Occam's Razor conclusively shows that there is a creator. So why do you still cling to the ridiculously improbable THEORY of evolution?
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lemon juice
>>689871686
potato
>>689871686
Well, if theres a creator, why do you think it may be in conflict with evolution ?
9 things to do with a leftover lemon
1 Freeze it. You can freeze the entire amount whole or freeze small amounts in ice cube trays and then put the frozen cubes in a freezer proof container to use when you just need a small amount of lemon juice.
2 Lemon curd. Lemon curd is such a treat on toast and crackers. I chose this recipe because it doesn’t call for the lemon zest, only the juice.
3 Lemon syrup. Make a small batch of lemon syrup to use in beverages or baking. If you’re not going to use it anytime soon, do a little small batch canning.
4 Lemon-Garlic soup. Sounds like a great spring soup, doesn’t it? It’s gluten-free and part of a paleo diet, but you don’t have to follow either of those diets to enjoy it. This only uses half a cup of lemon juice, but you could double the recipe and freeze half.
5 Sour mix. I’ve never bought a bottled sour mix that was any good. It’s so easy to make your own with water, sugar, lemon juice and lime juice.
6 Lemonade. This recipe uses exactly one cup of lemon juice.
7 Pink Lemonade Popsicles. Fresh raspberries make the pink in these popsicles – not artificial food dye.
8 Tackle stains on white clothes. Lemon juice, salt and sun.
9 Clean with it. Here are 24 ideas for using lemon juice as a natural cleaner around your home.
I thought you self kill. Maybe god sad for jews and your mother masturbated on green timatos
>>689871686
Occam's Razor shows OP is a fag or these threads wouldn't exist.
>>689871686
>Occam's Razor
slit your throat with it
>>689871686
Small changes over time is a less simple explanation than a infinitely powerful and complex skydaddy who created everything in existence (except for himself, because he is supposedly outside of physics and always existed) in just a few days? How is anyone supposed to reason with someone making a claim like that?
>>689871686
HELLO FRIENDS
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Mah nigga
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>>689874141
Now this is a religion I could get behind.
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>>689874820
And inbetween. that's the fun part
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>>689871686
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Occam's Razor does not work like that, OP.
(from Wikipedia:)
"Occam's razor (also written as Ockham's razor, and lex parsimoniae in Latin, which means law of parsimony) is a problem-solving principle attributed to William of Ockham (c. 1287–1347), who was an English Franciscan friar and scholastic philosopher and theologian. The principle can be interpreted as stating Among competing hypotheses, the one with the fewest assumptions should be selected..."
Fewest assumptions, OP. What is a divine creator if not a bundle of assumptions?
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>>689874894
Those are some big bangs
>>689874942
oi faggot this is a titty thread. stay on topic
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>>689874141
Who is this?
>>689875079
tits are good, she could lose some weight tho
>>689875079
I lOvr how her boob I'd popping out while she looks away and the walls
>>689875101
Sophie Reed /b/ro
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>>689875020
Sorry I didn't get the memo before the Captcha resolved. Also, "Knock-Knock-Knockers On Heaven's Dooooor..."
>>689875326
It's all good. All mistakes are forgiven before you ask the titties. for titties are good. amen
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>>689871686
It does?
An omnipotent, omniscient motivator that simultaneously blesses and damns others is purely illogical.
If he created us without knowledge of what we'd do, he is not omniscient.
If he created us with a will to voilate,and damn ourselves in the process, his will he is not omnipotent.
A judging god is illogical.
Ergo, i believe what i want, he doesn't care, the universe keeps moving.
>>689875694
oi i haven't gotten to posting pussy yet. be patient my son
This thread turned out to be surprisingly good.
>>689875784
Falling for b8
There's more proof of dinosaurs existing than God yet according to the book dinosaurs didn't exist.
>>689871686
Can we get childlike empress rule 34?
>>689871686
You seem to misunderstand the meaning of the word "theory" in scientific terms. A theory is something for which there is evidence, which does not equal proof
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>>689875856
We all know it's bait but we want to share our opinions and argue.
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>>689875920
>not posting titties
>>689871686
I thought you said you were going to kill yourself after the last thread 404'd?
>>689875079
That nipple is to large.
>>689875954
eloquently put but you are still a retard
>>689875954
This. Ironically, the people NOT taking the bait are actually the people taking the bait.
>>689876027
there is far too much bait taking and far too little titties in this thread
>>689875079
one titty out? way to half-ass it. this post made me cancel my internet service
>>689871686
you can't science. stop trying
>>689876055
i respect your opinion even though its shit
>>689875784
he only said a creator (ie. something that made us) Not an omnipotent and omniscent god, that judges us. Read the fucking post retard
>>689876141
"Fluffy-Fluffy, Bouncy-Bouncy, Ultimate Titty Attack!"
>>689875694
titty thread, not kitty thread. understandable mistake
>>689876187
and so the cancer begins flooding in.
MUST POST MOAR TITTIES
>>689876071
But we know we're taking the bait. We just don't care. People are opinionated and righteous.
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>>689871686
Occam Razor says that if an explanation is simple, then it must be the correct one. Evolution is a simple theory, while the "creator" was made by humans, using thousands of texts and book to try to explain that something they can not explain did everything. So Occam principle is right : evolution is the correct theory. Checkmate.
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>>689876270
Exactly. The people shouting "bait" are the ones taking it, oblivious to the fact that it's just a way to start discussion.
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>>689876156
My mistake. The creator is pretty cool guy. I expect he doesn't care what i do either, by extension of the points I've previously made.
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(or, in this case, post titpics.)
>>689876425
its a great way to start a discussion about titties. thats for sure
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No. There's a simple counter to this.
Which is more complex? The theory of a child trying to explain the universe, or that of a child trying to explain the universe?
>>689876712
i dunno about complex but whichever one has more titties is better
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>>689876522
I bet she'd give some good brain.
>>689876712
In your case, this is simple. You are the child and you try to exlain things you can't understand using a theory you don't understand.
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>>689876712
except that the 'simplicity' in this case is the elimination of assumptions in light of demonstrable facts and evidence. Therefore, if the theory of the child explaining the universe has proofs that account for the omissions of the child explaining the universe, then the theory 'proves' simpler, and therefore holds up under Occam's Razor.
Also, boobs boobs boobs I love boobs.
>>689876879
my hopes was that everyone would be too turned on to be stupid
I was wrong
>>689876879
Pleas tell me you know the name of this beauty.
>>689876441
Sauce?
>>689877073
also everything else i have is over 3mb or an audio stream so i'm out
peace religious nuts and bait takers
titty man OUT
>>689876870
You posited that man contrived a complex solution to the origin of things and recorded it in millennia of texts. Then you supposed that a different man, with an eye to understanding the truth, looked for explanations where he knew they were to be genuine.
>i don't understand occams razor
Thank you, anti-bait tittie man!
Evolution is a theory like music theory is a theory.
Do you also believe song structure doesn't exist?
>>689876055
WHAT ARE TYOU SOME KIND OF FAGGOTT
>>689877098
dat be dylan rider
>>689877110
lucy wilde/busty buffy
>>689877563
Nah,just into smaller nips.sorry i don't like what you do.
>>689877162
Complex? Only in the sheer amount you can account for. More "Elegant" rather than complex, as the complexity is just simplicity building off of other simplicity.
Whereas, the other relies on And-So-It-Came-To-Passisms, and contradictions, which are hardly simple or elegant. They are also not original, as they are drawn partly from earlier works such as Greek, Hittite and Babylonian origin myths.
>>689876784
heavenly.
>>689876819
Latinas are so much better than white girls.
>>689876879
this woman is literally perfection. if i was a girl like this i'd be such a slut!
>>689878055
There is only one thing that proves a god exists; latinas like her
>>689875888
Trips deserve childlike titties
>>689877845
Does not every single axiom of man's science build on another? Do we know any of the modern postulates without giving some faith to the past? We accept what is known and attempt to build on.
If you wish to expose that we've done anything different in the modern era, I'm welcome to your idea.
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This.
Desperately trying to find sauce. Sadly it's not dylan ryder as one anon suggested.
>>689876879
Snow White from Once Upon a Time.
>>689878170
If you had a gash you'd be a slut.
>>689879414
I am pretty sure i found her, look up Busty Lucy Wilde. I may be mistaken, but I already found her on pornhub showing off her stuff. This goddess is really something else!
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>>689878170
Holy shit, I got it.
pornhub.
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Name: Sindy1111
>>689879656
Definitely not Lucy Wilde (hot though), it's >>689879672
>>689877845
You confused complex with concise. Man has had a concise understanding of god for tens of thousands of years.
People are the ones that fucked up man's ideals
>>689872118
>9 Clean with it. Here are 24 ideas for using lemon juice as a natural cleaner around your home
This is true. I make a really good bong cleaning solution using water, dawn dish detergent, lemon juice and vinegar.
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Don't make this, it's mustard gas
>>689879292
We seem to be in agreement on basic principles of scientific method and understanding, but divergent on the role Occam's Razor plays in it, along with various nuances such as what qualifies as 'simple.'
>>689879672
You're the man of the hour. Thanks for the vid!
>>689880082
...that's just silly. There's no mustard in that recipe...
>>689879735
thanks
>>689880280
You dont need mustard when you walk on your Lord's side.
>>689876111
one titty out is kinda of a thing. if you even have a gf, try having her on top with one hanging out - her in a push up bra/tank top.
>>689880765
I agree.
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>>689871686
Because no God would make niggers
>>689878275
i have to agree! seriously though, toned and busty women are the walking angels in this world.
Evolution: Life forms that are worse at dying tend to live.
That's got like... like 0 assumptions in it.
Creator: There is a creator who is magic and we don't know that works.
That's at least 1 assumption right there.