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>>689845147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPki8WLbp98
Getting buttraped on meth.
birdfag here
>>689846275
EVERYTHING YOU LISTEN TO IS *UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ*
>>689846544
Biiiirrrrd FAG!
>>689845278
Anything else happen besides getting wrecked?
>openly admitting you're a fag
>>689846618
I can't help what you hear.
>>689846770
Hmm... That's the most interesting bit anyhow.
Anyone have something like pic related? Thinking about dropping some cash on one.
>>689846996
I have a Clayton, it's alright. I don't really use it much for anything except a shelf decoration, anymore though.
doublefine
>>689846996
I've heard they're pretty good.
>>689846775
My "Nohomo" game is A+
>>689846840
The first and last part of the song is definitely UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
>>689847248
>not S+
be ashamed
>>689847043
So, just birdfag huh?
>>689846972
I'm guessing civilian doctors are more responsible than army doctors and didn't prescribe you percocet or anything
>>689847143
Worth it for a beginner? Would like to try one before taking a real one someday.
>>689847303
No gays have ever hit on me, for me to shoot them down and get a S+
>>689847494
Hm? Nah, just Ibuprofen and RICE. Working well.
>>689847432
im 100% fag, no discrimination
>>689847685
I'd say go for a small sized toy that isn't Clayton for beginning.
>>689847704
So there is still much to be achieved.
>>689846267
>cuntboy
aww, yiss
>>689847529
>Me when I fap and don't shower immediately after
Take it from me, boys, a clean foreskin is a happy foreskin
>>689847859
I dont get out enough, even if I did I doubt I could play the "Im not gay" card.
>>689847712
A lot more responsible I see
>>689847718
I meant namewise.
>>689847877
Oh, I never noticed that!
>>689848208
I wouldn't say no, but this is way cheaper and actually works.
>>6898469
I have a large Crash. I used to use it all the time, but it's now a dust collector/bookend.
>>689848384
namewise thats it for now
>>689848626
Nice to meet you biiiirrrrd fag
is this okay?
>>689846996
i almost bought one today, the echo, didnt follow through though :(
>>689848198
you can always play that card
anyways im gonna sleep
>>689848830
and how shall address you?
>>689848943
byebye
>>689848943
Night boss
>>689849004
Chicken
touches your ass hole with my tail
>>689849469
WEEEEEEMMMMMM!!!
Hi Dom
>>689849490
Did you mean PENIS?
>>689849201
alright then chicken. Nice to meet you
chicken
>>689849627
touches your ass hole with my ass hole
>>689849736
no
>>689848384
How did the wreck come to be?
>>689849469
Enjoy the first episode?
>>689849490
It's open for business~
>>689849627
Cute crop
>>689849545
mew
>>689849848
very much. i should watch the second right now
>>689848832
ill post some more
>>689849808
That's more like it.
>>689849808
>ass hole with my ass hole
Is that even POSSIBLE?
>>689849986
Yes you should
>>689850109
They have a perfectly good couch right over there
>>689849808
Word
>>689849848
Picked a bad line from a technical downhill section onto flat fire road. Went over the bars, physics did the rest.
>>689849986
Touches your tail in front of everyone
>>689850415
okay!~ after this episode though
>>689850520
b-but everyones watching O//o
>>689850520
How long ago did this happen?>>689851026
This episode of what?
>>689851231
Animaniacs
>>689850040
i'd deffo play butt touches with my dear friends
>>689850285
with the power of faith
>>689850520
turd
>>689851379
I dont have faith, but I have willpower.
>>689851379
Sounds gay.
Anything going on?
Fuck my ass these pork chops came out great
>>689851026
>adamantly touches it
>>689851231
Sunday night!
>>689851379
Well there you go!
>>689851899
Put those porkies up your butt
I love looking at these threads but I've found that I just get sad if I spend too long in them. I have a boyfriend but it's long distance at the moment and we are getting so distant, I just want to be happy again :c
>>689852190
Nope! I'm gonna turn em into poop.
looks like no penny tonight, frank. pc isnt giving out any audio no matter what idk whats up
>>689851899
h-hngg
>>689852430
fuggin computers... I bet Skynet is up to it's old tricks again
>>689851603
spread your asscheeks open wide enough and anything's possible
>>689851634
playing overwatch, practicing zarya because she's unbelievably broken
>>689851899
but what now
>>689852609
fookin skynet
>>689851373
I approve
>>689851899
Give pork chops
>>689852430
Punch it until it works
>>689852722
Sounds fun I guess.
>>689852722
Interstellar travel?
>>689852722
Um... I haven't a clue. But how are you?
>>689852773
I hates it.
>>689852881
I don't wanna. That's my lunch for a week
Hows everyone's days going?
>>689852303
I know that feel so hard. I really do care I just wish I could show it.
>>689852951
enter into the rabbit hole
>>689852887
you seem unconvinced
>>689853054
asdasdasd
>>689853312
Do go on...
>>689853307
I'm sore and tired.
>>689853312
>With enough penises the anus becomes a warp hole.
>>689853307
Going okay.
Got a gift fixed up and working. Hope it says working though
>>689853312
I don't get MOBAs or what ever they're called.
>>689852722
How does one get good at D. Va
>>689853054
Someone's pork chops need freedom
>>689853307
Feel like shit
>>689853556
This kitchen is a sovereign kitchen Frank. My porkchops like it here.
>>689853941
That's what a dictator would say
>>689853451
yah me too man. Between hauling computers and riding dirt bikes been hard to wake up.
>>689853482
Its always that moment of letting t go and hoping it stay together long enough for them to enjoy it.
>>689853634
Thats not good to hear what happened? Hope you aint sick or anything too bad.
>>689853451
>>689853478
stretch the gape, and gays gaze into the abyss
>>689853482
it's a fps
>>689853556
ill stream sometime. basically play her like a fat tracer.
>>689852881
is fixed
>>689853054
we shold beat it up
>>689853307
es ok i guess
>>689854441
Not what I've heard or seen. Yeah, its in the first person perspective but it plays like a MOBA
>>689854247
Any attempt to liberate said porkchops would be considered an act of war. Besides... They'll all be dead by Tuesday... Hahaha!
>>689854321
What about crashing them though?
>>689854441
You don't say?
>>689854529
Find me Eddie Furlong and it's happening
>>689854426
Life is suffering
>>689854441
Fall into the abyss
>>689854654
it's mostly an fps. it has "ultimates" or whatever.
>>689854699
i'm the guy
>>689854529
Doing okay is better then doing terrible.
>>689854732
really rape the shit out of the abyss
>>689854699
who dat
>>689854760
true dat bb
soup?
>>689846996
I have two of the exact model. A small and an XL. They are really great for practicing taking a knot. They are tapered really well allowing slowly easing your way into it. I love mine, but would recommend the cum lube to regular lube. Its messy, but fantastic
>>689854699
Crashing them does cause for a sore night. But im glad im quick at recovering from taking a hit c;
>>689854732
I can feel that sometimes. Been suffering away from people.
Anyone have more horses like pic
>>689854758
That goes without saying
>>689854880
John Connor, T2
>>689855014
Lucky
>>689854880
Not much doodling and browsing the usual places I lurk. I could go for some tomato soup now.
>>689854441
If only I could get into play Dilfhardt, I mean Reinhardt
>>689854529
Punching worked I see
>>689854699
I denounce you
>>689855070
I'll make you great again, faggot
>>689854845
Yeah good idea
>>689855014
okay
>>689855166
One thing I have learned is I can take abuse well. It may not be a good thing a times but I take what good comes of it.
>>689855166
whats up chukn
>>689855216
i got a legendary skin for him recently, played him a little. he's fun if you go insane and swing the hammer ruthlessly.
>>689855261
destroy the abyss
>>689855261
It gets better as you move on. Just accepted life is true terror and aint stopping anyone from living.
I'm under the impression that I'm the only gay guy under 25 in my area. The closest guy on Grindr is like 100 miles away and he's 30-something. Everyone else is a creepy old guy.
Is there any other way to find dudes? I'm beyond lonely.
>>689855429
How
>>689855500
huh?
>>689855429
Overall I'm just bad at the game, I suck at shooters. So I just play Torbjorn and let the turret do all the aiming
>>689855166
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>689855193
doodling what?
tomato soup is for scrubs
>>689855216
worked like a charm~
>>689855216
We will bury you
>>689855310
Just one moment's bad judgement and I was done. Enjoy it while you can.
>>689855429
I'm soooorrre
>>689855629
What wasteland are you living in?
>>689854915
Thanks m8. Thinking either that one or a dragon one, because dragons are hot but they look a little scary
>>689855857
that doesn't tell me anything
>>689855916
Fucking western Colorado. I'm moving to Denver this fall which has a pretty great gay scene but that's over 3 months away, still.
>>689856063
now you're just being lewd
>>689855670
with thick man cock
>>689855675
you musta practisu desu
>>689855907
from?
>>689855698
Now go watch it
>>689855907
Those pork chops shall know freedom when I wrest them from your cold, despotic hands
>>689856264
Buy me a maga hat and ship it to me
What is the problem with all you faggots? Why do you enjoy these anthropomorphic beings? How? I really want to understand the appeal. What is it that you like about these things?
>>689856403
trump has the best traps
>>689856169
Like two or three people from here live in Colorado. Even if they dont want your butthole you could still hang out with them.
>>689856323
nigger i am!
Frankenstein is totally gay for his monster
>>689855670
WHo knows man I ramble.
>>689855698
Octopuses cause they are neat and I am working on getting better.
>>689855907
I dont plan to abuse it. I try to avoid stupid decisions as of late. Already paid twice and dont want to keep paying.
>>689856476
I'll take your word for it. That's not my area of expertise
>>689856252
Bike wreck
>>689856323
They are free citizens of my refrigerator
>>689856579
Yup. You only get so many tries
>>689856008
Yeah man. I have Rex (german shephard), two chances (horse unflared) small and medium, nox the night drake medium, and the werewolf David medium. I would recommend any of them. They're great. But start small. They are bigger than you think. Nox medium is giant as hell. I would say my favorite is my medium chance. I adore it. However, like I said, the cum lube is amazing
>>689856718
how else?? there is no alternative
>>689856759
aw, i was hoping for butt wreck
>>689856436
When you're sex deprived things get really weird.
>>689856536
That would be pretty cool. Does this thread have a Skype group or Discord or something?
>>689856841
u trump yet?
>>689846996
i have the medium gryphon. Its probably my favorite one. You just gotta have the size experience, and work yourself into it. Once you do it will blast yer ass to heaven and back.
>>689856841
I am not knowledgeable in this subject field, you see.
>>689856841
Lol, no. That only ever needs to happen once. If you don't learn from that you deserve the rest.
>>689856759
Yah already crashed by motorcycle by going to slow on steep turns in the rain. Sucks to hear about your accident. I already almost killed myself in a car accident where I go slammed at sixty and air bags didn't go off. No real harm to me thank god.
>>689857189
Fuck... That's nuts. I'm mostly ok.
anyone have the echo, im thinking about getting one
>>689856960
lol, no. You just need to ask around.
>>689856252
I know I need to.
>>689856545
Good
>>689856759
Mr. Chickenchav tear down this wall. Tear it down
>>689856960
david would probably want to talk to you.
>>689857119
rape the man pussy.
>>689857124
a good butt wreck
>>689856579
oh fun! show me?
>>689857522
do they touch wiebers?
>>689857319
The best part is I got to pay a bunch of fees and fines. Glad to hear you are okay. Thats what matters when crazy shit happens.
>>689857536
David? Huh. I'll keep my eye out. My usual handle is "Cutie" (mostly to make 16-year-olds in CSGO uncomfortable) so if he is interested I suppose he can just say hi.
I need to get horizontal, like fast. G'night everyone
>>689857522
Hahaha! Only if you get the Hoff to sing about it
>>689857536
Sigh... someday... someday.
>>689857603
Yeah, I'll be fine
>>689857585
Night duder
How long have you been here?
Do you think this is just a stage of your life?
>>689857585
I would if I was remotely good at it. I was just messing with drawfags and got interested in actually trying my hand in having a creative outlet. I am more handy with wood work right now.
>>689847685
what do you mean before trying a real one?
>>689857957
6 years
no
>>689857585
You shall see
>>689857929
Good night you pork chop hoarding tyrant
>>689857957
This thread? Lurked forever. Furry porn and being a fag? Like, age 11, so I doubt it's just a phase.
