know either. that's a tough one
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The zohan
Daredevil
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Hannibal Lecter
>>689974954
just don't get rescued. if he shows up, just tell him to go home
some cunt failing at eating pasta im screwed
Michael Weston from Burn Notice.
I'll be fine.
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The Avengers, so I think I'm good.
Cullen Bohannon from Hell On Wheels. I'm good.
Chandler Bing
>The mystery mousekatool is a flyswatter.
I'm fucked.
lol roger smith
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Meatwad. God am I fucked.
>>689971945
And he'd insult you while doing it.
the Jennings from the Americans
so im safe
>>689976437
Nah, Frylock will save you and meatwad
Shieeeeet
Maybe he pull it off??
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>Stan Smith
>works for CIA
I'm saved
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Kenny. I'm saved
>>689976437
You and me both bitch.
It's either Bill O'Reilly or Archie Bunker
>>689965358
It could be worse... maybe?
Tim Riggins. I'm good
Fucking Truman
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I'm fine
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>>689969341
Same. We're playing on easy mode.
>>689974805
Ditto
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Oh fuck
I don't think I'll be rescued in one piece.
But they've got a 93% surgery success rate so I'm okay with a couple stray bullets.
Dean,Sam n Cas.
BIIIIIITCHEEESSSSSSSS
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Filthy frank
>I'm fucked
Rick, from Rick and Morty. Thank god it's not Morty.
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