I'll just monitor this thread

3301 ain't got shit on you

>>689933554
Bump for intrest

>>689933821
*interest my bad

>>689933554
Bump

Yes op you're back and with my idea I thought I was late fuck ass work had me busy but I'm here to watch the cannibal space program... or what I at least am trying to get out of this

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2 on. Eta 10 to launch.

>>689934241
Nice

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>>689934055
Cannibal gets the best view. May his bloodlust keep him safe.

OP what's written on that baloon?

Bye bye bugger

>>689934241
Oh fuck yes

God speed anon!!!

Gogogo

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this guy is serious.

>>689933554
hahaha awesome. didnt think youd be back

>>689934670
NASA!!!

Nevar forget

This thread is doing me an interest

>>689934999
checked

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bump

Put all of them in your dick and then launch!!

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bye bye little bugs
be safe

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here we go again..

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Hard as fuck to tie up.
Will be a YouTube video too.

LAUNCH.

>>689935243
Summer

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welcome to america boys

>>689933554
god speed

>>689935615
its is spelled godspeed.

America.. sending bugs to space since 2016

>>689935700
>its is
learn too use grammer fag

UPLOAD THE VIDEO!

>>689935908
It's grammar.

>>689935880
>2016

get out!

also posting in epic thread

>>689936031
baited...

>>689935908
learn to use grammar, fag.
and punctuation.

LIGHTNING/THUNDER MAKING BALLOON NOT FLOAT ANY MORE. THE FUCK?

>>689936140
Don't take the bait, man.

>>689935880
Got this from wikipedia

The first animals sent into space were fruit flies aboard a U.S.-launched V-2 rocket on 20 February 1947 from White Sands Missile Range, New Mexico

First cicada space program of the week

You should of used a small mammal or amphibian. Bugs are stupid

>>689936031
>>689936140
>>689936031
lern u all 2 spel corekt. please dont distract its space prorgam thank you

>>689936323
A hamster!

>>689936323
Only cicadas can be heard from space.

>>689936412
In a hamster ball

why is every pictures so blurry do you have Parkinson or something op?

Balloon refusing now so wait please.
Static deactivated it maybe?

>>689936595
Probably potato cell

>>689936323
The five cicadas wait for this for 17 years dude, a dream come true have respect for they effort to make this possible

Stop fighting and witness this beauty first hand.. will the cicada survive and live to tell the tale or will they go cannabilistic and tear each other up and winner gets his bloodthirst quenched by the way post link

godspeed op

Ballon bug will grow nuts

Are you in az op?

>>689936595
I only have 2 fagners on one hand, sorry

god speed OP god speed

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Holy shit I just bought it too.

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>>689936412
this

>>689936772
Pics or gtfo

Its ground control to major Tom...

bump for potential

OP better not be a faggot

god speed op

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GO LITTLE BUGGIES GO!

>>689936911
I fucking broke a balloon. How faggy is that for you.

Might just be storm static. Balloon will not fly.
ENGINE LOSS

>>689936844
balloon not ballooning?

>>689933554
they can fly u dip

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>>689935407
Godspeed you magnificent bastards.
Make America proud.

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> mfw waiting for a man with two fingers of one hand to tie five cicadas to a balloon string

>>689933554
come on op. video.

>>689937164
but they cant go to the moon you dip. thats why they have been incorporated into the space program

>>689937130
Try running under hot water to heat up the helium/relieve static

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>>689937130
ENGINE LOSS ABORT ABORT

I luv spess progrmms, gud lack bois yor country is proud of ye

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Starting to float again
Storm moving on.

Who the fuck knew lightning strikes deactivated balloons?

>>689936772
Pics?

>>689937411
warm up balloon

The static energy in the air must have reacted with the helium inside the foil ballon

>>689937321
Will put on hot air vent.
GOD DAMNIT I DID NOT SPEND $2 ON A BALLOON FOR NOTHING

ALL IS NOT LOST.
SHE'S GOING BACK UP BOYS.

>>689937562
do not melt balloon, only warm. like sun on nice day

>>689937411
YUO CAN'T TAKE OFF IN BAD WEATHER!!!

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DO NOT FAIL THE UNITED STATES
DO NOT FAIL US
DO NOT FAIL HUMAN KIND
DO NOT FAIL DONALD TRUMP
DO THIS FOR US
FOR DONALD
FOR THE HUMAN RACE

GODSPEED BOYS

MAY GOD BE WITH ALL OF US

FINALLY, I was waiting for like 8 hours for this thread

>>689935908
*to
*grammar

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>>689937724
HOPE

Please cut off there penisis

>>689936844
4chan spaceplan:
Step 1: Buy a helium balloon.

That's it. One step. You managed to fuck up one step. What the fuck mate

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This is Mission Control. All systems online. Waiting for storm to pass. Astronauts are ready.

>>689937810
WAY TO GO BALLOON!

Warm air inside balloon more. Will increase flight capabilities.

toastin in pro master ebine threado
hail space programs

>>689937810
heat up in microwave

>>689937951
hahahaha this

vinegar and baking soda is another fuel source that can be tried.

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>>689938068

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ALL SYSTEMS DOWNCOUNT

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>>689937952

OP is she ready?

OP be careful, you don't want it to go challenger on our asses, we won't lose any more of these brave little bugs

This reminds me of the time one anon shipped a bottle of piss to Space Frog.

You should buy a weather balloon
They're fucking huge

>>689937995
OP could you add this to the video version or similar
https://youtu.be/yY-cZew2xTc

Please remove organs

Breaker breaker, come in Earth, this is Rocket Ship 27. Aliens fucked over the carbonator on engine #4, I'm going try to refuckluate it and land on Juniper, and hopefully they've got some space weed, over.

>>689938285
Fag who posted the mission control photo.
Thanks for doing that anon.

>>689938285
>>689937810
>>689937810

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THOSE BRAVE ASTRONAUTS.

Name one luco

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IT WILL NOT FLY. MAYBE LATER.
Really sorry it's out of my hands.
It will happen though.

>Astronaut #1 here
what the fuck is happening why arent the engines on? I'll contact Mission Control now! fucking idiots...

>>689938686
WE HAVE CRASHED!!!! ARE THE ASTRONAUTS OKAY!?!?!??!?!

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>>689938686
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>>689938686
im going to need a local weather report? temperature or humidity?

>>689938686
Son of a bitch.....only a /b/tard could break a fucking helium balloon

What a shit climax op

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>>689938686
You fucked it. Now I'm going to miss it whenever it does happen. You ruined my bearing witness.

>>689936844
>Way to go
kek

>>689938686
CASUALTIES?

>>689938886
hahahahahahaha

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>>689938801
It fucking broke.
Look it's still there.

>>689938686
Obv we need more power. Add engines OP

>>689939031
At least blow it up and leave no survivors

>>689936865
Send this derps turtle to space program too

>>689939048
Nice

>>689939048
this is gold

>>689939031
go get a firework.

>>689938922
Will retain youtube video.
Waste of $2 honestly but it's static/rain. I can't do shit about it.

>>689939031
Try jumping out the window after it, catch it with your face

>Astronaut #2 here
What the fuck happened? We are upside down! Not going to do any mission with this comany ever again!

ANY SURVIVORS OP?!!!

>>689939031
Way to go you retarded piece of shit. How did you even manage to break a helium balloon?
Way to fucking go.

>>689937806
Lol

>>689939336
there was lightning strike dumb ass

>>689938922
Video name = 5 cicadas journey to orbit?

OP IS AN HUGE FAGGOT!

LOOK WE MUST DESTROY OUR APPARATUS, WE CANNOT LET OUR SCIENTIFIC ADVANCES FALL INFO THE WRONG HANDS, ANON DO WHAT YOU MUST, FOR THE FUTURE OF ALL THINGS SPACE

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someone need to write a wiki article about todays failed launch

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>>689939493
>>689939221
I replied to myself

>>689939457
but what about hot air balloons? they don't kamikaze into the ground when near lightingig

Maybe take off some cicadas

>>689939587
thats using hot air because hot air rises.
He has helium and the electrons and shit got fucked up from the lightning strike,

>>689939695
Maybe fuck off and grow some space balls

>>689939724
why doesnt he just fill the balloon with steam then

>>689939493
Will be "SPACE PROGRAM"
I seriously didn't know that balloons won't fly if it's storming.

>>689939821
Steam is fucking vaporized water you tard

>>689939724
Wouldn't affect the density of the helium
Helium's low density is why it floats

>>689939821
THIS IS THE KIND OF MIND WE NEED AT THE 4CHAN SPACE FACILITY

>>689939893
then how come it's a gas

>>689939923
Cold air makes balloons deflate.
Its storming so its cold.
Balloons are deflated and there is a static charge

>>689940142
Because its fucking vaporized.

>>689940016
I'm actually now inspired to finish my model rocket and make a new space program thread someday

>>689940142
Fuckin' skooled

get some better balloons faggot

Does anyone know of other vids like this on youtube

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Mission failed boys... We lost some good men today.
OP, get more cicadas and another balloon. We need to avenge our brave souls

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>>689939811
We must sacrifice something small to gain something big

>>689940237
therefore, it's a gas

>>689940185
Rain started again. I'm annoyed but the balloon is chilling inside until this stops.

>>689940365
Buy more ballonos bro

>>689939221
i honestly dont know enough about balloons to dispute you on this. But i feel like thats bullshit.

>>689940321
not same anon but, you know how water can turn to ice? which is a solid. sort of the same thing. AND it can turn back to water

>>689940365
OP what's the forecast say? I don't wanna sit here all night.

this is a tragedy.

>>689940321
Steam is not a hot air tho.
Yes it may be somewhat hot but not enough
A hot air balloon uses a fire to warm the air in the area. Its doesn't use steam

>>689940365
be sure to put it in the freezer so it stays fresh!!

>>689940589
what do you think I am? a retard?

>>689933554
the atmospheric pressure will burst them open even before they reach the clouds. stupid pseudo-scientist

>>689940475
Fuck no not at $2 each.
Just wait until tonight. I'm fucking getting it done.

>>689940365
its okay op. thats why we send animals up instead. we need to test these things before we send up a /b/tard

>>689940541
let's abandon that idea and just buy more balloons

OP if storm doesn't stop put them in the microwave

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>ITT: A bunch of retards try to science

Space Shuttle Program C-cada #1 was a failure, we'll proceed to check what was the malfunction and count the bodies.

>>689940710
Start crowdfunding then, that's how those fucks at nasa did it

>>689940710
i might do my own space program one of these days. maybe send a fish up.

>>689940865
fucking summerfag get the fuck out

OP! put balloon in nuker for 100 microwave time.
this will infuse it with nuclear power which will let it reach orbit and possibly escape velocity

>>689940973
how should we go about recruiting astronauts?

>>689940865
shut up kid. learn real science from us pros

>>689940973
in waterballoon, or condom!

>>689941025
you mean 00:60 microwave time

>>689941056
Nets seem to work

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>>689940999
HOLY FUCK THOSE TRIPS REKTED ME

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Godspeed you magnificent bastards.

>>689941056
Go to local grocery store and buy like, 2 fish

>>689940673
acting like one

>>689941313
I'm thinking big- like mammals