Probably a subaru

>>689897369
congrats, you caught herpes.

Call the doctor man, do you have insurance?

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>>689897369

chlamydia, i had that... just get it checked and take the medicines on time.

>>689897369
Yeah, quick, cut your dick off before it spreads. It's the only way to prevent it.

>>689897369
congrats, you got balanitis.

>>689897475
Real>>689897524>>689897524
What do you mean take meds on time?

>>689897369

tell me OP, was it worth it?

>>689897640
So it doesen't get worse you fucking dumbass

>>689897369

Are you maintaining proper hygiene?

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>>689897739
No fucking way

>>689897640

im terrible following doctor's directions, i always forget to take the meds so the std stood for a little bit more and got worse (brown liquid coming out of my dick, burning sensation while peeing, etc) so i only got myself to enlarge the duration of the disease.

I had to start the meds again from scratch.

Good job, OP, you got yourself balanitis xerotica oblierans.

>>689897369
Congrats on the HIV. You should have more unprotected random sex with others to spread the love

>>689897774
As in, I'm going to have to do this regularly or prevent it becoming more than mild?

It could be chlamydia or another sti/std. Go see a doc. Did you mean you had sex with a kia rondo? I mean you have obscure tastes.

>>689897950

nah i only took the meds for a month and it went away, also dont forget to check for hiv on 6 months.

>>689897473
fully sick bro

>>689898154
Yeah I'm going into the doctors soon, I don't have my own Medicare yet so I hesitated from asking my mum

>>689897814
Yeah, wash daily, I was really drunk when it happened and didn't really wash that night. I fucking regret all of it

>>689898316
just pay bulk bill, it will probs be like $80 max

>>689898504
Yeah I'm going In, but is this more likely and irritation like balanitis or an STI?

>>689897828
Dunno if sarcastic, but yeah, you got that.

>>689898627
Yeah if the doc thinks so he will send off to tests and give you anti-biotics

Fungal or yeast infection faggot

>>689898>>689898733
I'm so fucking dressed dude, I really hope this is nothing more than a coincidence

>>689898673
Sarcastic about what?

>>689898912
yeah you should be ok matey, good luck!

>>689899095
it was obvious you have balanitis, i just pointed it out.

>>689899095
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Balanitis#Cause

>>689899226
Thanks bud

>>689897369
dude did u fuck the same girl I did????

seriously though I just caught an STD on Saturday bro... The fucking clap. I'm dripping pus and blood and I can't pee without burning

>>689899367
Doesn't say on the wiki but is this in addition to a worse STI or just balantis

>>689899739
Oh fuck man you got it way worse, I'm really sorry dude

>>689899835
balanitis is inflammation of the cock head. You have an STI that's giving you balanitis, it's a symptom, not a disease. To diagnose a disease you need some test.

>>689900083
>>689900083
Fucking hell, and thank-you for the info I was looking for

>>689899930
yeah, but you can't win the lottery if you don't play lol.

but seriously go to a doctor, asap. Suck it up and talk to your mom if you have to. Because to be perfectly honest you could easily have ghonnerea or chlamidya. Because notice that irration and skin lessons around your pee hole? That's how mine started too and then it got worse and worse.

after you go a few hours without passing you should probably sqeeze the head of your dick make sure nothing comes out. Do it once or twice a day. Then you'll know forsure

>>689900463
You said it got worse, what did it turn out to be?

>>689897369
Congratulations, you just won Chlamydia! It'll slowly go through your body and will attack heart, eyes, respiratory system and brain. This is not a joke. Go find a doctor.

>>689900937
I havbt got the test back, I will this weekend. Doctor highly suspects gonnorhea.

> 3 days after I noticed a wierd tingling
>4 days mild discomfor when peeing, nothing major
>day 5 full blown pus coming out when I squeeze my dick, and major burnage when I pee. Went to see doc asap. Got some anti biotics
>day 6, now, took first antibiotics, waiting on pharmacy to get me the rest tomorrow should know Saturday what I have for sure

>>689900397
np, friend.
Just go to the doctor. Not treating an sti might lead to something really bad, like sterility, losing your testicles, a very bad UTI, death. It's really easy to treat, you just go to the doctor, he looks at your cock and prescribes an antibiotic useful against what disease you have.
He might get a blood test, that's the worst that can happen.

>>689901251
Ok thanks man good luck

nigger that's full blown AIDS

>>689901338>>689901338
Alright I should be going in the next couple days, I don't think I'm getting sleep tonight

>>689901338
He'll surely put a stick in the cock to obtain the extract which can be sent into laboratory. That's 100%.

>>689901970
Ahh interesting

>>689901970
bs you just piss in a cup, or take a blood test. When u pee the bacteria if any will go into the cup for them to test. Called a dirty catch

>>689901970
He's op, he'll love it.

>>689902307
He's right

>>689902282
Stop fucking telling shit. He needs to take bacteria extract which is located inside penis on the tip of the penis like 1cm deep. Faggot.

>>689901338
So the only real worry is not the balanitis itself but that it could be caused by a worse STI and that can only be diagnosed by the GP right?

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and thats why you wear a fuckin rubber you dumb fucking cunts.

Dude relax your not gonna lose your dick. You got the clap. Go to the free clinic on the *browner* side of town (trust me its there) and get some fuckin dick pills

>>689902644
hah get mad more faggot.

he may or may not get a stick shoved up his pee hole. Depending on what country he's in, or he just may pee Ina cup, which is ALOT more likely since he's not presenting many symptoms.

>>689903415
Faggot. It is a standard procedure. There are 4 good bacterias living inside your penis and it needs to be tested if there are some more. This can be examined with 100% results ONLY with a sample from INSIDE penis with a FUCKING STICK. Blood or pee tests are not FUCKING 100%. Btw, the stick looks a bit like an Ear cleaner. I'm a FUCKING doctor.

>>689903949
you sound angry mr. Doctor, maybe you should go self prescribe some more meds for yourself. Also would be a good idea to thoroughly remove the stick from your anus, or maybe peehole in this case.

>>689904237
You are an idiot.

>>689904733
Thanks guys you helped with my piece of mind a little

>>689905377
Good. Now go see your local doc. More you wait more harm will be done. Care your penis with love.