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This is my hamster. His name is Portis. I want to send a cute
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This is my hamster. His name is Portis. I want to send a cute photo of him to my friend. After many tries, i could finally capture a cute moment but you see, there is a piece of shit hanging from his ass. Can anyone remove that with photoshop?
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>>689920220
here ya go
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lmao
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>>689920666
them trips :o
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>>689920220
Portis is cute af,
are u sure thats not his prolapse?

anyways, here u go OP.
u welcome
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I SWEAR TO GOD IF I CANT GET A DECENT PHOTOSHOPPED ONE ILL SQUEEZE THE SHIT OUT OF HIM
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>>689921180
Nigga what the fuck
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>>689920220
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>>689921180

DO IT
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>>689920518
>>689920855
>>689921052
fuck you.
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>>689921180
dont hurt him, here u go
>thank MS Paint
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>>689921646
thanks m8
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>>689922124
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>>689922124
hahaha
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>>689922173
u welcomes
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>>689922124
Best one
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This pictuer mackes me wanna cum
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>>689923269
We need to go deeper
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Kill him already
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>>689923269
rofl
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>>689923589
fuck off. i already got what i wanted.

bonus: his brother Mingus
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>>689923435
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Now I want a fucking hamster.
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>>689922124
Don't talk to me or my son ever again
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SEND IT TO SPACE!
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>>689924058
THIS.. THIS!!!
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>>689920666
WINRAR
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>>689923843
how come he can defy gravity?
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Stamp on it
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>>689924037
i highly advice. its so easy to take care of them. heres the whole family
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>>689925620
Bestestest.
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>>689923843

shit man he's adorable
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>>689925620
i used to have a couple hamsters when i was little, then one of em ate the face off the other. the one left died shortly after from unknown cause.
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What does a shaved hamster look like probably ugly as fuck
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>>689920220
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>>689921180
dubs should do it
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Op put your hamster in cold water and a cup on top of him so he can't get out and take a pic then let him out
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Yah put your hamster in the base of the sink put a cup over him and turn on the cold water then take a pic and send us it but let him go after the pic
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>>689926035
how did you manage to do that? all you need to do is feed them, give them water and change wood shavings occasionally
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>>689924037
Don't. Get a rat. Way better pet.
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>>689928306
they had everything they needed, water and food. their bedding would be 50% food when it was time to clean the cage. do you think hamsters can suddenly get a psychotic break and go on rampages? they were kinda old too i guess so maybe alsheimers kicked in and the one forgot it was a hamster and killed the other in self defense
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>>689928916
totally! over the years ive had plenty of rats. only downside is that they only live 2-3 years if you're lucky
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I have 6 hamsters in my office, and one of them has been driving me crazy for some time. I been looking for an excuse to step on that little fucker.
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>>689929946
what does the hamster(s) do to drive you crazy?
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