set house on fire
sleep in car
let fire fighters deal with it

Figure out where they're coming from. Centipedes are solitary hunters but gregarious shortly after entering their early stages. There should be more.

>>689837911
you serious?

>>689838050
well thats not good...how do i find more...is there bait of some kind?

man...fuck my life.

>>689837718
suit urself up in many coats u should have every part of ur body covered next thing is get satchel charges to get him scared when he will run from under the bed just jump and beat him up as much as u can. mine after that was so scared he didnt come home

>>689837718
despite its impressive length, it's a nimble navigator

>>689838813
forgot b is now one big ylyl thread

>>689838209
Dunno. Look for dark and damp places where prey would be. Crawlspaces, laundry rooms, rotting wood etc.

>>689838962
thanks. i realized that after it literally escaped from my eyesight in a matter of moments.

>>689839032
my room is on the second floor where the only place they could be coming out of are vents.

>>689839276
Seal the ingress points and start turning everything over. Kill them all or relocate them.

FUCK. i killed one but there are two more. FUCK MY LIFE. i cant do this. im gonna leave now...calling pest control.

>>689839515
you want me to turn over my bed and my 200 pound desk in the hopes of finding a centipede nest in the middle of my room?

>>689839641
They come out at night. Set your alarm for three in the morning when it's pitch black in your room and turn on a light. You'll probably see a bunch of them scamper away or sit there in shock.

so fucking ugly...who thought of these fucking nasty creatures...

>>689837718
is it actually that particular thing or did you find house centipedes? house centipedes are common and can actually be found in most homes. They're reclusive, very quick and only very seldom come into the open. If you have some house centipedes in your home they're probably there because you have some other sort of creepy crawly infesting your house. They'll actually eat other insect 2 to 3 times their own size. They especially like to eat bed bugs so if you're a nasty Mexican or something they'll come in handy for that. A lot of Japanese homes actualy keep them as pets because they keep other insects out of their home. They can still bite, though incredibly rare, and their bite is painful but not fatal. If they bother you then go get some bug bombs and bug bomb your houlme once a month and sprinkle some boric acid around the edges of your walls and that shouod take care of it.

Eat it and post the video on YouTube

>>689839949
its 1 am where i live. its pitch dark in my room... and thats how i noticed them.so yeah. they have scampered away and are now hiding. i spotted 3 so far. killed one.

>>689839985
The same Gosh that thought of you, faggot. be grateful.

>>689840180
I know they're disgusting, but they're pretty harmless, as others have said. I woke up to one every night beside my bed four nights in a row, after killing it every night. I lost sleep freaking out, but eventually I just stopped caring. I don't know if they're all dead now or not because I haven't see any since.

>>689840011
you might be right...but it looked like the picture i posted. i have had house ones before...they are like spiders. these are not those. thats why im worried.

>>689840180
eat it

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>>689840011
house centipede is on the far left

>>689840551
mine is most like the fourth one on from the left.

man...i really need to piss but i dont wanna leave the room.

>>689840767
That's fucked up mate what the fuck. I was talking about house centipedes but now I'd be scared as hell if I were you.

mate them lol and start a colony

>>689841087
so what should i do??? cause apparently these things bite, but they are not deadly. i know there is at least two more in my room tho...

>>689841237
thats a great idea. i wish i was smart like you.

>>689840767
your home is infested by scolopendra on the east coast of the US? you're infested with the tropical centipede? the one from south america and africa? I'd say that's pretty doubtful. It's probably just another common breed of house centipede

>>689837718
Locate there queen and make cross species relations. You could rule the centipede kingdom nig. All you have to do is take the chance. Think of it, an army of centipedes at your disposal. You'll never have to deal with any other ground related insects ever again.

>>689841395
not house centipedes. i have no problem with those. these are another kind.

>>689841372
when did i say i was in the us?

>>689837718
Pick it up and stick it into your ear.

>>689841608
>>689841786
stop. fucking crying man...

>>689841545
If there are fire centipedes.. the ones that are ten inches long+ in your house its time to leave and spend the night in the car. Its too late to call for an exterminator so your gonna have to deal with it till then.

>>689841598
you said what time zone you're in. i made an assumption based on that

>>689838962
Good song m8

>>689837911
>911s of truth

What do you hate more? Those, or spiders? Cus they fuck spiders up, and are harmless to you. Leave them be, theyre your bros. Trust me.

>>689842016
im in el salvador. visitin my grandma. fuck i dont wanna be here right now. how high can these things climb?

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>>689841608
Absolutely disgusting.

>>689841254
Call the pest people in the morning. You might be up all night tonight so try to get someone over there at 8am. Do not wait for the weekend.

>>689842179
once again. not house centipedes.

>>689837718
capture them in a box and give them to your neighbor as a present

OP.. it's over. You gotta move out. Soon the bed bugs will move in, then the potato bugs. And bugtopia will be established. Humans will be no more.

>>689842233
yeah...this is gonna be a long night. hope these things cant climb up wood...

>>689837718
insert in anus

CAN THESE SHITS CLIMB HEIGHTS? BECAUSE IF THEY CAN...fuck man..

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>>689842419
They definitely can. Insects are little killing machines. They would absolutely destroy us if they were human-sized. For example, the king cricket would be able to slice through concrete.

>>689837718
Rub it's head in a counter-clockwise circle. It calms them down because it mimics the way their mothers would wash them when they were just baby larvae.

>>689842622
that ted cruz is telling me you are trolling. can they ACTUALLY climb upwards?

>>689838962
Even tarantulas aren't immune from an ambush. This centipede, is a predator.

>>689842188
oh. oh god. im sorry. yeah. you're fucked. sleep in the car or set yourself on fire. If you have any sort of 24 hardware store or something like a walmart nearby you can go get some boric acid and dump it all around your bed. It's harmless to humans but if bugs crawl over it the acid will eat through their exoskeleton and kill them.

>>689842797
>dubstep
>fuck off

>>689837718
If your a girl stick it in your vagina so you can have attack centipedes that spew from your pussy. If your a man same thing but with your ass.

>>689837718
Centipede in ops vagina

>>689837718
PUT IN EAR, DO IT KANEKI FAGGOT

>>689842897
dont have a car here in el salvador.
set myself on fire?
walmart?
boric acid?
sounds like im gonna need some matches and gasoline.

>>689842768
they sure have enough legs to try

>>689839276
The floors.

I get these bastards at my place too. I usually call the exterminator and have him do a power spray. These bitches freak me out man they are hard to kill. The ones that get in my house are big and pale looking like fucking death

>>689839799
Dude they love heavy objects. They love ears.

>>689843186
so...is that a YES or is that a NO? can they climp 2 feet?

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>>689843101
DO IT FAG

>>689843268
not house centipedes.

>>689842768
I'm not trolling lol I just like that ted cruz photo. It's my expression of sitting comfortably in my centipede-free abode. The reason why I'm saying they can climb, is because house ones climb. I've seen them on my walls and shit before. And the centipedes you're dealing with seem to be like a steroid version of them... So yeah. Plus it's el salvador. All weird fucking bugs can climb trees and such there.

>>689843101
omg op, rolling for this

>>689843302
I have no idea man, but someone did say they're nimble navigators

>>689839985
White mans god. I think. Maybe the devil. Whatever it is just think a nigga gotta deal with roaches. You white trash got the centipedes. Up north we have silverfish. One crawled into my urethra.

>>689837718
Prove it fag. Give pics

>>689843432
fuck.......................................................................................................well...im gonna run for the bathroom and take a piss....

>>689843572
piss around the bed, it'll create a barrier

>>689840011
If there are no animals. Use boric acid. If animals buy the pellets for silverfish.

>>689837718
give pics

>>689843549
fuck you. go look up pics. im not gonna take pics of a dead centipede to satisfy your curiosity...

>>689842188
>visiting grandma
Crisis confirmed. Old people have the weirdest shit going on in there houses.

>>689843737
do it faggot or its not real

>>689840423
Allah

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OH GOD THER WAS ONE IN THE BATHROOM. FUCK I CANT DO THIS SHIT B. GONNA GO WAKE UP MY GRANDMA. FUCK

>>689843737
just find the damn thing and take a pic it doesn't have to be dead. the longer it's in your house the better

>>689843408
What do you mean

>>689843737
Do it

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FUCK MY GRANDMA IS A CENTIPEDE TOO. I AM OUTSIDE....GONNA GO FIND A POLICE STATION...HOPE I DONT GET MUGGED AND KILLED.

>>689844296

OP is dealing with an infestation of Scolopendromorphae, not house centipedes (Scutigeromorphae). See:>>689840551

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FUCK EL SALVADOR HAS CENTIPEDES EVERYWHERE.

>>689837718
If the one you killed is pic related, then dont sleep in a room with wooden floor or wooden bed/wardrobes.
If they are tiny, they can run faster than you but will run away, when bigger, they'll be a bit slower but can attack you by night and are extremely poisonous.
Call some professional to deal with it as soon as possible, but forget your room for now.

Also if you live in orient, you could buy some lizards and create them free at your home, yes, the same as here >javascript:quote('689841608');

>>689844592
him >689841608

>>689844144
>>689844442
>>689844585
stop.

im back guys. have not see any..but i think im gonna leave my room for now. gonna go downstairs and talk to my grandma.

>>689843302
They can clim anywhere they want. I believe most insects and Arachnids can. The only 2 times I've seen a centipede in my life it was on a wall, one tiny centipede was in my house on a wall so I killed it. The other was in a friend's building 2nd floor, really high up the wall, it was fucking huge tho. Kill them as soon as you can, and try to find holes and openings they might be crawling out of. But if they aren't large they you don't need to worry.

>>689842598
Virtually anything, they can fucking climb glass my man
You better rub Vaseline on smooth surfaces to keep them down

>>689844807
then*

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>>689844533
>Scolopendromorphae
And finally Scolipede's name makes sense.

I've had some before, managed to kill one once, another got away. I haven't seen them again, but there's been less roaches lately. Seems like a good deal, I don't think they're out to get humans, I just saw it and got spooked, then he got spooked, we both ran away and that's it. Just wear closed shoes to be safe.

>spray them with high strength hair spray to freeze those little hairlike legs in place
>use a big rubber mallet and smash the fuck out of them
>leave the dead bodies out in the open to ward of his buddies

This worked for me back when I had these

Catch one and let it sting your cock and watch it triple in size. Your boyfriends ass will love it.

>>689843298
>They love ears.
Have fun never sleeping again OP.

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>>689837718
It's simple really.... kill your parents

woke up my gran. she says they have been around for a while...i wanna sleep in her room but she probably has them too...
she is nonchalant about it...fucking creepy.

>>689838094
yes those are the worst things in existence nuke the property

>>689845206
once i get back to US in a week im gonna be fine and dandy. i knew i should not have come out here.

>>689845017
I once caught a house centipede feasting on the corpse of one of his fallen brothers, whom I had smote down only seconds earlier. It was horrific. I had to kill him for his treachery to the colony.

>>689845297
She's a hardened veteran. This isn't her first rodeo.

>>689837718
Make sure to sleep with earplugs and a headset or you will regret it

>>689845224
>>689845297
Kill her too

>>689837718
oh, I forgot to say, that they have nocturnal habits after growing old, they might kill the insects for now, but will for sure try to crawl over you at night to see if it find something to eat or go under, like your warm parts as mouth.
They can eat almost everything, and you are included as food. It can be deadly with those big things on the both sides

>>689845416
she literally said:
"they are around all the time"
"just go to sleep"

when i told her that they bite she looked at me and said:

"so?"

i just left...fuck i should have stayed in new york.

>>689837911
Listen to 911

It's seen some shit

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>>689845569
>like your warm parts as mouth
stop...please

>>689845617
Clearly she's been bitten and is now possessed. They've brainwashed her to promote the flourishing of the species. Gtfo of there op before you are swarmed and wake up with one dancing it's 20 little legs on your tongue.

>>689845617
lol can we get a pic of your nan?

>>689837718
You guys are all litterally giant vaginas.
>pick up centipede with hat
>dump out the window.
Op you should kill yourself, and anyone else that wouldn't do the same. Irrational children, all of you
>call pest control

>>689845617
>asking someone who's going to die soon and doesn't give a shit for safety advices
You can't argue about this with old people, they're tired of living anyways

>>689842179
I fucking love spiders but those mother fuckers are scary they kill house snakes damn it fucking shoot them

>>689845906
Shut up faggot he's dealing with a platoon of poisonous ones.

>>689845812
Kill her before it's too late you fool!

>>689845914
she is only 67. she has another 10 years to live.

>>689845812
fuck you man...

>>689845906
>so smart
>much courage
>so much reason

i wish i was like you man. i really do...

>>689837718
Don't worry. I've contacted my friends in the military. The nuke is on its way.

Die proud, citizen.

>>689845906
>with hat
wtf

>>689845791
sry i'm not even horny

fuck i just want to die...FUCK i dont wanna be here right now...just take me now.............
im so scared

>>689846265
Yeah man the hat wearing centipedes.

>>689842756
Kek what the fuck

>>689846017
I know, in Laos I got a chemical burn from one walking over my hand.
I still think you are all vaginas, I used to catch dangerous centipedes when I was 5 and feed them crickets.

>>689846104
nudes of the granny

>>689838962
That length... So impressive. I bet it could navigate through this thread no problem.

i have half an hour on my laptop. its gonna run out of energy...the only real outlet is in the basement.

im so fucked...

>>689846492
I made up the Laos thing for no raisin

>>689846522
....if nudes would get me back to new york i would film a porno right now....

>>689846712
funny, I once saw a centipede eating a raisin

HERE IS A LESSON B:
Done ever let your parents guilt trip you into traveling to el salvador to see your grandma. Never fucking let that happen.

Never.

>>689846606
Venture into the basement in the dark and then turn the lights on abruptly. Watch them all scatter and disperse in fear.

>>689846017
>>689846208
>>689846265
This is what happens when people don't share nature with their children. It's fucking painful living for me you know?

>>689841608
>>689841786
>>689841878
>>689841927
>>689842032
>>689842091
fascinating. very efficient.

amazing animals

Op, just stay up all night, lights on, sleep during the day. They'll leave eventually because it's never hunting night time at your house.

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>>689847294

>>689847241
>>689847294
samefag
"i love nature"
"i love dangerous creatures"

low key:
>ive never been outside
>i only act like this on the internet

>>689847294
It looks like it takes so long that by the time they're finished they're hungry again.

>>689841608
Oh my fucking soul... holy shit.. fuck! shit fuck holy shitballs that thing is terrifying. the chills in my fucking spine...

>>689839641
>...calling pest control.

You first world idiot! They are pest control. They feed on (other) bugs!

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>>689837718
Croikey! Grab yourself a big ol' net m8

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>>689847552
Nah

>>689847910
What is so scary about this? It's just kinda hugging it and squeezing with forceps. It didn't devour or maul it...

>>689842768
Yes man, they can even be upside down on your ceiling, that is why i hate fucking bugs. Fucking everywhere and they are just so scary.

>>689837718
You in Hawaii bruh?

>>689843122
Everywhere on earth with stores has boric acid.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boric_acid