Drunk texting ex. Lots of embarassing shit. Never had bad experiences on drugs.

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>>689816069

OP's mom.

called some girls I knew inferior. Got ousted from all of my groups. No longer have friends

>>689816069
Blacking out and waking up in a hospital to people telling me I had been raped, luckily some passing Swedes tackled my rapist. Nothing I did was my fault, apparently.

My friend took 30 hits from a bong and vomited all over a girl

Beat my wife to a pulp.

Got super high with a friend id had known for 3 years, got me to have anal( i was the bitch) and i loved it. now im an anal bitch but he and i dont live any where near each other now and it has been like 5 years. living in my area in Canada makes it hard to find tops that want to mount my ass, which is sad. I cant find guys who want to dominate me, it should be easy.

ate a chick out and got herpes of the mouth

>>689818115
oh also inb4 "gtfo fag"

>>689818115
Oh hi Justin

>>689816069
Broke my ribs twice, on seperate occasions, fell down concrete steps outside, tripped over a baby gate (little shitter dogs I keep out of my room). Broke a brand new laptop (not sure how, but next morning screen was fucked up). Broken dishes, broken furniture, straight up puked on the floor (wooden floor, permanent stain). Offended friends and family. I really had a problem, I recently quit drinking. The worst part is waking up not knowing if its day or night or even what day it is or how you got where you are or what happened.

>>689818307
This was all alcohol btw.

>>689818401

>An alcohol

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>>689817593
Kek underrated post

I felt up my 13 y/o cousin in the garage and she liked it

>>689817515
story. sounds like a bad excuse for having no friends

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>>689817985
Muh nigga

>>689816069
I don't know.
But one time, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet.
The next day, or a few days later, I bought a pack of toilet paper, and dropped it off.

>>689817648
lold

>>689818570
no one remembers that meme, oldfriend...

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punched a cop in the chest (never do this ever)
stole a car, wrecked it going 60ish while blowing a red
got stabbed in the leg by tweaker friend of mine (apparently I did something to deserve it but I don't remember)

sure I could go on and on and on but my brain is about fried from all the years i spent pumping meth and heroin into my veins

>>689818307
do people try to limit how much you drink?

>>689816069
I pissed in the fireplace once on a combination of liquor and spice. I quit that spice shit years ago though. Fucking crap was hell getting off of too.

>Was drunk as fuck with some friends.
>Go out for a walk.
>It was hard to fucking walk.
>3 guys tried to rob us.
>Scream a them "FUCKING PUSSIES"
>Start running.
>Falls.
>Keeps running.
>Home again.
>Guys are searching us.
>Crying because i didn't wanted them to kill me.


The next thing i remember is waking up with a cold because i slept on the floor + drunk texting my ex saying that i still love her.

>>689816069
Had a one night stand with a girl who was on her period.. Couldn't get it up cuz of my drunkness son I ate that pussy like there's no tomorrow

>>689818115
why do you like being an an anal bitch?

>>689816069
Thats not a mistake thats a win amd more then most on /b/ woll geg

>>689819089
faggot

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>>689816069
>drunk as hell
>4:00 am
>looking for a whore
>no girl available
>called a trap
>fucked it
>idontgiveashit.jpg
>pic so much related

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>>689819418
>related too
be jelly m8s

>>689819418
give me advice for looking up whores, not really into traps tho

>>689817260
Summer is definitely here

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biggest mistake being drunk and all was coming to 4chan tonight to read this thread

pic related its what im drinking now

>>689816069
sucked my friends dick

>>689818115
do you take loads bareback?

>>689819131
would you stop if you could?

Drove my car. Luckily I wasn't pulled over. I was parked in a parking lot near my place when a couple cruisers showed up. My keys weren't in the ignition. So they couldn't charge me with anything.

>>689818307
>(little shitter
fucking die, you alccy scum

>>689816069
I molested my older sister and asked her for sex in front of most of my family and her (now) husband.

>>689819589
Just call to a expensive escort site, look for some forums of whore-addicts of your region and always, fucking always use protection

>>689819725

I did stop.

>>689818697
Ok you got my atención,. Go on,.

>>689819766
I drive drunk quite a bit

>>689817985
me too lol well she wasn't my wife

Nothing, really, because I can handle my shit.

I did unwillingly fuck a fat bitch after chugging some vodka, though. If i was a girl that would have been rape. I passed out and woke up with her ontop of me riding me, I was too out of it to do anything but lay there.

>>689819656
that shit is bottled a mile from here
kek
choke ya cunt!!

>>689819212
I usually drank alone, but yeah, my family mostly, friends were always getting just as fucked up with me. But usually I drank alone. I quit not long ago, I only drink non alcoholic beer now. I was drinking a pint of whiskey a night.

I fucked your mom without a condor

>>689819889
oh. how?

>>689816069
Tried to rape a girl i know

>>689819889
What happened with the cop, did he taze you or just take you down

>>689820061
Go on?

>>689819974
>cunts like this
think its ALAWAYS ABOUT YUOOOOOOO!!!!
well it fucking aint, mother fucker!

>>689819999
Quads checked

>>689819089
Knock knock
Who is it?
Officer faggot, your son was killed by an alcohol

>>689819999
do you slip up and have one once in a while?

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>>689820165
...what?

>>689819999
>>689820207
wasted on this filthy, filthy liqued junky

>>689818697
dont blame you

>>689820082

he threw my ass to the ground like a sack of dog shit. I'm pretty decent sized but this dude was fucking huge.

>>689820021

Used to not have a good outlook on life, didn't want to go anywhere or do anything with it.

One day I looked in the mirror and saw what a zombified piece of tweaker shit I had become, changed, stopped using and got my shit together.

>be me
>young child (around 16 at time)
>never been to a party
>go to an outside fire banger with friend
>decide to drink 4loko tall boy and 16 beers
>never drank b4
>tried getting a handjob from ugly hoe
>got pants
>dick out for 7 min
>went home
>parents got mad

>>689819358
the feeling of being someone elses plaything. it makes my heart race and i get so turned on. even thinking about it makes my knees shake

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>>689820292
self deprecating bullshit!!
fuck off!!

>>689820165
Feminist?

>>fucked one of my friends when we were both high and drunk as fuck in a car. the sex was great but we were both taken at the time. good times.

>>689819974
Kek, i had same thing happen to me but with my cousin
I didn't wake up to it though, but her mom was hammered and she was giving her shit because she slept with me

Picked up a street hooker and got my dick sucked for five bucks

Yes she was a nigger

>>689816069
Fucked my sister, she was drunk too, so thats ok.

>>689820481
How is what I said self-deprecating?

>>689819710
glady but i only screw people who are clean of any disease obviously. and i love getting high before a fuck, but i only smoke weed now.

>>689816069
wrecked my car twice, broke shit in my house, broke my leg, stole things, damage to public property, gotten in fights, kicked out of bars, embarrassed myself, broke in a chicks house and snuck into her room (thought id texted her but turned out i never sent the text kek)

yeah i did a lot of fucked up shit. i dont get drunk anymore unless im home and I plan on getting drunk then falling asleep. (i live alone). I'm pretty good about not letting myself get drunk now that I realize I act like an ass and I'll wind up in jail. I also regularly black out if I get drunk which is why I end up doing retarded shit. probably have done more and dont remember/didnt get caught

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>>689820505
alccy?
would sooner be a feminist than a dum yank scum cunt mutant dick like youirself

>>689820481
but that's literally what this thread is about

>>689819997

since choking is the insult that came to your mind first, I know you're a specialist at it. black label is the shit

I once blacked out and fucked a 5/10 in front of the entire party (40ish people) on the kitchen table. Didn't pull out. She just came back from a semester in Africa.

>TFW no baby
>TFW no aids

>>689820638
how you said it, faggot, not what you said.
tard!!

>be drunk and stoned at party
>end up in a bedroom with 2 cuties
>lay down flat on my back to try and look cool while smoking a joint
>cuties lay next to me
>stomach turns
>puke all over the cuties hair and arms
>be so embarrassed that i leave the party

Probably fucked up what could have been a threesome and i had to pay 100€ to get the mattress cleaned afterwards. Lesson learned, don't lay on your back when you're drunk as fuck.

m8, there are honestly too many to count

beat the shit out of my girlfriend a few times fucked up off heroin and coke

Gambled all of my life savings away, 82k to be exact

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>>689820664
so you're a femenist

>>689816069
>sometime in middle school
>mother is alcoholic
>steal her vodka one night
>drinking it like water
>using desktop computer on fold-out event table
>for no reason at all lean back
>kick monitor off the table
>stand up
>laugh
>fall onto fold out table and computer
>wake up next morning with huge gash scab on my back
>computer shockingly okay
>lived happily ever after

I have better stories but I always love that one

One of the first times I smoked weed I tried losing my virginity to this young slut. When she said she didn't want to go farther than me I made fun of her for having a dead dad and made her cry in my bed.

happens just about everytime I'm high on meth; jrk off to relatives

>>689820909
*with me

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probably the best experience tho
made out with my lesb friend and felt her up real nice
but it was shit bcus she is les and would never work out but she is real nice and love her

>>689819999
1-nice quads breh
2- why bother with if it doesnt get you drunk?

>>689816069
commited a felony and got caught

>>689816069
Triedto hiton my cousin, rightnext to my g/f, cousin stopped talkingto me, g/f broke up with me, at least i tried

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>>689819656
piss

>>689816069
I got blackout drunk and now I have to pay child support to your mom

>>689821004
my guess is drinking under the age

>Drinking at a party
>Have a bit too much
>Hook up with some older chick
>Both go outside
>Passout halfway through sex
>Wake up, feel like barfing
>Out of no where fucking tackled
>Try and get away but there are two of them
>Suddenly police
>Accused of Rape
>No worries sex was consensual
>dumb bitch says she can't remember
>Get big lawyer
>Get conviected anyway
>Feminazis go after my family, even the judge
>Kicked out of school, banned from my favorite activity, looking at prison, have to register as sex offender for rest of my life
>FML

>>689817648
What a pussy

>>689820241
>knock knock
>who is there
>an alcohol

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>>689820737
Are you talking about how i said if i was a girl, that would have been rape?

Am I wrong? I mean, to be real it was rape, but i don't give a shit.

Got drunk, fell in some bushes, stayed in bushes two hours until I got saved

>>689821093
Felony not misdemeanor

Video taped me and my b/ros gangbangin lisa Trudeau and putting it on youporon

>>689821105
Good thing you're only doing six months in jail.

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lost my driver's licence, will probably last a year.

drove like a retard (on GBL) and the police stopped me. first they took the licence for about 3 weeks, then i got it back, after 2 months it got taken away again.

i could fucking kill myself, not being able to drive for a fucking year.

>>689821105
Top kek

>>689821283

grow the fuck up I'm 25 and have never had a drivers license

>>689820737
>how you said it, faggot, not what you said

This is text on the internet, he can't "say" something a certain way.

>>689820909
>shit was cash

>>689821268
it is prison faggot and my life is ruined because of that dumb bitch drank too much. Where was her dumb ass sister, sucking some cock probably.

I fucked an insanely fat chick. I mean her body type was just fat tits. She was a walking pair of tits with arms & legs kinda poking out. I cant remember if i liked it.

>>689821416

i'm living in southern germany where theres mostly small villages and shit. not having a drivers licence is atrocious there,

>>689818115
>>689818115
>I cant find guys who want to dominate me, it should be easy.

bottoms are a dime a dozen dude, no matter what city you are in.

make-out with my Ex and start having fellings for her again

>>689821610

Then I truly do apologize for lashing out at you like I did. That shit has got to suck.

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>went out with work friends
>got bored with them, started talking up a girl at the bar
>ditched work people, went barhopping with gril
>remember making out furiously with her at next bar
>woke up fully dressed in the alley behind bar next morning surrounded by crowd of people
>never saw her again
>pic related?

>>689816069
DUI
Hit and Run
Assault with a Deadly Weapon

4 Felonies
2 Strikes

>>689818181
>818181
Trip nubs

nutted on a girl in the public. she didnt respond, just looked at me. expressionless. she knew i nutted on her but i guess it took her by surprise and even she didnt know what to do.

I ate a baby. Little black girl. Was already dead tho. Not the whole bit of course. Just a few mouthfuls. Wasn't full term so at least half of her. The following few days, had anxiety attacks every time I had to take a muzlim.

>>689816069
DUI stands out the most
got stabbed talking shit outside a bar at 3 AM
got into it with a bouncer built like Bob Sapp (bad idea)
and then theres all the financial regret. leaving the strip club 2 grand poorer. going so hard on blow that I bleed from the nose for two weeks and dont shit right for days.

>>689819999
A pint is a very small quantity. You are a faggot.

I drink a gallon a week and I don't have any degenerate stories. That would be a pint per day if there were 8 days in a week. Fucking eurofags.

first time i ever got drunk i told this girl to meet me at kmart the next day wake up and this chick was texting me at kmart she walked like a hour and a half there totally wasnt serious about going to kmart

>>689821674
no i mean i live in a town of around 2000 and the nearest city is 2 hours away if you take the highway. every now and then something pops up on one site or another but your right its almost always other bottoms or its at times i cant go because of work.

>>689817648
Stoners, why did he throw up, did he have a green out?

Blacked out at a house party in philly near temple. Find out the next day that I tried to hustle a ton of white powder to a group or armed niggers while saying it was coke. I did lines with them, someone was doing lines off a girls ass. I put the bill we were snorting with into my pocket and we got into a yelling match over it. Friends got me out after finding out I was going to get stabbed. Went back to my friends house and drank more

>>689822147
lol same shit happened to one of my boys before too .. threw up all over the place and passed out for like 30 mins .. bongs are brutal if you dont smoke alot

>>689822051
oh wow look at this big-dicked guy over here he called a pint of liquor a day a "very small amount"

how can i be cool like you?

>>689820828
>Morher is an alcohol