>>689928939
Afraid of spaghetti overflow when talking to girls

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>>689928939
No money
No car
No job
dont have my own place

tbh a little bit of money would trump everything else but finding a job with my record is a bitch

tits for good measure

>>689928939
Wait.. I'm not a wonderful guy!

I like to get to know girls as friends first, then ask them out of I want more. Usually it's too late though.

But i might have my second girlfriend now. But it's quite complicated what with her nervous breakdown, moving 3 hours away and divorce to go through.

I'm a giver and will support her through it all. And probably she will just want to be friends.

>>689928939
Because: Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks!

i hate everybody.

>>689928939
Do i look THAT unappealing that you had to ask that?
Well thanks to you, i feel even worse than i already did, thanks a lot...

well... I met these girls who instantly frienzoned me... I study chemistry and when I started talking science they both told me I was intimidating... so no more science talk at the bar for me... plus i am half asian so that doesnt help

I got a fuck buddy, she is better than any gf.

Very socially awkward
No money
Depressed and no self confidence due to losing fiance of 4 years
Has very little experience dating at all since said fiance was first relationship that lasted more than a month


Need I go on?

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>>689928939
No car
Anti scocial
Dont want the risk of being cheated on
Joining military soon so its currently poitless

>>689928939
Because I'm a online nerd
:*(

>>689928939
I tend to like sluts. If you date one you'll almost certainly get cheated on. I know, I've been dumb enough to do it a few times.

All the girls I meet that are actually sweet and trust worthy are usually dog ugly or fat and lazy as hell.

So honestly I guess just plain bad luck.

Married

Only rentals for me.
Leave no physical evidence.

>No phone numbers.
>No notes.
>Always have an accounting for your time.
>No perfume.
>No body marks.
>Always be able to get it up for the wife.

Closest call I ever had was pussy fingers.

I've got a date next week, so as long as I don't go beyond mildy offensive I shouldn't have to worry about threads like this anymore.

>>689928939
Most girls are so sensitive, which is fine in small doses, but quickly gets annoying. Sometimes I wish I were gay cus guys are better, but I'm not. I might try it one day though.

>>689931147
Godspeed anon, Godspeed

>>689928939
Too awkward
Not attractive

I can hold a conversation, and even be funny, but I sure as hell cannot initiate one.

>>689931732
I feel ya anon

Are you me?

>>689929785
>>689930022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeWl1V2i64A

>>689928939
I have not left the house once since summer started and I fucked up with girls already (socially awkward)

Working on it though.
Wanna get laid already.

>>689930297
>Joining military soon so its currently poitless
Same bro

Can't get over my ex

>>689931732
>>689931843
Oh, and of course
Too picky

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>>689928939
because maybe im not that wonderful:
Im ugly & skinny, therefore low self steem and confidence.
Also poor af

Good thing is it was never like that. For years I had lots of cute GFs, money, confidence, self steem, friends, and a good life in general.
So cant complain.

I do have a gf
She's great

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>>689932955

That made me feel.

Cause, I'm not good at relationships, I have difficulties to talk to unknown girl and Their is like 1 girl for 100 guys in my school
And 6/10 like face + chubby body

>>689931147
>beyond mildy offensive
kekked hard

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>>689928939
http://goo.
gl/57LLlQ

Dick's too small for my height.

I'm 6'5'' with a 5.5'' dick. Most chicks just end up disappointed since they expected more, given my height and build.

Because I don't like opening up to people and I treat most people like they're an inconvenient annoyance.

>>689933645
lol

id just stand up and kill that son of a bitch, and the camera man

>>689934081
Yup. Id punch him so fucking hard in the balls, and smash that cameraman in the face with the chair.

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Still not over my ex gf, I've talked to other girls and have gone out on dates, but it just doesn't feel right; today would have been our 4 year anniversary.

I've been single for way too long, the idea of going on a date with someone is intimidating to me, can't keep a conversation,...

>>689928939
Cripple waiting on surgeries so I decided I would rather not deal with the shit show that is women, and just sit in a haze of medicated happiness.

>>689934364
That's the worst. Sorry anon.

>>689933282
Whats with these asian fucks living in a dream world?
1. You're an asian guy, even if you're a perfect specimen of your race, you're a 3/10. A 6/10 is out of your league.
2. If the man to woman ratio is 100/1, a 6/10 is 500000000/10. Supply and demand faggot.
3. Learn to engrish better, fucking faggot.

>>689934505
>just listen to what they are saying
>REALLY listen
>take bits of information
>ask related questions starting with: who, when, why, what
>repeat
Thank me later

>>689934840
>who, when, why, what, where

>>689928939
I've been single for nearly 8 years now.
And for the last 3 years I really haven't felt the need to try and get a new girlfriend.
Women still interest me, but all I feel is a degree of lustre. I think I've become unable to feel love at this point.
Then again when my ex girlfriend broke up with me it really broke my heart

>>689934505
I haven't had to date in a while, but I think most people are just shitty conversationalists. The vast majority of people I'm forced to interact with are just flat out incapable of having a conversation, they just vomit out some bs then go silent.
I find alot of people don;t listen either. Like, a conversation is supposed to be - I say something, you respond to that thing, and add to it, and then I respond to your added content and add my own, repeat. Most people seem to instead wait for you to be done talking, say something unrelated and pointless, then ignore you response to that and spit out something else unrelated and pointless.
I think people, ESPECIALLY women, are just fucking retarded man. If you're desperate to be with someone the advice everyone gives of "just ask them questions and let them talk about themselves" is the best advice in the world. You don;t need to converse if you just let a dumb bitch gab about herself for an hour or two. But if conversation is important to you, you're gonna be single for a long while.

>>689934727
Where did you that i'm asian you dumbass fag ?

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>>689928939
I have a hard time finding a girl that I really like. If I find one, she doesn't like me back but girl that I don't like seem to like me.

Plus, I have been single for so long that I can't imagine having to put with someones shit in a relationship.

>>689935370
Literally the same situation except I've been single for 4 years. Don't know if I'll ever be in a relationship or am capable of one.

>>689933645
lolol source with audio?

do you want to be my girlfriend?
heh no..
that's it girls dont look for the nice guy they go for douches that treat them like shit

>>689931147
Exact same, except in 2 weeks. With the girl i love, and she invited me.

>>689936221
Don't fuck this up anon!

>>689936164
See >>689932322
Also, fedora confirmed.

>>689934081
I wouldnt. Id gladly devour that feminine peener till she came all over my lips and tongue.

>>689934840
>>689935412
thanks guys, I guess I just gotta talk to more people / girls and go on more dates and stuff, what could go wrong, rite

>>689936221
Good luck to us both anon. I like your chances more then mine, Met this girl on Tinder, she seems alright.

>>689928939
i'm insecure about my dick size.

>>689936410
Thanks man

>>689928939
ugly
fat
baby cock
health problems
shitty job
no time.


pick one. or all

whatever.

>>689928939
As if you're going to read every answer...

>>689929785
This. This is why you're single. Don't wait to tell a girl you're interested in her. Let her know from the start.

>>689936766
the dubs demand it /b/ro

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>>689928939
Honestly, I just straight up don't like women. The majority of them are spoiled, cold, calculating, "I gotta have it now" self-centered whores who only care about themselves. It's been 11 years since I've had a gf (I'm 27 now), and I've seen how women will ruin a man's life with just a few properly placed words because she's upset with him. Not to mention, of course, how women use sex as a weapon, since they have really nothing else to offer a man.
>muh companionship
Get a dog or something.

Seriously though, I've started following the MGTOW philosophy, and I'm not looking back. Fuck women and all the bullshit they bring with them.

>>689935874

>Plus, I have been single for so long that I can't imagine having to put with someones shit in a relationship.

i was 24 before i had my first girlfriend, were getting married next year. since i met her its been better than being single, not lonely and always have someone to talk to/go through life with

>>689937050
But that's just it. I don't know that until I have got to know her. She can be Taylor Swift's twin, but if I don't know the person, I can't be attracted strongly.

Plus, with a lack of confidence, I could never do that with a stranger.

>>689937504
I think you haven't met the right woman yet anon. You know it's a girl for you the first time you see her, otherwise it won't really work imo

>>689933645
sauce

because i'm too much of a manslut to commit to one person

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Trying to get those dubs are a full time job my nigger.

>>689928939
Get rejected a lot, though I try. Last time got drunk and forced things way too fast, I am a pervert I guess. I have barely any experience and am very nervous and hesitant about commitment.

>>689937414
I've been in numerous relationships and sometimes it was really good but it would never last for a long time. Generally I am much happier being single, at least from a statistic point of view.

>>689938230
Also, the obvious shit. No cash, place or car.

>>689937975
Same, want source so bad, I bet you it was real, you can't fake that reaction...the worst part is..he touched his dick after realizing, because instinct is you protect your stuff...haha

Im fat and noone likes me