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Did you think I wouldn't?
>>689892236
Now she's ready for space!!!
Cum on a cicada?
>>689892403
just do it
>>689892236
OP are you still doing space program after it has the protective cum layer?
>>689892403
Absolute madman.
>>689892494
That cum is super space suit number one in russia
>>689892494
Yes later today. I just have to conquer a set of 160 stairs or I'd go now. Wait til noon-1 est.
>>689892709
WAIT.... TRY TO GRAB LIKE FOUR CICADAS AND SEND THEM TOGETHER. The one that makes it back alone is a cannibal and he shall drink a jar of blood as reward for the conquest
Fucking legend
>>689892236
Do a space program OP.
Point of this space program is to eradicate cicadas. This is a cicadas Holocaust didn't you know?!
DO SPACE PROGRAM!!!!
>>689893037
After noon is or one o clock the weather has to be clear, this is rocket science!!
Thread Intermission Theme :
https://youtu.be/0zFfBhh5bsw
>>689892846
5 cicada space program? Absofuckinglutely. But at 1 est or so. Later if I party. Gotta do some pot stuff today.
>>689892236
if you cum on a cicada and letting it walk on your dick then you having sex with a bug
THIS IS NOW A SPACE PROGRAM THREAD!!!!!
POST ALL SPACE WEBMs and GIFs.
Op post some more crazy shit, take a diharrea on the bug
>>689892846
Actually I need more beer so I'll see you guys in an hour probably.
NEW SPACE PROGRAM TIME: 10:30-10:45 EST. (an hour)
>>689893572
I just shat buckets sorry.
Beer and balloon soon.
>>689892236
dont kill bugs Op, bad karma.
WE DEMAND LIFT OFF REGARDLESS OF WEATHER CONDITIONS OR SHIPS DOWN RANGE!
>>689893754
I hate to but we're just sending 5 of them into space.
See you in an hour.
>>689892236
HEY OP. IT'S ME. ARE WE READY FOR LAUNCH?
Ready for lift off.
Need a new thread guys because balloon buying/cicada hunting so wait.
i am waiting op
>be me, a cicada around 17 yo
> Wait my whole life time to explore new world above mine.
>Go explore my mother said, nothing bad happens up here she said
>Five minutes into exploring get taken hostage
>2 hours into crisis find out I hate taste of blood.
>Get this white pasty sticky substance on me
>now I'm being sent to space ftw.
>Mom was right, listen to mom
>>689894221
top kek
>>689894139
How will he survive in space with out jizz-suit?
Omg omg omg space launch, you should probably it and insectoid go pro the cicada
Yes we need super number one spacesuit from Russia for bugs
maybe it will descovery alien race
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73cWfFEKAfE
I just realized all these cicadas that are gonna be freshly acquired are gonna all look at that the cicada that was the original one and straight up be confused and on the slow ride up to space he will explain his life story and then explain the mission.. the other cicadas will freak out shouting "I didn't sign up for this" or "you cant do this" and his reply will be "DO IT FOR THE SPACE PROGRAM!!!"
>>689894616
OK no that's scary don't send cicadas to space. I REPEAT ABORT MISSION!!!
2/5 working on it.
>>689895088
Cum in da bucket they need food for space travel nigga
>>689894139
Hey buzzdoggo is going to need a fucking hat and armor asshole. The suns radiation is like the bottom floor in hell when you get out of the atmosphere.
>>689895286
I just came though. Leaving after smoke/will be thirty mins to space flight
>>689895454
Here, I did the maths
>>689895381
Will make tin foil armor.
Just for one of them though.
>>689895579
Only need one.
can you film video?
>>689895774
Yes but not post it.
>>689895750
Copy that, we demand a YT video, I request Iron Maiden's "Flight of Icarus" as soundtrack:
Start track at :36
https://youtu.be/p4w2BZXL6Ss
ths is the reason im here.
>>689896001
I'll do Youtube.
Absolutely.
Smoke half done then I'm going for the balloon.
OP must deliver to become based like hawk/bro
https://youtu.be/gO4nFCHnd70
>>689892236
is that a real bug or a toy ?
>>689896313
https://youtu.be/uMQAUUotrn4
>>689892937
Thanks doc
>>689896422
https://youtu.be/s-SJPcTwShM
don't let the thread die
Kill urself filthy op
bum
>>689896426
1 person in 52 minutes
>no true /b/tards roam here any more.
ready for take off
>>689892236
Op are you trying to scape? I challenge you to a killer machines battle.
Waiting and hopeful
Space program a go?
>>689892236
>>689897724
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>>689897396
No shit
>>689897724
Well fuck me sideways
WHO'S THAT MAY-MAY!!
>>689898282
Machop
>>689898282
NIGGLET
>>689898282
A giant underage faggot, oh wait, that's you.
>>689898282
Mudkipz
>>689895639
THE REST SHALL PERISH IN HONOR OF THEIR ANCESTORS
>>689898282
pikatchu
Will OP delivrar?
>>689894436
story pls?
>>689898496
Why is there always one fucking gimp who can't have a laugh ?
>>689898282
ITS SQUIDWORM
>>689898791
THEY SHALL SMILE DOWN UPON THEM
>>689899109
The Cicada was promised a semen space suit to protect him from the vacuum of space, but no evidence has turned up to confirm this has been provided.
>>689899233
Waka waka you niggers this is my gamd
>>689899233
IMPERIALS
rip in rip st larry the shoeless, patron saint who died for our sins in order for us to have tinfoil shoes
dumping pics to past the time
>>689897724
cum on it
>>689900291
KEBAB STATUS: FUCKING REMOVED
>>689900291
I like this move. Classic neckbreaker
>>689892236
>>699999999 #
>>689900556
>>689999999
>>689897396
Tired old meme is tired and old. Stop living in the past, faggot.
>>689892937
shit is old m8
>daily dose
>>689900291
holy shit. did he die?
>>689901272
yep
Fucking OP
Cicadas attack OP and send him to space
OP what the fuck? What is going on?
>>689901272
We can only hope.
>>689900291
The look on the ref's face at the end.
>be me
>friendly 23 year old cicada
>one day autistic /b/tard grabs me
>cums on me
>attaches me to a ballon
>sends me away
>tfw I get to reenact my favorite movie
>District 9
>>689902865
topkek
OP?
>>689901272
No, he blacked out for about 10 seconds.
Where the fuck is OP ?!
>>689903966
I think he accidentally launched himself to space.
>>689897826
flying type vs bug type? Pshht no contest
>>689904088
he's out buying a balloon.
I hope he tied that string in such a way that the wings still work.
>>689904562
I Hope so too, also he should film it .
>>689904562
He did, do not worry yourself op will deliver.
