ITT: We poorly describe a movie and others have to guess it.
>Guy discovers he has weird power when he's about to die
>Guy does something bad with power.
>Guy discovers another guy with power
>Two guys with powers fight organization
>Guy ends up dating girl.
>>689891887
Deadpool
The fuckin Bruce Willis movie with Sam Jackson?
>running and shit
>what the fuck is that the Death Star or some shit
>there's a planet too
>mightaswellgo.jpg
>who is this bitch
You guys probably won't get it
here's mine:
a movie about a single sane woman on a spaceship full of complete retards
>>689892530
Alien?
>>689892622
bingo
>also: Aliens
>go get this book
>did you say the words?
>angry dooting
>mother fucker
>mother fucker
>mother fucker
>nigger
>coffee
>mother fucker
>>689892842
Pulp fiction?
>>689892842
pulp fiction?
>>689892918
Indeed
>>689892842
Pulp Fiction
>>689892803
Army of Darkness
>>689892234
Nope! Jumper.
>>689891887
>bad acting
>jews
>jews
>no jews die
>jews
>>689893001
Winrar
>>689892296
Die Hard 3
>>689892296
No. Jumper. You made me kek though, thanks man
>I was only pretending to be retarded
This one is really easy and it was an amazing movie
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>who the fuck is this guy?
>hi
>ah, I should hate him
>let's make a tatoo then
>why does he have long hair when he is balding?
>plane crash
>balding guy fights almost everyone
>hey baby here's a doll
>>689893143
Every user on 4chan after they realise they've fallen for a bait.
>>689891887
Jumper?
>>689892803
Ash Vs Army of Darkness?
>>689893035
The latest Sarah Jessica Parker movie?
>> im going to rob this house 4 reasons
>> jesus christ this was the wrong house to choose
> ow my hands
>>689893035
Boy in the striped pajamas?
>>689893305
Home alone
>>689893305
home alone?
>>689893300
lel you're not wrong, but you're not right. Keep thinking, you're probably seen it.
>>689893305
Yes to Army of Darkness, idk about the rest
>>689893035
Schindler's list?
>>689891887
Jumper
>>689893162
Mememto
>>689893235
con air
niggers
>>689893406
yeah, too easy
>>689893424
Correct
>>689893442
Straight out of compton
>>689893405
>>689893318
I said no jews died
>>689893305
Close but no
>>689891887
>guy in army
>sent on mission with buddies
>get compromised
>run
>guys friends all die
>finds locals
>knife
>thanks locals
>>689893464
i fucking hated that movie
>put the bunneh back in the box
fucking horrible acting
>>689893143
Usual suspects
>Black guy gets thrown in jail for murder of two childs.
>Is he religious?
>He's acting really weird
>Oh shit he cured my urinal infection
>He isn't really a murderer
>He spits moths here and there.
>They kill him by the electric chair.
>He passes his inmortality to the officer in-chief of the sentence.
>Holy shit the mouse too.
This one is TOO easy.
>>689893549
Lone survivor
>they always make movies together
>retardedly edgy
>I have to stick it up my what?
>Katy perry
>>689893549
Predator?
>>689893442
Boyz n da Hood
Haircut
Haircut 2
>>689893570
WINRAR
>>689893607
You're good
>>689893601
green mile
>>689893609
The Interview
>>689893601
The green Mile
Got one nobody will get:
>Russian tank breaks down in snow
>US senator invites them in from the cold
> Multiple Scandals
>>689893653
Thank you.
>>689893601
this wasn't described badly
>>689893601
Fucking. Longest blue mile or some such shit.
>Be crowned king
>Go conquer the known world
>fuck a femboy
>9 year pass
>Soldiers wan't to go home
>Die at young age without a heir.
>>689893665
Yup
>>689893364
>>689893401
Well I didn't think of that one initially but it fits so I'll give it to you. I was going for "The Collector"
>Idiot tries to fight a bear.
>straya cunt
>>689893814
bear grylls
>Crash Landing
>Dies in crash
>Space people perform heart surgery
>Hypnotized to do bidding
>Stops being hypnotized somehow
>Blows up space people
>kid
>said kid becomes cop
>furrys
>>689893814
Revenant
>>689893814
Revenant
>>689893814
The Revenant
>>689893814
that movie with leo dicaprio
forget the name
>>689893770
Alexander
>Scarlet Johanson
>What's Luigi doing here?
>cubanos
>>689893867
Titanic of course
>>689893881
Correct
>>689893896
thats the one
>stuck in the middle of nowhere
>literally
>only food is potatoes
>>689893940
the martian
>>689893940
Latvia, the movie
>>689893940
the martian
>guys likes fast cars
>can drive pretty good
>need $
>race with buddy and nemesis
>buddy dies
>gaol
>revenge
>race
>win
>profit?
(This is a series. I'm going to describe one of the movies whithin the series. It's not the first one. Clarifying just so you don't get confused)
>Guy wants to retire from his carreer.
>He finds out all along his profession was a big setup by his jewish 'friend'
>When giving his retire speech, he is confronted by a guy who wants to challenge him before he retires.
>Guy gets mad and accepts.
>Guy doesn't train a lot. But challenger guy does.
>Day of the fight: Guy loses and challenger wins, he gets cocky. His jewish 'friend' dies of a heart attack.
>He gets sad.
>Guy goes again against challenger.
>He wins this time.
>man finds briefcase
>other man wants it back
>other man kills man for it
>islander
>comes to usa
>hey man, don't talk to me like a cok-a-roach
>Cocaine
a movie about toys who "do horrible things to each other".
>>689893957
>>689893985
Winrar
>>689891887
Black man rapes colonialist, white man vomits his innards onto woman's face, money lost by accident, impromptu and unprofessional vasectomy done with the wrong equipment, abraham lincoln
>some fortune cookies defend an island
>>689891887
x men origins: wolverine
>>689894005
Fast & furious?
>>689893840
oblivion i think it's called? The one with Tom Cruise.
>>689894005
Tokyo drift
>British guys
>Oh no bad guys
>Let's tk thm 2 da bar
>blood and ice cream movie
>>689893833
Hint: >it's a sequel
>>689894008
Rocky?
there was this guy who stole this others guys kids, and he had to beat up a bunch of guys and kill a guy to get his little guys back.
>>689893770
Alexander
>>689894008
The second rocky?
>> its only gay if emotions touch
>> STOP TOUCHING MY EMOTIONS
>> oops I wish you'd touched my emotions more
>>689894008
That movie with Silvester Stallone with assassins and shit ?
>>689894015
Toy soldiers
>locked down with stupid retard chimps
>kills
>all
>of
>them
>>689894111
>>689894126
One of you is wrong. And the other one needs to be more specific
>>689894036
seems like my choice for this night. Provide title if no winrar
>>689894005
Drive?
>>689894008
rocky?
>>689894008
Third Rocky
>>689894088
Hot Fuzz or World's End?
>you killed my dog
>now I kill you
>>689894111
Trips checkum
>>689894184
Planet of the Niggers.
>>689894008
Rocky
>lab
>dead people
>they didn't stay dead
>>689894211
aite
>>689894243
Finally. Yes! It's my favorite movie.
>>689894277
John Wick
>>689894223
Nigger you have never seen Drive
>>689894284
Nope. Hint:
>motherfucking 1 man army
>WE DIE NO MATTER WHAT
>nevermind
>>689894331
Winrar
>>689894277
John Wick