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What would you do if you had a small penis?
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What would you do if you had a small penis?
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>>689947946
I'd be a boy
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>>689947946
Live exactly as I do currently with a smallish penis.
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>>689948115
checkmate.
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>>689947946
Post a thread of 4chan asking what others would do if they had a small penis
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>>689947946
I have one.
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no shame in being mexican
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can we see you jerk it? eventually showcasing the climax?
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Thats big, see mine :(
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>>689947946

I have a 7 inch dick and if I sit in the correct position I can retract the flaccid version to under an inch.

does that mean I have a small dick?
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>>689947946
Mine looks like that flaccid. Erect is about 5.5 inches. Painfully average.
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Doesn't count unless it's erect
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Be dead
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I'd kill myself
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>>689950404
What the fuck
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>>689949142
No its means your a grower not a show-er. I'm the same man, made a few girls laugh with my flaccid inch till it grows to its erect 8
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>>689950642
What is that and does it work
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>>689950642

Holy shit how did u even get that in there. I cant even get into those gatorade bottles that have big openings.
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It's a Smoothie bottle and get my dick only inside when I don't have a boner.
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>>689951954
I hope you get hard in there and get stuck.
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>>689948830
That just means you're a grower, not a shower. Just surprise the shit out of every girl you smash.
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>>689951954
>>689952197
Not because I don't like you, but because it would make a good thread.
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>>689947946
thats not small hes just fat
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Why is it always the uncuts with the tiny dicks?
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>>689951954
Dubs and you get the bottle surgically removed from your penis.
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>>689947946
Cry myself to sleep.
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>>689952542
I'm uncut with a 7" dick
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>>689952197
Never. I milk my dick like this every second day and it works perfectly! ^_^
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>>689953358
Prove it.
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>>689947946
Nobody will ever stay with you if your dick is under 4 inches, get ready to live life by yourself and keep jerking off to weird fetish porn until you die.
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>>689947946
>>689948810
Are those erect
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I don't know...
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>>689953629
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>>689951050
It's the same opening, just the bottle is longer.
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my dick looks like yours, bout 5 inchers. i just left my wife for a 115 lbs smokin hot 24 yr old. so who the fuck cares she loves my cock and i bust in her guts
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>>689954172
What time is it? How are we supposed to know what time it is without a timestamp?
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>>689952351
Hahaha... ^_^ Okay, maybe, but I prefer to have no accidents like this. ^_-
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What's a small pen?
Cause when flaccid, I can hang leas than an inch to about two and a half at times. Looks like a little kid, then I get erect and I'm a little over 5'5... I thunk it's okay. I really havnt had complainta From partners.
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>>689953358
same here 7.5" fuck off cutfags
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Is 6" small ?
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>>689955427
If your a horse, ya. If your a manatee, a little big.
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>>689955427
Put 6 inch dildo in your ass and see it for yourself
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>>689955427
No its above average
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>>689947946
The same thing I do everyday.
Try to take over the world.
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>>689954974
Ok
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>>689955877
Dubs confirms
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>>689955622

Seriously considering it

http://bad-dragon.com/products

no homo
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>>689955622
This
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Ok real talk here. im getting used to it, so far no girl has complained and sex life has been good.

but who knows how they really feel behind my back, must suck for them when all their girl/slut friends get together and discuss bf's dick sizes.

I'm not into the sissy/humilation part of cuckolding, but i feel so bad for my gf that i've told her numerous times i'd let her **** somebody else as long as she tells me or let's me watch. anything behind my back is grounds for me dumping her on the spot.

She reassures me that im "big" and that i satisfy her, even though i know she's lying.

Sometimes we watch porn together and it makes it even worse, she insist she prefers lesbian porn, but i know its only because of how akward it gets when we watch regular porn and the guy is massive compared to me. Not only am i about 5.3 inches long, but my girth isn't anything special either. Flaccid im like 2.5, its horrible.

I really do hate having a smaller dick, and i think it sucks how it's random and other guys enjoy life more than I do based on something they didn't earn. But that's the luck of the draw I suppose.

Back to playing Skyrim I guess....

Even though I know if I had more confidence I'd be out socializing.
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>>689947946
is that little donnie trump's tiny dick...may be why he overcompensates
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>>689956317
Hello lebbit
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>>689956213
I'm the guy with the 7" who posted with the yellow tape.
If I could give you my dick for trade I would, I don't want to live anymore.
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>>689956213
Grow the fuck up faggot. Get rid of your weird personality disorder...real talk my ass
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>>689954097
Claw hand, looks like 4-5 inches
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Don't feel bad anon
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Yeah, be me. Small dick + fordyce spots. Now that sucks a lot.
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if i had a small dick i would become the hottest 'girl' / sissy there was :^)
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Bro, don't let porn be the standard by which you judge your junk. Yeah some dudes have huge dicks, and its true that women like them. But to be perfectly honest, most girls, normal girls, 6's 7's and even some 8's and 9's could care less about the size of your dick dude. As long as you have a dick around 5 inches long that is decently thick, a girl that likes you will not care that you aren't incredibly well endowed. And here's the real kicker dude, if you aren't a total aspie, there are a multitude of ways to pleasure a woman without your dick even being involved. Chicks love making out, being massaged and caressed, being kissed in strange places, they REALLY fucking like it when you nibble on their earlobes, they like it when you touch their butts, some like being spanked. There are a million ways to get your lover off dude, you can finger bang them senseless, fiddle the clit your tongue or fingers, eat da booty, whatever the fuck they like. But it all stems from them liking you or being attracted to you as a person. And I can tell you from personal experience, that viewing sex as the most important aspect of a relationship, hell even life, is unhealthy as fuck. You should aspire to be with a woman because you love who she is, and how she makes you feel, how much you enjoy just talking with her. Not because you want to fuck her. If you adopt this mindset, and truly become attached to someone, you'll find that the sex is more amazing than anything you could have previously imagined. And that she doesn't give a flying FUCK about how big your dick is or isn't.

TL;DR Grow up dude, Love yourself, find someone you love, and someone who loves you for you.
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>>689947946
>would

I am doing, mate
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>>689956802
Damn and ur black that's fucked
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>>689956802
thats a strange turtle
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if you have small dick look up jelqing,apparently id adds length and girth over time,your supposed to gain a few inches
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>>689948115
Tits or gyfo
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>>689957254
I second this notion
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>>689957184
Kek
>>689957111
Not black, I'm indian
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>>689947946
Cry
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>>689957254
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>>689947946
Lol I wish my penis was as big as yours.
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>>689957658
Bitch take that brah off and fuck yourself with it
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>No timestamp you fucking pleb
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>>689947946
Kill myself.
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>>689957658
Timestamp it to, damn do we have to hold your hand through this all
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>>689957941
>>689957888
He was mean, I'm not going to fuck myself with a bra.
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>>689957888
Chek'd bruh
>>689957658
You must obey the trips
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>>689957888
Trips dont fucking lie you bitch
Get busy.
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>>689958107
That's a dude
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>>689958136
You
>>689958141
All
>>689958386
Suck. I'm not posting pictures of myself any more.
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>>689958510
I'd like a good look at those nips mirite
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i would be you...
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>>689958510
Oh come on. If we can post our tiny cocks, you can at least do something nice for us. And I need a fap material. Spread pussy.
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>>689958596
Give me something first
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become a sissy?
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>>689955671
small dick detected
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>>689958883
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>>689958510
You suck show your pussy
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>>689958107
Nice teets.
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>>689958510
Obviously he didnt mean to actually fuck yourself with the bra, he was more serious about you taking it off bb.
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>>689958791
here u go bb
u like?
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Probably get a sex change and or kill myself
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>>689956693
>>689957030
this is what people need to understand, just because scientifically 5 inches is average, to todays females it's small as ****, trust me. I'm open about this subject with many diff females and all of the broads say 7-9 inches is what they want, regardless of if 5-6 is average.

don't think guys are the only ones in this generation with e-standards/porn obsession. Girls see the big dicks and know what they want, the thing with females is they can actually get what they want when they want, so why would they choose you?

Trust me, if a girl is happy with you and your 5-6er, doesn't mean sexually she is satisfied. One 7-9incher and you are just there for emotional support then.

Open your minds bros, average isn't average anymore
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>>689957888
>>689957941
>>689958136
>>689958141
>>689958386
>>689958596
>>689958732
>>689959042
>>689959099
>>689959178
Small dick thread == lonely autistic thread
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>>689959099
check'd
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>>689959689
And this is seriously the last picture
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>>689959628
The statistical odds of being over 7 inches are not good at all, fuck off with your shitty bait nigger
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Wear a condom every time I took a shit so my junk didn't scrape the bowl on entry.
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>>689959788
>>689959689
Very nice
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>>689959788
hot af should take more pics
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>>689959689
>>689959788
Not the best quality, but it will do.
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>>689959788
Tits?
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>>689947946
turn gay and find other gay white guys with small penises and start a gay guy with small penises club
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>>689959628
Yeah because dildos don't exist.
Vibrators don't exist.
Oral Stimulation don't exist.
And small pussies don't exist.

Obviously given the choice between a normal sized dude, and a huge cock, a girl will choose the larger one. But as i tried to explain, you are discussing this from the viewpoint that sex is the only thing that matters. Which it most certainly isn't.
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>>689960229
Literally retarded
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>>689952197
i hope your hair turns grey and your boobs sag down to your bellybutton
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>>689959689
Bitch, I get nudes in my dm's on the reg. And as far as I'm concerned, your a lonely autist with a small dick yourself. Seeing that you have no timestamps in any of these nudes. So get back to fucking yourself with that bra you pathetic waste of life.

>You didn't respect my trips you Cunt
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>>689959788
No ass pics? What's wrong with you?
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Look at it. I now have the smallest dick in this thread.
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>>689947946
i have a small one and i do the things i do. i live my life as normal, although sex with my gf always includes toys
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>>689960703
average pleb gtfo
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>>689960686
Okay, buddy.
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>>689960896
Below average actually.
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>>689960686
small dick detected
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>>689960314
But your just an emotional support tampon
a charger she uses for her battery of emotions
that's all

sex and money is all that matters in everything. everything
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>>689961583
and to add there's also the psychological/visual aspect of a big penis

you are not seen as a man if your penis is small-average

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3542296/Penis-size-important-women-Researchers-say-important-man-s-height.html

no girl wants to be with someone who isn't a man. we are all shallow women included
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>>689955427
>>689955671

I have 6 inches and if I lost some weight I would be 6 inches and half. i need to be fully comfortable and be completely turned on to get the full extent of my dick. my brother claims he has 4 inches. i leave the house at least.
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>>689960703
How fat are you?
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>>689959788
Penis size is irrelevant though a girl would be more attracted to an Arnold schrwazzengwr type with small dick then a fat ugly guy with a big dick.
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>>689961965
5'7 and 260lbs. Pretty fucking fat.
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>>689962118

i am a fat fuck with 6 inches but i am handsome
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>>689962377
Good thing I wasn't replying to you fucking faggot autist
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>>689961583
Ok you obviously have never experienced anything in life other shallow shit that occurs on the surface. It's clear to me that you've never had a partner in life that you truly considered to be your best friend. Life is not fucking binary man, there are real people in this world that value companionship, and loyalty, and love. If all you care about in life is Dick, or Vagina, or money, That's fucking great dude. But you clearly don't understand the complexity and beauty of life. And loving someone for no other reason than just enjoying their conversation, their humor, their own unique personality and idiosyncrasies. And KNOWING that they love you back. Enjoy you're shallow, hollow, meaningless existence, devoid of real love. And the same goes for any shallow bitch that only cares about getting fucked and paid. Y'all ain't fucking real.
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>>689959788
No more pics? Kill yourself
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>>689962118
no they won't. dick size is all that matters unless you look like eggman - and if you do all you need is charisma to compensate -

dick size -> all

and money don't matter you'll just get cheated on

again, i'm very open about this with my female friends they tell me everything honestly
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>>689960344
Where dem tits at?
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>>689947946
You can't determine if you have a small penis until it's erect. Are you a woman?
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>>689963026
Are you even trying
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>>689963026
kk i'm this dude is a neck bearded, perma friend zoned autist faggoober. You have no female friends. I can smell your putrid aroma from here.

> ya dingus
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>>689962752
you are saying what i'm saying = emotional support

people love others for themselves not for others. whether it's altruism or the basic need to supply your brain with appropriate chemicals from "love"


cheating is easy nothing stops them from doing it. 50% of couples break due to cheating and it's almost always the woman. money won't stop it. face won't stop it height won't stop it charisma toys are not the real thing fingers are not the real thing tongue game is not the real thing. DICK is all that matters, the tool with which you tame them.
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>>689963534
Your giving girls to much credit they really are retarded and don't know what they want. I'm 8 inches long and have been cheated on when girls cheat on you they aren't going around feeling guys bulge to find the biggest dick. ...
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Kill myself
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>>689960703
a bit smaller than me, im about 5.75 inches long, but around as skinny as you with about 4.25 circumference. I would trade a quarter inch of length for girth anyday
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>>689963534
Your own viewpoint and opinion =/= The viewpoint or opinion of other.

You are not omnipotent. You cannot possibly presume to know the reason that a person loves someone. Please end your life you fucking pleb.
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>>689963944
Same. I guess I would feel better about my size if I had more girth.
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>>689963534
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/23/penis-size-infidelity_n_5200248.html

Also this a study that flys directly in the face of the trash that you are spewing. So suck a dick bitch. Be it a large, small, or averagely sized. If you actually believe the things that you are saying, and aren't just trolling, then I actually kinda pity you.
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>>689964646

I literally do not care because I'm right and you're wrong.
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>>689964175
it bugs me, quite a bit, but i just try to get over it. my gf is pretty tiny, i honestly dont think she could take much more. i already hurt her if go deep in certain positions. you got to remember, if fingering a girl gives them pleasure, your dick will. your dick is at least as big as two fingers, just get some foreplay going to warm them up. i usually always went down on girls first for random/first time hookups and almost always got them off before we even started having sex. do that and your golden
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>>689959628
Let me shine a little light about Females here. Technology has made the whole getting laid process much harder for most men. It was supposed to make it easier, that was the plan-but like anything else women fuck it up.

You see now because of internet date sites, apps like Tinder/Bumble men become a catalog for women: hundreds of thousands of options. Because its so easy to get dick as a woman their standards go up- they shouldnt but women think because they have a pussy they're in the same league as Ryan Reynolds and every chad attempting to imitate him. Todays women dont judge a guy against herself to make a match, they judge the guy against every other option out there (and weak ass men will fuck these whores anyway and inflate their self esteem because hurr derr guys im gettin laid)

Its the same idea in dicks. Porn is easily accessable and there is a shitton of it. These above average dick guys are everywhere and women put it in their heads that they deserve the biggest and best because - you guessed it. Vagina

So anybody under 6" without at least 5.5 girth better just give in now
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>>689947946
not putting tissue where your dick sits, disgustingl.
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>>689964646
That's study is bullshit done in niggerland lmao
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>>689964786
Only you're not dude, and i'd wager that you have a small dick yourself, and that's why you think you're so knowledgeable on the subject. It must really eat at you. Just Kys.

>End your life, you know you want to.
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>>689947946
>>>/pol/
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>>689965117
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>>689964835
Appreciate it bro.
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>>689965117
exactly
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>>689962292
Holy fuck. I'm 6 feet and I weigh like 225. I thought I was fat
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In this thread a bunch of fags with imaginary dicks, who have trust issues with women, seriously do you all get cheated on or do you just live off the stories you are told on /b/
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>>689947946
Become a trap cause im not going to get laid with that
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>>689966171
You have no idea what fat is until you see me.
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>>689966602
Fucking right? I know at least 2 ppl that have this problem.

>>689965117
>>689963026
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>>689967512
>>689966602
Tell me wise ones what stops the hoe from cheating on and come back to you for (((love))) like nothing happened

You're Jews aren't you?
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>>689967500
Can you reach your dick? Then your not fat
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>>689949142
Snap. Penis brothers
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>>689955622
>Put 6 inch dildo in your ass and see it for yourself
checkd' and fucking kekd.
/b/ro i'm 6.1 inches, you're fine. not small.
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>>689967994
lots of reasons it depends on the situation you stupid autist.
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>>689958963
>small dick detected
/b/ro the aveerage size is between 4.2-5.4 inches.which is godly sad
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>>689947946
i'd probly get it removed and be an exclusive bottom. i'm considering doing it anyway.
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>>689968211
>I don't know
Let me tell you what,

NOTHING BUT YOUR DICK SIZE
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>>689966602
>>689967512
Being a below average man in looks and height yes, i am scourned and bitter because regardless of dick size. Im 7" but even if i was 10 it wouldnt matter. Fuck women
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>>689953864
Incorrect but nice edges sperglord
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>>689968085
That's stupid. I can reach my dick, but yes, I am very much fat.
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>>689954613
This guy gets it. Get the fuck on,pimp
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>>689965117
are you fucking retarded? only sluts and size queens are like this. You all are fucking virgins I bet.
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>>689968402
You can't even see the guys dick thats weak shit
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>>689955169
Same bro. Wife says it's perfect. Just gotta learn to hit that g spot.
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>>689947946
write the satanic bible, start a cult, then an hero
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>>689968872
But you don't know what she truly thinks. It's one in the mouth one the heart situation
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>>689969305
one in the mouth one in the heart*
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>>689967994
The only real answer to this is simple. Nothing. You can have the biggest dick in the world and still get cheated on. But that's why it's important to find someone who isn't a shallow materialistic bitch.

That being said, there are real relationships that have mutual trust and respect. It also helps if you have you both shit together and are an independent, self-sustaining adults that can provide a secure life for the both of you.

But I can understand why you are unfamiliar with these concepts, because you're little boy.
Go back to your mom you sniveling child.
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>>689969357
Go fuck yourself you delusional white knight cuckold
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How to remedy that

lose some fuckin weight
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>>689969357
lol both *HAVE* your shit together.
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only one option
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>>689969305
Well we've been married for 13 years and she could easily have any dude she wants. And yes i do know what she truly thinks. I know her better than any other person.
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>>689969678
I remember during my youth my dick measured around 6". Then I put on 80 lbs, now it's barely 5"

I need to lose weight.
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>>689969619
Lol stay mad summer fag
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>>689969619
Did i hurt da widdle boys feewings?
Fuck up, seems like the only one getting cucked in this thread is you. Seeing how much you talk about girls cheating.

>So pathetic. END YOUR LIFE FEGIT
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>>689969619
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>>689969619
Jej the cuckiest of cucks
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>>689969619
Top cucktopus
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>>689969619
>white Knight
>cuckold
Summertiiiime and the trollin is easy
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>>689970519
Go fuck yourself you delusional white knight cuckold
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>>689961716
>http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3542296/Penis-size-important-women-Researchers-say-important-man-s-height.html

Having read the article, if you have bigger than 7" women think you're less attractive. Sorry dude with the 8 inch dick, women don't want your faggot ass
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>>689948115
Theres no girls on 4chan
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>>689970638
The kids are jumpin and the autism is hiiiigh
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>>689970638
Kek Look at this fucking actual irl cuck repeating himself.

>so sad END YOUR LIFE
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>>689956802
Ha nigger with a small dick
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>>689969619
>>689970638
Your daddys cucked, and your momma loves niggerrrrrs
But hush now faggot, don't you cryyyyy
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I did not troll whatsoever you people are useless to have a conversation with when and where you can't be honest and truthful

you are all enslaved cucks to the system
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>>689971170
>>689970862
>>689970519
In case you all didn't know, this is a song called summertime by the zombies (originally Gershwin)
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>>689947946
post about it on /b/
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>>689971205
Ok Alex Jones
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>>689971205
>you people
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>>689947946
It's called...

a çhødê

Jk
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>>689971205
This fucking cuck right here.
Accept it you faggoober. You are worse than forrest fucking gump, you don't know what love is, and never will. Probably because your own parents don't love you. Must be sad.

>END YOUR LIFE
>IT WOULD BE SO EASY
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>>689971777
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>>689971943
Fuck off you furry faggot
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I have a small dick yet I enjoy a healthy sex life
I think it has to do more with your personality and self confidence
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Guys am I that small...?
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>>689971789
YOU DO NOT LOVE THE PERSON YOU LOVE WHAT THE PERSON OFFERS YOU

you are not an evolved human you are like an animal a slave to your carnal needs and desires. to your emotions (((love)))

open your brain fucker, open it even 50% so you can thing together with your (((heart))) and see the truth
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>>689972038
If you lost about 20 lbs, your dick would be bigger. Not hating. Just sayin.
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>>689972184
not interested in losing weight tbh
my dick gets the job done
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>>689947946
>tie rope to dick
>tie other end to a brick
>walk around like this for a few months

or try jelquing
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>>689972888
Oh boy so he can have a pencil dick and ED when he reaches 35.
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>>689956213

>I really do hate having a smaller dick, and i think it sucks how it's random and other guys enjoy life more than I do based on something they didn't earn.

HAHAHA holy shit it actually sounds like you believe what you're typing.

You are one sad, pathetic and insecure little bitch, and that's what holds you back.

5.3 inches is entirely average in the bellcurve, what the fuck are you crying about. Your perspective on reality is so warped and you actually think women value penis size that much.
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>>689973219
at least it won't be small anymore
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I'm the one who posted the pic (2.89mb)
I think when I measured my penis it was 6.3,im not sure that I measured it on the right way though
But guys, it's so curvy... It's so curvy that it looks really smaller.. And one time my ex girlfriend told to a friend of mine mine that I have a small penis.. And the nightmare started... It really destroys my day and a lot of times I don't even wanna fap.. I feel ashamed...
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>>689947946
Be myself
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>>689947946
Fuck midgets
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>>689973496
Better small and working than useless and a little longer.

>>689973667
Lmao 6.3 is not small.
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>>689972178
YOU ARE AN ARTIFICIAL FAGGOT THAT HAS NO PERSONALITY OR GENUINE HUMAN NATURE.

Mother fucker one of the biggest things that separates humanity from nature is the ability to love another person as yourself. True love between a man and woman is similar to that of the love a parent has for their child. Only you share an even stronger bond, one infinitely more intimate because you lose yourself in each other. Sexually, emotionally, hell even being physically. Being near one another has its own unique pleasure. You will NEVER understand this. You will NEVER care for a person as you care for yourself. You will NEVER know what it's like to feel as though you would be lost in this world without them.

You aren't a real person bitch. You may as well be part of a simulator you pathetic waste of life. You have ZERO perspective of what is truly important about life. Take your fake ass back to mommy you sniveling bitch. Or you could....

>END YOUR LIFE
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>>689973667
have you noticed that bitches say a guys dick is small because they know thats what gets to them
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>>689973997
I'm just giving op some ideas
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>>689956967
I have the exact same thing bro. Except I have more pelvic fat.
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>>689957532
indians have the smallest dicks worldwide, srsly
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>>689974009
Emotions are just chemicals reactions in your brain, they are dynamic thus useless. There is no love let alone true love, like there is no anger. It's just words that were invented by some who lived in la la land.
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6 inches strong my niggas, idk bout grith
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>>689973667
Here's another one showing the curve
Is it too curvy? (I repeat, I'm not sure it's 6.3,lol I don't wanna trick nobody)
But when I measured it I had a good boner
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http://now8news.com/canadian-man-receives-the-first-successful-horse-penis-transplant/
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>>689974748
Understand the chemical root of emotional states does not diminish the fact that emotions exist. The human mind is infinitely more complex than that.

And you just confirmed to me that you are most likely a kissless virgin beta.

Just kill yourself dude. You're fucking boring.
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>>689974972
Oh
My
God
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