http://www.scp-wiki.net/
Last three digits of your post is the scp you're now stuck in a room with. How fucked are you?
>>689904471
Literally a fucking satellite. Yeah ill be fine
>>689904397
Let's try this.
>>689904397
Rolling 4 glory
Inb4 fucked
rool
Like I give a shit about some gay giant teddy bear
>>689904397
THIS IS SPARTAAAAA
>>689904397
roll
>>689904397
Rawfl
Ohhh I'll bite.
Rolling
Fuck
Anything but the talking computer
>>689904895
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-895
WTF is that ?? i wont be stuck in a room with that, it is the fucking room i'll be stuck in ... soviet russia ?
Ok, how fucked
Literally Trash
>>689904876
Oh no PILLS well I guess I'm fucked
rollin for boredom
>>689904905
Im good. Worst it can do is give me cancer.
>>689904397
rollerino
rip me maybe, I guess
What's the point in having 999 monsters in the lore when there's no way the games will feature all of them
>>689905364
I'm stuck in a room with a point several hundred meters above a volcano on Io, another celestial body
kek
ROLL NOW
I'm pretty sure I'll survive.
Rollin'
>>689904397
Roll
Rollang
>689905493
my anus is intact
fug :DD
>>689905191
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-191
Cyborg Child
California roll
rolol
>>689905563
Well shucks
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-563
llor
well shit
>>689905190
Ooh classic! You'll be fine if you're stuck in a room with the coffin, it's completely harmless as long as you don't use recording devices/view recordings of the inside of the coffin.
>>689905604
A FUCKING TABLE
nice
>>689904397
Roll
>>689904397
Rol
Rolling for loli computer
>>689904397
rolling for something that'll tear me limb from limb
>>689904687
Nice. A text adventure game that rewrites history based upon your actions in-game. I could get a lot of mileage out of this.
>>689905497
> what's the point of having lore
To have lore you useless fuck, it was originally about the articles anyways
SCP originated here
e4r
ROLLLLLLLL
>>689904397
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/
wot?
>>689904397
Rollinngggg
lol rolling
Rol
K
>>689905035
035..... Fuck...
I don't wanna die.
>>689904397
Face your fears.
>>689904397
Roller rooney
>>689905809
Not fucked at all, I just have to not put on the boots
>>689904397
le roll
>>689905842
>SCP-842 is a 2 m x 0.8 m dilapidated antique operating table capable of remote viewing and surveillance...
A table that can look though cameras...
i think i'll be okay.
lets see
>>689906295
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-295
I think I'm okay
>>689905802
Not just any table, a super spooky scp labled table
>>689904397
ooooh these are always fun
>>689905860
Nice strawman faggot
>>689906381
>I'm stuck in a room with sheet music
Safe
>>689905974
Basically it's the files and archives of a MIB-style agency that contains supernatural and weird phenomena.
Monsters, warped space, people with lovecraftian superpowers
rolll
>>689906312
I'm stuck in the room with a man-eating, flying jellyfish. T_T
>>689904397
Roll
ima roll
>>689904397
Fuck me up daddy.
>>689906593
Nigga you better be roman Catholic
Riggity roll.
>>689906510
fuck -_-
>>689904397
help
Rollarino
I've only ever read like a dozen of these. I really should read more.
>>689904397
Sounds fun.
>>689904397
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/
roule
jk rawlins
>>689904397
Rolleroni
>>689906416
easy
lets see again
Boh boh boh
>>689904397
rollin'
I'll be fine
>>689904397
Pizza rolling
>>689906526
> nice strawman
>>689904397
roll that
rollerino
>>689905719
as long as its not on, im fine. worst that can happen is radiation burns.
>>689906815
I'm good, as long as I don't open the can
Fwoauw
Rolling 7777777777777
>>689904397
roll
>>689904397
rollerino
>>689906857
Well this one was pretty shitty. Would be scary but not that interesting and not at all dangerous. Guess I'll check out whatever this post rolls.
>>689906682
RIP anon
Rawlin
>>689906840
Eh, I think I'll be okay
>>689906408
Okay this makes me slightly less safe.
>SCP-842 will not display any anomalous properties until a living human lays face up on the table. Once the subject lays face up on the table, the subject becomes completely immobilized from the neck down, and is henceforth designated SCP-842-1.
>SCP-842 will use SCP-842-1 to display terrain, buildings, objects, and entities within the chosen viewing area. SCP-842-1 will be altered to mimic the chosen viewing area in real time, and any alterations of the viewing area or updated information will be displayed immediately on SCP-842-1
All i have to do is NOT lay face up on the table.
I think face down is okay, though.
Let's do it
>>689906619
Jeans......
roller
Rolling
>>689907053
kekowice
rolls
>>689904397
rip me
Vagina
>>689904397
fuck me up plis
gwed
Rollin nigga
>>689904397
rollan
>>689906906
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-906
Fuck me
>>689904397
Rollah pollah
>>689904397
sure, why not
very
>>689904397
Roll
>>689904397
rolling for 279
>>689907065
SCP-065 is a spherical region of space approximately 12 m in radius located on a farm near [REDACTED]. SCP-065 was formed by the destruction of an anomalous artifact on-site by the Global Occult Coalition on ██/█/██; immediately following this initial event, the radius of SCP-065 was estimated to have initially expanded to 108 m in radius, resulting in the deaths of eleven (11) GOC operatives and five (5) civilians. Since containment by the Foundation, the effective radius of SCP-065 has shrunk to and remained stable at its current size.
SCP-065 causes abnormal transfiguration of any living organism within its area of effect. These effects include but are not limited to:
Regression of specialized cells to an undifferentiated stem state.
Spontaneous separation and fusion of undifferentiated cells.
Spontaneous necrosis of living tissue and reanimation of dead tissue.
Rapid genetic mutation of living tissue.
>>689906924
i am mighty boned
>>689904397
rolllolololrerrinino
>>689904397
hurr hurr
rollin"
>>689907495
I'm pretty much safe.
>>689904397
001 GET
Gull
>>689907426
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/
I am a toaster
I hope its that robot one
Roooool
>>689907687
>687
seems pretty good actually
>>689904397
I've lived my life.
>>689904397
Special Child Porn?
roll
>>689904397
roll
Rowling.
>>689907707
3spooky5me
>>689907899
Dubs has spoken.
Report this thread OP get v& and b&
>>689904397
rollerino
>>689904397
Rollan
I think I may be fucked...
>>689907891
Literally a fucking farm.
>>689907930
must be big fucking room to fit an island
>>689904397
roll
689908003 I'm with a motherboard should be ok
Dollar, dollar on the wall.
Which SCP is the worst of them all.
Roll.
Mine can't be that bad
I am stuck in a room with some thread. send help...
allright. rolling
>>689907830
A quicksand pit that you can talk with? Safe as long as i dont touch it. Reroll
>>689907415
Not fucked at all, I even get extra reading material.
>>689907969
an unknown-chemical insect repellant with strict use limitations (outdoors and exposed skin only) and largely fierce paranormal
effects upon infringing them...
well I dont have to use it
>>689908346
SCP-046 is a predatory botanical mass located in southwestern Kentucky.
>>literally a fucking bush
>>689907997
ooh, nice one.
I won't have to worry about flies, mosquitors or spiders anymore
Rollerino
>>689904397
rollerino
>>689908416
I don't think mine can fit inside a room.
>>689904397
pls
worth a try
>>689904397
Rellanious
>>689904397
Is there a fleshlight SCP?
>>689908600
I would rather like it.
>>689906526
"A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not advanced by that opponent."
He did not refuse to argue back, he just gave you a reason as to why you need to put a shotgun in your mouth and pull the trigger.
I hope your kids drown in bleach.
>>689904397
Trying this out.
these threads are like gay-er than those which ask me thank a skeleton else my fufu lame ass will be roasted
r
>>689904397
Rolling
>>689904397
ROLLOOO
>>689904397
sCP
Rollerino.
>>68990439
хи ви го
>>689904397
tolling
>>689909119
I'm stuck with a fucking microwave
Rolling for 420
>>689904397
RoLlLlLlLl!!!!!!!!!!
>>689908879
you do realize that if there were, it would either kill you, take away your genitals, or cause some random woman to get pregnant with your child
>>689904397
nice idea OP
>>689904397
Rip
>>689909820
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-820
R O L L
O
L
L
rool
>>689904397
roll
>>689904397
i'm ok
>>689909262
Win.
Rollerino
>>689909936
Im stuck with a tree ooooh boy
>>689906526
>>689909225
sick shit
never heard of it
thanks you anon for teaching me what a straw man fallacy is
>gerfag
>>689909999
Witnessed!!
>>689908303
As long as your name isn't eric you're fine.
>>689909821
or it fucks you back in the ass
Roll
>>689907174
>that gif
>>689909934
A lighthouse? k
>>689904397
rollerino bambiino
I have a death wish for posting here...
Roll I suppose
>>689910041
The tree grows humans.
>>689904397
Fuq
>>689904397
rollll
Let's roll
>>689904397
roll
Roll
rolllll
rolling like a faggot
>>689908879
ther actually is an scp that changes shape to the strongest sexual desire of its watcher
but fucking it will result in death by muscle crippeling
>>689910445
Fucking paper that can fold... wow
>>689910561
Rerolling
Fuck me up fam
>>689904397
PLZ 183
>>689904397
never seen such a thread
>>689910634
Meh, I'm a dunce anyway
>>689904397
SUCC
Ez
>>689910830
Oh shit I'm fucked
rooll
>>689904397
Roll! Gimmy a good'n
Prolly aint fucked. rawling
>>689904397
One with god
>>689904397
Lmao lets go
>>689908879
>>689910779
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-071
found it
>>689904397
Roll
roll for Satan
>>689904397
>>689911020
nah just run to the other door
and you are save
>>689904397
Roll
>>689904397
>http://www.scp-wiki.net/
AYY NIGGAH
>>689911213
Im actually fucked.
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-213
lets go for a 2nd round
Rolling again cuz the monkies were bitches
>>689910980
Shit