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Good morning guys. Cicada on leash today, what shall we do with him?
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Good morning guys.
Cicada on leash today, what shall we do with him?
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>>689878870
Aww it's so cute. I love dogs
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Name him a girl name
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>>689879622
It is a girl. The last time I saw one with a penis, I killed it with fire.
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SPACE PROGRAM
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Make a mansion out of a shoebox and toilet paper rolls for her
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>>689879978
space program
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>>689878870
To space
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>>689879972
Thinking about what I could use, but have nothing that floats.
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>>689880057
Dollar store isn't open for 2h 15m. No balloons today.
What else?
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>>689880465
oh man. Then give it a bellyrub and a tickle tickle, some water and THEN SPACE PROGRAM
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crucify
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>>689880727
Fuck you I'll be back later.
SPACE PROGRAM IS ON.
Even if I look like a retard carrying a balloon around town.
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>>689878870

sorry to be a party pooper, but these trips say release it onto a tree in the woods
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>>689880727
But give me 6 hours. And it might be a different cicada. I'll tie this one up and give him beer, but sometimes they get away.
Check around noon. Sorry I can't send him off until the store opens.
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>>689881203
NICE TRIPS MY FRIEND

>>689880986
>>689881213
IT IS ON. GODSPEED. 6 hours?
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insect fight club
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>>689881475
I am drinking. Plus I can't get a balloon until later.
6 hours man sorry.

Don't worry I'm sure someone will save the pictures and there are millions of cicadas around so one will go to space later.

I can just fuck this one up and get a new one later if you want?
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drinking and abusing useless bugs?
living the life.
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>>689882020

don't fuck it up, feed it some alcohol first, preferably liquor
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i demand space program
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get her to leg eggs in your dick hole
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>>689882020
17 years in the ground to wake up and you're now somebody's pet for the few days of your life.
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>>689882298
Hitched and beer'd.
You guys have my word on the space program after I get a balloon, keep an eye out today.
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>>689882517
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>>689882579
give him a name
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>>689882475
They made me burn one yesterday.

>>689882738
Bzzzzzt Aldrin
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Prick your finger then feed it the blood so ithat develops the hunger for human flesh
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>>689883003
Let me find a sharp thing.
I don't like cutting myself.
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>>689883003
This fucking sucks but I'm working on it.
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>>689883003
Digging into my finger hard but no blood.
How do you suggest I get myself to bleed? I can't get it going.
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>>689884000

Get a fucking knife you fanny.

Nice trips.
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>>689884054
Too dull. Papercut?
I'm set on feeding this thing blood.
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>>689884279

Just cut horizontally across your arm, you should draw some blood if you try hard enough
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>>689884497
I have to go tear up a razor. Hang on there guys.
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>>689884497
Acquired. Hang tight.
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>>689885288

You're certainly going the distance
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>>689885455
Dubs
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>>689885455
Cicada must drink blood before going to space.
Make strong.
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>>689885644
absolutely right
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How the fuck did you manage to leash up a Cicada?
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>>689885783
Every fucking where.
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The blood has angered him.
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>>689886078
it's primal bloodlust, you must prepare a bowl of blood to ease his thirst
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>>689886205
roll for truth
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>>689886300
checked
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>>689878870
already drinking? must be nova scotia
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>>689886205
He's fucking pissed.
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>>689886471
YOU MUST PREPARE THE MEAL, HIS RAGE ONLY GROWS STRONGER
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>>689885783
Kek
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You need to force him to watch violent films to condition him to kill
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>>689886438
They probably don't have 17 years in Canada.
WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD I DO TO THE CICADA, THERE ARE MILLIONS TO DISPOSE OF
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This made my fucking day
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Jar and acid
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>>689886960
I second this.
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Eat him..
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Train him
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Put it on your dick and let it satisfy you
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Make him a killing matchine kill his kind feed them to him
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OP still here?
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Make a cicada fight club
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make him fight other bugs so he'll calm the fuck down
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Make the rope shorter, tie the other end to a small rock (a heavy one for the cicada)

watch how it tries to move it and fly around

itl get strong asf, thats how people trained bugs for wrestling back in afghanistan
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>>689887367
Real requests are a go.
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>>689887690
oh shit
youre insane
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>>689882475
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>>689887690
Thanks! Made me kek hard
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>>689887690
feed it your semen
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>>689887690
I see where this thread is going.
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>>689887650
Roll, also record it fucking around with the rock tied to it
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>>689887794
THIS
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>>689887690
sodomize yourself with it
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>>689887690
give him a semen bath

he needs a protective layer to protect him in space
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>>689879372
underrated post
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>>689887690

this is the /b/ i remember
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>>689887869
Mp4 to webm converter?
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I was in the thread yesterday where you set one on fire i was the guy that said DO IT when you said you would put it in your mouth but not eat it
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>>689887909
SEMEN BATH
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>>689887964

Well im trying to get the old /b/ days back.. and OP is also a good /b/ro
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>>689887969
http://video.online-convert.com/convert-to-webm

godspeed
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>>689885644
You are a based motherfucker, you are doing gods work /b/ro and he smiles upon you eternally.
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>>689888000 I like my trips
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blast it with piss
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>>689888000
Double trips checked
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SOMEONE SCREENCAP THIS THREAD IMMEDIATELY
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>>689888009
Lemmw go fap brother I got this.
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am i about to be of in greatest thread of historys
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>>689888217
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>>689888151
Send my regards to reddit.
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Paint him with sharpie. Ninja cicada
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>>689888224
yes
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archive this
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>>689888224
nah its a 7.8/10 until the space program is a go, then its a 9.2/10
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>>689888217
Godspeed OP
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>>689888217
yo op do this if its not too much of a hassle
>>689887650


luv ur shit, ure a madman
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>>689886078
fucking lol'd
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OP you madman
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>>689888217
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Im glad i took part in this and also let him put it on his dick..

OP is the hero /b/ deserves
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>>689887794
Do it negar
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tie it to a smaller cicada so it feasts on the weaker of its kind
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>>689888394


>>689888217
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>>689888311
Later. Going to fap.
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>>689888311

the best shit about space program is the thing might actually survive it
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>>689888418
or theyre going to end up fucking
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>>689888444
DOUBLE TRIPS
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>>689888444
Checked, nice fullhouse anon
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I should study right now.. but fuck it!
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>>689888489
holy shit i didnt notice
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>>689888009
>>689888217
maybe cosmic rays will go to work and you'll help create the first interspecies baby?

behold cicadaboy!!!!
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>>689888462
in the meanwhile we will keep the thread alive
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duct tape it to your back and jump off a bridge, it will carry you with its wings of magic
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>>689888588
can you beat me off instead ;)
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I can already see all you kids going to school tomorrow and trying to explain to your uninterested "friends" the great adventure you had today and how much of a \b\ro you are.
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Cicadas on a leash. Safer communities together.
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attach it to a model rocket with a parachute

we must begin the cicada space race
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>>689880465
Muriatic acid in a bottle with some shredded tin foil, the gas that comes out it's lighter air, fill a balloon with it!
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>>689888596
he won't need duct tape, he can use his human glue stick and jizz him to his back
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kill it with fire
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>>689888662
Gotta love the smell of summer
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Fapkins. 5 Mins guys.
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>>689885644
kek OP today was not a faggot
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>>689888699
*lighter THAN air
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>>689888662
It's summer dumbass
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And now we wait for OP to cum on it
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>>689888699
(x) doubt
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Lots of 8's
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>>689888747
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>>689888747
cum faster, go to /gif/ or something
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>>689886078
hahahah
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>>689888828
Shit that was close
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>>689888795
dem gets
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>>689888662
better than standing around the watercooler, in whatever shit tier job you do, trying to explain why you watch pony cartoons and jerk it to traps
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>>689888747
LET HIM BATH IN YOUR GLORY
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rolling for 8
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>>689888795
i dont think anyone really gives a fuck
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>>689887690
oh hadn't had so much fun in /b/ for a while
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This post is gonna be trips
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>>689887690
Kek
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>>689888888
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>>689878870
Take him on a walk through the park and ask people if they would like to pet it then get extremely offended when they decline, also post the video on youtube.
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>>689888918
Faggot
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>>689888976
faggot
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>>689889083

It takes one to know one
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good thread, jizz on it and send it to space to colonize new planets
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>>689889061
Nigger
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>>689889138
It takes two to tango
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>>689889083
Faggot
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>>689889138
indeed
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>>689889138
CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE CIS SCUM
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>>689889158
Faggot
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>>689889035
OP get another tomorrow morning and do this please
Cum on this one and send it to space
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>>689889243
Sperglord
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OP PLEASE HURRY ITS TURNING TO SHIT IN HERE AGAIN
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Get a load and wear them in your pants
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Cmon OP.....
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Just replying to be remembered in screencaps
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>>689889278
SOON THERE WILL BE A GRAVEYARD FULL OF CICADAS IT IS THE CICADA HOLOCAUST
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>>689889312
Friend
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>>689889368
GAS THE CICADAS OP THEY ARE INFERIOR
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>>689889368
YES
OP IS CICADA HITLER CONFIRMED
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>>689889194
You need three to start a spree
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>>689880986
If you wait too long it'll speed boost away
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>>689889474
you need four to start a war
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OP has erectile dysfunction confirmed
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>>689889436
Agreed, fart in a jar then trap one inside.
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>>689889474
you need four to be a whore
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>>689889421
Cumfaggot
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>>689887690
You summer fags are alright
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>>689889591
Dicklips
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>>689888821
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGzR-apeAR4
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Put the cicada. On ur balls whilst you fap
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>>689889575
Five to shuck and jive
(meaning 5 dudes doing butt sex)
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c'mon OP....we believe in you
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>>689889636
Vagina ears
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>>689889575
not op but i feel guilty. i couldnt jerk off to porn and the only thing that got me hard was thinking about raping my gf sister. not rape really but i had to think i was fucking her...... gf walked in and caught us....... she tried to pull away but i wouldnt let her......... then i came....... /b/ has ruined me........6+ years on here is taking its toll
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>>689889732
>>689889706
the fuck happened
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Bump this thread Holy fucking speed /b/ump this shit made me kek hard af
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>>689889759
noone cares faggot
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>>689889278
>>689889368
>>689889035

Implying OP can get more cicada's he should do the following:
>acquire multiple cicada's, lets say about 10
>put them in a safe spot like a jar or something, I dont know if they fight eachother so try to avoid putting them all in a single space
>buy some animal blood, just enough to fill the bottom of each jar
>dont drown them
>implying they get mad as fuck from blood as seen before, they might get to the stage of raging
>get them all on leashes or balloons again
>do something like >>689889035 suggested
>if my theory is right, raging cicada's on a leash with you in a park is a fucking weird and scary sight
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>>689889759
Then ban yourself and gtfo?
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>>689889834
just trying to keep things interesting until op comes back. figured it might be a conversation starter but eh yeah understandable hahaha
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>>689889759
Pic of gf and gf sister or gtfo
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>>689889759
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http://flockmod.com/eden
Come do something while we wait
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>>689889846
Do what this anon implied and have an airborne cicada rumble fight club
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>>689889907
hold a key as long as you can hold your breath
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>>689889846
Even better, a Gamestop.
OP, go to gamestop and demand a free game or you release the bloodthirsty cicadas
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stop fucking up the image limit, if a new thread needs to be started we may lose OP
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>>689889999
Oh shit!!!
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>>689889999
Chekt
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>>689889999
Checked
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>>689890000
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>>689890003
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>>689889996
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>>689890133
Checked
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>>689890164
Checked
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>>689889996
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>>689890206
Checked
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This is the best thread I've seen in a long time. Please OP cum on that cicada for your fellow /b/ros! We believe in you!
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>>689888888
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Best thread I have seen in awhile

Holy fucking kek
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>>689879648
cool bugger
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>>689890444
Checked

This now a checked thread
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>>689889782
>>689889782
Pussy
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Make sure to send the pic of the cummed on cicada to PETA. Post it on their facebook or something
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tsuyu enjoi
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>>689889996

Error: Comment too long (2124/2000)
I got a big lung capacity
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>>689889996
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>>689890601
is it wrong that she's my waifu and I haven't even watched the anime?
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>>689890710
yes
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>>689890888
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Does OP have ED
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>>689890569
Rolling
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Op here I just got 3 more of them and put them in a jar. The pictures are on their way
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>>689889996
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>>689889999
kek
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Error: Comment too long (2554/2000).
>feeling lightheaded.
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>>689890162
>>689890309
>>689890619
>>689890936
Fucking faggots
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>>689890927
All of my yes
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>>689890927
make new thread
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Bupmp
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Dump the pics OP.
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>>689889996
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>689878870
>give it a name
>print up a birth certificate with you as the parent
>apply for a social security number for it
>insure it for $1,000,000 with a life insurance policy from MetLife with your charitable foundation (that you set up)
>wait 7 months
>put your cicada in an used car put a brick on the accelerator
>profit
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We will remember this forever by the name of the space program
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>>689891165
sorry guys, I was gonna post pics and do space program till this faggot tried to tell ME what to do

see you all later
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>>689891788
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>>689891788
not op
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>>689891788
NO OP DONT GO WE LOVE YOU IGNORE THAT FAGGOT
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>>689891788
HAHAHA GO FUCK YOURSELF IDIOT

out of all the people telling op what to do
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>>689878870
You know what you should do with that Cicada? Ask him to solve the cicada 3301's enigma.
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>>689891788
butthurt faggot
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Does anyone have the video for the earlier space program with the hamster?
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where is OP?
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>>689892011
He mixed himself with that cicada
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>>689890715
Jeez, thanks doc, i nearly died!
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OP is trying to pull the cicada out of his dick.
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You can do it op cum on that cicida!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>689889996
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>>689889996
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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>>689891702
>first space program
Yes, it's summer but don't spew bullshit you clearly have no idea about
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Where art thou OP
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new thread
>>689892236
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>>689892564
Yes its summer but learn how to fucking write coherently
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>>689890523
a get thread you summerfag
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