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It didn't work out

> download tinder
> get 3 matches after 1 week
> none of them reply to my message
> uninstall

I'll bump. I have several stories.

>>689956609
I talk with the bots too sometimes.

>>689956724
/thread

>Meet Asian chick
>Long story short we set up a time to meet and fuck
>10 minutes into sex I snap my banjo
>Go home with a bloody dick

No. I'm too ugly.

Tomorrow I'll go on a date with a Chinese girl I've dated a few times. We did kiss before, so we'll see what happens. Met her on tinder like 3 weeks ago

>>689956724
fucking this

>>689956490
So Tinder is just for casual sex, as I understand it, or is it more like dating?

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Fucked her after meeting her on Tinder

met girl on tinder, was with her for 9 months it was amazing. We broke up for a week or so and she was distraught and went on a coke n alcohol fueled binge and fucked some guy without my knowledge then pleaded for us to get back together so I did, a week later I've got herpes

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>be me
>see hottie with modeling pics on tinder
>gotta be fake
>mutual like
>she's not a bot
>we date for 6 months
>tight little body, lots of sex and drugs
>learn she used to have a sugar daddy
>basically a whore
>didn't care, had sex
>she moved away for school
>she wanted to do long distance
>told her to kick rocks

>>689957323
Also, I'm only attracted to Asians. Hard to get matches in tinder but thankfully there is a superlike nowadays. I use it on every Asian girl I see and I'm satisfied with 1 match a week. I'm not desperate so it's easy to meet up after talking for a while

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>>689956490
> Had about 90 matches on tinder
> fucked a couple but found one I was happy to be with.
> Still dating her 9 months in.

>>689957707
>told her to kick rocks
LMAO

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Great app to be a fuckboy on, not even being sarcastic
4 days on there and got 100+ matches, I know there'd at least be SOMEONE down to fuck no strings attached on there
Tinder draws desperate men as well as desperate women, it's simple logic really

>>689956609
I mean that is a good way to see if someone is a bot I guess

>get tinder
>do some matches
>accidently click "heart" on a fat girl
>she matched with me
>fml
>She writes to me hey whats up anon i see we got many similarities
>Sorry grill i didnt mean to push the like button
>she adds me on facebook and writes me messages over messages
>cant accept i dont want to talk to her anymore
>she wants to date
>okletsdothis
>pick her up, we go to a diner
>order some fucking jumbo giga burger
>tell her i forgot my wallet in my car
>drive home without going in and paying
>feelsgoodman

>>689958282
that's fucked up mang

>>689956490
Met a girl on Tindr. We went on a couple dates then started dating. Moved in after 5 months. Been together year and a half. Probably going to propose before the end of the year. She's amazing and I love her.
Plus the sex is great.

I've had 6 dates on tinder and had sex with 3 of them. I'm gonna summarize my experiences:
>the first one was a crazy dutch
>we didnt meet again
>the second girl was boring but good at sex
>dated her for a few months
>dumped her eventually
>the last girl was a 9/10 muslim girl
>became my girlfriend for some months until she had to move to another place
;_;

>>689958282
Kek

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>>689956609
<fml
when the only ones that reply to me and talk to me are the bots.

fucked a 16 yr old from tinder lol. too bad that tinder is blocking all underage.

Got 450 matches, not met up with a single one of them

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>>689959151
ya i was talking to a 17 year old, im 23 and she was proubly down to fuck but i pussied out like a fagot. did she get clingy ounce u fucked her, thats what i was afraid of.

>>689959635
ya the gay guys are pretty aggressive on tinder.

>>689958521
Did she move to Syria???

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>>689956490
Redoing my profile pic related. Its normie as fuck but thats kinda the point. What do you guys think, is it alright or is it too much? I had a short 2 sentenced flirty bio but idk

>>689960376
Nope. To Morocco.

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Happened to me a month or so ago.

>Be me on tinder, new matches nothing great.
>Talk to some 5/10 cause horny
>MFW she's dtf right away
>Meet her, fat but don't care she wants the.jpg
>Drive around cause can't bang her at her friends house.
>Park up and bitch has more bush that Australia
>MFW I still fucked her in the back of my car
>MFW I didn't even nut cause she was too gross

>>689960407
wow kek, u really go all in on the bio, all i do is "23 male 6,4 looking to hang out and do whatever".

>>689960407
Holy shit just kill yourself faggot that is so cringe

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Any tip with the pics?

>>689960759
use the piano one as ur main pic, u look fucking majestic.

>>689960759
Dump that second pic and try to get one with you and a grill

>>689960407
>>689960651
>>689960671
I actually liked it, seriously i thought it was cute and kinda funny - 5/10 femanon.

Seriously tho i liked it

>>689960977
Tits or gtfo, cunt

>>689960889
>>689960899
Thanks, will do.

>>689957679
anybody else fucked her?

>>689961194
nope.

>>689956490

Tender Tinder Faggot checking in (figured I should just out myself): I have had like 4 conversations with girls that say that same thing.

Yes, I must be utterly stupid, but I finally got it when the 4th one said the same thing as the other three.

Fuck. Is NOTHING in this world not full of Trolls and Bots??

Back to my fleshlight...

>>689960571
where exactly in morocco

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>>689960065

Read it and weep bitch

> Meet girl. I wanted sex
> Get blowjob second date
> wants me to fuck her third date, she's virgin. Pussy too tight, doesn't fit. She let's me stick it in her ass.
> 18 months later still with her. I like her.

>>689960759
Stop looking like a depressed fuck

>>689961541
The north. Why?

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What do you guys think?
Pretty sure it's shit, but never thought people actually get to fucking meet people on there.

>>689960407
i think this is hillarious and will def work on the right girls. Only maximum autisms will find this cringy

>>689960571
Yo I go to Morocco almost every summer, I could search her for a couple of thousands TOPKEK

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>>689961896
I get it because you're black

>>689961597
I know. My pics suck though I'm actually the opposite to depressed.

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>>689960671
>>689960651
Thanks, fuck it ill change it. I got the fucking idea from one of those tinder tips website. Im fucking changing it asap before i lose anymore pussy.

Also pic relafor, some black girl i accidently super liked. Should i go for it?

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>be me
>23 male
>in bed
>3 in the morning
>matched with really cute girl pic related only 5 kil away.
>havent jerked off in 5 days
>super fucking honry
>we start chating
>have her pic open in the chat
>grab my dick while talking to her
>start jerking off
>she wants to meet up or hang out
>i cum
>fucking nail the back of my phone with jeez.
>no longer feel attracted to her, or want to meet up.
>throw phone onto pile of clothes on the ground.
>go to bed
>never talked to her gain.

>>689961931
Her cousins are fucking top notch, you may have one of them.

>>689961544
congratulations.

>send smile face
>she sends kirby dance
>finish kirby dance
>annon i bet thats what you look like getting a bj
>yes
>want me to suck you off?
>yes
>but annon im fat
>its ok
>get number
>text her dick pic
>tells me she wants to suck it
>give her my address
>comes over
>gives me amazing bj swallows
>never talk to her again

>>689961996
Actually an island tropical beaner, but black works too, I guess.

>>689960642
Hahahaha get checked for std's cuh

>>689956490
Me and my friend(5'8 160lbs) visited my brother(6'1 270lbs) in murica for a couple of weeks, we're from norway.
My friend helped out as a chef at my brothers restaurant.
>Friend finds a match
>She and her family randomly eat at restaurant
>She asks for the norwegian chef
>My brother shows up
>Friend was back in kitchen without knowing
>She freaked out and left

Removed him on tinder before he got to explain

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i just swipe left on everybody, hate all the bimbos my age

want a mommy instead :/

>>689961782
i expected you to say north , i thinking about someone i met similiar but it's morocco , everyone comes and go , can you give a pic

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>>689956490
I'm not particularly good looking, I'm chubby and balding, but since I play in bands and dress well, I can trick girls into thinking I'm attractive. I've gotten quite a few lays off it and even a relationship once. All this along with 1500+ matches.

AMA

>>689962596
Basics of the basics of your work.

>>689962044
No

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>>689960642
>more bush than australia

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I was in the last thread, I'll post my profile if anyone's interested. I slept with 4 girls this week, have a new girl coming over to my place tonight.

>>689961544
dude, i matched with that nikki chick too, lmao.

i never messaged her bc by the time i saw it, she was like 2000 miles away or some shit.

guess she was only here for a vacation, oh well..

>>689961926
>>689960977
Great, idk whether or not you're being honest or if you're fucking with me. Wtf

>>689962596
hahahaha this beta right swiping every fat single mom on tinder. "But they were dimes tho"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJiECZhUdmA

>connect Tinder to Facebook
>all the meme pages show up on your interests
basically the reason I don't use Tinder

>>689961896
Tay Zonday-ass looking muthafucka...

>match girl, I Text her : " can I use your printer ? I really need to"
>end up texting a lot
>turns out she is super crazy
>claims she had an car accident & lost most memories of the past year
> she is 18 by the way, I am 20
> first five minutes we are talking in phone , the tells me about her Ex boyfriend fucking her heavy & she started bleeding for no reason
>allways giggling cute while she does this
> she is anoying the shit out of me , telling me she wants too meet up & shit
>Finally I do

Cont..

>>689962875
Post profile. I'm curious abut the pics you picked.

>>689962875
Ayee not bad fag. How did you do it?

>be me
>found some matches on tinder
>start talking to this one girl but she lives far away
> we like the same movies, animes and music
> we talk every day for a 3 month straight
> finally admit to her that i like her and wanna meet her. But i got rejected
>we stopped talking but kept each other on facebook.
>3 years later
>going to a new school in a city far away
>enter school to meet my new class
>she's in my fucking class
>MFW
>and now we are friends
>never go on tinder kids

>>689961544
>>689962596
>when u pay for tinder plus and always swipe right, fucking kek

>>689962699
Most basic rule ever: swipe right on everything. If you match a fatty and she messages you or something, just delete. I've probably got hundreds of matches that I unmatched cause they were gross. The time it takes to read over someones profile could be better spend just slamming that green heart.

Go through and read the profiles and decide if you're interested after you match, not before.

>>689963360
More like "never be a cucked faggot"

Or

"Never be 12 kids"

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>>689963224
By pretending to be a gentleman, my profile is mostly bullshit btw

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>>689963501
> Six feet
No wonder you got pussy falling out of your pockets.

>>689963485
Fair enough. The problem is she's flirting with me but has a boyfriend. What do?

>>689963501
>6 feet
I love it. Excellent work senpai.

>>689963485
I'd be 12 kids if I could. I mean 12x the shitposting.

>>689961544
How to teach us senpai

>>689956490
>Dump GF
>Install Tinder
>3 matches in 2 months
>1 response
she is fun, but a bit dork. Also good looking and a bit chubby.

My opening line was
>What is your favorite pokemon
her answer was
>I do not watch pokemon
And I started making fun of her of not having a nice childhood since she didn´t saw pokemon.
I´m 30, she´s 24, 3 dates so far, no kiss... I feel kind of miserable.

>>689963699
I added that part later because I realized how much every girl is obsessed about height. I think I'm actually 5'11 btw, not even sure, it's just 6 feet sounds like a bigger achievement

>>689963501
Thanks. Nice profile I guess.

>>689963501
See, this is genius.

Every fucking girl's profile i see is always riddled with "let's go on an adventure" "I love adventures!" "let's do something outside" "let's travel" or "I just love the outdoors".

Shit's fucking annoying, but I'm sure a lot of chicks would swipe right for that nonsense.

I honestly fucking hate the outdoors, and just don't have the energy to lie about it.

Fuck adventures, where are the chicks who say "let's play video games and eat take out"? that's what I fucking need.

>>689963409
Hey man, tinder plus was great on tour. I'd start in on the next city before we got there. If you can afford it, its a pretty good tool.

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>match with 8/10
>ask her if she wants to meet up
>says yes
>stops talking to me

>>689956609
I had a girl send me these messages. I thought she was the one, only for me to find out she was a bot. How unfortunate.

>>689963991
I get tons of first messages, always the same: "hey batman :)"
"I'm so down for sushi! :)"
"Climb any good trees recently?"
My profile just has a lot of hooks to pull in interest

>>689963129
Not all tens, not even close. But once again, you can filter after you've matched, saves way more time.

>>689964334
It also helps that you're attractive; don't forget that part

>be freshly 21 working at bar, tinder while drunk
>match chubby chick because tinder
>talk for a minute before I realize she is practically oozing spaghetti
>alrighto guess i'll pull my pud to this
>sends vids of herself fucking hairbrush
>finally sends still pic with brush in vagoo
>hair still in brush
>finish and never talk to her again


still got them pics if anyone wants em

>>689963204
>She acts super shy & has braces, is like 1,55m tall( fuck u, amerifags) , basicly looks like 16 year old
>thisismyweakness.jpg
>We meet a few times, I fuck her as she really begs me to do it
>big dig diggin in smallz girlz
> She is screaming like hell, cums in less than 5 minutes just because of penetration( never experienced that before)
>this goes well for a few times, than the crazy bitch comes through

Cont

>>689960407
I liked it m8.

>>689962044
Nope

>>689962044

Ofc not, shes fucking ugly. Why would you even consider. Is she rich?

>>689964455

show

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>make fake facebook account
>go on tinder
>10 matchs 2 single moms
>hit up everyone
>horny, see girls posting nudes
>decide to post dick pics
>get banned from tinder
Where the fuck is the double standard fuck tinder.

>>689962174
fuggin ace

>>689962174
I always jerk it before i make a dicision. If you dont want it after, dont do it. Just your dick telling you to do dumb shit.

>>689962174
goddamn, you fuckers are spineless. i hope a bus hits you tomorrow.

>>689962875
your name is Chad or David.

>>689956490
Almost had a 4-some last week. Got 3 girls to met me at a place and i pretended i didnt expect them to all to come and lied saying i invited all 3 of them because i thought they'd all bail. It was a rough introduction but i talked them all into just staying since we were all already there. I was fucking micro managing them and they were all down but what fucked it up was i acted too cocky, i was nice and polite in the beginning but i just felt cocky when i realized this is actually happening and it was going down.

1 girls kinda addressed my additive politely but i blew her off and was basically in faggot player mode so she just left. When she left the other girl left and the last girl just silently said she had to go. Fucking could've had a 4 some but i fucked it up like a faggot.

>>689963501
so this is what a hipster douche faggot looks like in its environment. interesting.

>>689962474
same here!

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> match with a few 7s,8s
> ask if they want it my place or theirs
> they all say they want to come over
> they use wink emojis
> Im thinking they know what I mean with "u want it my place or yours"
> I mention sex to be sure
> they don't want just sex
> Mfw

Used tinder twice, once when I was in Korea and once when I was visiting Sweden. Korean girls are really slutty and Swedish girls look perfect for some profiles I couldn't actually grasp what they were doing on tinder.

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>>689958282
kekd

>>689961896
Ycyl

>>689965167
well u have to feed the animals

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>>689956724
fucking kek

>>689956724
At least you got a match. I've had it for 2 weeks and haven't gotten 1

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Any suggestions for what to put in the bio? Im too uninteresting to be able to right anything legit in there.

>>689960407
you're good to go anon, have fun

Can pls somebody tell me if tinder actually show all you pictures in your fb account?? fuckkkk

>>689956490
>be me
>be on tinder for about 2 weeks without a match
>finally get a match
>fuckingfinally.jpg
>she's a solid 4/10 but beggars can't be choosers
>send her something like "hey, hows it going?"
>"sorry i accidentally swiped right"
>she unmatches

>>689965442
Just redo everything, you are freindzone status

>>689965442
My parents hate me

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>>689964660

Another story
>be on tinder, chick with no bio
>fuck it, I swipe right on anything white
>match, she just broke up with bf only wants to bang
>meet her on beach to relieve my spaghetti
>its dark as fuck, storm rolling in
>go to slip fingers in while eating her out
>2 fingers right into her asshole on accident
>totally cool with it
>sucks me off and were off
>texts me next day saying she really loves butt stuff
>Im kinky, why not - want to get this fucked up sexual deviancy out of my system while im young
>meet again and I go all out with butt stuff
>end up anally fisting her for next few months

>>689964143
I'm that guy, and ya I never actually go on outdoor adventures with my dates, or even for sushi. I talk to them for a bit then say: we should grab drinks tonight :)
The "should" is important, you're not asking them, you're telling them

>>689961896
>nigger/10
good luck on matching with someone

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>>689965163
any luck finding one?

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>>689958282

>>689965442
>Wanna shoot up schools with me?

>>689965112
I guess that's what girls like ;)

>>689962174
based anon