>>689933867
no. fuck off

>>689933867
fuck off

>>689933976

Shut up you, you don't speak for all

>>689934053

Same fag, haha

Come on guys we can make a positive effort a get shit done

>>689934219
>4/0/3/1
>samefag

being this new :^)

>>689934339

I'm not a regular but I've been around for about 5 years.

Anyway back on topic, I need 2 grand.

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Tell us your story OP?

Kill yourself op

whachu need OP

>>689933867
/b/ does what it wants when it wants, just because it's done a lot of raids in the past doesn't mean it's going to happen when and where you want it

post something, make it interesting, give us a reason to participate, but asking for it because we've done it before isn't going to work.

>>689934625
imma need tree fiddy

>>689934681

Started a business called Hot Headed Gaming allowing gamers to bet against each other on their favorite games.

Put £15 grand into the business but ran out of funds to finish off the website.

All we need is £2,000 to finish off the website then we can launch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12mCnIz8JHY

>>689935039
I'd totally use this

>>689935039
Tell us about the website. Languages/frameworks/whos making it/etc. What needs to be done to get it finished?

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>>689935039
Sure, take whatever you need....

>>689935039
Oh my god you are retarded.
This is why we don't do personal armies.

Straming btw:

twitch tv evil_indeed88

>>689935039
This isn't a personal army request. You are some little scrub begging for money. That's a fucking thousand times worse. Fuck off.

>>689933867
because we aren't your personal army fag.

>>689935039
I'll give 3 thousand if you'll change all the icons on your website to old penises

>>689935457
look mom im on twitch!

>>689935039
Fucking loser.
>thousands of dollars to build a website
Pls KYS

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>>689935039
Oh do tell me more OP

If serious then do some Googling about small venture grants for up to £25k

If serious then I can get you the two grand for a small amount of equity

>>689935415

The website is 90% done, most the functionality is there but just needs polishing off. It's created in javascript using node.js.

There's also some security issues.

Apparently it will take about a months work to finish.

>>689935039
Your voice makes is horrible and the audio for the video is amateur level at best. How the fuck do you expect anyone to put money towards this when you have no idea on even basic marketing?

>>689935039
/b/ isn't your personal army when you're begging for money to finish your stupid project. I'm sure some of these shit heads will donate, but you're fucking retarded for thinking this should work.

>>689933867
We used to, we got in trouble, we moved, we don't anymore on here

Also NYPA faggot

because otherwise we get floods of fuckwits who see the TV reports on some cunt getting ass fucked by a police dog shooting/SWAT incidents and come here fucking about aasking and whining about bullshit.

If it is lulz, share, if it's not shut the fuck up.

>>689935444
Trips have spoken

>>689935742
All you're doing is feeding some NEET some extra cash.
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

>>689935714

Of course I'm serious. At the moment i have 63% equity in the business, the webdevelopers have 20% and initial investors have 17%.

I posted on r/investing the other day with no luck

https://www.reddit.com/r/investing/comments/4npxoj/hot_headed_gaming_new_business_idea_need/

>>689935742
You could literally buy yourself an education and build it yourself.
THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS

>>689935039
Make a go fund me tbh

>>689935742
I hope you don't seriously think people will just give you money? What do you expect of us?

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>>689935999
acknowledged

>>689936106

Well the website will totally be revolutionary.

It gives competitive gamers the opportunity to earn a living playing games. Seems like the dream to me.

>>689934625
What the fuck do you need two grande for? You gotta give a story or something, it's not nothing for something

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>>689933867
Because your a little fag.

>>689936382
Because he's scamming everyone.
You really think it takes even 1 grand to start up a website?
Dude is scamming people hard.

>>689936330
If someone told you that, would you give them 2000 dollars?

Just learn JS and finish the damn thing. Or open source that shit and let other people (who don't induce security flaws in the code) collaborate.

>>689936382
>>689935039
I'm a faggot didn't read all the way down

>>689936382

I said the story, learn to read dude.

>>689934070
Fuck off m8

>>689936422
Im just a cook

Sounds illegal.

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>>689936063
Fair enough mate, but you need to realise that a venture of this sort would be of interest to any venture capitalists that invest in eSports.

In any case, if at this stage of product development you cannot get £2k together then you need to try harder!!

Get yourself a list of VCs and email them with a proposition.

Alternatively, look up incubators - they'll help you get the money.

Worst case scenario, get yourself a loan from Virgin Money

>>689935039
Nigga i need to get about 24k euros in less than 4 years, do you see me begging on /b/? Just get a job You faggot

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I had spent days in his arms, weeks in the bags under his eyes.
he took my hand as if to say
I'm just a cook.
I never did believe him.
>>689936656

>>689936734

There's a lot of legal issues yes but to begin with we're just allowing the betting of play money to prove the concept.

Once we have a following we can create a real money site so gamers can earn a living playing games.

>>689936063
What's your business called? I assume it must be registered with Companies House - any lawyer working out equity contracts will have made sure that happened.

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>>689937023
How big is your team right now?

>>689937115
>>689936737
Thanks we know samefag

>>689937229
Some people don't get it yet, see these posts >>689937065 >>689937123

>>689937023
Why bother with this? Should have just incorporated in Gibraltar and done all the work remotely on kit hosted there.

>>689937065

It's called Hot Headed Gaming but we're not registered yet.

>>689936063
so the web developers got equity AND they're asking for whatever you paid them + the £2k?

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>Why doesn't 4chan do personal army stuff?

Because most of the people who want personal army stuff done on their behalf are preening 15 year old's who frequent social media. More than that, /b/ is the only board that gets these requests, and /b/ is very different from the rest of 4chan. /b/ is basically 4chan-lite.

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I tried living my life in the way he wanted
but what he wanted was for me not to live a life at all, unless that life involved his take down of L.A gangs and the scam he'd been running on the church and fender guitars.
I had to leave.

I'll help OP, but all I can offer in terms of sponsorship is semen and insulting haikus. What's your address?

>>689937381
Show some of your progress on Twitch. We're watching you.

>>689937381
what licences will you need? assuming gambling authority as well as FCA?

>>689936737
>>689937115

Does scammer mean fag now?

>>689937381
>we're not registered yet.
Top kek - if you're real and not a scammer you're hopeless.

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What an old Fag

I was semi interested in the help asking for money ... Go campaign on Facebook

Call and army request when its worthy .
gTFOo *Heavan*

>>689937396
This. Op stop lying and tell us why you really need the money.

>>689937396

Yeah, that's right. They need to know the money is their for them to finish off the project.

I can see what you're saying though, they should just finish the project off for a bit more equity perhaps.

If you're serious about having this funded, OP, try kickstarter or gofundme. That will be your best bet.

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>>689936063
If even reddit fags saw through your shitty idea and removed you, why should we believe this is even remotely legit.

Also fuck you

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I packed my bags that night after he passed out from his nightly "gin and velveeta snackys" that he cared for so much more deeply than me.
I told the taxi to park down the street for he has motion censors lining the part of the road outside his home, and my hell.

Fuck this guys, just get a job. Now let us go raid /soc/

>>689933867
You need to be talking to venture capitalists, not /b/.

>>689933867
Hmm, do you have a complete business plan so I can review? Might want to invest 10k for 35% stake

>>689937535

Dude I had 1 viewer, down to 1 now. The website can be seen in the promotional video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12mCnIz8JHY

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>>689938025
orly

>>689937963

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1p40inhuVUoRRgBaE76sXdoSEn6OByuVFRuleX4LEGzY/edit?usp=sharing

>>689937746
No you blithering idiot - the only reason you would EVER give anyone equity at this stage is probably FOR CASH - and what you are doing is GIVING THEM BOTH CASH AND EQUITY - you are fucking yourself mate

OP has no idea how to successfully run a start-up

he'll fail before he ever starts

>>689938025
nice music tho :^)

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I had slammed the door not accounting for my own strength, excitement, and fear.
"TOM WHY! WHY TOM!?" he cried out as I sprinted through the yard dodging sprinklers and cupid fountains.
"PLEASE I CAN DO IT ALONE HANKY!!"
I was already in the back of the taxi when I heard him call out to me in the pet name he'd given me. I think he would of shot if his bulging fingers could fir around the trigger

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>>689938203
>Indian development team

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>>689938266
OP is paying people to take his stuff

>>689938365

May as well play some poker.

twitch tv evil_indeed88

>>689938203
A one-page business plan.
No market research to show there is even a market for this product.
You don't address the legality issues.

Needs work, bud.

>>689935039
>hot headed gaming
>need money to start a business
>don't technically need to start a business
>no guarantee of success
>can't see anyone but a couple autists using it
>not even a personal army request
What the fuck are you?

>>689934625
sure but imma need 100 first

>>689938266
adding to my own post

go to the fucking developers and tell them that they can either finish the project without any extra cash, or they can go fuck themselves because you will bring in another developer to finish off for 8% (or whatever) stake and take away their only control over the potential business. Alternatively, tell them that if they don't do it, they will have nothing - because they've probably spent the cash already - and the equity value will be nil. If they finish it off without extra cash, their equity will be much more valuable.

Let's see the current operating agreement. Do you even have authority to give equity to new partners unilaterally?

>>689934219
No fuck off and stop being g a massive faggot and do your own shit

>>689938595
"your only route"

You could've taken a few routes. Hiring hindu-sandniggers to write code for you is literally, LITERALLY the worst you could have done.

Even learning JS (or PHP for that matter) on your own would be a better option.

You get what you pay for. In this case: curry code :^)

>>689938883
continued

how do they have the equity if you don't haven't registered yet?

is there a contract? is your product protected in any way? can they nick it by just changing the password?

>>689938994

Of course I can give equity away,

I really think the biggest issue here is that there's no way this will catch on. It'll be a complete flop unless you can get some people who are fairly well known in the E-Sports community to shill for it.
>business is all about risks though
While that is true, this risk is way too fucking ambitious. E-Sports is something that has barely been accepted by anyone, let alone some unprofessional gambling site for gaming. Have you factored in all the issues with it, OP?

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Joke's on you OP

>>689939243

Not really, there is a contract yes so they can't really steal it.

>>689939254
Some partnerships require all members to consent to bringing in new partners. Depends on the provisions in the operating agreement.

>>689939364
topkek

Hahaha who the hell would give equity to an Indian dev team

>>689939534
Should have paid the south asian sandniggers in curry

>>689939364
you do know that the company name can be "OP is a Fag Limited" and it can just own a website called "Hot Headed Gaming"?

the joke is, actually, on you.

>>689939364

Maybe I wasn't ready to come here if you're for real.

I guess you've wasted £20 if you're not going to use it but I should have got the name first.

I've bought the domain though, let me know if you want to sell it.