>>689922742
At a cop.

>>689922905
honestly this is your best bet I would not take a risk with a .22

>>689922905

/thread

the fucking head ? Where else

>>689922977
Well brain damage might be nice tho considering my brain is the fucking problem

>>689923107
>>689922742
cry for attention more faggot

>>689922742
Try 9mm hollow point bullets. But like you'd need to get another gun.

>>689923101
This thing is these bullets are relatively weak

>>689922905
first apply blackface and over-sized pants
to ensure multiple shots received

>>689923107
You sound like a big faggot man. Sorry about that.

In mouth aim at brain stem. Maybe on the ledge of a tall building for a wammy?

>>689923181
Thank you. This is exactly what I expect from /b/.

>>689922742
You know the sides of your head where people massage when they're stressed? That's the sphenoid bone, thinnest part of the skull. Aim upwards and a bit back through that at like a 45 degree angle and you're done for.

Also live stream it

>>689923249
See: >>689923317

in the mouth, but first fill it with wather

Sweetie a .22 is more than enough to blow your fucking brains out of you skull lmao but pls don't do, it's always darkest before the dawn, you can do it moonpie don't give up

temple

everyone here is right, do it on stream "faggot"

Just keep shooting until you're dead or pass out so you bleed to death ;) (slit your wrists too for speedy bleeds) xoxo <3

That gun isn't even real.

>>689922742
Testicles

>>689923351
The anon calling me an attention whore is right. I don't love myself enough to commit suicide. I pretty much posted this so I could get insulted.

>>689923412
Not like I'm going to, but I honestly feel like I should some days. I am useless as fuck (in my mind at least)

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Point it at a cop, you stupid faggot.

>>689922742
If you stream it when can help you step by step. You don't want to add another fuck up to your resume.

>>689923663
Please do kys tho you fucking faggot

>>689922977
>>689923199
>>689923244
>>689923300
>>689923422

This is now a get thread.

>>689923729
But what if I do?

>>689923757
I'm glad you share the same thoughts about me as I do.

I don't know but can you make clear in your suicide note that the gun is mine?

A .22 is powerful enough for initial penetration but not enough for an exit in some places (like the head). When it goes in, it ricochets off of bones and can cause massive trauma depending on where it goes in.

Don't be a faggot op.

>>689923819
Check em

>>689924134
No it doesn't

>>689924107
> implying I'd even leave a suicide note
Please, I don't tell anyone in my life what's going on now, why would it be any different if I committed suicide?

>>689924134
OP is faggot by default tho

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>>689924177
Czech-ed.

>>689922742
Nice time stamp phaggot. Aim the gun in your mouth.

>>689922742
Do something cool before you go an hero

>>689924445
So close yet so far, a shame

Also check em

Take out the hindbrain and you will die. You won't worry about brain damage if you hit the cerebellum.

PS, don't do it faggot.

>>689924496
Fuck your timestamp. I'm not a femanon.

>>689924500
I live in Idaho. Cool is against the law here.

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>>689922742
Not like this. You need to hit brain, ideally brain stem.

>>689924342

>citation needed

>>689924800
I already mentioned I'm not going to do it.
I don't love myself enough to put me out of my patheticness.

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OP you really should kill yourself. All the cool kids are doing it.

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>>689924800
This thread is magic, OP. Hopefully enough magic to convince your faggot ass not to kill yourself.

>>689925176
Fuck your peer pressure argument.

>>689925184
See: >>689925053

Can I have the gun when you're dead?

>>689923726
Holy shit I died of laughter xD

>>689925398
It's not even my gun, so I guess? But you'll be waiting a while seems how I made it clear I'm not gonna commit suicide and I just started this thread to get insulted by anons.

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>>689922742
Back of the throat, slightly upwards. As long as your aim is true even a .22 bullet will cause guaranteed death.

You'd preferably hit the medulla but any part of the brainstem is fine.

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>>689923391
Underrated post!

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This was it? Man /b/ has gotten lazy. I expected a lot more insults against me from you faggots. It's all good though: even one is enough for me to cling on to as "proof" that I'm a terrible person.

>>689922905
Don't do that to a cop, his job is already stressful enough.

Join ISIS and do an attack for them. Just make sure it's in the ghetto around niggers and liberals. If guns are involved make sure they're acquired illegally.

Give your life for a good cause. Create a redflag operation to help ensure God Emperors election. Make sure to anhero or surrender before law enforcement can be harmed.

>>689927254
> give my life to a good cause
They'd just want to return my life.

>>689927126
Contrary to popular belief, we're not all psychopaths waiting to pressure people into mutilation and suicide.

Honestly I would've thought the easiest way to do it would be to just go solo skydiving and don't deploy your chute.

>>689922742
If I was about to kill myself I would go on a rob and rape spree first.

>>689923591
How about I stick it right in your cocksucker and you tell me it isn't real

>>689922742
at your penis

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>>689922742
If ya not going to suicide, at least shoot yaself in the foot for /b/ entertainment.

>>689922742
Behind your ear has been proven to be the most reliable place.

Behind the ear

>>689923412
>it's always darkest before the dawn
Actually, it starts getting kind of light before the dawn. So if you think it's really really dark, it's probably because the sun is never coming back, and hope is dead.

>>689931734
Unless you define dawn as everything after the darkest moment of night, which is what faggots like the ones who come up with those sayings would do.

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don't kill yourself with a gun, you fucking loser. Kill yourself with pills or something that SJWs won't lobby against after you kill yourself. I know you're a selfish asshole for wanting to kill yourself, but don't take our guns away from us.

Pic related, a reason to live.

back of the neck. try to hit the spinal chord there.

>>689929821
If you look at the cylinder there isn't even any holes where bullets would go.

DONT DO IT

>>689932366
Fuck off SJW

>>689922742

This coming from someone who has never shot .22 before, obviously.
Fag.
I can assure you that .22 is LETHAL.
Obviously, not everywhere is a killshot but you shoot yourself in the pterion and you will NOT live to tell the tale.

Source; i've shot all kinds of .22, LR (of course these do more damage), .22 HV, .22 regular you name it.

TLDR; this'll kill ya

>>689929821
What's a cocksucker

>>689932364
heritage rough rider .22lr, if I'm not mistaken. You're a total asshat. Hope you go back to school soon.

>>689932364
>holes where bullets go?

those would be in your head dumbfuck

>>689923819
Check 'em

>>689932215
How is that a reason to live? You know good and well we're all too autistic to get a taste of that.

That's a nice japanese replica. I have one just like it.

>>689932978
Harrington & Richards 949
H&R '49er'

9 shot revolver
decent gun for playing around
Designed after a gun from the 1800s
fairly accurate if maintained.
Hammer spring wears out over time.
Good target gun for a beginner.

>>689922742
well maybe just before you shoot, slit your throat open so you bleed out.

>>689925999
why not hold the gun behind neck instead?

>>689932215
>suicide is selfish
>hurr durr I'm autistic

in your dick

>>689922742
devote your life to try and kill Hillary Clinton your death will never be forgotten and you can rape her in hell too

>>689924177
Holy check

>>689934112
Off by one faggot

>>689925999
Checked

>>689922742
.22's will do the job every time, take my word for it, buy the hypersonic bullets with the hollow point.
I use these, they will punch through the skull and mushroom into a bloody great mess inside and leave you very dead.

The bullet may leave the head (unlike other .22's), trust me on this, they are super effective.

>>689935486
do you think his arms are 4 fucking metres long? get a banana now and try aim it upwards at the back

>>689936531
You assume he's going to hell for that?

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>>689937346
This is now a babana thread

>>689936531
the perpetrator of that surely will spend all of eternity in Heaven

>>689924177
Checked

>>689922742
At a cop.
They'll do the rest.

>>689922905
Have to put on a gorilla suit and swing a kid around though

>>689922742
Ten to one on your five bucks you have no clue what "point blank" means.
Go suck a truckload of cocks, cunt.

listen to me anon

aim at the base of your skull right below your brain. right at the brain stem. it will destroy your medulla oblongata and stop your heart immediately. you'll not feel anything, and you'll be dead before you hit the floor.

you have two options... first. is to insert the barrel all the way into your mouth. shoot yourself through the back of the throat. thats the most obvious way.

Second option is to shoot yourself in the back of the neck right above the nape. this will be more difficult because of the angle, but it'll be a more sure-fire severance of the brain stem.

>>689927254
>Don't do that to a cop, his job is already stressful enough.
Such a tool

>>689937346
done
that wasnt hard faget

Devote ur life to killing Hillary

>>689923391
anon saving lives one shitpost at a time

>>689940490
die

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>>689941261
It's ok, Anon. Submission is all you know.