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why do i have a small dick. i'm 18. I'll have to carry
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why do i have a small dick.
i'm 18.
I'll have to carry with this little shit all my life.
i would rather prefer to be a girl instead of having such a small dick.
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it's still better than being a nigger
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>>689888951
May as well be, yer certainly whining like a little bitch
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>>689889196
and what i'm supposed to do you fucking smartass?
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Maybe you should just die?
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>>689888951
Average penis size across North America is 5.18 inches. The bell curve for penis size is pretty pronounced, so unless you have been formally diagnosed with micropenis, you should be good to go. Most of the exceptionally large penes you see in porn are actually latex prostheses made by the same FX houses which do effects for Hollywood movies. (I've spent many years working in the sex industry, so take my word on this.)

Stop getting your sexual information from the digital equivalent of the schoolyard and you won't get these feelings of inadequacy.
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How small is it? Your probably beating yourself over nothong.
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>>689889521
does this fix the problem?
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>>689889978
8.5 cm erect
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>>689890282
Impossible.
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>>689890282
That's not too bad. It's on the smaller side, but not significantly. The great apes, which weigh 400-500 pounds, only have an erect penis length of half that, and they get the job done just fine. More than 90% of the nerve endings in the vagina are within the first two inches, which means if you're at least two inches long you can satisfy any woman. What's more important during vaginal stimulation is simultaneous clitoral stimulation, which means if you want to be absolutely sure you're giving proper pleasure, buy "grapes" to wear during coitus.
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>>689890282
aww what?

really??
Pics dude, i don't believe you man. not being a hater or nothing, just like wow
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>>689890282
Okay that's pretty small man.
2 options, get enlargement surgery or get into heavy device bondage. If you're good at that and with a chick who likes it she won't ever care about your dick size
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>>689890282
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>>689890701
still that 10% is what counts why give 90% like a faggot, when you can be a 20cm+ chad who can give 110%. trying your best is for faggots doing the best is for people who matter
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>>689890757
Anon do want me to suicide right now?
one time my dad saw it by accident and the laughed, ain't going to show this shit on internet.
just imagine all the people joking about it.
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>>689890922
You're an idiot. I'm guessing you're also a teenager. OP, stop taking sexual life advice from mouth-breathing middle school teenyboppers on a Venezualan parrot-swapping forum.
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>>689888951
Im a grower and i had a 7in dick in freshman year
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>>689891047
Why create a small prnis thread and not even show it? Stop wasting our time.
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>>689888951
Are you feminine enough to pull off trapmode?
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post it fag
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5.5 incher here.

I've always been self-conscience about my size, but thank god for threads like these because they boost my confidence.
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>>689891260
Hairy as fuck.
I'm a complete dude except for the dick.
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>>689891140
>op states hes 18
>LOL YOU MUST BE A TEENAGER
Sure feels like summer.
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>>689891315
>teacher
>he said teenager
You're on the spectrum
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>>689891450
5 incher reporting in. Im a gay bottom so my dick size barely matters.
At least my kids dont gotta worry about small dick genes.
Cuz they wont exist
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>>689891450
5.5 inches is larger than average. The average length in North America is 5.18 inches. Christ, I don't know why I bother. None of you idiot children ever reads a fucking thing I write. The Dunning-Kruger in here is like getting papercuts all over my fucking balls.

You know what? Fuck it. I can't be bothered. I'm out.
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20 y old, 5.5 skinny dick, can't grow facial hair, have man boobs and only weigh 140. I think my parents are secretly putting estrogen in my food.
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>>689891737
22, can grow facial hair, skinny, a-cup, only 135lb
Im happy to be this fucking cute.
Hate shaving my body hair.
DAMN YOU RUSSIAN GENES
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>>689891047
I'll post my story to make you feel better

>be born
>barely survived
>people call it a miracle
>prasejesus.jpg
>mother 1/2 dead from execution
>father comes into the room
>mom passes me to him
>first words he fucking says
>"objectively ugly baby"

>20 years later
>they still call me ugly
>I cry myself to sleep every night
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>>689891856
let me see your dick skelly boy
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>>689891450
5.5 here too. Maybe I'm lacking girth, I don't know, but I find it hard to believe that my dick is actually average size.

My dick is definitely a grower, shrivels up small when it's limp which is the worst part. Getting pansted makes me look like I have a 3 incher and sometimes I wish I wasn't too embarrassed about limp size to take someone up on a streaking dare.
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>>689891857
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>>689891948
N-no anon. Didnt your mom tell you to be nice to pretty boys?
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>>689891857
Ahahahahshafhahaga
Kek
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>>689891633

>Getting this assblasted over no one replying to your post.

Here's your (you)
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>>689891494
My friend is 6'3" and 270 lbs, a large man who used to be a football player is still incredibly strong and has good cardio but is sloppy in his diet. I know he has a small penis, although I'm not sure how small.

Yet he still drives women crazy in bed. In college a couple girls cheated on her boyfriends with him multiple times. One chick dumped her fiancee to try to get back with him.

When we were roommates sometimes he would have trouble making women leave, sometimes his exes would stop by and "hang out" try to get him to hook up even when he had a girlfriend and told them he wasn't interested. This includes women of varying sizes, from tiny to fat.

If my friend can do it, you can do it. I guarantee you he's not submissive in bed.
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>>689889106
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>>689892161
I'd rather be called a racist than be a shitskin
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>>689892102
if it's nice I'll suck on it
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>>689892243
And let a random stranger give me my blowjob first time...
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Become a trap
That's the only way
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>>689888951
>Man > Woman
>Dick > No dick
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>>689892413
I bet you dont have a fat ass
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>>689893335
You're right, i dont.
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>>689893458
0/0 no hips.
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>>689893458
obvious man
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>>689891975
Smarter girls will know what's up. They aren't all totally dumb.
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>>689891857
Show us pictures of your face anon
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>>689890282
same but while i had first erect 13 y ago.
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>>689892413
that dude body

worst cd ever
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>>689888951
Just get SE Asian wife. Go live there fall in love its all natural. Good Luck.
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>>689891508
Last I heard, eight-TEEN was a teenager.
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>>689889968
My penis is 8 inches and thick btw. Aussie here :)
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>>689891450
Thick 8 inch reporting in
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6.5-7 inches but lacking proper girth
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>>689888951
Do this:
1. take a photo of your penis
2. make it look nice (shave)
3. wait for a 'rate my cock' thread or create one
4. put your picture there and write 'I know it's small, but there's nothing I can do about it'
5. people are usually nice in those threads; someone will write 'oh it's not so bad' or something similar and rate it 6 or 7 /10
6. you will feel good for a while, but no, you still won't get laid
7. repeat when you're feeling down

I do that often, so I know.
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gay here I think small penors are cute

it depends on the shape more than size lol, if it looks normal and doesn't have loose skin from circumsision or weird shaped head - is ok
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I am average. From experience, stories of those with big dicks, small dicks, and those taking them, most women(or men) prefer small to average dick for regular sex for comfort and other factors like thickness, curve, or head size.

Some people are into size or stretching, and others have been traumatized by it or physically damaged by an overeager or uncaring partner.

If you can make each other cum, usually everyone will have a good time.
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